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i tire o

i wan to start to laff o

kaytues:
I am cool, handsome, intelligent, gentle, faithful, most of all, fears God, I need a girl friend for serious relationship, I have been single for many years, so i want a faithful and God fearing girl or lady for a serious relationship that can later turn into marriage, Anyone one out there? call me 07089369747, or email: kayplus_oladeflow@yahoo.com

wit all dis attributes, u still neva see one wey go hook u, go church den since ur God fearing, xcept if its only for mouth

tlk ur mind

oya do

ololumi happin?

wetin make i com do?

gud u kno ursef

simply laff wan kill me die

Several men (sylve11, ben20001,folly69,dickele,dani1luv,mykali) are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man (syl) engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

Sylve11: "Hello"

Romade: "Honey , it's me. Are you at the club?"

Sylve11: "Yes"

Romade: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's
only $1,000, Is it OK if I buy it?"

Sylve11: "Sure , go ahead if you like it that much."

Romade: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2009
models. I saw one I really liked."

Sylve11: "How much?"

Romade: "$390,000.

Sylve11: "OK , but for that price I want it with all the options."

Romade: "Great! Oh , and one more thing, the house I wanted last year is
back on the market. They're asking
$2,950,000 for it.

Sylve11: "Well , then go ahead and give them an offer of $2,800,000, They will
probably take it. If not , we can go the extra $150 , 000 if it's really
a pretty good price."

Romade: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"

Sylve11: "Bye! I love you , too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in
astonishment , mouths agape.

He turns and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

volley, ur joke abi na experience na LWKMD

romade

o jigbijigbi o, dis clem no be mugu so?

last time i saw rommy, we were together, even till dis morning, so how come?

ask dickele

who do yaga yaga, go see yaga yaga

severally i told u i dnt wnt wa, kip it to ursef

romade:
Room mate i did in fb

tyty see ya bad keyboard

no mind d tin, i tried stopping it, but it kept shouting rom rom rom roooooooom

dem 2 no dey sleep

sumffin dey happin

dem no dey sleep, kerosine

no water for water cooperation

its funny but r u sure they r real?

mykali:
so has the wedding commenced?

still waiting for d to-be couple to fix date o

Ye! where u see us, u wicked o , but we enter sha

chimmo! wat is dis?

clem must explain dis o

awwww, sowwy Sammy, it skips our mind, Gabry or Romade shud av done dat,
but its better late dan never

happy bornday

volley69

who collect ur bread?