if a girl loves u she will behave like a zombie( zomie to the left, zombie to the right; she'll zombie to the center by herself)
but if she likes u and not love u she will ask for equal right and stuff like that

then pls. help me give it a better title.
am not confused but i lack the ability to potray what i need to do with this Glo people

I get am no bi property (seen is beliving so show us who she is simple!)
AM SURE U WISH UR gIRL FRIEND WAS FINE LIKE MINE
Snazzzy is teken ok?

I lost my phone and went to Globacom office to get it back and they told me they are out of Sim stock and it will take 4weeks to get their order before they now talk of my replacement.

My brothers/sisters what should i do?
I asked why the long time? no reasonable answer was given,
I wonder how big is the shipment that they won't use DHL to get it done in 72hours

can i sue them for:
lost of my business time
lost of access to my E banking
lost of business contacts who are to call me on that number
and their denying me the opportunity to use my credit balance on that line?
etc?

Pls. let me know how to get back at them

well if you think am childish i know you are wrong cos mine is working
so get a wife let me see wise solomon( bet it will take u a life time)

slimnike:

Why not call them HIV and AIDS.

I as the father of this babies hve giving the names as due so
mind uself after all you did not contribute your cell in this pregnancy
so do not contribute names OK?
go get yourself a woman then be qualify to play John the Baptist
ask pearldrops if she will marry you. but I doubt it much,

cabali:

Now that you're into the isanity thing! I have a suggestion, u could put your intentions and words on tuesday Guardian (the most widely read daily). Guys don't worry I will take care of the medical bills

well, I think u missed the point. NL is more popular and widely read by all ages all over the globe.
for your information Tuesday Guardian is widely and lengthly read by Jobless bunch like you until it turns into pieces. Rather The Sun is the widely read dailies in Nigeria which also will not meet up with the coverage NL provides(all sex all age all race all country and clan

snazzydawn:

yea right! I second that.

and how are our babies doing? You know as an expectant mother you should relax and keep offline for a while cos
somethings said here by some dundees united (á la cabali et al)  may affect your mood badly u know. And that is not good for our babies to develop under bad mood(this also goes for other women under this big tommy condiction) happy delivery though and see u all in November i'll be gone till November

Sanazzzzzzzzzzzzzy i know how u love me, i'll show u that part of me that makes u feel that way any time u want, baby

u dumb head the question is for snazzy to anwser
and for you to know

well pray for us we need twins!
one to be named sazzi the other to bename typi

MAMAPUT happy birthday
however today is my birthday
i guess we share the same month so
that cancels our foods
you eat yours in remebrance of my birthday
and i will eat mine in remembrance of your birthday

long live Mamaput!!! long Live Typewriter!!!

am 4yrs older than Methuselah and 4yrs younger than Genesis
am life is still good to me, as today is my birthday!

All my Age mate are invited to my birthday party
time: 5:30pm(17:30)
venue: NL
dress code: Old school

is My snazzy pregnant now?

I need to know O!
it must be twins O!

what do u mean u miss her, she has been around
old boy come stright joor
she is wedded now so stop all these miss u miss u stuff

i like this pic in fact i have saved it for the best
thank love, though u clave for TOsin but I hope u be real

Hi Docs,

It's me again, the one and only snazziesis patient (induced disorder/ disease u get when snazzy leaves u)
now that Snazzy is married i hope no cure is now need.

but i have this problem of body itching any time i work a short distance or use anything that vibrates
what is the cause i really like to know if i can be cured of this allergy or malady

Hi am still The Choosen one

though she loves TO Sin but God will 4GIVE HER!!!!

I have to when she has married Mr Tosin, i cannot drag her out of that,
cos it will be a Cos on me, ( what God joins together no Typewriter put asunder!) willingly or unwillingly
even if she divours Tosin, i will not have her, cos i don't believe in used or tokunbo types.

so am here waiting for my turn to get another Snazzzy
one thing is certain, She has lost the man of her dreams & style, the best that there is, I the Typewriter

so here I am all by myself, saving my love for the best

I have found somebody better than snazzzzzzzzzi

she


is


you guess






who be dat 1st





and i will make her know to






you all




again!!!!!

pearldrops:

ALARM: some one plss end this thread,it's getting confussing and irritating

Just move on to rhe next post. This one is really the bomb!!!

but while u are looking on "who is online" page am off to take more cod liver oil
if I five bottles, I hope will do it?

but if I die just no that u connived with _snazzy to kill me!

well doc I've tried eating much fish but few cod liver intake cos am allergic to this substance so what other healer will do? how about getting me into snazzy's system as well? at least halve shared will bring some relive to me

Hi doc,
am kind of confuse i think it socking too
i have this condition of loving snazzy so much so but don't know what to do to have her love me back. is there any medical help for me?

some are jealous of me
while some want to, out of pure wickedness
but it's OK by me, for the of love snazzy ,,, boy i will do anything except quiting

GOOD luck and A's in advance

not really but so air some of misconception about the true nature of Typewriter

well i will post more when i come back i have work to now please bear with me you all.
enjoy NL till i come!!!

Rhodalyn:

@Type

yeah!! U're damn right!! So u're this good and yet U're fooling around creating silly threads??

well yeah!! i know what ya mean, he knows i love him Only he doesn't know i really really deeply do, Cuz i don't get all ''soft'' and stuff on him, i actually give him a tough tyme all Cuz im soooooo in love with him GusH!! he's such a g8t guy, never been this in love never loved any other guy the way i love him

well thanks for Ur comment but a little correction here non of my thread is silly u need to read them over and over again!
am a straight g u y , but most girls want half lie half truth that i detest so much, i don't like suprices no matter how pleasant it may be, you may ask me to guess. it's OK at least you test my ability but when you pose a surprise i will be sad about it. that me for real. all i said was my true feeling. . . i say what i feel just the way i feel it . you are not under any obligation to believe me or not i don't take offense for what people take of my words. . . and as such i own them no apology what so ever! but the truth is that there is so much misconception b/g girls and g u ys. and there is no known formula that will correct or amend this trend now or in the near future. . . but if you are straight you will get Ur right g u y as well.

but that's not fair unless from your judgment he still needs to prove his commitment most guys are like that i agree
that's why am a bit diffrent. i say how i feel truly without pretending as my life style won't let me pretend.

but you as a lady you should know most ladies do pretend as such guys find it difficult to put out their ego so that girls don't ride them two

for instance if you date a guy fro one month u could be able to tell his person fairly well but you may date a lady for one year and still live in the dark about her true age. . .  imagine that! they called Pattarn of Decit (POD)

@ J-girl welcome soon they will find you, just keep posting in relevant topics

@ J-girl have got a date in NL yet? or u married?

apology accepted, now Ur my friend too.

@Rhodalyn hope u treat him like a king, that way he'll treat u as a his Queen
that's what i have been trying to get around snazzy too

Rhodalyn:

lol Type Rhodalyn knows what?? why did U mention ma name??

@J-girl
thats the love girl

you know better than any one that my love is red hot sweet like, you know the rest,
she can't hold it and she can't drop it

by the way how is boo, just asking no joke intended