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busybody

give me d money, u'll collect d souvenir from lolly

leave dem bad belle

iyale mi, u don dey work for fashola?

none of d above

atlangini?

no mind me

o r'ankara, o je semo

opa mefa #6000

lmao, i cnt fart

e don tay wey u dey yaba left na, who nor know

u know she's sufrn frm a c'rios hangover

Dikele meets a woman at a bar. After a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place. As they are making out in the bedroom, he stands up and starts to UnCloth.

After he takes his shirt off, he flexes his muscular arms and says, "See that, baby? That''s 1000 pounds of dynamite!" She begins to drool.

He drops his pants, strikes a bodybuilder''s pose, and says, referring to his bulging thighs, "See those, baby? That''s 1000 pounds of dynamite!" She is aching for action at this point.

Finally, he drops his underpants, and after a quick glance, she grabs her purse and runs screaming to the front door.

He catches her before she is able to leave and asks, "Why are you in such a hurry to go?"

She replies, "With 2000 pounds of dynamite and such a short fuse, I was afraid you were about to blow!"

yesteryears

if u die tonyt where , . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

relax

Lolabbey:
error,retrying
yfy howdy

i dey kampe

People Of Earth

re-boot

iyale mi, tot u brushed ur mouth b4 leaving d house dis morning o?

D1kelevra is sitting at the end of a bar. He sees a lamp at the end of the table. He walks down to it and rubs it. Out pops a genie. It says, "I will give you three wishes."
D2kelevra thinks awhile. Finally he says, "I want a beer that never is empty."

With that, the genie makes a poof sound and on the bar is a bottle of beer. D1kelevra starts drinking it and right before it is gone, it starts to refill. The genie asks about his next two wishes.

he says, "I want two more of these."

he's not even refering to me

u use stitch ur boxers?

who called u

romade:
her seeing aid was dirty so she no see am

tnk God its not me

oh yeah, tell me

wit dat ur regged hand?

it'll do she no gud

tnk God am not there, i cannever deceive u

tatafozzzzzzzz