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Whats the difference between an elephant and a flea?

dats not d answer

hehehehehhehe to all

There's a double decker bus driving down the street full of passengers. On the lower level of the bus, everyone's having a good time, talking, laughing, and singing along to the music playing.

On the upper part of the bus, olulu is in a panic. He's screaming, terrified, and holding onto others as the bus moves along the street.

Finally, someone gets up and walks to the top of the bus to ask what's wrong. olulu replies, "What's wrong? Well, you'd be screaming too if you didn't have a driver!"

olulu, today na monday, u never brush ur teeth

lmao

segunpc wat happens wen u make phone calls

joo joo

cool , got ur message, tenx

One day, while Maynard was out driving his car, he ran into a truck. The truck's driver made him pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

The truck driver took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told Maynard to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, the truck driver went over to Maynard's car and slashed the tires.

Maynard started laughing.

This made the truck driver angrier so he smashed Maynard's windshield.

This time Maynard laughed even harder.

Livid, the truck driver broke all Maynard's windows and keyed his car.

Maynard was now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks him what's so funny.

Maynard giggled and replied, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

oooooooo johnny

you na

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cnt stop laffin

When do you stop at GREEN and go at RED? [size=8pt][/size]

nice one ayus, but y tufe's name,

who taught u?

what

u nor serious na

hehehhehehehe

sauce abeg i nor noe, tell me

am short of words

clem na who be concubine

he just buy new brush na

tufe go kill me nw

ok o i just wan noe

sauce which tribe u be sef, i wan noe

:d :d :d :d

omg :d ;d :d

can u imagine bolo,

devil's heartbeat