He Doesnt Love Me Cos Am Beautiful  Am Beautiful Cos He Loves Me
G U Y S reconsider this statment is it really true in this one world that we live?

boys know better. . . so i rate u    O yeah! u have no value in any scale. but i can help u find a boo. okay

I rate my self unlimited for my love for snazzy.
in fact am off to keep her company in our bedroom

@ dull attitude  oops sorry Nike go get a boy to warm u up okay? u need than u know! bye

U  C i got her speeking in tongues well sha . je kin rate te 0.01 for ibi inuu sake
go get a boo to cool u off

i know u alway get fired up that way so i re- rate u   yaeh 0.1 (inversly)

that the dull attitude  am talking about her
I re-rate her 1.0

@NL i rate u all 2 for not suppoting true lovers like me

can i rate snazzy in absentia?

mo ti gba

@ nike4luv i rate 3 for alway runing away. . . akara ko ogi ni

@nike4luv rate u 2.o for dull attitude  

@NL  any boidy know hoe to get snazzy in here now i have a rate for her

snazzy must not see this!
u should have been economical a bit whit words like this

You all are right ( amen sombody!)

i need snazzesssssssssssssssssssssssst healing once a day and twice as much on sundays but she won't come to me. so let her know what time it is.

but wait, let me correct some not so good impresions here

I have seen girls in my life much more that any of you g u y s but when i saw snazzy pic I know it's her that i am looking 4. but like true love it is always evasive if not elusive

tell him what? imitation i guess?

rate u 100+ for truth and consitency

rate u 4 for half truth

good luck and good bye!

too bad u don't even have a girl friendand u bother over me and my wife snazzy?
u may quote me again.

just wait for your turn NIL will help u out just be hopefull

we already spoken and she is feeling kin ky. cos my voice is 4real to her.

boy am off to bed to meet my Snazzy. You never can tell Today may be my lucky night.
wish me luck (we need a baby girl as the first child). but that does not mean we will buy more Diva cup from u!

call it all u want

for me I just proclaimed my destiny

yes he is your brother and most of my friend he is just human
and he need you and i to pass this life a matured man. . . so give him a helping hand. if you man enough!

Just keep your mountainous lips sealed . . . Snazzy and I are now the best of friends and if you want to know she is getting pregnant for one and only moi . typewriter soon. . .

so know it that we won't be needing any of your Dive cup or that King of Tampon for along time to come

I know u are dumb. advice for a g u y in love like me!
in fact snazzy am in your inner mind now just don't pretend.

@ IRS pls hold the fort King Diva Cup

its now your turn king diva cup that king Tampon is on the run

sorry King Tampon. . . she say she no wanna be next in the line okay?

@bolex you have just lost one > . , (' i don't wanna be 2nd. . . was the final blow that do u in.)

your date is off. in fact your the king of Tampons now

all hail the king! all hell the king!!  

sade511:

Typewriter don't take it personal but ARE YOU SERIOUS?

how do u mean ?
i love snazzy and she knows

well i beg you to give bolex some chance send him an email may be we was hitting me out of jealousy.
but be carefull he may be a player. and if you find out he is. . . pls do me a favor. . .  make him were a Tampon b4 u throw him off

yes ke we are interchangeable or synonymous
so what's ur pros.
just go get your own girl i won't hurt you for that.

so why are u hitting me for my holding my own love?

Snazzy have i told lately how your love make me dance in my street?
well if i have not, just know i dance some reggae just because of i think of all the time

SS NN AA ZZ ZZ YY I love YOU!!!!

bolex:

Mr. snazzy

why has snazzy not given you the demo yet ?

basket mouth

for God sake leave My Snazzy out of this. Okay?

Orobo Head!
The diva cup above might cover some portion of that your olumor rock of a head. . . post ur demo today!

snazzydawn:

typewrite,take my picture off this page now!!!I alone have the right to post my picture on Nairaland.Respect yourselfd and remove it this instant

my love my love oh my love this is the only thing that makes me stay cool most of the time I just can't wait for that day when we both will be sitting face 2 face. . . Eye ball 2 eye ball. then and only then will i be able to show u this true love (burning me so hot) the way you will understand. . . but until that day pls. let me live you in pictures. oh darling darling. can't u she u must believe me!

in fact you alone have the right to own me!

@NL girls have any of u begin loved so much. the way i loved my wife, Snazzy?
if you think so pls. show ur prove

i feel u sister

curiousNja:

The point is NOT whether he would really do it or not. You don't need to be around people who can even think of using such language. That suggests they are violent people to begin with. I'm sorry, the average decent person wouldn't use such language. Just my opinion.

here you guys go again language means action abi?

then we all say if you come near me I'll kill you
in fact I'll skin you alive

the how many times have we killed?
and how many people you know that walk around without skins

language is just away of expression some times it exaggerate so don't take all treat to be real

we need this gays pic to know if he looks like Mike Tyson , haba u all just condemn why?

bluenubian:

@typewriter
i have a suggestion, since u ve been reading this thread, u now know all the different kinds of feminine product, why don't u go to the store and buy these products and give it to your girl to try, let her show u a demonstration, up close and personal. don't worry, the product come with directions, kapish!! let me know wot happens ok!
love ya,
blue

i read all this and then went for your profile and this what i get, ( i bet u can't do it like me!!! )

so since you said this i want you to show me the demo urself after all u started this thread and u must have a good reason why you want people to learn, so just post your demo pls.