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Smoking on the Bus

I am on a bus. The driver announces that smoking is prohibited and punishable by a fine of several hundred dollars. Suddenly, a baby starts crying.

"Come on kid, you're only 6-months-old, you can make it without a cigarette."

eeeeooooooooo

na u tlk am ooooooooooo

stale

pointgun na u dey for dat middle, i don see u

u never still wake up from dis ur dream?

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Smile a while, 



1) Long back, a person who sacrificed his sleep, forgot his family, forgot his food, Forgot laughter were called

"Saints"

But now they are called,  "IT professionals"







2) An interesting line written at the back of a Biker ' s T Shirt:

"If you are able to see this, please tell me that my girlfriend has fallen off"



3.) Most Relationships fail not because of the absence of love,

Love is always present,    Its just that,

One loves too much, And

the other loves too many,



4.) Employee:

Boss, Now I have got married, ! Please increase my salary, !


BOSS:

Factory is not responsible for accidents occurring outside the company, !


5.) Philosophy of life

At the beginning of married life, every girl treats her husband as

GOD,

Later on somehow the alphabets got reversed, !




6.) What is a Fear?


Fear is the Deep, Wrenching feeling in your stomach
When pages of your book still smell new and Just few hours left for your exams, !






7.) Useful

Someone has rightly said, "A fool can ask More questions that a wiseman cannot answer"

No Wonder why so many of us speechless when lecturers ask question, !





8.) Girl:

Do you have Cards with sentimental Love quotes?





Shopkeeper:

Oh sure, @! How about this card, it says "To the only boy I ever loved.!"





Girl:

That ' s good, Give me 12 of them, !


9) After reading the form filled by an applicant,  The employer said: " WE do have an,   opening for you, ! "





Applicant:

What is it?





Interviewer:

Its called the "door, !"


10) A Banner come Sign Board In front of an IT company,


Drive Slowly, Don ' t kill our Employee,  . Leave them to us

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sammy hw u dey, long time no read ya post

saucekid:
she just dey waste space anyhow

who??

for ya dream abi

i nor levelstand d yjoke

what happens to d brush nw

una don reach d revelation

noooo

hehehehehhehehehehhahahahahahahahah ohohohohohohohohoho

we noe wnt bush there like dat of jaymop

i rovveeeeeee dis most

grafikdon:
I don't get the joke and it definitely isn't funny.

Some people hate the Igbo tribe so much they could make crude jokes out of it. I really wonder why, and when the Igbos want their own country, everyone will cry foul, yet, they are made the butt of every joke. I thought enlightened Nigerians have grown past tribal intolerance and the sickening hatred of the Igbo tribe.

Very funny, and we all open our mouth and laugh like it is a rib cracker, yeah cut off the Igbo man's head and everyone will be laughing off their ass.

Very pathetic, I must say. A lot of people on this site don't even bother to mask their hatred. You see them laughing at every misfortune of the Igbo man.

Yeah, One Nigeria.

Bullshit.

e pain am

rove da yjokes especially d last one

wat shud humanitarians eat?

leppa

open ya mouth say somthing joo

hw u tke noe

who miss road

segunpc, ki lo feel like

segunpc:
titi them say saucekid na fada


just imagine and himgo come here dey woo clemcy,lola and u with me.
sauce abeg leave d ladies for d young and singles[b] [/b]

nah, na only ibkaye sauce dey go for

na ur ghost post there

meaning of W I F E
W - war

I - in the house

F - for

E - everyman

ma da won loun jareee segunpc, soo ji, je ka continue jooo

Acronyms and What They Mean

PCMCIA People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms

ISDN It Still Does Nothing

SCSI System Can't See It

DOS Defunct Operating System

BASIC Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control

IBM I Blame Microsoft

DEC Do Expect Cuts

CD-ROM Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months

OS/2 Obsolete Soon, Too.

WWW World Wide Wait

MACINTOSH Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs

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oddy

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obelu

obembe

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