₦airaland Forum

the Big Question now is that The IG of Nigerian police is saying that no prove that
Nuru Ribadu was never seen in Gani's place in flesh and blood,

and TVC show it again and againa and againa what is he going to do?
who will he harass or arrest for the bridge in guard for the fugitive 2nd escape
and can he promise us that another wanted person will not beat the dust, and live
him asking for another picture or film in part 2 and part 4 pls. make una for Nigeria

well let me tell you guys, these things are arranged to fool the masses to believe that the Authorities were caught unprepared for some reasons. Like( when they can not prosecute the person(s) due to class connection, or the scandal might be better imagine as more connected people will row if allowed the prosecution the person and due to past favour they haved enjoyed from the person. please read more!!



if you are a big thief learn to share your loots with top agency functionaries well in advance
and when the time comes they will show you the road of escape in fact they will shine light for you to see
last you hit your legs to stones. E.g

1 Sanusi announce the 5 thieves only 4 where caught (1 was shown the escape route- destination London) his the man of the people.

2. El rufai was even allowed to carry all his personal belongings before he was shown the escape route- destination London)

3. Ade Glo was shown the escape route to Ghana cos destination London was hot , baba Obj has a way of using police their to arrest u

4 Alamieyesiegha flee to London to avoid it, but soon noticed the wrong move came back through the London secret route to defend his actions under immunity with baba Obj. but the thing back fire cos Good Luck no cooperate with am but today we know VP post is a big carrot to waste( is he really active?)

5 (it was only Ngige's miraculous phone call to then Vice-President Atiku) a life line to save him was provided and when he was finally removed from office by the court they gave him the route to USA. London was hot baba OBJ has contact there Oh! he was warned

6 Wale Adedayo Gov Dainel's chife book cooker (was shown the escape route to Ghana then to destination London)

from the list above you can see they have one thing in common ( they water ground well in advance knowing that one day they will need a taxi heading the escape road

in fact so many list to add but let just say is the police, SSS, EFCC, ICPC. AirPort intelligence DMI and so on not aware
of would be escapees weeks or days or even hours before their hunt is announced? so who is fooling who?

cos most of them flee days or weeks into their hunt must have began?
and in all these no person half dead or alive has been arrested as a conniver or collaborator in crime to show that all these Authorities are doing a seemly remedy job to prove their office non involvement abeg leave them to fool their ignorance Nigerians Know them better- Police is your friend

so they helped Rubadu to visit and return London Period I 4 D mass I with Nuhu

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text 080 99 123-123

vI think this Post UME is a big fraud and should be stopped.

it's just a money making venture for all the universities that per take in it
why can't JAMB do it's work!

it's a pity what students go through to get education
which way Nigeria, 1 step forward 419 steps backward.

there is no way the universities can absolve all the students that go through Post UME
same problem they accused JAMB of. so who is fooling who?

1 they are now using laptop to test student of which 85% have never used computer before
then the tension of server failure as experienced in unilag.

2 the same crowding of halls exams with less invigilators is still

3 bringing in of foreign material is still the other of the day

4 the exams Obj type question same as Jamb is in use. even their standard is lower yet more student fail
can they prove that the student actually failed? since the student have no copy of the question paper to prove his/her case.

if post UME is to be real then

1 it must be hand writing( so that student can have his copy when the results is marked
to prove that what he wrote is actually marked, just like school test assignments.
you get back your marked worked and see what and how you went up or down.

2 no post UME fees till the result is out (kill the urge for profit making out of students woes)

3 inter university marking will go a long way to show transparency and honesty of admissions
with Jamb posting back the marked papers via post or email or date of collections at a designated universities
on per course and department level on an agreed date announced on the university and JAMB web sites and via radio TV and other media.

And if these are not so good enough then a body of students, parents university and Jamb reps and other stakeholders should be constituted to map out a better way for post UME.

this fraud must stop

I think this Post UME is a big fraud and should be stopped.

it's just a money making venture for all the universities that per take in it
why can't JAMB do it's work!

it's a pity what students go through to get education
which way Nigeria, 1 step forward 419 steps backward.

there is no way the universities can absolve all the students that go through Post UME
same problem they accused JAMB of. so who is fooling who?

1 they are now using laptop to test student of which 85% have never used computer before
then the tension of server failure as experienced in unilag.

2 the same crowding of halls exams with less invigilators is still

3 bringing in of foreign material is still the other of the day

4 the exams Obj type question same as Jamb is in use. even their standard is lower yet more student fail
can they prove that the student actually failed? since the student have no copy of the question paper to prove his/her case.

if post UME is to be real then

1 it must be hand writing( so that student can have his copy when the results is marked
to prove that what he wrote is actually marked, just like school test assignments.
you get back your marked worked and see what and how you went up or down.

2 no post UME fees till the result is out (kill the urge for profit making out of students woes)

3 inter university marking will go a long way to show transparency and honesty of admissions
with Jamb posting back the marked papers via post or email or date of collections at a designated universities
on per course and department level on an agreed date announced on the university and JAMB web sites and via radio TV and other media.

And if these are not so good enough then a body of students, parents university and Jamb reps and other stakeholders should constituted to map out a better way for post UME.

I think this Post UME is a big fraud and should be stopped.

it's just a money making venture for all the universities that per take in it
why can't JAMB do it's work!

it's a pity what students go through to get education
which way Nigeria, 1 step forward 419 steps backward.

there is no way the universities can absolve all the students that go through Post UME
same problem they accused JAMB of. so who is fooling who?

1 they are now using laptop to test student of which 85% have never used computer before
then the tension of server failure as experienced in unilag.

2 the same crowding of halls exams with less invigilators is still

3 bringing in of foreign material is still the other of the day

4 the exams Obj type question same as Jamb is in use. even their standard is lower yet more student fail
can they prove that the student actually failed? since the student have no copy of the question paper to prove his/her case.

if post UME is to be real then

1 it must be hand writing( so that student can have his copy when the results is marked
to prove that what he wrote is actually marked, just like school test assignments.
you get back your marked worked and see what and how you went up or down.

2 no post UME fees till the result is out (kill the urge for profit making out of students woes)

3 inter university marking will go a long way to show transparency and honesty of admissions
with Jamb posting back the marked papers via post or email or date of collections at a designated universities
on per course and department level on an agreed date announced on the university and JAMB web sites and via radio TV and other media.

And if these are not so good enough then a body of students, parents university and Jamb reps and other stakeholders should map out a better way for post UME.

well it depend on what u term illiteracy cos at one point you are ignorant of one civilization or another, and may lack knowledge of some sort if a given time and direction

imagine a professor going to the illiterate baba lawo for spiritual help
or the an engineering student going to meet a road side mechanic to help with practical assignments
or an english teacher talking to the Oba, IGwe or Emir through local translator (interpreter)

you think you are civilized then tell me what will the angels do.

in life just pray that you are lucky or blessed, education has nothing to do with life suitability; civilized or not
i ve seen a farmer building mansion that some prof can't dream of in their widest day dreaming.

such is life, just do your best and pray for the Good Lord to bless your effort, simple

Nigerians are funny animals,
they don't know where they are with issues, they don't know where they are with you and Certainly they don't know where they are with their selves
The man appeared you said he appeared cos of future election interest.
If the man did not appear, you all will say he does not abide by the law of the land.

well for you info IBB do not rely on Ur Votes to assend the presidency
he simply negotiate with his gang and pronto he knows what the Aso Rock needs for him to say "i did it for the interest of the nation"
so if you can't fight leave the man alone, or join the man!

i want them to help re-brand Nigeria

am Hungry, Please Re-brand me!

I am Nigeria. I have millions of acres of arable land and billions of
cubic litres of water, but I cannot feed myself. So I spend $1 billion
to import rice and another $2 billion to import milk. I produce rice,
but don’t eat it. I have 60 million cattle but no milk. I am hungry,
please re-brand me.

I drive the latest cars in the world but have no roads. I lose family
and friends everyday on roads for which funds have been looted. I lose
my young, my old, and my most brainy and productive people to the
potholes, craters and crevasses they travel on everyday. I am in
permanent mourning, please re-brand me.

My sch ool has no teacher and my classroom has no roof. I take lecture
notes through the window and live with 15 others in a single room. All
my professors have gone abroad, and the rest are awaiting visas. I am
a university graduate, but I am illiterate. I want a future, please
re-brand me.

Malaria, typhoid and many other preventable diseases send me to
hospitals which have no doctors, no medicines and no power. So my wife
gives birth with candle light and surgery is performed by quacks. All
the nurses have gone abroad and the rest are waiting to go also. I
have the highest maternal and infant mortality rates in the world and
future generations are dying before me. I am hopeless, hapless and
helpless, please re-brand me.

I wanted change so I stood all day long to cast my vote. But even
before I could vote, the results had been announced. When I dared to
speak out, silence was enthroned by bullets. My rulers are my
oppressors, and my policemen are my terrors. I am ruled by men in
mufti, but I am not a democracy. I have no verve, no vote, no voice,
please re-brand me.

I have 50 million youths with no jobs, no present and no future. So my
sons in the North have become street urchins and his brothers in the
South have become militants. My nephews die of thirst in the Sah ara
and his cousins drown in the waters of the Mediterranean. My daughters
walk the streets of Lagos, Abuja and Port Harcourt, while her sisters
parade the streets of Rome and Amsterdam. I am inconsolable, please
re-brand me.

My people cannot sleep at night and cannot relax by day. They cannot
use ATM machines, nor use cheques. My children sleep through staccato
of AK 47s see through the mist of tear gas. The leaders have looted
everything on the ground and below. They walk the land with haughty
strides and fly the skies with private jets. They have stolen the
future of generations yet unborn and have money they cannot spend in
several lifetimes, but their brothers die of hunger. I want justice,
please re-brand me.

I can produce anything, but import everything. So my toothpick is made
in China; my toothpaste is made in South Africa; my salt is made in
Ghana; my butter is made in Ireland; my milk is made in Holland; my
shoe is made in Italy; my vegetable oil is made in Malaysia; my
biscuit is made in Indonesia; my chocolate is made in Turkey and my
table water made in France. My taste is far-flung and foreign, please
re-brand me.

My people are cancerous from the greed of their friends who bleach
palm oil with chemicals; my children died because they drank ‘My
Pikin’ with NAFDAC numbers; my poor die because kerosene explodes in
their faces; my land is dead because all the trees have been cut down;
flood kills my people yearly because the drainages are clogged; my
fishes are dead because the oil companies dump waste in my rivers; my
communities are vanishing into the huge yawns of gully erosion, and
nothing is being done. My livelihood is in jeopardy, and I am in the
uttermost depths of despondence, please re-brand me.

I have genuine leather but choose to eat it. So I spend a billion
dollars to import fake leather. I have four refineries, but prefer to
import fuel, so I waste more billions to import petrol. I have no
security in my country, but would rather send troops to keep the peace
in another man’s land. I have 160 dams, but can not get water to
drink, so I buy ‘pure’ water that roils my innards. I have a million
children waiting to enter universities, but my ivory dungeons can only
take a tenth. I have no power, but choose to flare gas, so my people
have learnt to see in the dark and stare at the glare of naked flares.
I have no direction, please re-brand me.

My people pray to God every morning and every night, but commit every
crime known to man because re-branded identities will never alter the
tunes of inbred rhythms. Just as the drums of heritage heralds the
frenzied ji ngles, remember - the Nigerian soul can only be Nigerian -
fighting free from the cold embrace of a government that has no
spring, no sense, no shame. So we watch the possessed, frenzied dance,
drenched in silent tears as freedom is locked up in democracy’s empty
cellars. I need guidance, please re-brand me.

But then, why can I not simply be me, without being re-branded? Or
does my complexion cloud the color of my character? Does my location
limit the lengths my liberty? Does the spirit of my conviction shackle
my soul? Does my mien maim the mine of my mind? And is this life worth
re-branding? I am not yet born, please re-brand me

Girls! Girls!! think normal for once?
the post/ topic do not mean to say that the guy is not willing to sponsor
he just don't have the money power simple

so will u help him out if u truly know that he has no money to express his right as a man
for that moment period.

or will Ur pride hold you up against him to sponsor or die trying
and u will move on without him to another innocent brother! (Just like a virus).

law was made to serve Man and not the other way round
Jesus heal on Sabbath day to prove that law is relative and not static

is like asking a rich man if he will sleep with his mother if a gun is held onto his head
in theory he will say no but in practice he will add his grandmum to the equation (some people O!)

so its your will against your pride that this topic want to clear out

most women will say i reject it in Jesus name to this issue
but to be truthful about this. is that most women want romance to continue after marrage
but while the man want romance to stop after the marrage
men spend much during romance and want to end such spending after marrage
which women sees as if the guy has changed attitude

baby money is not easy to come by so stop looking for gifts everyday and be a wife for God sake

women do change from girlfriend to oga madam after marrage( how do expect Mr Johnson to continue making magic
after I do- I do. women should now assume there place as wives. but in most cases they want to remain hard to get lady.

that is why men get bored few mins after marrage. so singles learn from this and act right

tpiah:
are you sure you're the Eze Ndigbo of nairaland? Who crowned you?

anyway, if you get proper credentials, I get some people wey I wan report oh! Certain subjects of yours dey misbehave too much for here!

well metion their names and i will do your bidding.

@tpiah am broke this weekend, what title do you want in Igbo land or on nairaland even if it's on the internet
i will give it to you for half the price, I need to buy palm wine for my cabinet member and girls go flow.
ok ok any amount will do just bring the money, and some bottle of beer (sorry palm oil my lolo need to cook something while am making your feather cap)

@ topic please treat us (Eze Ndi Igbo In Diasporas) with respect we are only trying to build an industry just like nollywood and the comedians

Easybaby:
He marry another lady dumped by another man , .lol

^{clear throat}

even at that she has lost one but he gained better person

are going to pay for real?

I tell you what Give me the money and i'll help you get it to them and believe me
they will tell how good I am at that.

men i need a plate of fresh fish and a bottle of palm wine

where is this Guru mumu boy,
hey u!!! bring the =N= 750K abi you no want get work for NNPC ok i mean CBN in fact we go give Aso Rock keys
ode bruku

@ amakaone I love you post it's the best
simple direct and complete

i need you to visit me and cook it live am willing to do anything for you
whatever just come and cook please!!!!

Can ladies keep in mind that most men are having hard time to wed (sorry spend hard earned Naira on one day event)

so i expect ladies to encourage this topic by bring out points that will make it possible for men to go for low key and easy weddings

please tabulate the most needed items and cost alternative so that Guys can agree to do this calvary and cross journey early.
than to wait for the woman of their love get older and desperate or get the poor thing impregnated to bring about hidding marrage or cheap wedding

again ladies should know that after wedding day (a one day event ) comes marrage (a life time event)
so which is more important?

note: also that Mr Right can not be a ready made thing rather you can mould and shape out your MR. Right with who you have!
stop being greedy, get to work and get lucky!

look am not happy Oh
is it when it's my time to become one that this Lagos government will now ban
this show?

well as Eze NdI Igbo one  of Nairaland
and Eze Ndi Igbo of Internet. I can not be banned by any government  

yes ke the title in question is not only political but traditional so
is Lagos government stopping the Ndigbos of their fundamental (traditional) rights

well I ban Lagos Government from Banning Eze Ndi Igbo Titles

after all the Hausa community stated this norm outside their land(state of origin)
my Good friend, Serikin Hausawa na Yaba is still on his throne
so also is Serikin hausawa na idi araba and Serikin Hausawa na Agege market (small market for that matter)

rotimy:
The real Kings in the East met and warned them to stop disgracing the Igbos but they refused, others agreed. The Eastern governors and traditional rulers said that their titles will not be EZE NDI IGBO[KING OF IGBOS] but ONYE NDU NDI IGBO[Leader of Igbos}. The Real Eastern kings told the Oba of Lagos their decisions and the rest is history

well sha, my people, I tell you,  the  Igboman is also his No 1 enemy, the homeland Eze(s) are jealous of the cars and money that we also get from federal government and from our city followers. At least they are 200% greedier, we can give you title at a cheaper rate e.g. Aka ji aku 1 of Idi Igbo (meaning the hand that achieves wealth of Ndi Igbo the first) cost  =N=50,000 only with 4 bottle of beer of any brand 1 bottle of local dry gin (khiakhia, ogo-goro) and the cap and feather will balance well-well on your head.

But they will charge you millions whatever for? I don’t know
We can collect less to support any government in power (or wants to gain acceptance to power).
All these noise is just ego and jealousy of the young and enterprising Eze Idi Igbo in Diaspora

We are not dragging their old local stool (domain) including their wooding/calabash with them.
Therefore, they should not drag/ban our Lagos/ internet sofa (modern domain) or our glass/marble dining table with us for that matter.

But I suggest that the best way to choose any Eze Ndi Igbo from now should be as follow

a. 2 homeland Eze(s) or Igews from the Igbo states should nominate from the applicants who should merit the title for any community the contestants want to lead.

b. The State government of the Igbo states must have a representatives to back the candidate of their choice, which may not necessarily connect with the ones the Ones the eze/igew from his state supports

c. Those promoting any candidate from their location must at least reside 3years at that location

d. Candidate must obtain clearance (Certificate of Crime Free) from the police from   the state command and from the divisional unit of the said location they want to lead.

e. Must have achieved success in a particular field of human endeavor(proof that you can aspired and excelled in other word I call it TT-tested and trusted )

f. Must be married (proof that you can lead and tolerate oddities/ respect and balance opposition view points).

g. You must Speak the language in an advance form(Good command of Igbo language)

h. You must have lived in an Igbo community for at least 12-years(grounded in local content and environmental rob off)
Note : pronouncing on your Ledio instead of on your Radio is out of it oh! So also is  Give me thati Lula in place of -give me that ruler

Igbo Kwenu !!

Well most women are lazy and day-dreamers, hear talk, am waiting for Mr right!!, am looking for Mr right!!!, then they paint a picture a prince
of all nation (after the fashion of church of all nation -Synagogue) what do they expect easy miracle and that's how the devil knock them over and over, anoiting go fall them tire (sic)

most of these women will not be happy to make a man of their dreams from the poor guy around, oh no no no they want ready made guy
so they deserve what they get.

i know how i pour out my tears to meet with them they look me up and then look away
yet i have all the attributes of a successful guy (but choose to hide it from them, to see if they know rough diamond)

they all failed to see through the lace curtain

they all want day light freebies( like flies after insect killer light, they will die/fry one by one , read my lips )

being ugly is a crime, or better still a diseases
just like being poor,
or being ill mannered
or being block head
even having  ill/bad luck is worst  than any of the above cos with good luck u’ll succeed all odds

cos no one wants to be around and no around you is truly happy or comfortable.
anyone with any of the likes above need urgent cure or treatment

Please NL don't misunderstand my factual statement,
also this does not apply to those that are challenged or with (physical, metal, spiritual) deformities or disabilities (cos God has not finish creating you until one is dead and buried)
e.g you may be born with two eyes but lose them b4 u die yes I know that when you were born you were just some few cm2 long (not tall cos u cant even stand) but His grace nurtured you till what you are today(an angel or worst still a double headed monster)

just note Typewriter is back!!!

and am not ugly 

i know some of you are really super uugently uglyyyyy!
kai what has come over me, sorry O!
am only human

yes co we know he is not sick. let the man go 2nd term joor
after all he has perform greatly, we have more money in the economy
Napa has improved Trasport is cheeper, education is looking up
in fact the 7point agenda is a sucess, so he should be allowed a 2nd term even without election/selection

lie lie the man is not sick the man is watching his weight Nigerian stop wishing him sick

u talk like a guy

@mukian i like ur profile u know we may have one or 2things in common

to the best of my knolage na him be the most healthy Nigerian, he is simply watching his weight