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her mouth too wide sef

lai lai, na lite go

;d

eh yah, na wa o

ask baba iyabo

On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.

This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 30years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.

Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.
During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate down sizing, and he had been let go. It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another job.

Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than thirty years of steady deposits and interest totalling nearly $1million.Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2million. She explained that she had 'charged' him for sex, and these were the results of her savings and investments. The husband was so astounded he could barely speak.

Finally he found his voice and blurted out,'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have had sex only with you.'

That's when she shot him.

You know, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut, !!!!

some pple no wnt make i tlk, some pple no wnt mke i shout why, olohun maje o

Lolabbey:
cheiii,na free brt u folow go?

nooo, na my car i carry go o

ur thumb

Lolabbey:
u for beat am instead now

y u sef hide d cane

which kain thread be dis

i no understand wetin she dey tlk na

nuffin dey happen, i dey kampe as i go see eyo on saturday

error, na lie

:-x

so??

shwu

lmao, hw i wish i can av d tym to do all dis too

ok

u dey find anoda tin, abi?

still asking

meaning?

to wat? to sholabanke shit?

me self no kno o

lets ask romade

A kid by chance peeped into his parents bedroom

and was shocked   at wat he saw, so he screamed;

Mum! and u scold me for sucking just a thumb



wat did he see?








































dat kid must be romade, bene- d mum and dickele - d dad

hmmmm, won ti gboro gbeyin wa o

same here

no wonder d site dey hang, abeg go remove ur pix o

u

copycat

no solution to sh!t mouth