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You get yansh, You get breast, U get sense, u come still sabi cook. Normally you be wife material, Normally you be wife material.
Seriously, I don't know!


Listening to Michael Bublè - Feeling good ♩♪♫♬

Emola12:
naim go kill u at last,abeg who allow dis guy to comment here

No mind the small boy, dem go resume school next Monday

lalasticlala:
I prefer coke. Was once addicted to drinking coke but my wife didn't like my addiction to coke due to the health implication, she advised I work on it. So I had to work on that addiction.

I'm honored

NCC is tweakin'! I ain't linkin' shît!

Listening to Wizkid - No Stress ♩♪♫♬

People are currently arguing heatedly about the best between this two. Matter of fact, this argument had created a lot of chaos and unpleasant scenes, just 'cause the people involved couldn't come to an understanding.

Over this argument, I've seen a son drain his father's bank account; I've seen a wife divorce his husband; I've seen friends disfigure each other's faces with bare knuckles; I've seen a boss put one of his employees behind bars; I've seen a Colonel riding on the back of a 2nd Lieutenant like he was a horse 'cause both sides couldn't reach an agreement.

I know most of you were unaware, fine, but I put it to you right now that people are in the middle of this argument, they're caught up in the heat of the moment and if the air is not cleared, could lead to a war.

Please, let's settle it once and for all. Which one is better?

#funTime;
#noCussWord
#noBadVibe;
#noBadEnergy;
#noAds;
#noSpamming;
#noDerailing;
#TGIF!!!

I'm tired and kinda wobbly



Listening to Adekunle Gold - Ire ♩♪♫♬

That ain't no news to nigga like me. You know? That was were Jesus was born... So what were y'all expectin'?


Listening to Nathaniel Bassey - Onise Iyanu ♩♪♫♬

Chiffy:
@Op. You sef you are mad. Na because of scratch on car, na im you dey give options for disowning and putting behind bars

OP dey craze!

Rolly22:
Nigga I wanna be a bad Taliban

Me too nigga; how we go run am?

walebaba2008:
I will hug her and tell her I love her too. I will then explain to her why she shouldn't write on the car again. I will let her know other beautiful options that are acceptable

Nice one

BrainSanitizer:
I will also write

"I love you too, sweetheart"
....on her favorite white dress...
...using palm oil.

Say wetin?

vertueptime:
Warisdiz

To whom it may concern. No worries, they would understand

@Nigga Slawormiir @Nigga Savageman @LegalCriminal; Yo nigga men! y'all need to grab me. knowmsayin'? I've got my own dynamites, IEDs and all; I'd like to join the bomb squad; become an internet terrorîst! Hope y'all understand the picture I was trying to photograph.

#bombin'Career
#moneyStackin'
#hustleLoyalty

Listening to Meek Mill, YG & Snoop Dogg - That's my Nigga ♩♪♫♬

Whatchu gonna do if your little daughter did that to your brand new vehicle? Spank her, kick her, pat her, hug her, disown her or prob'ly put her behind bars? What really are you going to do?

#funTime;
#noChildTalk;
#noBadVibe;
#noBadEnergy;
#noAds;
#noSpamming;
#noDerailing;
#TGIF!!!

Why man son wan kpai ontop woman matter.. ?


Listening to Wizkid - No Stress ♩♪♫♬

Police (A) have killed more Nigerians than B + C!

i.e A = B + C


Listening to Joeboy - Show Me ♩♪♫♬

I never played inside as a kid; even in the rain I'd go out. That stuff wasn't on my mind!



Listening to Wizkid - No Stress ♩♪♫♬

Cool with 2! That wouldn't change even if I turned to a billionaire..!


Listening to Drake - What's Next? ♩♪♫♬

In all sincerity, those thugs need to be hung by their most delicate parts..!

Listening to Wizkid - Essence ♩♪♫♬

Corruption is Nigeria's greatest problem. Not poverty. Not lack of riches. Not tribalism. Not Buhari's trouser...!



Listening to Dagrin - Ghetto Dreams ♩♪♫♬

Life is too short to not have fun; we are only here for a short time compared to the sun...!



Listening to Burna Boy - Odogwu ♩♪♫♬

We dey feel you Bob


Listening to Lil Wayne - Open Letter ♩♪♫♬

Well, If there must be public unrest, let it be in my day, that my child(ren) may have peace.

Listening to Justin Bieber - Yummy ♩♪♫♬

Ochecanny2:
I'm listening to that song right now'
it motivates

Nah man u be

Looks like being a woman is a terribly difficult task!


Listening to Olamide - Needs For Speed ♩♪♫♬

Let's vote for the man who promises least; I think he'll be the least disappointing....!


Listening to Roddy Ricch - Boom Boom Boom ♩♪♫♬

Nigeria is upside down and backwards; high taxes and low performance...!




Listening to Olamide - Rock ♩♪♫♬