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RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Family Rejects Me Because I'm Disabled by Typhoonsbane: 11:18pm On Dec 31, 2019
DonFreshmoney:
So what do you want us to do?? Give you our sisters or what?

My guy go sit down one side..
With a mentality like this your chance of making it in life is almost nonexistent.
CelebritiesRe: Patoranking Is In Love Again With A Cape Verdean Lady. PHOTOS by Typhoonsbane: 11:13pm On Dec 31, 2019
Shugargal:
Ohh my gahd! God is just too much.. see beautiful creatures. that picture facing down is just wow! but guys una de enjoy oo
You're 80% gay
CelebritiesRe: Patoranking Is In Love Again With A Cape Verdean Lady. PHOTOS by Typhoonsbane: 11:12pm On Dec 31, 2019
omofranyoung:
The third pic.....

Look inviting. Open the legs a little bit and ........
You couldn't keep your perverted nature in check.
PoliticsRe: Governor Akeredolu Signs ₦187 Billion Ondo 2020 Appropriation Bill Into Law by Typhoonsbane: 11:10pm On Dec 31, 2019
OndoFirstBorn:
Ondo State Governor, Arakunrin Oluwarotimi Akeredolu,SAN, has signed the 2020 appropriation bill into law.

Education has the largest percentage of the budget provision, followed by infrastructure.

The Governor said the 2020 budget christened ‘Budget of Growth’, passed by the State House of Assembly, provides for aggregate expenditures of N187,858,525,273.00.

He said the amount is divided into N10.508 billion, representing 5.6% for Debt Servicing, N14,180 billion representing 7.6 % as Statutory Transfers to Ondo State Oil Producing Area Development Commission (OSOPADEC), Ondo State Internal Revenue Service (ODIRS) and 10% share of Independent Revenue to Joint Account and Allocation Committee (JAAC) of Local Governments in the State.

According to the Governor, the sums of N82.700 billion and N80.470 billion, representing 44.1% and42.7% are for Recurrent Expenditure and Capital Development respectively.

Arakunrin Akeredolu explained that the policy directions of the budget are largely the products of the inputs garnered during Town Hall meetings with various stakeholders across the State and the 5-point development agenda (the Blueprint to Progress) of his administration.

The Governor, who identified unavailability and inadequacy of required funds as one of the key challenges to budget implementation, said his administration has designed many ingenious and innocuous ways of bringing in more prospective payers into the tax net.

He said: ”One of the key challenges to budget implementation is unavailability and inadequacy of required funds. This is as a result of the recurring dwindling Ondo State’s share of the Federation Account. This is occasioned by a fall in oil revenue which incidentally, and regrettably too, provides over 80% of the country’s revenue receipts.

“The Independent Revenue, even though has increased substantially since the inception of our administration, has not grown to the level of delivering the State from depending on Federal Transfers.”

The Governor called on the good people of the State, both in the public and private sectors, Donor Partners, Non-Governmental Organisations (NGOs), Civil Society Organisations (CSOs), Community Based Organisations (CBOs) and others to join hands with the Government in the implementation, monitoring and evaluation of this budget in order to achieve the desired economic growth that would engender human capital development and emancipation of the people.

Arakunrin Akeredolu thanked members of the state House of Assembly, led by the Speaker, Rt. Hon. Bamidele Oloyelogun for the detailed scrutiny and passage of the budget in record time.

Olabode Richard Olatunde
Special Assistant to the Governor (New Media)
December 31, 2019.
You must be heavily on the pay roll of the ondo state government, cos you take your job seriously.
CelebritiesRe: Naira Marley Signs Zinoleesky, Mohbad, Cblack And Fabian to Marlian Music by Typhoonsbane: 6:11pm On Dec 31, 2019
KenModi:
You neva put leg well for the industry, next thing na to sign artists for your so-called record label. Why most up and coming Nigerian artists no dey get sense enn??! Small fame and cash, their brains go turn to saw-dust. Abeg no forget to update us when them fight, break contract and go court.
It's not his fault, I blame our stupid ignorant youths for making him think he's relevant
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Receives Akinkunmi Adesina In Aso Rock (Photo) by Typhoonsbane: 5:41pm On Dec 31, 2019
dilodavid:
We need to start from somewhere and move this nation forward. The best isn't negotiable.
At this level of retrogression only the best can influence things
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Receives Akinkunmi Adesina In Aso Rock (Photo) by Typhoonsbane: 5:40pm On Dec 31, 2019
dilodavid:
We need to start from somewhere and move this nation forward. The best isn't negotiable.
At this level of regression only the best can influence things
CelebritiesRe: Twitter Slams MI Abaga For Calling Out Akon For Referring To Wizkid As “lil bro by Typhoonsbane: 5:03pm On Dec 31, 2019
I think this MI is just plain stupid, Akon is regarded as one of the best ever in america,they were always claiming him just like Nigerians are claiming Anthony Joshua, even wizkid will feel honoured.
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Receives Akinkunmi Adesina In Aso Rock (Photo) by Typhoonsbane: 4:55pm On Dec 31, 2019
Uwavee:
A man of great wisdom. A man that dines with great men like Trump and the rest that your president hasn't dreamt of doing so with. Respect
As much as I hate buhari,don’t make the mistake of comparing his status with Adesina,be guided.
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Receives Akinkunmi Adesina In Aso Rock (Photo) by Typhoonsbane: 4:53pm On Dec 31, 2019
dilodavid:
It's better than having a man that wears agbada everyday and hardly smiles.
Of course he is better than buhari,but we can’t settle for better ,we need to find the best.
CelebritiesRe: Chaos At Eko Hotel As Fans Try To Gain Entrance To Naira Marley's Concert by Typhoonsbane: 4:47pm On Dec 31, 2019
The problem of this country are the youths,the set of youths we have in there country makes it difficult for me to identity as a Nigerian because I find it pathetic that I live among this unproductive, ignorant set of fools we call youths.
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Receives Akinkunmi Adesina In Aso Rock (Photo) by Typhoonsbane: 4:38pm On Dec 31, 2019
dilodavid:
Buhari should just hand over to this man without wasting time.
Y'all think governing a country is that easy,you think smiling and dressing corporately is a criteria for good governance.
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Receives Akinkunmi Adesina In Aso Rock (Photo) by Typhoonsbane: 4:34pm On Dec 31, 2019
teadrake:
Akinwumi Adesina should be the President of this country. His innovative approach and record during his tenure in the agric ministry is unmatched. The emergence of Akinwumi will no doubt attract huge investment to Nigeria.
Being a good person isn't enough criteria to run a country.
Nairaland GeneralRe: What's The Most Painful Loss You Had This Year, 2019? by Typhoonsbane: 4:29pm On Dec 31, 2019
jefff455:
yes it was a bad time
I'm so sorry bro
CelebritiesRe: Andrew Dunbar Dies On Christmas Eve by Typhoonsbane: 4:29pm On Dec 31, 2019
solonubinho:
Loool...now that you have sprayed your ignorance in the air like Baygon insecticide, I challenge you, using your words, to kindly educate us on the instances where it would be considered appropriate to use sarcasm. Since you alone know the rules on the use of sarcasm and exception to those rules. Thanks.
You just proved me right.
SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo Crowned Men’s Player Of The Year At Dubai Globe Soccer Award by Typhoonsbane: 4:28pm On Dec 31, 2019
thrillsport:
Defence system is high so you can't be star player only you. Who scored 17 so i can substantiate my claim
Immobile
CrimeRe: Man Threatens To Rape A Lady For Wearing Black Bra, Twitter Suspends His Account by Typhoonsbane: 12:36am On Dec 31, 2019
Biglittlelois:
Joking with rape? You and the guy are dumb



Comparison is irrelevant here, but since you mentioned it, fine, when a guy is naked and uses only mosquito net to cover his diick, and a lady threatens to rape him after seeing it, report her twitter account ok....



Are you saying there are some certain ladies with a specific appearance that are qualified to be raped? You are a slimy schmuck.



Your comment is dvdhsgeysgsdvdhshy,

Keep your disgusting thoughts about ladies appearances to yourself, nobody gives two fvcks what you think of their dresses, next time, look, feed your eyes, and move on.
It is ladies like you that makes me laugh about the so called fight for gender equality. You will dress like a hoe but find it insulting when they address you like one.
Nairaland GeneralRe: What's The Most Painful Loss You Had This Year, 2019? by Typhoonsbane: 12:20am On Dec 31, 2019
ab1x:
Flood swept away all my fish in the pond on July 28. About 25k pieces to be precise
Fvck,sorry bro,that's millions of naira swept away.
Nairaland GeneralRe: What's The Most Painful Loss You Had This Year, 2019? by Typhoonsbane: 12:18am On Dec 31, 2019
jefff455:
Lost my dad on September to hired assassin's
Is this real
Nairaland GeneralRe: What's The Most Painful Loss You Had This Year, 2019? by Typhoonsbane: 12:18am On Dec 31, 2019
Going through comments here made me realize how much of a douche I've been.come to think of it I've not suffered any significant loss in 2019 yet I aiiint grateful, Thank you God.
Nairaland GeneralRe: What's The Most Painful Loss You Had This Year, 2019? by Typhoonsbane: 11:57pm On Dec 30, 2019
viva1103:
Its very difficult to type it but i lost my darling mum today.
Very sorry man
ComputersRe: Apart from Gaming What Other Fun Things Can I Do On My Gtx1070(8 Gig) Laptop. by Typhoonsbane(op): 11:49pm On Dec 30, 2019
sdqumar:
Watch 4k porn in VR grin grin
grin ;Dto be fair, I've seen my fair share of those.
ComputersRe: Apart from Gaming What Other Fun Things Can I Do On My Gtx1070(8 Gig) Laptop. by Typhoonsbane(op): 11:46pm On Dec 30, 2019
mezarddinny:
try to learn programming or photoshop or video editing
Thank you very much sir,will start tomorrow.
ComputersRe: Apart from Gaming What Other Fun Things Can I Do On My Gtx1070(8 Gig) Laptop. by Typhoonsbane(op): 11:46pm On Dec 30, 2019
sdqumar:
But on a more serious note, you can go into advance graphics design lyk CGI or learn video editing or maybe programming lyk game development so dat gtx 1070 will be useful kiss
Thank you sir,I'm actually a good Photoshop artiste, I will start working towards video editing tomorrow.
SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo Crowned Men’s Player Of The Year At Dubai Globe Soccer Award by Typhoonsbane: 5:16pm On Dec 30, 2019
Ryocaj:
U r pathetic.. first u said Ronaldo was a stake holder in d awards.. u confirmed ur stupidity n kept quiet abt it.. now u r telling me explain y Messi won just once.. explain y Messi won FIFA the best despite not winning anything with Argentina..
This just summed up my assertions, you're a foolish boy, I don't think you're up to 17 with this your saucy and ignorant response.
Messi was the best and highest goal scorer in every we event he played last season.
Don't quote me again, you're obviously too Demented to reason beyond sentiments. SHALOM
SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo Crowned Men’s Player Of The Year At Dubai Globe Soccer Award by Typhoonsbane: 5:13pm On Dec 30, 2019
Ryocaj:
D organisers choose d winners.. Ronaldo should av won FIFA the Best..his stellar world cup performance.. he won d UEFA Nations League with Portugal.. He beat Vandijk 2 do that.. Messi didn't win anything with portugal.. was knocked out by Brazil in COPA America..
Even the likes of greizman and mbappe that won the world cup didn't complain.by the way modric was phenomenal.
SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo Crowned Men’s Player Of The Year At Dubai Globe Soccer Award by Typhoonsbane: 5:11pm On Dec 30, 2019
Ryocaj:
D organisers choose d winners.. Ronaldo should av won FIFA the Best..his stellar world cup performance.. he won d UEFA Nations League with Portugal.. He beat Vandijk 2 do that.. Messi didn't win anything with portugal.. was knocked out by Brazil in COPA America..
Tell me what Ronaldo achieved this last season, kindly explain how he was better than messi.
SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo Crowned Men’s Player Of The Year At Dubai Globe Soccer Award by Typhoonsbane: 5:07pm On Dec 30, 2019
Ryocaj:
Mendes actually won it 9 times..Mendes is responsible for d transfers of most Portuguese.. he did Pepe, Nani, Bebe's transfers amidst others.. He also did Di Maria, James Rodriguez, Mangala, Diego Costa who are not Portuguese.. What abt when Falcao, Ribery n Messi won it.. Mendes was d best agent winner.. Ronaldo won it in 2016 n Mino Raiola was the best agent.. y r u this stupid.. pls confirm ur stupidity n apologize to us..
First off you lack manners, but that's by the way,what I ask from you is simple son,explain how messi was acknowledged has the best in the world by the highest body in football 6 times but only won this award once.
SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo Crowned Men’s Player Of The Year At Dubai Globe Soccer Award by Typhoonsbane: 5:05pm On Dec 30, 2019
Ryocaj:
I knew u were a Barca fan.. Rubbishing it coz Ronaldo has won it multiple times.. Ronaldo has no stake in d awards.. ask d organisers - EFAA (European Association of Player's Agents) and the ECA (European Club Association) organize the Globe Soccer Awards. Falcao n Ribery won it n they never won d Ballon d'or..
If you go through my post you'll see how much I love Ronlado,but that's by the way,this award is more of a social affair than a sports affair.
SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo Crowned Men’s Player Of The Year At Dubai Globe Soccer Award by Typhoonsbane: 4:57pm On Dec 30, 2019
Ryocaj:
U r d stupid one.. n u r so pathetic.. u ppl just post things without confirmation.. it was edited.. wat stops u from entering d awards website 2 confirm.. n pls don't ignore.. come back n confess ur stupidity 2 me n d whole Nairaland community..
Why is your dumb ass ignoring my questions, explain why messi has 6 ballond or and 1 of this.
SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo Crowned Men’s Player Of The Year At Dubai Globe Soccer Award by Typhoonsbane: 4:55pm On Dec 30, 2019
Ryocaj:
U r d stupid one.. n u r so pathetic.. u ppl just post things without confirmation.. it was edited.. wat stops u from entering d awards website 2 confirm.. n pls don't ignore.. come back n confess ur stupidity 2 me n d whole Nairaland community..
The award as always been a consolation, but slow minds like yours wouldn't understand, explain why messi has 6 balloon d ors and only won one of this.
SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo Crowned Men’s Player Of The Year At Dubai Globe Soccer Award by Typhoonsbane: 4:52pm On Dec 30, 2019
Ryocaj:
U r d stupid one.. n u r so pathetic.. u ppl just post things without confirmation.. it was edited.. wat stops u from entering d awards website 2 confirm.. n pls don't ignore.. come back n confess ur stupidity 2 me n d whole Nairaland community..
The award keeps introducing stuoud categories like fans favourite player,greatest media attraction,goodwill award.
The award bears no relevance to football, no one cares.

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