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d kid is not tufe, ituen,saucekid nor info but ohilebo

she noe brush today, so i noe like am today

na efry day dem dey come wash dia mind for my yard

off n on for wia?

nasirtofa:
Congratulations. My office will have been query, then suspension, then disciplinary Committee and if you are lucky, a warning letter, if not, a sack letter.

You are lucky men to have a such type of a boss.

eh yah, my boss is not harsh, and he understands quickly, may be b'cozz he's an older man,
once u can giv d reason for doing wat u did, den u r free

with dirty mind

what is wat?

kayowalemi:
The sweat and the piss don mixed together I no know which one soak the floor below me

i tot as much, lucky u sha, dem for don scatter dat ya mouth for u

le le le le le, le le le le le le,

clemcykul:
tyty honesty

lie lie girl

i am honestly honest

me chic

n u no piss for body as u dey hear gunshot life and direct

jedi jedi don dey worry u

i no wan believe dat kain tin joh

y dose teeth

mypeace, y's ur ear itching

anyway, he's bak n av explained to him, dats all

everlasting odour

Beautiful Girl

Wife: Yesterday I saw a very beautiful girl.

Husband: Then what happened?

Wife: I just kept on admiring her, on and on,

Husband (gets irritated): WHAT happened then?

Wife smiled and said: I moved away from the mirror!

those wey dey sniff cement dust na

tnx fellas, i got to realise dat after av already done it, but i tink i knw hw to cover up if my boss flared up,
he's bak but not yet in d office, i'll let u know wat next. tnx all

clem, wey dat guy wey dey hang inside mimi's pant since all dis days, make we giv oluyemini to love na

@topic

ba gun'yan nnu ewe, ba sebe ninu epo epa, eni to ma yo ma yo o

_{*takes akara from clem, throw inside pit*}

@jaymobb

gud for u, u don miss well well

olulu iwo oni so ku se

thanks for that

@topic

u sure say dis na true abi joke, cozz i cnt stop laffin ma a$$ off

lol

. . . . . on the coke side of life

u guys ain't crios

wetin una dey tlk?

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Dr.  Phil was conducting a therapy session with four young mothers

and their small children.





"You all have obsessions," he observed.





To the first mother he said,



"You are so obsessed with eating you've even named your daughter Candy."





He turned to the second mom: "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests




itself in your child's name, Penny."



He turns to the third mom: "Your obsession is alcohol.

This, too, manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy."



At this point, the fourth mother gets up, takes her little boy by the



 hand and whispers, "Come on Dick, we're leaving." [/center]

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1. If time doesn't wait for you, don't worry!
Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!




2. Expecting the world to treat u fairly coz u r a good person is like
expecting the lion not to attack u coz u r a vegetarian.
Think about it.




3. Beauty isn't measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear,
but what we are inside
. So, try going out naked tomorrow and see the admiration!




4. Don't walk as if you rule the world,
walk as if you don't care who rules the world!


That's called Attitude…! Keep on rocking!




5. Every lady hopes

that her daughter will marry a better man than she did
and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did!!!




6. He was a good man. He never smoked, drank had no affair.
When he died, the insurance company refused the claim.
They said

, he who never lived, cannot die!




7. A man threw his wife in a pond of Crocodiles?
He's now being harassed by the Animal Rights Activists for being cruel to the Crocodiles!





8. So many options for suicide:
Poison, sleeping pills, hanging,
jumping from a building, lying on train tracks,
but we chose Marriage, slow sure!




9. Only 20 percent boys have brains, rest have girlfriends!




10. All desirable things in life are either
illegal, banned, expensive or married to someone else!



11. Laziness is our biggest enemy- Jawaharlal Nehru
We should learn to love our enemies- Mahatma Gandhi


Ab aap bataaye kiski sune bapu di ya chacha di




12. When things go wrong, when sadness fills your heart,
When tears flows from your eyes always say these words…


Eh Ganpat, chal daru la…




13. 10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving.
Which makes it a logical statement that
90% of accidents are due to driving without drinking!
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uhm. . . . . raised to 2