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sylve11:
Me i dey binu dis afternoon o

y u dey binu nw?

just close, but not

studio43:
Abeg make una dress go inside jare, abi this Molue don become Pedepe wey nor dey Re-admit old member?

na only conductor dey kno old member

studio43:
Tyty  and this her Bend Down and select Joke sef.
she no get eyes to select the joke wey fit make person laugh.    

u'll neva sieze being a bus conductor, dey dont laff, unless dey r wit omo - oni - paraga

D1KeleVra:
lolol " Topic. . . heard it before, but still funny. I can picture the womans face as she left

@tyty. . . your still a guttergal

u gat problem wit zat? suits us wella, or  watchu fink?

Abbygyal:
ommggggg when i saw my name on dis your so called post, i was stunned! buh omgosh wetin i do u? lool d joke was jussst dere nuffin mega atleast i smiled. . .

well its Abbygyal init? tytylayor and illiteracy fits perfectly though . . d name abbygyal is too posh for it lol

says who? last time i saw a Abbygal, she's an illiterate tailor _{not fashion designer o} in my area, but tyty, check Titi Atiku, hun

no tort anyway, just all joke

funny jor

@pictures, i beliv dats d VI of Kano, show us d Ajegunle, Oshodi, Bariga, Eko-idumota of Kano too

talk your own, commentator

buy dot,
@romade, u mean william's ROD?

na jealousy go kill una 2

An illiterate woman (Abbygal) boarded a plane from Enugu to Abuja in Nigeria

She was booked for an economy class seat, Just after the plane took-off, the she stood up and went to sit in the first class cabin.


The flight attendant went to ask her to go back and sit in economy class because that's where the ticket allowed her to sit but she refused. She had paid and wanted the best seat.

Then the attendant informed the Jnr. pilot. The
Jnr. pilot went and spoke with the lady and she still refused. Then the Jnr. pilot went to inform the chief pilot.


The chief pilot said, I am married to an illiterate, I'll go and talk to her. The chief went and whispered some words to her and she peacefully stood-up and went to her economy class seat.


The attendant and Jnr. pilot surprisingly asked, sir what did you tell her?



The chief pilot said: Easy guys, I just told her that first class is not going to Abuja , only economy class is.

translation pls

no vex, manage dis one

i'm not talkin bout d design but d colours, very cool

na lie
ololumi all dis for u too

see all dis corrupt mind o
ki lon wa se?

white house ko, black house ni, tsewwwwwwwwww

who are we?

d guy don comot for oshodi goat turn alausa goat, hhehehehe

yes, y u callin me?

he fit steal am nw

continue na, olodo

i love d ones fhemmy post, dat of mama gee would av bin better if d colours were not too flashy

no be u initiate am?

come again pls

can someone use poundo yam instead d real pounding with pestle and mortar?

and for how long can d soup stay?

apizi

sut up

na hindu u dey spik?

u r welkum

crazykid:
One day Romade said to tytylayor his wife.

Romade: tytylayor, when I die will you marry somebody else.

Tytylayor: Maybe.

Romade: Will you give him my wrist watch?

Tytylayor: Maybe,

Romade: Will you allow him on our bed?

Tytylayor: Maybe

Romade: Will you let him wear my best suites?.

Tytylayor: No cos he is shorter.

no no no, my syl is not short

crazykid:
3 women Abbygyal, sexyLeamon and tytylayor were talkin about their husbands performance in bed.

Abbygal said that her husband put his entire hand in her cunt,

SexyLeamon said that hers put his entire leg in.

Then Abbygal and Sexyleamon look at tytylayor waitin for her story, she then stood up and lifted her skirt saying 'hey Romade, come out and meet my two friends'

wetin we do u now

@jokes, thumbs up for u madboy