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Little Johnny answers the phone.

A man says, "Hello is your dad around?"

johnny whispers, "Yes."

The man then asks if he can talk to him.

"He's busy at the moment," johnny whispers.

"Then is your mom there?"

"Yes" johnny whispers.

"Can I talk to her?"

"No, she's busy," johnny whispers.

"Is there anyone else there?"

"Yes" whispered johnny.

"Who?" the man asked.

"A policeman," came the whispered reply.

"Well, can I talk to him?"

"He's busy too," johnny whispered.

"Is there anyone else there then?"

"Yes" whispered johnny.

"Who then?" the man asked.

"A fireman," johnny whispered.

"Can I talk to him?"

"No," johnny whispered, "he's busy."

Annoyed, the man asked what they were all doing.

"Looking for me." johnny whispered.

good for me

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@ tytylayor

You talkn to me

did we mention any name?

piss pass

romade:
ty y can't You simply say middle finger

wats d meaning of dat?

tell them please

Why Dogs Are Better Than Kids

It doesn't take 45 minutes to get a dog ready to go outside in the winter.

Dogs cannot lie.

Dogs never resist nap time.

You don't need to get extra phone lines for a dog.

Dogs don't pester you about getting a kid.

Dogs don't care if the peas have been touched by the mashed potatoes.

Dogs are housebroken by the time they are 12 weeks old.

Your dog is not embarrassed if you sing in public.

Average cost of sending a dog to school: $42

Average cost of sending a kid: $103,000

oya close your teeth

fin in mid

and u too

romadoko


gabadoko

gbam on ur head! go sleep

eh yah kpele

sooo?

doin wat? just counting my fin n am in num 3

refree papa don mud

romade ask question

mid fin

yes oo, so go sleep

who dey greet u, na u be post?

romade go wash ur pants

teacher mama don die

OKOgaba[b]watuntirin[/b] (123)

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whu dey tlk to dis one sef

tnk u info

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nice one

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being here,u r mad, we r all mad