₦airaland Forum

MJluv:
You better don't give that person up there requesting you contact him any info about those alerts you're getting without verifying who he is and what he wants to do with the information.


You should go talk to someone IN the bank.

Good advice.

Its too late to cry now.

It has gone outta control.

The Northern Elders kept mute when it all started.....

J111333:
If I have a girlfriend that big, I'll just go about making trouble from morning until night.

Surprisingly, some ladies who are on the big side do have a soft heart.

Even with their huge body size, they tend to avoid trouble when they see one.

A man remains a man no matter his size.

merieam16:
Reading this is like reading a comprehension passage,and u still add question join.Lolz...na u go answer urself

Lol.

He tries to capture your interest and later creates the suspense.

Litigator is good in writing.

Oracleforce:
You started a story that you can't finish...
I think you could have summarised and pass your message across to your reader but you just pause the story absurdly ...m

That's his own style of writing. He loves to create suspense. I love it too.

Bettycars:
500k is too much, come lower than that. Just remove one zero. That’s enough.

Lol.

Some persons do not bother to factor in the cost of shipping and clearing as well.

They just want clean cars at ridiculous prices.

damoche64:
Alright, no one will go 4 diesel in Nigeria.
Thanks

Says who?

Speak for yourself please

Hmmmm.

I hope we do not have persons doing same in Nigeria.

The best action henceforth is to burn or cut in half the condoms we use.

Some persons can be heartless and mean when looking for money.

The Federal Government recently approved huge funds for the construction of railway tracks from Kano to Niger Republic.

Of what economic value will this project yield for Nigeria?

donbachi:
Make ur wife mix lemon grass,dongoyaro,lime and lemon.boil all together.its gud for ur heart and e go help u recover from the shock.

His wife ditched him long time ago.

cooldragon:
Good evening,please what can you say about 06-08 bmw 750Li

I have no personal experience with the 750Li.

cc:

yungboss

Too bad for a bank like Guarantee Trust Bank to deliberately prevent their clients to withdraw foreign currencies from their Domiciliary accounts.

Gritandvirtue31:
Hi family,

As the header implies I'm looking for a job i don't need handouts or money from you so fear not.

My situation is a bit unique, here it goes...
I'm a single mum of 1 due to some errors i couldn't complete my BSc.

I however have been doing all other jobs that dont require a degree to get by like being a real estate and transporter agent buying and selling, home tutoring, digitial marketing etc just to get by but it's been a vicious cycle of living from hand to mouth as i have to pay bills ,feeding, data etc and it just feels i I'm not heading anywhere.

I can create graphics with my phone hopefully i will get a laptop to learn better and I have faith to close a deal one day and earn commision that would really change things for me.

But my earnings is not enough i need more!

I want to enroll in NOUN to study English i believe i have a gift in writing and speaking thus i will go for English.

To be able to fund my tuition and also take care of myself and child i need more jobs,most of the little jobs i have done here and there are remote roles which has saved me the costs of paying a care taker/creche i tried it before but i just couldn't afford it really. If i needed to go for viewings or anything i take my child.


If you've read thus far i appreciate So here's what i can do for you..

Home tutoring toodlers and children: If you have toodlers 1-5 and they are not in school due to covid 19 etc and you need someone to teach them while you're at work i'm the person you need. I've been home schooling mine and has learnt shapes, numbers, colors and numbers and more so early! For older children i will teach phonics.

I can manage your buisness social media pages Instagram, face book etc help you run adverts posts and create interesting content to engage your followers. (i create flyers with my phone too).

Online customer service rep/ telemarketer:i am very articulate, fluent and convincing and will help you give your clients satisfactory customer service experience all the time or carry out cold calling for your business to close deals.

Voice over talent: God has blessed me with a unique lovely voice and i have a very good command of English language with clear diction so If you need a voice over talent for your youtube channel, adverts, skits etc I'm the person you need.

Content writing: i will help you create interesting content for your website, brand etc.

Pm if you need any of the above services and give me a try my location is lekki/ajah axis lagos Thank you.

God bless your hustles.

Lavisha:
Don't judge a man by his opinions, but what his opinions have made of him.

All cos I was trying to save a brother of headache?!
you gave me a remark like this?!

well, its my opinion and I'm entitled to it.
If you don't like it, then pass.

Btwn, where the sense in buying a used 21 yr old Civic for 1million Naira?!
At the end of the day he will still spend another 100k fixing shitss..
You peeps are the reason why Europeans call Nigerians subhuman.

You alone are the sub-human here.

The Europeans, you made reference to, also own and drive older cars.

Elsueno:
Mehn...if person get wife like this Lavisha person HE IS SO SCREWED. She is the kind of woman, that would sell the whole sound system and TV in ur sitting room almost every year. JUST TO force you to buy latest one. If you refuse she would make the house hell for you. She's the kind of customer all tech companies want

The person behind that moniker may have hairy balls. Do not be quick to conclude that it's a female.

omoajiri:
My rule is if you take good care of your car, it will take care of you.
I wasn't so keen on buying a BMW back then but a friend just pushed it on me, he actually forced me to buy it.
I was immediately faced with series of problems based on the car being a front end collision salvage buy from copart. While at the Lagos port, a forklift was used to moved the car which in turn cracked the car's gear sump. I replaced that but the gear issue of stalling when it wants to change from gears 3 to 4 upwards still persists until the replacement.
Once an issue comes up & I know it will tell on the vehicle's performance, I immediately fix them.
My radio/screen isn't working for 7 months now, I was given several options of a bypass or an hack to make it work but I'll rather when the time & money is available, take the car to Ladipo, Lagos and get replacement units for the console.
It's hard, needs due diligence, attention & patience but you'll surely enjoy it.

I agree with you, completely.

Take good care of your car, she will never leave you stranded on the road. This rule applies to all vehicles by the way.

Lavisha:
What about you?
What kinda car do you drive?

I am looking for a 1982 BMW E30 to buy.....

omoajiri:
Car drives as if it just stepped out of the factory!
Apart from the regular wear & tear aggravated by our bad roads & environment, I'm shocked at all the issues folks are raising on their cars.
I got the car from copart in 2018 & the gear issue was observed from the very first day it landed in Lagos. I however managed it for almost 2 years before it outright replacement.
Maybe I'm luck which I pray for it to continue. To jump ship based on reviews from this forum is in contrast to my personal experience. Should I say that the dinosaur (compared to my other vehicles) is one of the very good ones Providence gift me?

Good review. Thank you for sharing.

I have seen some persons who were quick to convert to manual stick instead of replacing their faulty automatic transmission.

Have you noticed that all who have complained (except for the one who purchased a lemon, which the seller asked him not to rev the car at the inspection stage) did not list out the BMW cars they owned which gave them unending issues.

It is my eighth year of owning and driving different models of BMW cars and I have no plans to change to another brand.

Aboks:
so my corper girl friend go leave me finally

Lol.

What happens if she decides to stay back after PoP?

Are the number of confirmed cases truly going down?

omoajiri:
I have a 2007 525i
I replaced it's gear July 24th 2020.
Bought complete transmission from Ladipo at ₦75,000
10 litres life(gear) oil @ ₦18,000
Transport from Ladipo to Abeokuta of the gear etc was ₦12,000
Mechanic workmanship @ ₦14,000
Adaptation (programming) @ ₦5,000

How's the performance of your 525i been since you carried out the replacement?

You got the transmission cheap in Ladipo.

decatalyst:
Thanks so much.

Considering getting the valve body alone. The rewire said thats all I need.

Nah 120k I dey hear for the gear apart from transportation and all

You did not indicate the year your 525i was built.

adimj2000:
Me sef oh...
I think say 2018 or 2019 brand new ride you get sef...
Yeye day smell.

Are you referring to me?

Lol

Antiochus:
May be they are porn actress.

Far from it.

The ones I have seen are not even into movies.

Good move by the government of Italy.

Our Senators in Nigeria got themselves vehicles worth 50/55million naira each despite being in recession.

The cost of running the National Assembly and the Executive should be drastically cut down.

The people of Edo state are greater than the late Mr. Abba Kyari.

What is common these days are some ladies bringing out their tongues when taking photos.

I still do not get what the 'tongues out' really means.

ManOfCompetence:
Captain Hosa disgraced himself openly the way he supported Ize iyamu...His congratulatory message is dope anyway...After investing billions, he accepted defeat

It is in his best interest to congratulate the Governor. He has no choice but do it if he wishes to be relevant in the state in the long run.