iamyemiakins:

Looks more disgusting after cooking.

Tueh!

LOL, It looks yummy bro'!

@NwaAmaikpe; I couldn't sit back and watch!

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It was last night at 10PM or so, I was in my bed reading some contents on my phone when I heard our chickens making all kinds of worrisome noises. "What's happening? This is unusual" I said to myself. I got off the bed, put on my short, grab my torch, opened the door to go know what was wrong! As I was about to step out, something popped right into my head "this could be dangerous, pick up your goddamn machete boy!" I did that and headed to the yard.

When I got to the yard, I didn't waste no time illuminating the cage from where I was, a few feet away, then my eyes caught the threat! a long ugly snake, already coiled around one of the legs of the cage. I was perplexed, was it actually trying to climb and enter the cage to go give my chickens a few deadly kisses? It won't happen! seeing the light, the snake slowly uncurled from the leg of the cage and began sliding towards me, Jesus! I dropped my machete, picked up a 6ft stick lying on the ground, moved closer to the creepy crawly creature and struck it's vitals severally until I was sure it was dead!

I couldn't do a lot last night, just had to cut off it's head and tail and kept it's carcass until this morning when the needful was done!

Looks like a Black-necked Spitting Cobra, what y'all got to say?

Thank you for reading!

God! I'm loving this! Can't wait to send 'em bandits to God!

Carry go!

Tell 'em to shut the fvck up! We ain't animals, so why would we attack you for no fvckin' reason?

shey na u be d chinese?

Dodorima to all axem£n out there, may your axes never go blunt!
#peace

Bricklayers wey dey available, one guy don collapse.... Abeg show asap

phygo89:
All I see is tyranny!!

Una dey see me shey?

YahooSon1:
Access bank
Scammers bank
This idiots rip off Nigerians instead of bombing Chinese, Russia, Germany, USA.
Bomboclatt

'ello G! Gimme link; gimme update; let's roll YS...!

Lol

Mehn... God bless Buhari; matter of fact, our man should be compared to the likes of Jesus & Mohammed....

anybody else hungry?

Subgod:
yeah

lol.. You hungry too?

Better be careful of what you say...!
They are readin'!

We ain't fallin' for that piece of shit!

anybody else hungry?

Nigerians are sad!

analbumcover

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Coldsperm:

Your brain dey pain you abi? You wan reunite with your terrorist brothers in Chad and Niger republic be that.

Watch what you say bro'...! My heart's cold.

Who dates a coworker, when we've got alotta fat a$s chicks out there?

btw, anybody else hungry?

It happens lotta times, especially when the pussy stinks & we don't wanna let go...!

well, anybody else hungry?

Y'all southern folks gotta be careful..! We are watchin'...!

Before y'all pick up mortar to stone him, you might wanna check your hands for blood...!

anybody else hungry?

Tell that governor to shut the fvck up & sit the fvck down...!

anybody else hungry?

I'm glad nobody got trapped...!

anybody else hungry?

Another little one just hit this godforsaken world...!

anybody else hungry?

What kind of visitation our man's payin' that oldie? We've got a lot to do...

anybody else hungry?

Nigeria's bleedin'...!

Anybody else hungry?

You gotta calm....! Anybody else hungry?