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RomanceRe: Y'all Getting Married, How Do You Cope Please? by tyup(m): 11:12am On Nov 17, 2020
SarutobiEky:
That fugly race?? grin buhahari
Used to think so to cuz most of em I see are always Ugly

but I met one just recently and Mehnn beauty at its peak. Just something I like bout them is they're well cultured n mannered
RomanceRe: Y'all Getting Married, How Do You Cope Please? by tyup(m): 9:26am On Nov 17, 2020
SarutobiEky:
lmao. This is hilarious, really.
Date a Philippino and come thank me later wink
CrimeRe: Troops Of Operation Accord Arrests 3 Suspected Kidnappers In North West Zone by tyup(m): 9:02am On Nov 17, 2020
Fulani samurais

People think the Problem of 9ja are Hausas but Nahh Foolanis are
RomanceRe: Sex Before And After by tyup(m):
fromnigeria:
Heard one reason men go out for other ladies aside their wife is that after the first child and onward, sex with their woman (wife), is no longer as enjoyable as before child bearing. So they move out, in order to get satisfaction elsewhere.

How true is this?. huh

I'm just curious, as an unmarried, I want to prepare the mind ahead, since I really don't believe in cheating on myself... angry

Thanks to all married men here for your sincere input.
It's not that the sex don't get enjoyable no more but the nigga man is simply tired of fucking same pvssy over n over again

just like eating beans everyday for one year. n me eating Rice for same one year. while I'll like to eat/have the bean you've been eating daily for a Year long in exchange for the rice I've been eating for a Year. no matter how many kids a woman has born she'd surely be fresh to a new guy and that's how it works man cool
RomanceRe: Sex Before And After by tyup(m): 6:34am On Nov 17, 2020
Zzor:
Your focus should be on God, every other thing will fall in place. Shalom
Better be careful mai u no go collect 2by4 early morning for mouth angry
TravelRe: Dana Air Commences Daily Flights To Enugu From Lagos And Abuja. by tyup(m): 6:23am On Nov 17, 2020
lastchild:
and you used igbo language to say it, that shows you that nothing is complete without igbo

igbo amaka
Mumu grin
PoliticsRe: Labour Threatens Strike Over New Fuel Price Hike by tyup(m): 8:20pm On Nov 16, 2020
Pennywise:
They are not striking anything. Labor sold out. Their leaders should be lined up and shot.
seun ought to gift u a brand new venza for being one of the forum's oldest n existing member. Use to know u then in 2009. Its funny how time flies grin
CelebritiesRe: Yul Edochie: I Died In Car Accident In 2019, God Gave Me A Second Chance by tyup(m): 7:23pm On Nov 16, 2020
kingxsamz:
Oga you did not die, you passed out. If you had died, you'd remain that way.
grin grin
RomanceRe: Why Does "Visit Me" Sound Like Sex To Many Girls?!! by tyup(m): 8:52pm On Nov 15, 2020
Octopusssy:
Are you sharing money in your house? 'Come to my house' is an opportunity to spread her legs wider than Lagos-Ibadan expressway and disorganize her vagina.
wack mentality
RomanceRe: Why Does "Visit Me" Sound Like Sex To Many Girls?!! by tyup(m): 8:45pm On Nov 15, 2020
illicit:
She doesn't wanna f. u. c. k on her first visit, by second visit, she comes with a friend unannounced....


I will send both of them out of my house....
lmao no chills grin
RomanceRe: Why Does "Visit Me" Sound Like Sex To Many Girls?!! by tyup(m): 8:41pm On Nov 15, 2020
saasala:
Because that is how it is and that is how it should be.

90% of the time, the guy had previously taken the girl out, spent some money on her and/or rendered some sort of financial assistance to her. Since she is not related to him by blood, nigga needs some sort of compensation so as not to feel like a fool.

90% of the time a guy asks a girl to visit him, he wants sex. 9 out of ten times a lady visits a guy, she has been offered the D.

And isn't just that the norm? Isn't that the way it should be? If I am not taking you out to the restaurant or bar or something and I tell you to come to my house (especially after asking for an urgent 2k, taken you out and spent some money on/for you), should you not know that I want to fvck you?

Na Naija girls dey do shakara na. Oyinbo girl knows that inviting me to your house means we might have sex, she might even be the one to make a move. South Africa and Ghana babes no get chill. If they come to your house and you dont F them they won't pick your calls again.

But trust this Naija babes with their "Its my first visit" Mantra. If you leave them on the first visit, they come with "Its just my second visit", but will keep asking you for money. She will bring her family problems for you to solve as if you be father Christmas.

If you are not my sister and you ask me to solve your financial problems when I was the first to approach you with "Let's date or let's fvck", once I render that help to you, you have instantly been obliged to pay me back with your pussay or you get the fvck out.

I can help ladies randomly without asking for sex in return but not the ones I toasted myself. I toast you, you no gree, you won come turn me to ATM. God punish your entire family and generation.
the SA girls ve met are really not sex freak but i know most of em are endowed and ugly i'm currently dating two one from gauteng n eastern cape both ugly but damnn their booty is sickening

i'm still finding it hard wrapping my head to know the chemistry behind tha thick nature of em SA girls
Nairaland GeneralRe: My 100 Level Roommate Died During ENDSARS by tyup(m): 5:12pm On Nov 15, 2020
Too Bad
may his soul RIP
FamilyRe: Wife's Action Without Husband's Notice by tyup(m): 4:54pm On Nov 15, 2020
Strech:
we that are old school, don't tolerate nonsense from women.her family must come and beg me to take her back..My wife works in an organization that closes around 3, before she gets home it's 1 hour. It happened that a directive came from their Superior to visit a co-worker that just put to bed without prior notice.she went without informing me and came back 6:37. I beat nonsense comot for her body that day and after that send her packing. It took a lot of begging to bring her back. All this Nigeria and American love movies has made our men weaklings . That is the reason for high rate of divorce these days. The question you should be asking yourself why is it that our fathers and forefathers stay long in marraiges?. The answer is simple, our fathers are no nonsense and our mothers know their boundary..
Too bad bro....i really admire ur manly actions in maintaining that respect as the head of the house

but hitting her was wrong ion know what generated to that but Bro pls do stop it as quick as you can. if she fall for it hands anytime ur striking her how do you talk urself out from the court of law??
FamilyRe: Wife's Action Without Husband's Notice by tyup(m): 4:41pm On Nov 15, 2020
toye440:
Welcome to the ministry of offence, where ur emotions get maimed daily and u dont get to fight back.
Bros its hard to take in i must admit, but to be very honest with u please forget about ur wife's error for now and focus more on their return, its unacceptable anywhere and any culture. But from what i can see, love still exist btw u and ur wife and that my brother is worth fighting for. When she returns pls hug and kiss ur children cos they are the gain in any marriage, and after tucking them to bed at night, then u proceed to the board room meeting, try to let her know how reckless u felt by being left out of the loop and marginalised like u meant nothing to ur inlaws. Pls endeavour not to engage her in any shouting competition. My Brother if she apologise abeg no let her sleep make sure she open her gate of heaven, that ur king of glory may come in, no offence must go unpunished lol.
NB: pls married brothers stop asking single brothers for advice, its why u hv elders and religious leaders.
dont give up.
Who's this king of Glory?? grin grin
FamilyRe: Wife's Action Without Husband's Notice by tyup(m): 4:33pm On Nov 15, 2020
donestk:
All these talk to her talk to her gang, you think you're in Canada.

This is Africa, you paid through your nose to marry her.

What she deserve is a hot slap and apology.
I wish I can ship a dangote trailer load of Burukutu to you this sun set
FamilyRe: Wife's Action Without Husband's Notice by tyup(m): 4:24pm On Nov 15, 2020
tempex88:
Your wife must be from a nice family. Dem get burial and dem no give you billing
as in ehnn grin
CelebritiesRe: Temmie Ovwasa Ybnl Princess' New Look - Pictures by tyup(m): 4:03pm On Nov 15, 2020
Dreyton36:
Na to just go act porn remain

Dunno why she's looking like @zzor

@Righteousness89 what do you have to say about this transformation, is it also in the holy book?
grin grin
CrimeRe: Residents Capture One Of Those Terrorizing Benin City, Break His Two Legs (video by tyup(m): 3:58pm On Nov 15, 2020
sad
PoliticsRe: Dapo Abiodun: Ijebu Ode-Epe Expressway Will Be Ready By Christmas by tyup(m): 2:23pm On Nov 15, 2020
BabaOwen:
My advise to you is for you not to pass through the road now o grin

And if is necessary for you to pass it, no carry your personal car enter the road o, especially during raining season grin
Lol I don't even pass there anymore I rather link Lagos thr Ojota to my respective location

But Lagos route map no just make at all, imagine just a single route from Ikorodu to Maryland so if there's any trailer break down or hoodlums activities one would just have to sleep there till the next day? mehnn
PoliticsRe: Dapo Abiodun: Ijebu Ode-Epe Expressway Will Be Ready By Christmas by tyup(m): 2:20pm On Nov 15, 2020
aribisala0:
What is the connection between Northern governors and this topic? What kind of talk is that
Get a dipper
PoliticsRe: Dapo Abiodun: Ijebu Ode-Epe Expressway Will Be Ready By Christmas by tyup(m): 2:02pm On Nov 15, 2020
Odobaone:
Through Ogijo ryt? Dat road is terrible but I live in lekki and work in ABK. That JBD-EPE road make sense
I've not passed there in bout two years now but the last time I did I wish I could just disembark as quick as I can
PoliticsRe: Dapo Abiodun: Ijebu Ode-Epe Expressway Will Be Ready By Christmas by tyup(m): 1:56pm On Nov 15, 2020
Moferere:
But Okezie Ikpeazu is fast in your opinion.
Oniranu undecided
grin
PoliticsRe: Now I Know Why I Hate Nigeria by tyup(m): 1:54pm On Nov 15, 2020
YorubaMod:
Just shut the fuk up, u ain't make any sense you ain't making no sense . angry
You should rather shut up instead and go learn How To write properly next time sad
CelebritiesRe: ”your Mother Will Soon Marry This One To Grandpa Olu Jacob”- Fans Blast Regina! by tyup(m): 1:48pm On Nov 15, 2020
Milk and chocolate
PoliticsRe: Dapo Abiodun: Ijebu Ode-Epe Expressway Will Be Ready By Christmas by tyup(m):
If there's one thing I respect Northern Governors for, it's the fixing of Major route roads and ensuring portholes free. this epe road has been long overdue to start off just now sad

Anyways, what about Shagamu - Ikorodu road??
EducationRe: A Nigerian Wins $400,000 After Finishing Second At World Chemistry Competition by tyup(m): 11:59am On Nov 15, 2020
Arewa to the world
CrimeRe: Man Beat Husband To Stupor After He Attack Him For Sleeping With Wife(video) by tyup(m): 6:26pm On Nov 14, 2020
Why fight the man?? Fool sad
CelebritiesRe: Kemi Olunloyo Called Mark Angel To Explain To Public How Emmanuela Build A House by tyup(m): 6:25pm On Nov 14, 2020
This woman again??
CrimeRe: In Edo, Boys Shot A Mother Of Picker After Running Away With Their Money. VIDEO by tyup(m): 3:01pm On Nov 14, 2020
sad
CelebritiesRe: Na Fat U Fat U Nor Keeee Person But Nor Keeee Yourself - Real Warri Pikin by tyup(m): 12:37pm On Nov 14, 2020
nwaezeemmanuel:
It was not easy at all. But lass lass na determination make Okada overtake trailer for road.
SS and their funny proverb shaa grin grin
PoliticsRe: We Miss You: Bukola Saraki Mobbed By Kwarans As He Arrives Ilorin (Videos, Pics) by tyup(m):
Shey I thought they hated him??

It's so shocking and funny how the people have seen and known the folks they thought was their enemy and hated are at all not close to those they voted and rooted for

Jonathan would really be smiling now

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