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A Man lived alone in the countryside with only a pet dog
for company. One day, the dog died, and the Man went to the
his pastor and said, "Pastor, my dog is dead. Could
there be a service for the poor creature?" The Pastor
replied, "I'm afraid not. We cannot have services
for an animal in the church. But there is a new church down
the road, and there's no tellin' what they believe.
Maybe they'll do something for the animal; you can go
and find out”. Then the Man answered innocently,
"I'll go right away Pastor. But do you think
$50,000 is enough to donate for the burial service?"
The Pastor exclaimed, "Sweet Jesus! Why didn't you
tell me the dog was a Christian……….we definitely have
services for all Christians

ask gaby nw

@info
is ituen d escaped convict?

Scopium:
[size=13pt]Silly pic, The kind of stuff I did those days [/size]

hw r we sure u r not d guy sef

not u jare pomade, na dat scopion boy

i dey come after u for spoilage

come add water nw

The teacher asked Gaby, “If you had seven cookies and sylve11 asked you for three, how many cookies would you have left?”

Gaby immediately answered, “Seven!”

The teacher was puzzled and asked “Why seven?”

“You really think I would give sylve11 any of my cookies?”

scopium i dey wait o

sexy hold on for me am coming

@romade
i mean she's not a lesbian, u don understand?

haba clem, dat one too much o

lol

gabry, wat is it dis tym

romade:
so don't blame him when d tichas fail him o because d boy sabi small

at least he got d questions not d ansers

;d :-x

wat r u guys doin?

Father: How were the exam questions?
Son: Easy
Father: Then why look so unhappy?
Son: The questions didn't give me any trouble, just the answers!

Where was the Magna Carta signed?
At the bottom!

What are you going to be when you get out of school?
An old man!

What did you learn in school today?
Not enough, I have to go back tomorrow!

I'm learning ancient history?
So am I, lets go for a walk and talk over old times!

@oloye

d holiday na wa, i had nice tyms sha

where is ur love?

i cnt shout lolllllllll



@poster
u cnt stand d guy o

The Church Plaque

One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed Little Johnny was staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church. The seven-year- old had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the pastor walked up, stood beside the boy, and said quietly, "Good morning, son."

"Good morning pastor" replied the young man, focused on the plaque.

"Sir, what is this?" Little Johnny asked.

"Well son, these are all the people who have died in the service," replied the pastor.

Soberly, they stood together, staring at the large plaque.

Little Johnny's voice barely broke the silence when he asked quietly, "Which one, sir, the 8:30 or the 10:30 service?"

The teacher says to her new class, "For our first lesson, each of you will stand up, tell us your name, what your father does, spell what your father does, and then explain it to us. All right, Billy. You go first."

Billy stands up and says, "My name's Billy. My father's a lawyer, l-a-w-y-e-r, and he defends people in court."

The teacher says, "Very good. All right, Benjamin."

Tyrone stands up and says, "My name's Benjamin. My father's a pharmacist, f-a-m, f-a-r-n, f-n, "

The teacher says, "Benjamin, you go home tonight and learn how to spell pharmacist. All right, Angelo."

Angelo stands up and says, "My name's Angelo. My old man's a bookie, b-o-o-k-i-e, and if he was here, he'd give you nine-to-five odds Benjamin ain't spellin' pharmacist by tomorrow."

she's nw a new creature, no more farting

una don start again

Y has a long tail and 2 branches

An octogenerian told me 2day dat dis is ur month. i asked y & he said, Angels shall TENd 2 u 4 all ur TENder thots 2wards me.

do u av any news for me?

tnk God for me

romade y u no tell am d anser, abi u be alakogbagbe

he miscalculate his period

they don't av rest of mind

gabrywyl:
In Malaysia we call it as such

Malay language: Palir, burung

Chinese language: lau lau, lanciau

And theres Tantalau - I don't know which language that fit in to. . . .

spen ma se lau lau si mi joh