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charlisco:
I hv sent you this sms to tell you that I am thinking about you. I hope that this 1 minute of messaging will help convey my 1 lifetime of love.

is it for me?

holythug:
@ post
thats what i call intelligent stealin

i know u r gabry instructor

@gabry
weldone jare, more ororo to ur leg

so u guys av tested it

once de be. . . . . . . . . . . . .

from PHCN to stabbing

how many banks did u rob over d weeknd?

Learning Psalms

A Sunday School teacher decided to have his second grade class learn Psalm 23, one of the most quoted texts from the Holy Bible.

She gave the kids a month to memorize the whole chapter. One of the boys (johnny) was really excited about it, but he simply couldn't memorize the Psalm. Although he practiced hard, he could hardly get past the first few lines.

So the day came for the children to recite Psalm 23 before the school board and johnny was nervous.

When his turn came, he stepped up to the microphone and proudly said, "The Lord is my Shepherd and that's all I need to know!"

for wia, commot for road make i pass joh

winnerrrrrrr

clemcykul:
make una leave my gabbie joh

girl fire on

leeelee

lol gabry u don try

ask me again

tnx uspry 1

delicious with yam and rice

romade:
sims u like me
stop picking on me search 4 ya size
my cert was in primary level ow e go be ssce & nce
that one na for you now eniola ko titi
no tell mama say my English don beta o

i'm confused

use ur koboko if u no see ur cane

nna, i cnt shout

rat don shop am

[quote author=tope_teadr link=topic=173046.msg2820037#msg2820037 date=1221748192]Tyty, are you sylar. . .[/quote]u scared?? complete nw

habiolah:
Now, tell me what's funny about this shit.
Well TYTY try something else please!

u forget ur brain of humour for house?

lmao

clem i don kno u tey tey u be bad girl boy

i cnt shout

nope, waiting for ur brain

who collect ur puff puff

Gaby was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store. "Listen," said Gaby, "I know you don't want any trouble either. What do you say I just buy the watch, and we forget about this?"

The manager agreed and wrote up the sales slip. Gaby looked at the slip and said, "This is a little more than I intended to spend. Can you show me something less expensive?"

Catholic Girls

Three Catholic girls were graduating from a Catholic high school. Sister Marie wanted to ask each girl what career they want to persue.

The first girl said, "I want to help needy children in Africa."

The sister said, "Very good then."

The second girl said, "I want to help the elderly."

The sister replied, "Good job to you."

The third girl said, "I don't have much money so I have no choice to become a prostitute."

Sister Marie fainted on the floor.

The girl said, "I am sorry that I must be a prostitute but I really need the money."

The sister woke and said, "A prostitute, oh thank God. I thought you said Protestant!"

nw dat u kno? wat nxt?

tammyswits:
NEVER!!!! spotting dreadlocks down thea, and that hairy arse is unkissable, lice live thea. eeeeeeewwwwwwwe!

chimmo, clem na u be dis??

just got 1 from ma boss yesterday, n it smells niceeee

its clinique happy heart, made in USA

find out in d next edition

cbase:
clem

finish am nw,

"clem i love u"

chiiimmmoooooo

Watch out for these viruses. They could be very destructive to your computer:

Ellen Degeneres Virus - Your IBM suddenly claims it's a MAC

Titanic Virus - Makes your whole computer go down

Disney Virus - Everything in the computer goes Goofy

Prozac Virus - Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care

Woody Allen Virus - Bypasses the motherboard and turns on a daughter card

Paris Hilton Virus - Has no real function, but makes a pretty desktop

Oprah Winfrey Virus - Your 200GB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80GB, and then slowly expands to 300GB

AT&T Virus - Every 3 minutes it tells you what a great service you are getting

MCI Virus - Every 3 minutes it reminds you that you're paying too much for the AT&T Virus

Viagra Virus - Expands your hard drive while putting too much pressure on your zip

another johnny is on d way

clemcykul:
lol
anyway u all are beautiful ladies

n u handsome lady