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i wonder how dis surd still dey post wen him post dey count zero

ounish

hehehehehe, see fighting

who is woke dis thread up?

let nobody fart here o

Posted by: camelot
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Quote from: tytylayor on Yesterday at 05:09:05 PM
camelot, is sooo stupid?


so is your mother !

hey woman, if u dnt av a mother to respect at home, i have mine, so pls dnt bring mother matter here.
u posted d watever, and ended it wit "Adam: That's wonderful Lord, and I don't want to seem ungrateful, but why did you make her so stupid?

God: So she would love you."

so prove to me now u aint stupid for real?

nich abeg finish am, lol, u don try sha

rommie, abeg help me finish dis poem ""My mother told me, " dnt knw if u knw d poem, i need d full version for a friend

modify pls

y u com dey vex?

hmmmm, tell me

camelot, is sooo stupid?

fol

ur own don finish today by.dot

na u he take am resemble

its not by power

dani abeg, help count how many pple don die hia, including u o

neva die o

ur period

A guy goes to visit his doctor.

Here is the conversation that ensued.

"Don't laugh!" said the patient.

"Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said.
"I'm a professional. In over twenty years
I've never laughed at a patient."

"Okay then," the patient said, and proceeded to
drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest
"hood" the doctor had ever seen. It
couldn't have been bigger than the size of an AAA
battery,

Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, and
then fell laughing to the floor, Ten minutes later he
was able to struggle to his feet and regain his
composure.

"I'm so sorry," said the doctor. "I
really am. I don't know what came over me.
On my honour as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it
won't happen again. Now , what seems to be the
problem?"

"It's swollen," the patient replied.


The doctor fainted!

lmkifyo

posakosa:
If its my boss at work, I figure out how I can improve by over analyzing my actions.
If its my parents, I cry: sometimes
If its a significant other: I ignore.
If its any of my siblings: I take it soo seriously.

If its a friend: I dismiss them.

for me, it depends who is presenting the information and how I receive them to be of worth in my life. i

seconded

tnx shim

dats y i no wan marry u

eh yah

:d :d :d :d :d error

mschwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

wetin he be b4, no be woman wrapper?

[size=14pt]Single vs. Engaged vs. MARRIED!!

Sipping her drink, the single girl leered and said, "Last Friday at the end
of the work day I went to my boyfriend's office wearing a leather coat. When
all the other people had left, I slipped out of it and all I had on was a
leather bodice, black stockings and stiletto heels. He was so aroused that we
made passionate love on his desk right then and there!"

The engaged woman giggled and said, "That's pretty much my story! When my
fiance got home last Friday, he found me waiting for him in a black mask,
leather bodice, black hose and stiletto pumps. He was so turned on that we not
only had sex all night, he wants to move up our wedding date!"

The married woman put her glass down and said, "I did a lot of planning. I
made arrangements for the kids to stay over at Grandma's. I took a long
scented-oil bath and then put on my best perfume. I slipped into a tight
leather bodice, a black garter belt, black stockings and six-inch stilettos.


I finished it off with a black mask. When my husband got home from work, he
grabbed a beer and the remote, sat down and yelled, 'Hey, Batman,

What's for dinner?'"[/size]