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as stated by u

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d guy na ibo guy

mufuteeeee:
A baby"s privates should look just like his father"s

meaning

mufu

cnt stop roflmao

ok

e dey affect u

hmmmmmmmm

cool

guess someone is in love

cnt stop loling

hmmmm

lol

u try o

3 Easy Ways to Die :


Take a Cigar daily - You will die 10 years early.

Drink Rum daily - You will die 30 years early.

Love Someone Truly - You will die daily.


1. A foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells

her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.


2, One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :

Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD

After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY

3. Three FASTEST means of Communication :

1. Tele-Phone

2. Tele-Vision

3. Tell to Woman

Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANYONE,
4, Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends.

5, Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a forest.

They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them.

Ant 1 says : we should KILL him.

Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone.

Ant 3 says : No, we will just throw him away from our path,

Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.


7. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life.

If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life.


8, Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.

Answer : On their MARRIAGE.


9. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness.

Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.


10. Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.

Because per Constitution, you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE for the same Mistake.

post d pix let d voting start

lol
cooooool

ayus dat one wicked o, tke am easy nw, d guy go change for good, i trust him

sauce, jaymobb, una be deaf n dumb

holy u dey tlk from experience

@sauce
no worry bout dat, we get plenty visitor's room, for pple like dat

@ayus
dat means say we go get plenty dog to watch over d compound, chickens to eat, pigs to sell
infact money don come, but i still trust my yummie, he cnt descend soooo low

eh guys, i trust my yummie, he's only admiring

abi yummie,

eeee ivy na u wan cause scandal for hia notin do u mi sis

yummie i nor dey believe my eyes o

na protocol member e be

aiphie, notin do u wel wella

dem rob u , u get money for fone, but no money to retreive ur line

nothin do u my sis

send d number to me make i retrive for u

blessed r d sinners for dey shall repent

tonk u

na becoz of dis thread e go sign in,

nor vex aboroma

replying from experience

ha! na wa for u o, u wan kill person e dat na

i sorry for him life, e go work tire, go rest for heaven

no, he wants it on u

d one in kindergarten, not d one in nursery o,

aiit yummie, am ready