Oluwapresley:
I remember the first time I got scammed. Chaiiiiii. I was ajebo that time. I think I was around 14 or there about. I went to buy guava 4 market na him I see buy boxer short o wey them write 50 cent for waistband. I was like damn, this is lovely. I asked the guy how much. He said one mad price around N700 sha. I managed to price it to around 350 if I can remember well. For my mind, I had a good bargain. I think I bought 2 self. Only for to reach my street I now met one guy that said the stuff is N150. Haaaaa... Something I bought N350 each. So my first market someone will scam me N400 like that. Na him me and the guy go back o. Got back. Started speaking English. Baba come dey tell me say business is agreement. Say we agree to N350. He no even lie so no be N150. He talk say na me talk say I wan buy am N350. I just shake my head comot. I felt like a fool. I come dey blame myself why I even jam that my street guy. Shebi I for just dey feel myself say I buy correct boxer. But anytime I see that boxer, I go just start to dey think.

Ever since that day, I don't pity person if I want to price o. If you say 1k, I fit call 150. Let's start from there first.

No go try that kind of pricing for Ariaria market ooo. Them go call you thief and even insult you on top sef.

Cumtroller:
It happened in Lagos. Ikotun Market to be precise.

A very fat, dark woman with prominent tribal scars washed her child's anus, dried her hands on her wrapper and wanted to sell Ijebu garri to me with the same disease infested hands. She even scooped a few grains for "tasting", claiming her people make the best drinking garri in the country.

I came to a conclusion that moment. They are all the same, extremely dirty with zero personal hygiene.

Tufia!!!

Rolling on the floor right now. Very funny experience lol

Bloghomies:
Dagrin will was so wise that he saw his death. He is not just a legend, he is a prophet and a lyricist. There are legends whom the world doesn't deserve, so they have to leave quickly. RIP the real GOAT!

You are wise

Macsjebs:
Vanity crew, what do you have to saw about this matter

VANITY upon vanity all is vanity

Matheusmartin:
...
Meanwhile;
Binomo investment, flip cash and hushpuppi and co dey learn work for where these guys dey..

Is Binomo investment not real?

BlueRayDick:


People like you should never be allowed to rule us in this country.

It is people like you that will promise us heaven on earth before election and immediately after election you will ask us if we actually thought you would deliver on those phantom campaign promises

See savage

Unlimitk:
Dollars mostly Ogun Naira mostly Kwara Kwara has a lot of industries the best schools unilorin and co Farmingin Kwara Most Yoruba businesses in Lagos are owned by by kwarans Even Kwara gdp is higher than abia in recently released gdp figures In middle belt,no state comes close to Kwara in development Highest number of private universities and business Even Benue with all their population cant match Ilorin in development The funny thing is that it's highly underrated

The problem is that many of them are into one secret society or the other.

Cynergy:

Hmmm Pls am not trying to be tribalist or something this I am about to say it's a known or established facts... When it comes to creating massive wealth I respect this 2 towns in the whole Nigeria... The ijebu people(Ogun) and The Nnewi people(Anambra) these 2 towns has been churning out Billionaires from time immemorial. R.E.S.P.E.C.T anybody you meet from these 2 towns either young or old male or female coz building/making serious wealth is in the blood from their cradle.

Majority of them are into rituals

Unlimitk:
Ogun and kwara yorubas have a lot of billionaires After then is osun

Billionaires in naira or dollars?

Salvador1:
Here comes the one legged man. Under duress senator.
Okoroawusa that year

Sorry, please is he a one legged person?

More grace to your elbow bro.

Kemblaze:


There`s no discrimination but i have to ask you this

"Are you sure you have found something you are willing to do anything for"?

if you have make the deal but remember you are to make it with 3 personalities
-the God you worship
-the devil
-and yourself

and NB: make it in a way that if you relapse along the line you won`t be harmed

example:

There father in heaven halo be thy name "i (your name) have given the devil a command that wen i (what you want to abstin from) again he can take ( what you are willing to do anything for) {NB: don`t attempt to use your soul just material things mine was wealth.} except i do it when i am not in my right state of mind so help me lord"

remember the devil needs you to fail so he can get what he wants so you won`t have any temptation or not that much for the first week but it you can make it till the 3rd week the temptation and urges would be strong but i f you pass the 3rd week its smooth sailing from there but never let your guard down not even for a sec.

Wow! That's great. Thanks a bunch

mickydroid:


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Nawa oh. This wan nah savagery of the highest order.

Kemblaze:


na you don`t need a native doctor remember your tongue has power all you have to do is say it

Please can you give me a template of how it is said?

Kemblaze:



well you can only do this when you ask yourself two question

1 what can i never put on the line or what can i never give up
2 how Can i set this deal so i don`t fall victim to the devil

once you have answered these question then you are good to go if you have difficulty in leaving a bad habit thats when you make a deal with the devil
i use to have a bad habit that i have been getting into regularly for the past 4yrs now but ever since i made a deal with the devil i find it very difficult to fall back to the bad habit

literally you make the deal in the way that will stop you from your bad habit but still justify you if and only if u relapse

E.g a friend of mine had this masturbation problem for 5yrs so i asked him what do you desire most he said (wealth) then i said make a deal with the devil that if you masturbate while you could stop but u didn`t he can deprive you of what u want

but this is if u can be confident in your desire for what u need most

So now how do you make the deal? Is it by going to a native doctor or how?

Kemblaze:



well you can only do this when you ask yourself two question

1 what can i never put on the line or what can i never give up
2 how Can i set this deal so i don`t fall victim to the devil

once you have answered these question then you are good to go if you have difficulty in leaving a bad habit thats when you make a deal with the devil
i use to have a bad habit that i have been getting into regularly for the past 4yrs now but ever since i made a deal with the devil i find it very difficult to fall back to the bad habit

literally you make the deal in the way that will stop you from your bad habit but still justify you if and only if u relapse

E.g a friend of mine had this masturbation problem for 5yrs so i asked him what do you desire most he said (wealth) then i said make a deal with the devil that if you masturbate while you could stop but u didn`t he can deprive you of what u want

but this is if u can be confident in your desire for what u need most

Wow. That's nice thanks

finalboss:
hmm.

Yeah

Kemblaze:
Making a deal with the DEVIL isn`t a bad thing

if you make ttha deal on your terms and conditions

Well i just made a deal with the DEVIL this morning


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How did you did it please?

anthonyuncle:
no be only u.
me self dey suffer am

Abeg, how una dey take do am?

finalboss:
i find it difficult sleeping and i think i like it. I am the total opposite getting little to no sleep. My record for periods awake was for 10 days without any drugs except Sleeping aids

Please how did you manage to stay awake for long. Cos I need it honestly. Please answer me.

FunkyAlhaji2015:
I know I had sleep issues even when I was a child. Then, I will go to bed several hours after my siblings and I will still be the first to wake up. I was very close to my dad as a child, my sleeplessness made me stay with him very late into the night. I guess this affected his other room business a great deal.
Adulthood has taken my condition to a whole new level. I can virtually stay awake the whole night and still be fine the following day. Whenever I get 3-4 hours of sleep I do a Thanksgiving. Envy people when I see them sleeping in public places or vehicles, this what I have never being lucky to experience. I pray a miracle happens so I can get a taste siesta or sleep in church like every normal people do . If anyone on this platform has solution to my situation, I will be more than willing to pay for it.

Please I wish to be like you. How do you did it cos I have so many things to do at night. I need to forfeit some hours of sleep in order to achieve this please.

babag93:
The reason China and India are making progress is that they didn’t neglect their own practices for the American and European availables.
Today,
China is threatening the whole of Europe and giving the USA sleepless nights in the world economy.
India is your one stop to all your medical needs.

Last.. Last.. who is deceiving who?
Neocolonialism is real; we are slaves again!!

Somehow, there's sense in what you just said. Because in a country like Japan, one of the best countries in technology and one of the richest in the world has a lot of shrines.

You don't even know the difference between dollars and naira sef.

Wike fit dey shell this woman ooo

sheepheart:
Promise you wont quote it first

I promise

sheepheart:

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