Openbusiness:
U can't cook dis in Lagos Mr man. How much be half derica + 1 egg, e don pass 200, Uno talk of maggi and pepper and oil wey u add. Abegiii carry ur film trick park wan side.

intruder15:
I wanted to ask if you were ok. Then your name said it all.

rottencorpse:
Paris Saint Germaine (PSG) has just won the UEFA Champions League for the first time after defeating German side Bayern Munich 2-0. It was a really tough battle for both teams but PSG outplayed them. Congrats to them!

bolaayenimo:
Any reasonable Igbo man that came to Lagos and return to the East poor is cursed.

flemsy15:
Since 2014
With the type of things you hear in this country, I really don't think we'll get it right in the next 600 years

showafrica:

This type life dont last in Nigeria, they will just eliminate you.

Ossysamsy:
Prophet Malachi Udorji is a great man of God.

Galactico4ever:
I didn't even mention you yet you saw my comment.This means you sleep on his threads then.As for the slap,kindly give it to your mum cos it's obvious she didn't think before allowing your odorifacious' father to cum insider her.

chijokz:

Correct babe. Enjoy your own share of the National Cake..But be careful and strategic.

ThothHermes:

Get a phone, download all the Joshua Selman messages you can and then play them out loud maybe on a Bluetooth speaker for the child. Since he's not getting any education why not let that be his education for now.
The messages are anointed believe me and sufficient time under them will change any situation.
This goes to the OP as well.
God bless you and yours.

jtjohn:
Pay 500 to enjoy unlimited glo data for 2days, pay 1500 to enjoy unlimited data for 5days.....I give u data before payment if u go against our agreement I collect my data back.

add me up on te-le-gram

johnwilliam00

pedel:
The owner of the motorcycle deserves his current living conditions.

Kingscee:

ǟʀɛ ʏօʊ ẗǟʟкɨռɢ ǟɮօʊẗ ẗɦɛ ʍʊֆʟɨʍ?

sbaks:
I sincerely wish you a long life sir.
The best democratic president (in Nigeria) so far I've seen. He may not have handled it as a "democratic person" but he brought serious DEVELOPMENT TO THIS COUNTRY. He opened our eyes to consuming made in Nigeria goods (which was a TOUGH CAMPAIGN THEN). Fashion designers and houses would be grateful to this man as his campaign made some of us fall in love with made in Nigeria Designs (Especially corporate designs in Ankara which was seen as weird but innovated during his regime due to the campaign. As a result of this, the Modelling market rose. Nigerian models were now used and PAID. MASSIVE MODELLING JOBS CAME). He brought deregulation and privatization of telecoms sector which brought ENORMOUS JOBS TO THE COUNTRY. He increased the salaries of civil servants and made civil service job a job of "envy". This he did "WITHOUT OWING ANY INTERNATIONAL BANK". He 'offseted' all our debts (Paris club, etal). I wish he ruled for 16years. Nigeria would have gone farrrrrr.
The only military president who "willingly WITHOUT INTERNATIONAL PRESSURE WHATSOEVER (AS IT WAS A NORM THEN) HANDED OVER TO A CIVILIAN PRESIDENT" Despite the fact that in the 70s IT WAS A NORM O. The campaign for democracy had not been STRONG.
Long live the BEST PRESIDENT SO FAR NIGERIA HAD HAD
obasanjo would remain the president I love most (from 1960-2020/2023)

9ja4eva:
NAIRA

oyeb15:
The difference between legit wealth and ill gotten wealth is the publicity and show.

Nobody showcase legit wealth. He just want the world to know he's rich while it last.

oge4real:
kai sorry for bus drivers.

kboy2z:
Seun, You know all this why dont you have a girl already in your life,

Zufugard:
sure, but there are other ways,

Seun:
If you're a guy, and you want to ask a girl out, what do you do?

Check the following story out. Author: a dear Nairalander.

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Don is seen coming out of a supermarket. Bella is standing by the roadside, clad in a brown alterneck top, tight blue jeans, showing her curves in a way capable of sending waves across a man's medulla oblongata, with matching brown bag and high-heeled stilletto sandals. Don spots the lady and walks over to her.)

Don: Hello lady
Bella: (squeezes face) Hello
Don: Your face looks familiar.
Bella: (still looking disinterested) Don't think we've met before.
Don: Not that we've met before. What I mean is that you remind me of
all those supermodels on TV.
Bella: (tries hard not to smile but can't help it) [/i]Ummm Ummm
Don: Seriously. You look like Tyra Banks.
Bella: [i](lets out a wide smile) Thanks.
Don: My pleasure. So what's the name?
Bella: Bella
Don: Hmmm nice name. I'm Don, pleased to meet you.
Bella: Pleased to meet you too.
Don: So what's a beautiful lady doing here standing under this scorching sun.
Bella: I'm waiting for a Taxi.
Don: Oh really? I came in my car. If you don't mind, I can give you a ride.
Bella: Thanks.
(They both walk down to the car. Don opens the door for Bella to get in, then he gets in the driver's seat)
*In the Car*
Don: So where are you heading to?
Bella: Beantown.
Don: Oh I live very close to Beantown. Do you mind coming to know my
house then I can drop you off wherever you going afterwards?
Bella: Ummm I'm in a hurry today, maybe some other time. Sorry.
Don: When is this 'other time'? I'll really love to see you again and
have some time to talk better with you.
Bella: Anytime, anytime really
Don: Ok Here's my card (passes his card to Bella) You can call me anytime.
Bella: (takes the card and quickly reads through with an expression of excitement on her face) ok
Don: So can I get your number?
Bella: It's 0804 265 8546
Don: Cool. I'll give you a ring.
Bella: Er, you can drop me infront of that white house.
(Don halts the car and Bella opens the door.)
Bella: Thanks for the ride.
Don: It's a pleasure. Hope to see you again so I'll give you a ring
sometime soon.Take care, Bel.
Bella: ok. bye
(Don watches Bella as she shakes ass down the street, he licks his lips.)

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So my 1st question is this: if you're a guy, and you want to ask a girl out, is that a good way to do it?
And my 2nd question is 'did you like the story?'

chemicalT:
Gone too soon CEO. we wil surely meet to part no more on da Right Hand side of Thy Most High. DA-GRIN aka fimilejo, aka green face, aka ladies kon trouble, aka watever u called it. REST IN PEACE. U will surely be missed by ur fans. 1 minute silence of him, G, O, O, D, N, I, G, H, T,

CrazyMan:
Hummmmmm.
it's seen you've got the game going bro just follow up.
no go slack you here?

NonnyDot:
God go punish Buhari

Kingrefreshed:


I use to be like you till God blessed me financially. Now I have a different view about life. Poverty has dealth with you.

perdollar:
what is scratch mark pls

perdollar:
I need to wrote WAEC carry-over again, I am not satisfying wt my English language resilt. I gotten B3, but I wanting A1.

Whyzaid:
That first pix pass social distancing

Karlifate:
Goodluck to them.