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Politics / Re: Body Language Of Yaradua's Mother When Presidential Aspirants Visited Her by Typewriter(m): 11:08am On May 21, 2022
we are never a serous people, what has meeting a dying grand ma have to do with the best candidate for election.
that is why our leaders always find little and meanness issues like old woman face, religion and tribal marks to distract us while the Conner our commonwealth for their cycles and families only for most us fight for empty posters and T shirts.
continue to waste your future but remember, hunger, poverty and your future generation will not forgive you for your stupidity.

Alade loves to see @Ebeneezer Obey perform life in Lagos hotels in Idi Oro Mushin so much that he will trek for days from Ibadan to Lagos.
as he can not afford transportation cost in those days money is too tight to mention. well, he died in one of his long trek yet @Ebeneezer never know of him let alone to dedicate a song on his behalf. This Old woman has not and will never suffer what 99% of Nigerians are going through on daily bases. yes you have the time, data and most annoying hard earn audience to be typing all these nonsense and rubbish.

don't use online resourceful media and nairaland to agitate for a better political correctness and equity for the common man, continue to fool yourselves thinking you are catching fun, poverty will remind you to get sense may be a bit too late,
Politics / Re: Before Femi Adesina Tasted Power - Tunde Odesola by Typewriter(m): 10:14am On May 05, 2022
how I wish he will be truly be giving the reward of Abobaku by God, some people just have to be rewarded for their deeds here on earth for others to learn.
even in politics there must be honour, intelligence, responsibilities but it make sense to apologize from time to time, and even resign with your (political and personal) dignities intact.

but truly our people mostly the politicians and office holders lack survival intelligence of dignity.
partly or largely because our society do not value intelligence and honour but want to see it happen.

but nature can not give you what you don't thrive to achieve or sustain- hence the nature of people in power here is as we have conditioned them to perform.

imagine the place of General Abacha and Genaral IBB, today IBB is a good man but Abacha is a bad man. but in reality the opposite general is the case. its all in our perspective and view points as we value things.

blame Generals or presidents all you want if you don't have a good law books as in our constitution even an angel will fail NIGERIA flat.
we need in our constitutions the flowing points

*We need Independent candidacy in our electoral laws
*We need Judiciary autonomy with sovereignty to elect the chief Judges of the federation and its states
*We need Community policing with regional by-laws
*We need Regional by-laws
*We need technocrats in technical positions as ministers
* We need true independents of power in major offices like senate house of reps
* We need veto power to be 20% vote of ex presidents (living and sane) and 30% professional body associations and total of 89% quorum.
*we need inter tribal committee as well as inter tribal educational curricula in our school levels.

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Education / Re: Who Can Help Me In Translating This Pidgin English To Correct English? by Typewriter(m): 1:54am On Apr 14, 2022
How Many Years I Take Senior You?

Simple
A
How many years, am I older than you (are)? Informal
B
I'm older than you, by how many years? Informal
C.
I am your senior, by how many years? Formal
Both are good inglish
Being that senior may indicate older in age or older in a position or situation.

Good luck
Politics / Re: Constitution Amendment: NASS Splits Minister Of Justice From AGF by Typewriter(m): 4:16pm On Feb 06, 2022
All these is still half measure and therefore an exercise in futility.
Our demands are simple

A. An Individual or independent candidacy without party should be allowed to contest and win election for vice positions only
because even if he wins, on which or whose manifesto will he operate to deliver?
the winning/dominant party or his Personal manifesto? will he be impeached for nonparty or by party wimps and caprices?
this and other criteria need to be carefully fashion out.

I've always advocated that the office of the AGF and even the top service chiefs be elective and under the AGF
yes let the bench of Judges and lawyers elect one of their own, since they have the anticipated antecedents of the would be contestants. Lawyers and judges should know who is corrupt and incompetent amongst them that wish to stand for election for the post of AGF. even so the State level or equivalents. so that whosoever emerge is truly independent of the Executive and the Legislators. the Presidency and State Governors should be allowed to appoint the minister of Judicial matters and commissioner of Justice in their states and sharp lines have been drawn on every issue of conflict of interest,
so that the image of the office of AGF, State Chief Judges as well as our Court as a vigorous agent of social change and portrayal of
judicial effectiveness will continue to remain sacrosanct. I must add it should be done with urgency, our people (Africa) are losing hope in the current democracy as criminals are having field-day by get a lot of pleasure and enjoyment from doing something criminal as the law is not allowed to have its way due to excessive interference from The Executive, Legislative and even the Uniformed top guns.

women should be giving elective position on merit base on 30-40% under party arrangements so that at least 30% of elected are women.

Police and other law enforcement agents should have a complete brand new orientation and New code of conduct and may I say elaborate supervisory units establishment within them answerable to the State Public Service Commission on conduct and welfare of personal.
These are some of what I see for now
Family / Re: My Mother-In-Law Buried My Son's Placenta by Typewriter(m): 4:46pm On Mar 01, 2021
you guys are not made to be.
if a woman still clinch to her mom after marriage then all hope is lost
the issue of placenta is a lost battle forget it and pray hard for your kid.

if you see no reason to continue to relate with her family so be it.
but don't keep malice and hate within your mind and action.
get a new woman and ask for access now and share custody in future from the court of law.
lawyers will advice you better and believe me it is the best approach.

you will be free and sound in mind.
go make money as much as you can now and in 7-10 years time you can ask then for share custody in future from the court of law.
Family / Re: My Mother-In-Law Buried My Son's Placenta by Typewriter(m): 4:44pm On Mar 01, 2021
you guys are not made to be.
if a woman still clinch to her mom after marriage then all hope is lost
the issue of placenta is a lost battle forget it and pray hard for your kid.

if you see no reason to continue to relate with her family so be it.
but don't keep malice and hate within your mind and action.
get a new woman and ask for access now and share custody in future from the court of law.
lawyers will advice you better and believe me it is the best approach.

you will be free and sound in mind.
go make money as much as you can now and in 7-10 years time you can ask then for share custody in future from the court of law.
Celebrities / Re: If You Were To Date A Celebrity, Who Would That Be? by Typewriter(m): 10:16pm On Jan 24, 2021
Tonto Dike head!
Celebrities / Re: If You Were To Date A Celebrity, Who Would That Be? by Typewriter(m): 1:31pm On Dec 19, 2020
cool for me it's @Tonto Dike Olakunle (mama King Andre). She is much wiser now and can handle and appreciate a real man way better. + she is now born again in deed. Help link us up! I wish God to bless me with a woman that prays, pays and play her roles with maturity and Joy of the Lord.
cool
Family / Re: How Do I Understand/satisfy My Husband? by Typewriter(m): 12:35am On Nov 22, 2019
that is good of you, but i guess you plan a faint while you are doing the work and come around in the hospital and let the doctor tell him about the second missionary journey will look like
simple and short he will give you a break
Business / Re: LED signs Nigeria | Digital signage | Moving sign display | Led Lights by Typewriter(m): 7:43pm On Oct 18, 2019
Can I get a quote on this

prowlG:
Using an LED sign will make you stand out, it will also give your business maximum exposure.
Business / Re: LED signs Nigeria | Digital signage | Moving sign display | Led Lights by Typewriter(m): 7:38pm On Oct 18, 2019
Can I have a quote on this

prowlG:
Using an LED sign will make you stand out, it will also give your business maximum exposure.
Travel / Re: Onikan, Lagos Is The 3rd Coolest Neighborhood In The World by Typewriter(m): 10:10pm On Sep 19, 2019
the Onikan, Neighborhood in Lagos is far from Coolest its a lonely area
Travel / Re: Onikan, Lagos Is The 3rd Coolest Neighborhood In The World by Typewriter(m): 10:06pm On Sep 19, 2019
May be dey used 1960 statistics
Family / Re: My Wife Abandoned Her Matrimonial Home by Typewriter(m): 11:51pm On Jul 18, 2019
Bro you never hard a wife you only have a hang on lady, I'll advice you get on the street and look for your real wife, get job no matter how small it pays, to make your days smooth too. And pls. Don't blame your mother in law its only natural she stand by her daughter, they have the same view to marriage no money no romance MONICA= Money+Car. Now that she has free you don't go back to enslave yourself, remember if she can do this now that you are young enough to fend for yourself what will she do when you are 80+ thinks and learn. You can never make her change her DNA

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Crime / Re: 15-year-old Wife Poisons Husband In Kano by Typewriter(m): 11:56pm On Apr 16, 2019
It's high time the government enact a law on marriage age for both sexes be it 18 or 21 to avoid all these minor age getting forces into marriage unprepared. Only to turn murders over night. If they can kill at 15years I wonder what they will do going forward.
Give us minimum age for marriage and if possible the right to be married advisers and chancellor to educate young people about marriage.
Celebrities / Re: Churchill Recognises Int'l WOMEN'S DAY, As Foundation Trends On Twitter by Typewriter(m): 8:10pm On Mar 09, 2019
Naijaguy123:
All of you that is linking @Tonto here wait for it o!

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Celebrities / Re: Toyin Lawani Shares 37th Pre-Birthday Photos by Typewriter(m): 8:26pm On Feb 25, 2019
decent ladies should find a way to help us fight this menace some of their indecent fellow parade from time to time.

how can a grown up lady bring her body to the public like a microwaved chicken and expect us to applaud her?
tomorrow she will be the first to say men looked and treated her indecently when you appeared so indecent in the first place
we are not machines we have moods like women too. don't come provoke it and expect respect no woman!

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Nairaland / General / Stop Child Hawker In Our Socitey by Typewriter(m): 9:28pm On Feb 11, 2019
The issue of children hawking on the streets and roadsides in villages and in our Cities has been left uncontrolled to continue year in year out, it has now come to an alarming stage.
I know people will quickly point to Mr Poverty as driving a rise in the number of Nigerian child hawker.

Over 20 million children between the ages of 4 and 15 are involved in a form of child labour
O! yes, we have laws that guarantees child right but we all know it has not been on the government’s agenda to implement them is a strict term or even as a social issue to be campaigned upon.

We all can relate in one way or another the huge implications and self damage hanging over these children’s physical and emotional well-being. It exposes them to sexual abuse, physical exhaustion, vehicular accidents, death, malnourished, diseases and even drug and substance abuse gambling and prostitution and other juvenile crimes which set them up to grow into harden criminals and social unfits and as such become societal disconnected forever.
Some of us have also ague that child hawker is an integral part of our custom and tradition. But it is quite obvious that it has wax many of them into social misfits and into social security problems like robbery, prostitution and irresponsible/reckless adults.

What are the ways we can make our government at every level to enforce ban on street trading and most importantly that of the child hawker?

1. Are we to revalue the age (let’s say minimum age should be from 13 years of age at least having received reasonable home training )?
2. Are street hawkers to be licensed by categories and issued with Id cards
3. Should police and the general public police the child hawker more closely
4. can government force parents who cant afford to care send their wards to learn approved trades and not street hawk?

Please bring your Ideas on how best to handle this issue and help save our future generation of hard street life and save the society at large from another reckless criminal and socioeconomic saboteur and we will have less victims in our dear country. Thanks for your kind suggestions in advance.
Politics / Re: Work On 2nd Niger Bridge Excites Obiano by Typewriter(m): 9:38am On Jan 09, 2019
All I can see is that APC has good ststructure here!
When something is too high baba will plug it down
and when it's too low prof Will pick it up
when sosomething is too simple baba will handle it with local English-speaking
and when it requires complete complex English-speaking, professor will man the case
APC Avarice Poverty Combination = fairness of life #Average society!
Goodness!

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Politics / Re: Buhari Cuts N/assembly Budget By N14.5bn by Typewriter(m): 11:27am On Jan 07, 2019
Thank God For Baba Jubrin. Sharaki must be jubilant baba is digging his political grave cheesy
Crime / Re: Armed Robbers Caught Stealing From Shrine In Anambra, Stripped Unclad. Photos by Typewriter(m): 8:56pm On Oct 04, 2018
SolutionMee:
cheesy
The robbers messed up big time. The last time a deacon stole my phone during a church service in Nigeria, nothing was done to him. Those robbers are undergoing this present predicament because they stole in a shrine. There's God's grace in Zion. Unlike in shrines. Let's be mindful of where we steal and let's be smart in whatever we're doing. God's grace will always abide with us and help us in all our doings.


Let you be careful and mindful where you and your likes steal or rob and God's Grace will never always abide with you and your likes. undecided
Crime / Re: Fatima Muhammed: I Kidnapped Bukar Dalori's Son, I Love Money - Female Kidnapper by Typewriter(m): 6:38pm On Sep 24, 2018
Richdad50:
"If a man be found stealing any of his brethren of the children of Israel, and maketh merchandise of him, or selleth him; then that thief shall die; and thou shalt put evil away from among you". - Deutronomy 24:7
Dear Lo*d,
This is APC, What are we supposed to do?

I speak for Lai Mohammadu and Baba ( Nigeria Christians are now practicing American laws as in new testament of forgiveness and grace )
sometimes Nigerians get us confused,
"we follow old laws you complain
we follow new laws you complain,
we combine the two laws they get confused and complain
we now follow siddon look laws you complain

haba! "
Crime / Re: Snake Catches Ugandan Man After Stealing Mattress, Rolls Round His Neck. Photos by Typewriter(m): 7:19pm On Sep 17, 2018
we need this village people security method in Aso Eock and @EFCC to truly solve corruption cases once their snakes will not end up swallowing money and oil subsidies as we have at Jamb office grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Nigerian Man Demands Car From Son-in-law Ahead Of Wedding, Daughter Supports by Typewriter(m): 6:05pm On Sep 17, 2018
it not a bad idea na may be her english name na Monica (money+car) tongue
and if the guy's name is Romanus (Rome +anus) cos real Rome was not built in a day
Nairaland / General / Re: What Is The Dumbest/craziest Thing You've Done Absent Minded? by Typewriter(m): 2:17pm On Sep 10, 2018
boiling water up for bath mix it at the bathroom went and got my olive oil (anointed o) add it, about to pray when i noticed i have not flossed the toilet of my night urine, only to empty the mixed bath water and realised my mistake when i return with the cold one for bath, cold water brought my senses back to reality, trust me i went out to redo a new warm water and anointed oil but almost missed my business appointment

thanks to God

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Celebrities / Re: Eddie Murphy Expecting His 10th Child (Photos) by Typewriter(m): 10:36am On Aug 29, 2018
Eddie Baba role in the movie LIFE is extraordinary, that movie is not a comedy as such its really what life is all about, a wrong step is all that can bring one to a bad fate or destiny in life, i learnt a lot from that movie.

but with these 10kids shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked baba! how to do with true love? money is not the problem but love and true family bonding
Romance / Re: Young Men Should Drop This Attitude. by Typewriter(m): 11:33pm On May 22, 2018
So let be fair we are in this world together, girls take advantage and guys should too
Romance / Re: Young Men Should Drop This Attitude. by Typewriter(m): 11:29pm On May 22, 2018
It's funny how guys are expected to pay for everything a lady points at and pretend it's no issue, even in supermarkets you can ask for discounts and get it that is really fair

Let's look at this story I witnessed.
A guy saw a pics on social media and ask a girl out and a price is agreed. A room was booked but when the girl appeared she was older ugly looking now.
The guy lost interest and raised points that she said was as presented in the pics but now you looked much older and less pretty. But the girl instead he must settle her with 6k as she took UBER cab from ipaja to meet him at sangotedo(after Ajah) and guys at the hotel were asking the guy to pay to avoid trouble.

Now tell me this is business
If you order for an Item online and on delivery you find it undesirable and much different from the material online are you to pay for return delivery? He'll no, right.
Then why do we allow women Take undue advance of men?

A lady will punch you to bleed yet guys around will ask you to be a man and don't hit back, yet they will not come to your rescue with strong hand to hold the said lady away from you.
I think only fool's are made to stay down and take these thrash.

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Celebrities / Re: Davido To Tekno On His 25th Birthday: "I Will Never Forget What You Did For Me" by Typewriter(m): 9:08am On Dec 18, 2017
Davido is truly a humble man! For showing gratitude is all we need to encourage others to be helpful in any way they can to others.

And that's how true friends remain friendly! It can only get better,

no man should be an island simple!

God will suffer you for not been helpful and suffer the receivers of helps for not showing gratitude. Its the law of nature and no escape routes to that.��

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Politics / Re: Full List Of Elected PDP Officers At The National Convention 2017 by Typewriter(m): 12:22pm On Dec 10, 2017
Where is the south-south and south-east in PDP
Hausa still in charge and south-west is always favored.
Sorry fake democracy in Nigeria all are IBB stooge
Obj pls pass your comments TY Danjuma how far all government na ur bread and butter sha!

Until we have individual candidacy in our democratic constitution and chief justices, Auditor General and their corresponding ministers elected by their councils our democracy is all but truly fake!
Give true independence to
1 Chief Judges of all state and federal courts
2. Accountant generals @ state and federal levels
3. Independent candidates @ state and federal elections
4. People right to referendums
5. Clear independence of state and local government
6. True freedom of speech
7. Open ballot elections
8. Easy access to information on govt. funded projects

Look at Trump can't meddle with his probe with the fbi
Or a court injunction to stop it!

Africa learn right.
Crime / Re: Man Commits Suicide In Lagos, Says His Wife And Mother-in-law Were His Problems by Typewriter(m): 8:18pm On Dec 08, 2017
so sorry
I guess the chap was raised by a woman
so he thinks and acts like a woman too.

saying sorry to his mom that raised him as a weakling,
let me say it here and now a boy is to be raised by a man and woman till he is 8years of age
and a girl be raised by both man and woman till she is 17years old the man alone can continue
but that is where the parents are evaluated by a competent psychologist and physiologist for nomal strength of character
and of acceptable behaviours.

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