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who cares?

i dey hia dey hear u

gm

tank u jaree

welli morning, hw u dey, i can see u r early today, he no show up be dat o

idiotology ----- study of idiots

hehehehehe jaymobb, na which language u want make i speak? ur lang? nah

i go abuleegba grammar school

night Dr

singer welldone

he he wonders shall never sieze

no mind am, yeye boi

welli u gud like dat jaree

else?

holythug:
fuji house of commotion

is fuji forum of commotion

united

gunners vs united

holythug:
i guess that is because he is hiding behind a monitor

u gat it

hayprof:
. . Look for Some1 to Love, So u can be Loved in Return. .

Well, your Neighbors r not too Far. . Go Ahead!

Show some Love!

no child abuse o

holythug:
yes some people said so in some thread

who r d people?

welli:

gud welli welli, but dis ur teeth too much na

today na wedding galore

thank god say tyty never come here

jaymobb, wats ya problem wid tyty, so ara e o, mo fun e ni warning o

and u sauce u no tell me say u don join jaymop nw

pants


tyty vs welli

i believe all d guys dat contributed to this topic are not married, cozz if they r, i believe they won't be talkin like this. the problem is our men not the ladies. i've come accross a lot of them, at times i had to ask them, "what happens to their wives at home, didn't they see me b4 they went ahead n married their so-called wife ?".

i think they believe that once they r married, that is when they can go out with whom ever they like, most especially when they r loaded.

welli u don come wit dis ur hisssssssssssssssss, if i cut ur lips ,i go luk hw u go tke hissssssssssssssssssssssssss

from long time vacation

u sure u love me?

Experience

Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director's office.

"What is the meaning of this?" the director asked. "When you applied for this job, you told us you had five years experience. Now we discovered this is the first job you've ever held."

"Well," the young man replied, "in your advertisement you said you wanted somebody with imagination."


VIPs

I was in the VIP lounge last week en route to Seattle. While in the lounge, I notice Bill Gates sitting on the chesterfield enjoying a cognac. I was meeting with a very important client who was also flying to Seattle with me but she was running a bit late.

Being a forward type of guy, I approached Mr. Gates and introduced myself. I explained to him that I was conducting some very important business and how much I would appreciate it if he could throw a quick "hello Chris" at me when I was with my client. He agreed.

Ten minutes later while I was conversing with my client, I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was Bill Gates. I turned around and looked up at him. He said,

"Hi Chris, what's happening?"

To which I replied, "Buzz off Gates, I'm in a meeting."

Nuns and Hot Dogs

Two nuns took their first trip outside the convent. They had never seen a baseball game, so they got tickets. Once inside, they sat in the bleachers, and hearing a vender selling hot dogs, one said, "We've never had hot dogs before," and they decided to order a couple.

The first nun unwrapped her hot dog, and proceeded to quickly wrap it up again, saying, "Oh, my!"

"What's wrong, sister?" asked her companion.

"Well," came the reply, "which part of the dog did you get?"

kayowalemi:
parking plate na my hobby, but 4 that night I go remain permanently glued to tyty

kayo wetin be dat one? u don turn to super glue?

@lakeside

u dey go piss abi u dey go change ur nappy

the good thing is dat i want to be d last person here, no more post after me

help console her

wetin concern me bout dat

welli hw na? was wondering y u r late? d guy come yesterday

still in

lo so fun sauce ko ba e seee