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as ur able sis, i no go like u continue dat ur work, so lets check his acct first

but somtin dey different from anytin nw,
do anytin abeg

Why do we lie to get what we know won’t last with us or for us, most especially in relationships?

romade:
na bicycle u originate from?

seconded

teissys on duty,lol

d one wey i put for floor na for dog o, hope say u never chop am

i dey chop

teissys, u dnt do dat wen am still here

u feel like spilling it out abi?

hu r u refering to?

dikele x10

no mind d yeye boi

u get work?

teisys me sis

dikele u too dey make noise

i rovv u like mad e go only cool ur temper

wen u no dey gree slip for house again

na ur eyes? hehehehe kpele o

just make sure say u get bucket of acid by ur side, if d vex dey too much swallow am

shut up

*slaps dat dirty mouth of his*

error head

dani1luv:
lwkmd

Ben i can see that

WTH is dat?

u shud be dani too sure next time

romade:
She could not post by herself so we all dont say she copied my clumsy
We must to do party o say oyinbo mistress don carry her leg waka go
claims we are not showing much luv to her cus she sabi oyinbo language pass us

chief tatafo, weldone, keep up d good work of tatafoismology

wa wa for u

honestly, i posted a new topic and i cudnt find it again, shey dat one sef na sperm?

i tire o

most times i dnt understnd romade

e 4 dey wit baba abbyboi, but d man no dey cooperate

tell him

e be like say i don post speram here,

i made a comment after syl , n ikno see d tin again

Baptizing A Drunk Ben

A man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. The drunk walks into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of booze. Whereupon he asks t he drunk, 'Are you ready to find Jesus?'

'Yes I am' replies the drunk, so the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the river. He pulls him up and asks the drunk, 'Brother have you found Jesus?'

The drunk replies, 'No, I haven't.' The preacher, shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again, but for a bit longer this time. He pulls him out of the water and asks again, 'Have you found Jesus, my brother?' The drunk again answers, 'No, I have not found Jesus.' By this time the preacher is at his wits end so he dunks the drunk in the water again, but this time! he holds him down for about 30 seconds. When the drunk begins kicki ng his arms and legs, the preacher pulls him up. The preacher asks the drunk again, 'For the love of God, have you found Jesus?'

The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to the preacher,


'Are you sure this is where he fell in?'

and d one below me