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off wif ur dangling . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

ur vault

romade d earthworm

bored

Ben20001:
that's your cousin's name.

yeah, benson/lukmon

thankx

ben, wats ur problem wit us?

lukmon

farm daddy

ok

lailai i dey wit am

body dey inside cloth

rice yoke

;d ;d :d :p

i don wake up, where d party @?

ololumi, y u dey fall my hand nw, u bin tell me say u wan dash shola d 504 b4 o

tnx gabry so wa pa

@lolly

notin hapin o, just enjoyin my holls

This is a collection of leave letters and applications written by people in various places of India ,

1. An employee applied for leave as follows:
Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave.

2.From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son: "as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days, "

3. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:
"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave, "

4. Administration dept:
"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."

5. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"

6. An incident of a leave letter
"I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday."

7. A leave letter to the headmaster:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"

8. Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."

9. Covering note: "I am enclosed herewith, "

10. Another one:
"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below, "

11. Actual letter written for application of leave:
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".

12. Letter writing: -
"I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well."

13. A candidate's job application:
"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female', As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.

not bad, jst gr8, long time na

u wan start to deceive again abi?

alimat 2:
but u are less concerned naa

not wen it comes to party, i'm fully concernd

where da parry @?

am a party rider. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

@topic

bhuhahahahahahaha, person can vex? lol

wats goin on hia?

unorganized lazy lad

and used to tie ur anaconda

u r only 19 and u r shouting, wat will u say to lolabbey who is just 12? yeye

FFO's in za hauz

so u've been seeing wat i cnt see no wonder u don delete most of my replies, i no be spammer o