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FashionRe: The Best Perfume by Typewriter(m): 9:39am On Jun 01, 2008
snazzydawn:
my best fragrances for now are Bella Belara and Journey, all by Mary Kay
Hi snazzy, where can i get these frags, I need it for a cool friend
RomanceRe: Ladies This Is My Appology: by Typewriter(m): 12:58pm On May 24, 2008
well am sorry for spamming this thread. but i cant help seeing ur ugly pix
RomanceRe: Usher Has Eventually Filed For Separation, Leading To Divorce! by Typewriter(m): 12:35pm On May 24, 2008
snazzydawn:
if this true, then good for ME! grin grin grin grin grin
say all u want am not letting u off to get hooked by that fake MJ, Girl!!!
RomanceRe: Usher Has Eventually Filed For Separation, Leading To Divorce! by Typewriter(m): 12:35pm On May 24, 2008
snazzydawn:
if this true, then good for ME! grin grin grin grin grin
say all u want am not letting u off to get hooked by that fake MJ, Girl!!!
RomanceRe: Ladies This Is My Appology: by Typewriter(m): 12:27pm On May 24, 2008
hi Snazzy Darling,
do mi big favour; Change the pix on ur profile,
u made ur point; u can be urgly too abi?
i know u are a phenomemum, but ur boo i beg u to take of and but the best of u.

I thank u for ur love.

@ topic lets have the link to the post that way we read and know if your appology is good enough
abi house weitin una think?
FamilyRe: My Friend Consistently Beats Up Her Mum! by Typewriter(m): 5:42pm On Apr 17, 2008
such is life o
RomanceRe: What Name Did U Save Your Boy/girlfriend's Name As On Your Phone? by Typewriter(m): 12:20am On Mar 22, 2008
@ topic
I saved hers with Wild Angel! but she saved my lines as wicked stick and my chairman and my special line is saved as DD4life
RomanceRe: What Name Did U Save Your Boy/girlfriend's Name As On Your Phone? by Typewriter(m): 11:55pm On Mar 21, 2008
Kai dear snazzy u are not qulified 2 post here. huh the topic is for people like us who have love mate.
and i know that you know that everybody knows that God knows that you SNAZZY have no phone let a lone a boyfriend by any name. cos u are too shy for a real boo to date. grin grin
WebmastersRe: Designing A Website: For Beginners by Typewriter(m): 1:47pm On Jan 01, 2008
no that is a scrol bar

what i want is to get my site to desplay the same figure that www.falconseclimited.com and get updated at my site as soon as soon at visit www.falconseclimited.com/ up date the figures

just like a link to that that site to featch that scrolling figures only
WebmastersRe: Designing A Website: For Beginners by Typewriter(m): 3:59pm On Dec 31, 2007
Please any good webmaster should visit www.falconseclimited.com/ and tell how to get the figure that stroll maquee titled
Current Market Index>> +1. 3
on the top of that webpage on my webpage too
do i need to get this feature on a web page
i'll reward any help.
CelebritiesRe: 2face Shot And Robbed On Arrival From UK by Typewriter(m): 3:23pm On Oct 08, 2007
but why the guy go sing "no shaking", they shake am small

now he come sing "if love na crime I wan die"
they shoot am
if be say na the things whe him de sing they make am they see this kind wahala

well i advice am to sing "this world is not my home, am just passing bye"
maybe then go leave am. shocked cool
Christianity EtcRe: How To Fly To China As A Witch? by Typewriter(m): 3:06pm On Oct 08, 2007
then meet snazzy 4 update she has A+ in witchcraftology. in fact her spell is still killing me sofly
hey somebody stop me! na lie the kolo spell is really metal strong.
Nairaland GeneralRe: snazzydawn - About Me by Typewriter(m): 7:49pm On Sep 27, 2007
she called me up to warn me, so am sorry i won't join this topic for now i'll give her another chance to prove she is real
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Think Snazzy Is Also In Love With Typewriter (but She Hides It) by Typewriter(op): 7:47pm On Sep 27, 2007
well we are about to meet 4real so no more online with my love
Nairaland GeneralRe: snazzydawn - About Me by Typewriter(m): 10:53pm On Sep 21, 2007
snazzy likes like the way water the rush from pipe.
yes she lies non stop. so i gave up! and she claim to be a God's minister child
in fact she goes to church all the time but lie twice as much and 10times on Sundays shocked shocked
BusinessRe: UBA PLC: My Complaints by Typewriter(m): 7:14pm On Jun 03, 2007
Unlimited Bank Armedrobbers(UBA)
I hate dem like i hate shit, even when you pay Nitel Bills through them.
they will never remit to nitel a/c with them you have to go on waiting for some few months b4 it shows that u have paid.
so I pay through Zenith.

But this one two get problem. b4 u go enter the bank the men at gate will ask u everything on earth. e.g
Zenith gate: are u here for banking?
Me: yes am i not sound enough to know that i want to enter a bank?
Zenith gatemen: depositing or withdrowal
ME; all of the above
Zenith gatemen: Can we see the prove?
Me:so that u'll in form them(casher/manager) of my comming?
Zenith gatemen: is your phone on?
Me: yes but can I put it on Vibration or Off it?
Zenith gatemen:Off it?

then to enter through there glass cabin
I press the green butten it opens and i step in and i here peeeeeeeee
Zenith gatemen: step outside Oga!!!
Zenith gatemen: do you have any metal in your pocket ?
Me: no sirs
Zenith gatemen: do have any metal on you?
Me yes sirs?
Zenith gatemen: where is it?
Me my earings, my belt and the botten of my jeans
Zenith gatemen: remove them
me: wait a minute Joo, You mean i should stip Naked for you? how much are u guys paying?
Zenith gatemen: this one na mad man O!
Me: na una dey mad. why una no put x-ray room so that people go pass through there and una go see Metal where una want see
Zenith gatemen: your go inside joor
Me: I step in again I hear Peeeeeeeeeeeeee
Zenith gatemen: come out side?
Me: to do waithing? you better you manual ignor command cos as i dey here na press go come settle this case.
Zenith gatemen: abeg allow this one enter jaree, na mad man
Me thank U and I entered.
Boy! Banks in Nigeria are mad with technologies that they no fit control.
ComputersRe: I Need An ISP That Is Reliable And Very Fast by Typewriter(m): 9:13pm On Apr 13, 2007
Contact this guy I met him on this nairaland
I have dealing with him and he is really Fast and cheap

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Christianity EtcRe: How To Fly To China As A Witch? by Typewriter(m): 8:01pm On Mar 12, 2007
@Bluen,
is there a way u can help break this spell ?
ejoor
Christianity EtcRe: How To Fly To China As A Witch? by Typewriter(m): 7:48pm On Mar 12, 2007
Look no further, My Bros. cool cool
I remember that Snazzy once told me she is a witch, so i suggest u ask for her help!
in fact she cast a spell on me and it worked!!! lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

but if she wants to waste ur time try

http://discoverwitchcraft.com/

I may join if future or as soon as Snazzy cancel her spell on me
RomanceRe: How To Get A Man to Kiss You? by Typewriter(m): 9:30am On Mar 09, 2007
have snazzy read this topic Yet! shocked shocked
at least someone should inform her to contribute cool cool
i may soon change my mind O!
Christianity EtcRe: Why Did God Plant That Tree In The Garden Of Eden? by Typewriter(m): 2:05pm On Mar 07, 2007
well @ topic

like the potter puts the clay or pots in the sun to test its quality,
so that the good ones are sold and the bad ones are reformed or destroyed
so also, God put man b4 the tree to test its quality and the rest is better imagined now
man failed and God send his Son to come and save man or restore man to his intended position,

Moreover, it was a tree that God and Satan used to bet on human experiment(to see if man is of free will or not)
so lets leave it at that. Now that we know the rules let's live by them OK!
FoodRe: Exciting Recipes With Indomie! by Typewriter(m): 8:19pm On Feb 21, 2007
well, i need snazzy to cook my so teach ur girl how to cook yours

snazzy am hungry!!! where is my indomie? cry cry cry cry

yess i love u baby kiss kiss kiss
Forum GamesRe: Give The Person Above U A Number,or A comment Of What U Think About Them: by Typewriter(m): 4:35pm On Feb 19, 2007
1 ;d
CrimeRe: Rev King Has Been Sentenced To Death By Hanging by Typewriter(m): 8:46pm On Jan 17, 2007
abi beer they hang person?
CrimeRe: Rev King Has Been Sentenced To Death By Hanging by Typewriter(m): 5:38pm On Jan 17, 2007
the letest is that He Re: Appeal

I believe in Rev King O!
And I know if given the chance he will be free in deed
Therefore I suggest that he (rev king) be given the chance to wake Ann king (the departed) from her death or is it long sleep (whichever)

and all these will be over ( so let 4get the lengthy legal debate that will not being back the departed instead will take another one to the great beyond

Somebody shout hallelujah

I understand that King cures Aids too! He will be of economic value if he is to live, cos We can set up an Aids Center for him abi?

I understand too that too much drinking sorry I mean killing is not good for the body

oya action   Mr god

   in fact i need another glass of beer

Forum GamesRe: Top Ten Nairalanders! by Typewriter(m): 3:00am On Dec 23, 2006
Me
my girl
my wife
my sna
My zzi
fat girl
ok ok
my fat snazzy ( she is now eating like i go die)
2cantango
holyghost
PoliticsRe: Should EFCC be Telling All The Truth? by Typewriter(op): 5:19pm On Oct 16, 2006
THE EFCC TOLD US THAT OBJ HAS NO HAND IN THIS ACCOUNT SO WHO SHOULD WE BELIEVE
EFCC OR ATIKU?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Everyone wants to give Typewriter a dirty slap. by Typewriter(m): 5:05pm On Oct 16, 2006
ever heard of this phrases

if you have it flunt it

i get am no be property
na him be this i be property

seen is believing

i have shwn u snazzy so show me who u have, if u really have anybody at all.h
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Everyone wants to give Typewriter a dirty slap. by Typewriter(m): 12:47pm On Oct 12, 2006
thank Gawd you find this thread!

now help me tell others to come to my aid on this thread
cos snazzy is still saying my mind is telling yes and my body is telling me no
so help me contribute on this thread to make snazzy see why she has to fall for me
cos here mind is in the right place.

pls do this for me for gwad sake!!!
cos am at the end of my breath, even at that i'll never give up! I promise till snazzy is mine
body, soul and spirit
RomanceRe: How To Tell If A Girl Likes You by Typewriter(m): 3:37pm On Oct 11, 2006
this house is now full with men try to solve this little issue

where the girls? let them help out at least we will not kill them for Gwad sake! lipsrsealed

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