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Christianity Etc › Re: DSS Releases Apostle Johnson Suleman by uche87(m): 3:53pm On Jan 30, 2017
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Jokes Etc › When You Catch The Person That Introduced You To MMM (photo) by uche87(op): 3:11pm On Jan 27, 2017
Its obvious this was one of the reasons why MMM number one guider, Chuddy Ugorji reportedly fled Nigeria to the Philippines lol

Share yours thoughts on the MMM quagmire thus far. Has it really crashed?

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Romance › Nigerian Female 'banker' Secretly Acting Pornography Uncovered (see Photos) by uche87(op): 9:53am On Jan 26, 2017
A young Nigerian lady has gleefully and daringly embraced the act of p*rnography as her principal builds an empire in Nigeria just as a U.S-based Nigerian actress, Judith Mazagwu aka Afrocandy attempted in futility.

A Lagos-based 'big boy' and budding p*rnstar, Tobiloba Isaac Jolaoso, self-styled King Tee seems to have finally achieved his dreams of recruiting Nigerian ladies who can boldly show their faces on camera in his regular adult movies production.

The young man runs a local p*rnographic site with expensive subscription costs according to reports gathered. He has created an empire on Instagram and on Snapchat with n*de photos and video clips of his regular girls flocking around him in droves.

King Tee recently recruited the slim lady in the picture above nicknamed the 'Banker' adapted from a recent film she shot and she has been flaunting her face in his p*rn videos.
The lady whose real identity remains fuzzy has opened an Instagram account for herself with the handle @ladygold_ladygold with massive followership recorded in less than 48 hours of the launch.

She has recently starred in several p*rnographic works shot by King Tee and uploaded on the HOClifestyle adult site that has recorded international patronage.

The courage of 'The Banker' seems to have motivated another light-skinned and beautiful lady self-styled 'Fifikate' who has also removed her regular masks to participate in the x-rated films.

There are rumours that King Tee pays the girls as much as N100,000 and above for s*xual sessions with several other Nigerian ladies on queue to participate presumably as a survival technique in a period of scathing economic recession and high unemployment rate.

Since the Lagos State Government under the auspices of Governor Akinwunmi Ambode clamped down on Lagos socialite and nightclub owner, Mike Eze Nwalie Nwogu aka Pretty Mike for placing girls on dog leash, people like King Tee might be scolded for his seeming dehumanizing and anti-social behaviours in the commercial nerve of Nigeria.

Click here for her explicit photos http://www.tori.ng/news/51704/exposed-nigerian-female-banker-secretly-acting-por.html

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Nairaland General › Nigerian Actor, Igwe Tupac Attempts To Give Woman Oral S*x In Movie (photos) by uche87(op): 1:38pm On Jan 23, 2017
Nigerian actor and rapper, Charles Okocha has so far consolidated his stand as a social media sensation and an eccentric artiste with his recent activities on set and online.

A viral video clip from a developing Nollywood film features the light-skinned actor, Charles Okocha aka Amoshine and Igwe Tupac caught in a romantic scene with a lady.

In the video, Charles Okocha who survived a gunshot injury last year pleaded with the curvy lady to give him a chance to administer oral s*x to her as he looked directly at her waist like a s*x-crazed maniac.

In the short video clip, the eccentric actor was seen repeated the words; "I will eat you. I will eat you, I will eat you, allow me to eat you so that you can shine" as he went down on his knees for a vantage position to suck the actress.

The seeming newcomer actress expressed discomfort about his antics and later fled the room as the clip ended. The viral video clip is expected to further put the father of one in the news as he would love to in promotion of his career.

Watch the hilarious video below:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HX9yJ0H4DRE

Click here for the explicit photos: http://www.tori.ng/news/51395/so-crazy-nigeria-actor-igwe-tupac-attempts-to-give.html

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Sports › NFF Accused Of Demanding 50% Bribe From Sports Brand, Puma by uche87(op): 3:48pm On Jan 17, 2017
A British-Nigerian sports journalist - Osasu Obayiuwana - currently in Gabon to cover the 2017 African Cup of Nations has revealed the disturbing reason behind the collapse of the sports sponsorship deal between Nigeria and German sports brand, Puma in 2015.

When the developing sporting deal between the Nigeria Football Federation and the German multinational company, Puma collapsed in April, 2015 during the negotiation stage, the reason was officially attributed to the leadership instability of the football regulating body.

Recent revelations by an international journalist and native of Edo State, Osasu Obayiuwana points at the weighty allegation that corrupt practices among top officials of the NFF could have collapsed the lucrative deal.

The sensitive information was revealed to Mr. Osasu by an unnamed Puma official he met in Gabon for the 2017 AFCON competition. According to the official, Puma was willing to partner with Nigeria but the business deal failed after some helmsmen of the NFF demanded for a whooping 50% of the sporting deal as kickback as against the ethics of the company.

It would be recalled that an official of the Nigeria Football Federation had revealed that Puma rejected to sponsor Nigeria's national teams before a deal with Nike was signed.

The NFF in April, 2015 sealed a three-year-deal with sports giant Nike after their contract with Adidas expired in December, 2014.

But the NFF marketing committee chairman, Emeka Inyama had revealed that Puma rejected the chance to become the kit sponsors of the country's national teams.

“Puma turned down the chance to sponsor the Eagles and so it is the right step in the right direction that Nike came in after the Adidas contract ended,” Inyama is quoted to say by the Nation Newspaper.

“Puma’s reluctance may not be far fetched because no reputable organisation wants to partner with you when your administration is not stable. You know the crisis we went through before now, the world is a global village and these things are known world wide.”

Read the exposing tweets of Mr. Osasu as posted earlier today, 17th of January, 2016 about the scandal:


Source: http://www.tori.ng/news/50873/nff-accused-of-demanding-50-bribe-from-sports-bran.html

Romance › Re: Another 'pretty Mike' Surfaces, Sleeps With Girls Unprotected And Shares Pics by uche87(op): 10:58pm On Jan 13, 2017
mynd44 Lalasticlala this is a front-page material now.
Romance › Another 'pretty Mike' Surfaces, Sleeps With Girls Unprotected And Shares Pics by uche87(op): 2:48pm On Jan 13, 2017
The arrest of Mike Eze Nwalie Nwogu, a popular socialite self-styled Pretty Mike by the Lagos State Government on the 11th of January, 2017 for leashing two girls on different public occasions has warmed the hearts of angered social media users.

A large section of Nigerian netizens had earlier been pained about the 'dog-treatment' given to financially-vulnerable female folks thereby reminding the black people of the agonies of the slave trade era.

The attention-seeking young man had earlier been parading umbrellas in public places with colours that matched his flamboyant clothes as an intended fashion trend before adopting the leashing technique presumably due to the ineffectiveness of the former.

As Governor Akinwunmi Ambode assumes the position of the 'morality police' in the financial hub of Nigeria, another despicable kind of 'Pretty Mike' seems to have surfaced as he operates in a more daring fashion.

This Lagos-based young man named Tobiloba Isaac Jolaoso self-styled King Tee operates a pornographic website that charges prospective customers heavily for access. A tour of the site, 'Hoclifestyle' by a TORI NEWS correspondent revealed he charges his Nigerian viewers about N10,000 for monthly subscription and N6,000 for two weeks with other international customers from Ghana, Malaysia, United States of America and others clandestinely following the adult platform.

King Tee sleeps with different girls in Lagos with his s*xual acts videotaped and released on social media to lure his thousands of followers to his website. A concentrated analysis of some of his s*x videos showed they were lavishly shot in different hotel rooms in Lagos.
King Tee's massive source of finance has remained enigmatic and elusive to his teeming subscribers as some suggest he could be engaged in internet scam on the side.

The native of Ogun and Oyo States sleeps with these ladies mostly upscale prostitutes without condoms and pays them handsomely according to rumours. Checks by TORI NEWS reveal King Tee veils their faces to hide their identities from the general public while he proudly shows off his own face as the pioneer of the x-rated scheme.

A quick survey of King Tee's Snapchat account revealed the debasing and dehumanizing acts he subjects his girls to at different hotels just to entice his seeming large network of subscribers.

The Malaysian returnee also sells all manners of s*x enhancing drugs on social media with a fair success of regular patronage from s*x-crazed followers.

Recent observations by a correspondent on investigation showed he is currently marketing one 'Samsu Oil' majorly used my men in boosting their s*xual prowess.

TORI NEWS also gathered that his advertisement of the strange Samsu Oil has enjoyed impressive acceptance and high commodity patronage. A customer shared a testimony of how he "shifted the womb" of his partner due to his uncanny boost of his s*x drive by the product. This is just one of hundreds of daily feedback recorded by King Tee.

The current economic recession has boosted the illicit adult business of King Tee as numerous girls are on queue to feature in his porn films for the purpose of securing remuneration to feed themselves and attend to other biting needs. King Tee recently played down reports that he is HIV positive by testing himself with an HIV/AIDS home test kit in released videos.

A staunch follower of the dark-skinned man revealed to TORI NEWS the publicized dream of King Tee to recruit ladies that could flaunt their bares faces without masks and act pornographic contents in utmost confidence.

“The dude is weird and unbelievable! He sleeps with some of the hottest young ladies in Nigeria without protection. He is very energetic and rich. I swear he is the African version of Floyd Mayweather” the source emphasized.

When asked about his interest in King Tee’s obnoxious activities, the youth admitted the enjoyability of his adult short films.

“I know it’s wrong and I will always discourage his activities because of the younger generation but I enjoy it. It helps me to relax and learn new things. I really hope to stop for the sanity of my mind” he concluded.

With over 119,000 followers on Instagram and other social media networks, King Tee might be fast demeaning women at a more accelerated rate than the Club Uno co-manager - Pretty Mike who was swiftly called to order by the Lagos State Commissioner of Justice and Attorney General, Mr. Adeniji Kazeem.

The Lagos State Government in its bid to eradicate 'anti-social acts' might also be forced to place the controversial cross-dresser and self-acclaimed king of Snapchat – Okuneye Idris Olanrewaju aka Bobrisky under check as he continues to negatively influence the younger generation with his flagrant gay antics propagated by the mainstream online media platforms as well as the blogs.

The prominence of Bobrisky mocks the Nigerian law that recommends a 14-year jail term for same-sex relationships. He has also encouraged the influx of other gay men parading themselves as cross-dressers.

A random-sampling of the views of social media users in the know concludes that the popular trio and many others are contributing immensely to moral decadence among youths in Lagos.

First picture - Pretty Mike

Second picture - King Tee

4th picture - Bobrisky

Source: http://www.tori.ng/news/50508/another-pretty-mike-surfaces-sleeps-with-girls-wit.html

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Nairaland General › Breaking News! MMM Returns To Full Functionality After Freezing Members' Account by uche87(op): 11:23am On Jan 13, 2017
One full month after MMM, freezed the accounts of participants, the ponzi scheme has returned.

A circular pasted on the MMM Nigeria website has shown that the ponzi scheme has finally returned to full functionality.

Although the initial date for resumption of activities on the site was 14th January, the circular revealed that the managemet has decided to resume a little earlier to calm people's strained nerves down.

Read the circular below:

"Dear members,

"The holidays are over, and we''re now open. Just as promised. (You might have already noticed that we always stick to our promises. Actually, we promised to be open on January 14, but we''re open now, January 13, as you can see, which is a day earlier. (Well, I hope, the members of the System will forgive us for that.

"It''s related to the hysteria raised by the authorities and the mass media around MMM. By joining forces, they''ve managed to nearly give the members of the System a heart attack and have frightened them out of their wits. Poor souls don''t know what to expect. Will we open again or not?

"This is why we''ve decided, considering the situation, to reach out to the members, reassure and cheer them up by opening a little earlier. After all, Together We Can Change The World!

"Here we go.

"1. As of this notice, MMM resumes its usual operation. You can now create your GH-requests.

"2. However, it''s obvious that panic will reign in the first few days after the re-opening of the System. We’re likely to be deluged by GH-requests. Therefore, we''re going to make gradual paybacks by setting internal output limits. In other words, we will only pay a certain amount per day. Please, be prepared to wait for a couple of days. We are certain things will then calm down, and the System operation will return to normal.

"We''re the ones setting the limits, so it''s completely under our control, and we are not expecting any emergencies in principle. Have no fear and go on about your business as usual.

"As the System is socially oriented, we will make paybacks to the poor and the economically disadvantaged in the first place: it means to the members with small PH amounts. The richer can wait. Moreover, we''ve warned you repeatedly to only provide help with amounts that are not critical for you. Therefore, if these large amounts are not critical for them (the richer), they can wait a few days. No need to be tragic about it.

"This is the way it''s going to be.

"Hoping for your kind understanding, Sergey Mavrodi. We Change The World!

"P. S. I''d like again to call on the authorities and the mass media: Please, leave us alone! Have mercy on people."

Source: http://www.tori.ng/news/50486/breaking-news-mmm-returns-to-full-functionality-af.html

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Celebrities › "Terry Tha Rapman Was Sleeping With Sarah Ofili Behind My Back" - Ikechukwu by uche87(op): 11:03am On Jan 11, 2017
Nigerian rapper, Ikechukwu has stirred up a serious controversy after he recently revealed the reason for his 2012 break-up with his celebrity girlfriend, model, beauty specialist and designer, Sarah Ofili.

Featuring on a popular podcast, Loose Talk, Ikechukwu revealed why he isn't friends with Terry the Rapman, alleging that the rapper was having an affair with his then fiancee, Sarah.

When asked what his problem with Terry tha Rapman was, Ikechukwu openly revealed that the Kaduna rapper was instrumental in the break-up between him and his ex-fiance.

He said, "smile in your face, all the time...back stabbers. That's how I felt"

"I'm like damn, ni**a, you (Terry) was f*cking my shortie and you ain't tell? Trying to be my hommie?"

Ikechukwu then went on to reveal that even after finding out about the relationship, he still kept it cool with both Sarah and Terry, while also trying to make his relationship work.

"but guess what? I still played the bigger man. Once I got that whiff, I was still like, Okay...I ain't even tell her that I knew the whiff.

"I see him (Terry) when I'm with her, I'm like. Okay...

"Is that Terry on the phone? Tell that ni**a I said what's up...you know what I'm saying?

"Oh that's your sister? Joy? oh Joy what's up, you're family...

"After all, my best friend Chocho be confirming and confiding in me like, and be like yo, everything knows...it's all good.

"But at the end of the day, after we went our separate ways, it came out that they (Sarah and Terry) always used to play.

The former Storm Records artiste reiterated that up until now he still finds it hard to understand how Sarah would cheat on him even after he did all he could for her to become popular.

"Personally, I don't get it...You (Sarah) want the limelight, you claim you wanna build, you wanna grow, and you have all of that, but then you go looking for more, or that same thing somewhere else.

"Perfect example, you wanted the limelight. You have Killz (Ikechukwu)...(taking) you everywhere like on a on a mantlepiece, carrying her everywhere like, 'you must build this profile, you must give this girl name...then you free that and then you went to go f*ck with Terry. What the f*ck does he have?"

The Imo State-born rapper didn't quit without throwing a few more shades at Terry, as he remarked, "Did he (Terry) drop an album yet? Cos when I came back to Nigeria, that ni**a was up and coming. He's still up and coming, right?"

The once-in-love Ikechwuku proposed to Sarah at Regent Square in London on Saturday, October 22, 2011 which coincidentally was Sarah’s birthday.

A year later, the couple called off their engagement over rumoured allegations of infidelity on the part of both lovers.

Source: http://www.tori.ng/news/50276/how-terry-tha-rapman-was-sleeping-with-my-fiancee.html

Politics › James Ibori: The Glory Of Being A Celebrity Thief In Nigeria by uche87(op): 2:53pm On Jan 03, 2017
It baffles me when I log unto social media and see gory images/videos of a haggard-looking man being lynched by an irate mob for stealing a handbag from a random passer-by. A handbag with contents like an expired Identity Card from a nameless company, a paltry sum of N1,850, an outdated Tecno Android phone with an ATM card that has an account balance of maybe N6,330. 35.
The vicious mob would be rejoicing as people excitedly donate car tyres and the expensive fuel to burn the suspect like he is the major problem of Nigeria.

Jungle justice is rife in Lagos, Benue, Abia, Port Harcourt, Delta and other states especially in ghettos where people are disconsolate with life probably due to scathing economic hardship. These set of people seize any available measure to expel their frustration and depression. Even at the event of a false alarm, hundreds could gather in the speed of flight like it’s a religious crusade or political rally. Fuel which has suddenly become gold generously surfaces in abundance to orchestrate a barbaric act.

The pick pockets, petty robbers and kidnappers are seen as menace to the Nigerian society. They are treated like outcasts and plagues. The general public viciously condemns these culprits by publicly shaming, maiming or killing them to serve as a deterrent to other would-be criminals. This crude and uncultivated behaviour borne out of lack of faith in the judiciary is a perfect example of seeking short term remedies for long-term drawbacks.

As long as people like the former governor of Delta State, James Onanefe Ibori - a convicted criminal, are celebrated like Jesus Christ during his triumphant entry into Jerusalem; there will be no good governance in Nigeria. The Delta political juggernaut amassed his wealth from being a picaro. He consolidated his stay on the top of the ladder by eating and drinking away the future of his impoverished people and selfishly storing the left-over of their hopes in his numerous private bank accounts. Ibori has successfully robbed Peter to pay Paul just like the popular Ponzi Scheme - Mavrodi Mondial Moneybox. He has deprived a large number of people of the dividends of democracy and also touched the lives of a few to stay relevant in the society.

For running a myriad of offshore companies, the United Kingdom courts in 2007 froze Ibori’s questionable assets worth £17 million ($35 million). He was also accused of bribing the erstwhile chairman of the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, Malam Nuhu Ribadu with a gargantuan sum of $15 million as at 2007. The funds were reportedly deposited at the Central Bank of Nigeria to serve as exhibit.

In April 2010, about three months after the take-over of government by former President Goodluck Jonathan, a new allegation that he embezzled N40 billion ($266 million) was pressed against Ibori. On 12 July 2010 the Governor of the CBN, Malam Sanusi Lamido revealed that Ibori had used Delta State as collateral for N40 billion loan when he was governor.

On 27 February 2012, accused of stealing US$250 million from the Nigerian public purse, Ibori pleaded guilty to ten counts of money laundering and conspiracy to defraud at Southwark Crown Court, London.

Recently, a suspended lawmaker and whistleblower, Abdulmunin Jibrin alleged that Ibori donated $600,000 to the Speaker of the House of Representatives, Yakubu Dogara in 2015 to pursue the heated speakership race against Femi Gbajabiamila. Several other public office holders in Nigeria have also been reported to have benefited from the ‘Ibori Bank’ in pursuing their obnoxious ambitions.

Imagine the developmental effects of these mind-boggling funds if judiciously used to develop Delta State where militancy, robbery, oil bunkering and kidnapping have become the dream jobs of all youth due to the current realities in the oil-rich state.
Picture the level of progression in the state if the funds were invested in empowering the youths with quality artisanal trainings, soft loans for entrepreneurs, construction of standard schools, and quality healthcare for the masses, good roads in rural areas to boost the local economy and give the rugged people a sense of belonging.

Ibori successfully used his ill-gotten wealth in putting square pegs in round holes in the Nigerian political sphere. A vivid example is the failure of his lawmaker daughter, Eriatake Ibori (Ethiope West constituency in the Delta State House of Assembly) to read a public speech during a valedictory/tribute session for the late Olorogun Felix Ovuodoroye Ibru, the first civilian governor of Delta State. This irritated her audience and she was humiliated off the stage.

Ibori has also groomed people of questionable characters as political leaders and the resultant effect is the continued desperate rape of public funds at different levels of government. It’s appalling that the Speaker of the Delta State House of Assembly, Chief Monday Igbuya, People’s Democratic Party stalwart, Chief Ighoyota Amori among others like Senator Peter Nwaoboshi on an emergency note hurriedly left Nigeria for the United Kingdom to celebrate the release of Ibori from jail. Nwaoboshi sensationally declared that Ibori facilitated the emergence of Senator Bukola Saraki as Senate President and the alleged ‘Chief Budget Padder’ – Hon. Yakubu Dogara as the Speaker of the House of Representatives.

Nwaoboshi, in a video widely circulated on social media, said Ibori made governors, ostensibly incumbent Ifeanyi Okowa, senators (himself as one), made his daughter, Eriatake Ibori a state lawmaker among others despite being restricted behind bars. Even most able-bodied men with unlimited freedom in Nigeria wouldn’t boast of this political feat. What a powerful man!
Niger Delta billionaire, Ayirimi Emami also took to the streets alongside his ilk to celebrate the freedom of the ex-convict probably to demonstrate the importance of criminals to the Nigerian society where everything goes.

A teeming crowd were also paid to celebrate Ibori's homecoming in Oghara and other Urhobo communities in the Delta to kill the shame of being an ex-convict. The next move will be to pay some skilled journalists to help launder the image of Ibori in national newspapers and present him as the missing piece President Muhammadu Buhari needs to actualize the All Progressives Congress agenda of change. This incongruity even further paints the hypocritical nature of Nigerians naturally wired towards double-standards in all spheres of life.

There is no significant difference between Ibori and the petty miscreants being lynched by their fellow despondent misfits. Ibori only stole big. Yes! It’s good to steal big in Nigeria. After heartlessly ravaging the treasury like it’s your inheritance, simply share your loot among your kinsmen and sponsor the elections of other popular politicians. Sink a borehole in your Local Government Area, share some foodstuffs among the less-privileged people during festive seasons, fix a major road and publicize the action. It’s not yet over, go to the traditional rulers and give them their cut because you will need them to ‘tribalize’ your prosecution when the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, EFCC knocks at your door.

Stroll to the Church or mosque and drop 'something' called the prophet offering for your spiritual leader and watch him give you that fake and money-induced prophecy of a colourful future. Make sure you have massive funds reserved for lawyers who will be defending you in court. These lawyers will in turn link you with the presiding judge on a subterranean note for a black market judgement.

The way high profile corruption cases are being handled in the country forces one to believe the constitution was only designed to curtail the excesses of the poor alone and not the rich. The jury is very swift to sentence a local chicken or phone thief to prison within a space of three months of hearing the case while the case of N4.7 billion fraud against a former governor of Oyo State, Rashidi Adewolu Ladoja has been lingering for almost 9 years. Sambo Dasuki's trial is still dragging and Patience Jonathan is enjoying massive support from ethnic groups, unscrupulous civil societies, advocacy groups and other protesters embarrassingly disturbing the streets with placards over a paid-service of N2,000 or even at a lower price.

Yes, Nigerians in their typical nature will say; Is it your money? Is he the only thief in Nigeria? What about the late Sani Abacha and others that robbed the country blind during the military regime? Are you not aware of the fact that the former President Olusegun Obasanjo left prison in 1998 with barely N25,000 and he is unofficially one of the richest men in Nigeria today? There will always be a moral justification for his thievery as Ibori's monumental looting holds the ace in the Niger Delta region alongside the late governor of Bayelsa State, Diepreye Alamieyeseigha who was honoured with a moment of perfect silence at the hallowed Senate on his demise. Our gallant soldiers constantly dying in the battle against Boko Haram in the face of lack of water, food, quality weapons and other necessities never went close to such recognition and yet, they bleed defending our territorial integrity against demons created by the political class.

The celebration of Ibori's freedom from jail also reminds of the case of People's Democratic Party chieftain, Olabode George who hit the 'red carpet' after his brief spell behind iron bars. Hamza Al-Mustapha also toed that line as he always elevated to the status of a king overnight for political reasons.

In utmost sincerity, President Muhammadu Buhari can't cleanse Nigeria of corruption. The quest for political power and influence has afflicted Buhari with corruption and corrupt elements that are now his closest allies. Tagging Buhari's name to the fight against abuse of public office is an illusion Nigerians need to recover from. The best fight against corruption should be a collective war. Nigerians need a change of perception. Anybody spending above his means should be 'quarantined' like an Ebola Virus Disease patient.

We need to sacrifice out present cheap gains for a brighter future. We should frown at big thieves the same way we attack the petty ones.
We should bear at the back of our minds that the nefarious actions of the ‘civil robbers’ using their pens to tamper with the commonwealth will give birth to the miscreants on the street.
When there is scarcity of food in the ecosystem, the food chain is altered for survival. The fingerlings become easy prey to the big fishes and it goes on and on.

For Nigeria to move forward, Ibori should be publicly condemned and made to literally parade the streets in sack clothes and ashes as a sign of remorse. He should make a public apology to the Deltans for abusing their trust and scarce resources. Yes, he is not the only one convicted of corruption, but since there is much media attention on his case; it will make an exemplary example to the general public.

We are Nigerians, we are people of integrity, we are not corrupt, we are responsible and cultured people and most importantly, we don't celebrate thieves.
Stealing will never be a part of our culture regardless of the height it is being perpetrated.

Osayimwen Osahon George
Associate writer and editor at Tori.ng


Source: http://www.tori.ng/news/49726/james-ibori-the-glory-of-being-a-celebrity-thief-i.html

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Romance › Re: Nigerian Video Vixen Goes Unclad To Promote Herself On Social Media (photos) by uche87(op): 9:45am On Dec 31, 2016
Where is Lalasticlala na? Move this to the promised land abeg.
Romance › Nigerian Video Vixen Goes Unclad To Promote Herself On Social Media (photos) by uche87(op): 7:27am On Dec 31, 2016
She is a budding entertainment personality currently striving to make a name for herself in the highly congested Lagos market.

Miss Esther is a naturally endowed video vixen with a massive behind that has put her on the hot-list of music video directors in the commercial capital of Nigeria, Lagos.

Apart from appearing in music videos, she is also a music artiste and song-writer although her songs are not that known to the general public.

Esther has been freely posting adult photos on social media as she attempts to build a brand for herself and get the required publicity.

She describes herself as that young girl that doesn't give a damn about public perception as she focuses on her journey to the big stage.

"Bae wey no dy hear word All she does is stick to hustling" is her welcome message on Instagram. Her explicit photo-shoot is currently being managed by Lakun Studios free of charge after she was approached on social media by a photographer in charge.

Click here for more explicit photos: http://www.tori.ng/news/49583/curvy-nigerian-video-vixen-goes-nked-to-promote-he.html

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Nairaland General › Toke Makinwa's On Becoming Book: The Falsehood And The 'unbecoming' Fiction by uche87(op): 8:58am On Dec 16, 2016
On-Air-Personality Toke Makinwa's book - 'On Becoming' has enjoyed massive readership and success since its release in November, 2016 all thanks to a well crafted publicity strategy judiciously exploited by her.

Some salient factors have immensely contributed to the popularity of the autobiography. Firstly, there was a good story to tell and this placed the book at a vantage point. Commercializing one's pains and sorrow as a public figure has over time proven to be an instant boom. American white rapper, Marshall Bruce Mathers III popularly known as Eminem is a vivid example as he even went as far as verbally 'lynching' his own mother to sell his music albums. Nigerian indigenous singer Alexander Abolore Adigun professionally regarded as 9ice in 2010 purposely plied that route by using his estranged wife, Toni Payne and former principal, Ruggedman to sell his album through his controversial 'Once Bitten Twice Shy' song. Controversies sell and often times beat the imaginations of the propagators/initiators.
To a journalist, good news is bad news and bad news is good news. The world is hypocritically attached to bizarre news.

Toke Makinwa rode on the backs of the prominence of major blogs in Nigeria to achieve her aim by providing convenient answers to the age-long public questions about her whirlpool of a marriage to Maje Ayida. Toke egoistically slandered, defamed and sacrificed Maje's head on the altar of hustle to rake in cash.

The synopsis of the book alone as undertaken by Bella Naija blog aroused the curiosity of Nigerians who have strong passions for taking an overdose of Panadol for the migraine suffered by other people who don't even know they exist.
Utmost engrossment was given to Toke's book like it could improve the naira and stem the tide of hyper-inflation in the country.

The book is very astounding and peachy from the perspective of literary appreciation. It’s worth more than the rumoured N8,500 set as its price tag. Kudos to Toke if she indeed wrote the book in this age of ghost writers. I was entertained and engulfed with the book till the end. I applauded her and I advised people around me to get copies of the book.

Without being economical with the truth, Toke will woefully fail a polygraph test concerning some questionable details provided in the book if the main focus is placed on her relationship with 'Mr Michael Power' - Maje Ayida and not her tragic family history as well as her childhood. In fact, there are viable loopholes that suggest Toke wrote from a prejudiced view each time the pages concerned Maje.
In journalism, a reporter should note that there are three sides to a story like this which are: Maje's side, Toke's side and the ultimate truth which the public may never know.

In the first chapter of the book - 'Confession' that sounded like an extension of the book of Lamentations in the Holy Bible, Maje was portrayed perfectly as a cold-hearted husband who when asked to leave their matrimonial home due to the furore of Anita Solomon (his side-chick)'s nine months pregnancy demanded to eat dinner while his wife rolled on the floor in agony and sorrow. This passage reeks of a desperate quest for public sympathy and credence with Maje as the prostrated sacrificial lamb.

Toke's book is a total aberration to the messages she preached on her Vlog. Toke advocated for strength amongst women in her regular videos. She went as far as advising female folks to opt out of relationships ridden with infidelity while she stayed put in her purported tortuous relationship. Toke approximately romanced Maje for 12 good years during which they fought incessantly and kept reconciling in a dilly-dally manner. Maje according to the book was a serial womanizer empowered by the influence of money but the posing 'voice of the women' named Toke was overwhelmed by love which prompted her to suffer endlessly in expectance of change.

Read an excerpt from the book that pictures Toke at the crossroads:

"Maje and I had been together for nine years, on and off, at this point, and it had been an unending circle of hurt and betrayal. Every time we took ten steps forward in our relationship, we took fifty back. Each time I gave up and let go, Maje would come after me and hold on so tightly till I gave in.

He would play the part of a changed man for a while, but just when things seemed to be getting better he would break my heart again, each time worse than the last.

I was emotionally exhausted; tears, at this point, had become a constant companion. I was unhappy with him - afraid, suspicious, unsettled - utterly miserable without him. I was in a bad place, and it even got worse."

In my own opinion, I believe that is not love but stark madness. Even the fiercest warrior on the battlefield reserves the right to retreat when there is no glimpse of hope so that he could live to fight another day. In saner climes, Toke would be strongly recommended for the professional services of a therapist or a psychiatrist to analyse one or two things pertaining to her mental fitness. Toke's decision to stay with Maje all those years could be likened to racing with a vehicle that has a history of brake failure and hoping to avoid road accidents; that's an expensive gamble. In street terms, it’s simply called 'O.Y.O' meaning On your Own.

An average normal woman who is beautiful, confident, knows her onions, educated, exposed and well-travelled like Toke should know that being in a directionless relationship for just 1 year alone is a recipe for disaster not to talk of over 9 years of dating. This also corresponds with a common Nigerian saying that “the major indication of a beautiful week is its Monday”.

Half of that lengthy time-frame afforded ex President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan the opportunity of taking over from the late Umar Musa Yar'dua as President in 2010 and also contesting as one in 2011 to emerge victorious. Those years afforded ex Governor Babatunde Raji Fashola the glorious chance of being the first man of the commercial nerve centre of Nigeria - Lagos State for two terms of 8 years and also becoming a federal minister. I can bet my life that the Nigerian masses are not even prepared to be that patient with President Muhammadu Buhari due to the enormity of economic quagmire on ground.

Every reader is looking at those 12 years of the Toke-Maje romance like 12 days or 12 months. Maje kept on using the same monotonous and old strategy of cheating honourably and returning on his knees for over a decade. I believe this is unbecoming of a 'Love Doctor' like Toke as portrayed by her Vlog.

Relationship adviser, Toke knew this trick and kept falling for it like she had gotten so accustomed to the affliction to the extent of the discomfort turning to pleasure.

If this is what she wants us to believe, then something is missing somewhere and its more hurting that Maje has decided to enjoy and focus on his fitness business while Toke basks in the proceeds of her 'work of fiction'.

One wonders how Toke refused to practice what she preached on her Vlog. One ponders on how Toke conveniently hid her tears with her heavy make-ups to fake boldness and offer relationship advices to vulnerable ladies/women based on mere general knowledge and impulse rather than experience or professional training. This is a clear-cut case of a farmer offering professional advice to a legal practitioner on lawyering.

Toke was never interested in the women she claimed to be orientating but she was only building a brand and keeping her career afloat. She is just like the popular Lagos socialite, self acclaimed relationship adviser and psychologist - Adejoro Olumofin who once stupefied his Instagram followers by showcasing his erect manhood on social media presumably to covertly lure some obsessed ladies to him for possible sexual exploitation.

Toke admitted that her friends and family members warned her about Maje. In fact, there was a bitter fight between herself and her cousin concerning the issue which led to her ejection from her house. Maje's blood sister was magnanimous enough to tell her the gospel truth about the die-hard promiscuity of her brother who almost had a girlfriend at every available location in the world. Even Maje's mother in an encounter with Toke according to the book apparently admonished Toke to leave her son. This served as a beacon to Toke but she went ahead because of her typical Nigerian mentality which I will expatiate on.

Nigerian ladies believe in weeping profusely in a 2016 Range Rover Autobiography with bruises all over their faces rather than treading the path of happiness on a brand new Bajaj motorcycle. It’s always the mindset of 'for-better-for-worse' with a rare fighting spirit when there is oil in the region like the Niger Delta area, but the same woman will stand her ground and boldly walk away like a boss when the ground is as indebted as Osun State.

I used to have an affluent friend during my University days who saw more female private parts than a mid-wife. His girlfriend was aware of his randy nature and she stayed with him because his financial role in her life was tremendous. This very beautiful girl took the responsibility of sourcing for the numerous phone contacts of his bed mates to harass and threaten them without any due focus on the young man who is the 'causative agent' in this case.

One day, he landed her a 'military slap' outside an eatery in the presence of a sizeable crowd. Even those that never knew her covered their faces in shame on that fateful day. The scene was 'graphic' but guess what, the lady shook it off and was back with for more torture in less than 24 hours. That's the power of the greenback; so stop lying to yourself that the naira has totally lost its value.

Toke loved Maje's lifestyle and his privileged family that owned a bank from day one. Her account of how she met Maje gave her away and also exposes the plausibility of Maje's return to possess his possession later in the future in spite of her current bitter disposition. It was enviable and pleasurable visiting exotic places in Lagos and Abuja at no cost like they were established for charity purposes because Maje was paying!

Replacing a free-spending socialite could be bothersome and intricate especially in a Nigerian society where some rich people have stronger grips over money than the poor; they will not just let the cash go.
There was certainly more to her motivation than mere true love which is like a ghost we all talk about but no one has ever seen.

In the course of reading the book, I also noticed that Toke conveniently painted herself as perfect as our Lord Jesus Christ. Prior to her relationship with Maje, she had flaws aggravated by the tragic demise of her parents. She was lonely, cold, erratic and delinquent during her early days at the University of Lagos. But dramatically, Toke became an angel when she met Maje. Maje was always wrong while she was always at the receiving end except for the part where she slapped Maje during an altercation or towards the end of the book where she admitted not being wife enough to Maje due to their frequent squabbles.

Is it not incogitable that Toke in the book never made mention of she demanding for money from the top-class Maje or him stunning her with tangible gifts aside flowers, cards and the peppered snail that was delivered to her house in the build up of their romance? This same Toke was quick to mention how Maje demanded for a paltry sum of N2,000 from her which she suspected was for Anita before their marriage. She pointed out that she supported Maje financially at the budding stage of his fitness business.

Even when a separation was rocking the union, Maje once again demanded for funds for the upkeep of Anita's baby which she declined smartly. So the conclusion here is that even during her state of financial vulnerability as a student, Maje's ATM card never came in handy at any point or let's assume the editor of the book found that part inconsequential. With this explanation, we could safely watch out for Maje as the new Anti-Christ born to preside over the dreaded Armageddon.

Furthermore, there are glaring indications that Toke must have coerced Maje into getting married to her and I will spell out my observations. Their marriage was clearly cosmetic. Toke erroneously believed marriage as an institution would change Maje. While Toke tested her star in the United Kingdom, she claimed she once asked Maje why his family members were yet to meet hers but Maje boldly cited the financial gap or class difference as an excuse and this caused her to lose confidence in herself. It would be recalled that Toke's Big Mummy wasn't even poor; she resided at the highbrow Victoria Island area of Lagos. Maje's reluctance made it seem as if her family was from the heart of Ajegunle, Oshodi or Okokomaiko in Lagos. The will wasn't vigorous from the start. This is a scenario of an option feeling like a priority.

Another point is Maje's frequent patronage of Anita. The fact that Maje kept returning to her at the expense of his relationship with Toke indicated where his heart truly belonged and to confirm this, Maje confessed his love for Anita when Toke was lodging at a topnotch hotel with him for her United Nations event-anchoring job.

Another strong attestation of the forced marriage is the fact that Maje who has no history of mental disorder kept cancelling the wedding registry appointments at the eleventh hour which he did three times. Even when he showed up, he only came with two of his aunts. Who does that? This is Nigeria where such occasions are celebrated to the fullest even to the extreme point of incurring heavy debts that the couple may later repay in tears and regrets.

Under this circumstance, one could assume Toke proposed marriage to Maje who reluctantly said YES out of pity.

And also, the fact that Toke never got pregnant for him at any point in 12 years or significantly during the short-lived marriage is another point of concern. Probably Toke edited that part out on the grounds of confidentiality but what happened when they got married? Toke initially assumed the wealthy and classy Maje never wanted a child yet due to the extra expenses of raising one in the face of his new business challenge.

She claimed Maje channelled his entire energy and finances into establishing his fitness facility and having a child would have been an extra expense on him. Is it not ridiculous that such cheap issue is bothering a celebrity couple of the upper class?

So fathering a child now equates the cost of managing a private jet following the mindset of Toke? That doesn't add up sister Toke! Not at all!!
Maje never just wanted a permanent bond between both of them and in the book he later told her to her face to spite her. One wonders how Maje kept 'pulling out' for 12 good years without any mishap. The dude must be the author and finisher of withdrawal method also known as Coitus Interruptus.

At a point, Maje was actually struggling to have sex with her even on vacation to show how lost he felt with Toke. This same man was also reported to have constantly turned down taking pictures with Toke e.g. the Chinatown saga or flaunting her on social media as women folks would desire.

Another fallacious part of the book is how Toke painted a 'born again' picture of herself. This was prominent while she was in her hotel room in France on a working visit. She talked about how she fasted and prayed out her marriage and how the 'Holy Spirit' communicated directly with her by leaving revelations in her mouth while she passed through what looked like a trance. She also talked about a pastor of the House on the Rock Church named Goke Coker telling her about her calling in Christendom. In as much as I find these revelations fascinating about Toke whose lifestyle suggested the exact opposite, one is forced to conclude that Toke has a split personality.

She is like the modern day hypocritical Christians who are very lukewarm in their service to God. We are talking about the class of people who are neither here nor there. The set of people that engage in all manners of immoralities at nightclubs on Fridays and head out for evangelism on Saturdays as well as the Church on Sundays. They are simply actors and life is their movie set.

Toke reminds me of the President-elect of the United States of America, Donald J. Trump who chipped in Christianity issues during the political race to the White House simply to secure the support of the evangelicals. The same Trump freely insulted his opponents and other public figures in unspeakable manners. The same Christian Trump grabbed p**sies of some women he encountered prior to his presidency. So Toke's reference to Christianity to score cheap points and attract sympathy is an expected and welcome development.

I hate being judgmental but I must admit that the only thing Christian about Toke may be that she is a Church goer. She is far from a born again Christian. Toke's lifestyle abused virtually all the Christian practices. Toke engaged in pre-marital sex with Maje. She admitted attending club houses and we all know what goes down there. Toke never used her Vlog to preach the word of God. She never used her radio and TV programmes to do the same. Her guests were not even gospel artistes but the trending and hot secular ones who sang about weed, alcohol, sex, violence and all manners of frivolities pertaining to youth exuberance.

Toke has been caught in the web of scandalous outfits worn to high-profile events to steal headlines forgetting the fact that her body is God's temple as the bible teaches us. Her outfit to her book signing that almost left her panties to the full glare of the public backs up my point. That action was premeditated. Toke wanted to be talked about to boost the publicity of her book. She chose the economic benefits over morality and she is born again.

Ultimately, Toke's one of a kind bleaching is legendary. She actually went from being dark to being white. The Bible says we are all perfectly made by God. Doesn't her action negate that biblical provision? Toke even consented to making a sex tape with Maje before their marriage just to please him. What happened to her personal values and dignity as a woman?

Words are cheap and actions speak louder than the voice. The truth is that Toke doesn't even know who she is. I am pretty sure she is only sure of her name while the understanding of her own behavioural tendencies is in doubts.

Toke has perfectly played the victim with Maje representing the male folks being the villain who derived joy from the pains of others. Toke is now the voice of the women forgetting that in life we are the architects of our own misfortunes. The kind of choices you make will determine the results you get. These are foundation principles of life.

Toke sold her heart to her tormentor when there were several opportunities to walk away and now she is seeking public sympathy and demonising Maje. I pray Maje shares his own side of the story one day but it seems he is purposely maintaining a loud silence to allow Toke enjoy the floodgates of financial returns from her highly entertaining piece that has swiftly pushed her Instagram followership to over one million since the book launch.

Forget about the intended message in the book, the quest for money is rife.

Osayimwen Osahon George, Political scientist and public affairs analyst who writes from Lagos.

Source: http://www.tori.ng/news/48564/toke-makinwas-on-becoming-book-the-falsehood-and-t.html

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Jobs/Vacancies › Social Media Manager At Cyclofoss Technologies Limited, Salary Very Attractive! by uche87(op): 4:24pm On Dec 08, 2016
Cyclofoss Technologies Limited, a startup company operating web-based and social media platforms in a number of categories. Cyclofoss is a great place to work where people are inspired to be the best they can be.

We recognize that our success as a company depend largely on the collective strengths of our employees. Hence, we are looking for ambitious, passionate and articulate individuals who are ready to work and not afraid to experiment, and those who have a healthy disregard for constraints.

We are recruiting to fill the position below:

Job Title: Social Media Manager

Location: Lagos

Job Description:

1. Manage social media campaigns and day-to-day activities (i.e. tweeting, sharing, engaging, liking, increasing social reach, doing the heavy lifting, etc).

2. [/b]Manage presence in social networking sites including Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Google +and other similar community sites.

[b]3. [/b]Continuously generating content for the company, creating new ideas and campaigns, targeted at driving company events.

[b]4.
Become an advocate of the Company in social media spaces, engaging in dialogues and answering questions where appropriate.

5. Monitor effective benchmarks for measuring the impact of social media programs, and analyze, review, and report on effectiveness of campaigns in an effort to maximize results.

6. Conduct regular management feedback on insights gained from social media monitoring into the Marketing teams, to help them evolve their strategies in a timely fashion.

7. Engaging influencers to increase the followership of our social media profiles; receiving multiple mentions and posts in the process.
Keep abreast of latest trends in social media tools, trends and applications.

Qualifications / Requirements

HND / Degree qualification in any discipline with demonstrated experience in social and digital media, which includes being able to measure social media presence.

Candidates must be tech savvy and have understanding of SEO.

Candidate Requirements:

Candidates should possess relevant qualification with experience in a related in field.

Strong project management or organizational skills.

Ability to generate content and followership on all social media platform.

In-depth knowledge and understanding of social media platforms and their respective participants (Facebook, Instagram, Youtube, Twitter, etc.) and how they can be deployed in different scenarios.

Knowledge of blogging ecosystem relevant to the Company’s field.

Ability to effectively communicate information and ideas in written and verbal format, and build and maintain relationships.

Application Closing Date
21st December, 2016.


Method of Application
Interested and qualified candidates should send their applications and CV's to: hr@cyclofoss.com

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Politics › Rotimi Akeredolu Spotted Enjoying A Boat Ride With A Beautiful Lady (photos) by uche87(op): 2:42pm On Dec 07, 2016
The Ondo governorship race of the year 2016 has come and gone peacefully despite the political intrigues but the memories of some election campaign moments will forever linger in the minds of the participants.

A member of the All Progressives Congress, Olaide Lanre Badmus woke up this morning to reflect on her electioneering campaign moments with the winner of the Ondo gubernatorial election, Rotimi Akeredolu, SAN.

The light-skinned beautiful woman with a gap tooth expressed gratefulness to God as she shares a couple of photos from the Akeredolu campaign train.

Significantly, Akeredolu popularly known as Aketi was seen enjoying a safe boat ride to the riverine Ilaje area of the Sunshine State to preach his change message to the people.

Miss Badmus was also pictured with the deputy governor elect, Hon. Agboola Ajayi on the same trip as she enjoyed the opportunity of taking selfies.

Read her touching message below:

"Still can't thank God enough for d Election Victory

I thank God for all because there were so many negative confession from people I least expected cos they thought the words of their mouths were enough to change the plans God has for d Gov Elect,but God didn't seize to be God Aketi's Critics , were the first set of People to Congratulate him!

GRACE !!! Spoke for Oluwarotimi Akeredolu the Gov Elect. We saw God in action all through & God will always be with him in Jesus name.

Everything that needs to answer in our lives, shall answer to GRACE. Everything that God has ordained to work shall work for YOU & I in Jesus Name. I command fire to destroy impediments in your way in Jesus Name. Where they are suppose to say YES to you they shall say

YES .I prophesy with APOSTOLIC Tenacity you will laugh last over adversity and adversary........

If your thought towards me are for evil, this prayer will work against you o !"

Source: http://www.tori.ng/news/47784/ondo-govelect-akeredolu-spotted-enjoying-a-boat-ri.html

Politics › Re: Thugs Attack Eyitayo Jegede's Campaign Office by uche87(m): 3:45pm On Nov 21, 2016
kings09:
As bitter as the American election was, thr was no violence. But naija politics na do or die
oga there was violence on several occasions. get your facts right.
Politics › Ondo Poll: Ajasin, Adefarati Families Disown A.D Gubernatorial Candidate, Oke by uche87(op): 1:58pm On Nov 16, 2016
Following the claim by the governorship candidate of the Alliance for Democracy, (AD) Chief Olusola Oke, that they had endorsed his gubernatorial ambition, the families of the late civilian Governors of Ondo State,Chief Adekunle Ajasin and Ade Adefarati, have disowned him.

The families, while reacting to Oke’s claim in a joint statement signed by the late Adefarati’s son, Gboyega Adefarati, the scions of the three political giants cautioned Oke against dropping the names of their patriarchs.

They stressed further that the AD’s governorship candidate and their fathers had nothing in common in political orientation and moral principle.

According to the statement, “We take exception to Oke’s claim in political jingles on radio and television and his misleading political campaigns that his political philosophy represented our fathers’ political identities, including claiming that our late fathers’ families had endorsed him as the governorship candidate of Ondo State.

“This is clearly a fraud. Nobody in the families of the late leaders ever endorsed Oke because the AD’s candidate has nothing in common with our fathers.

“Ajasin and Adefarati never flirted with the ruling party before they became governors of the Sunshine State; all they did was to remain in their political camps to realise their ambitions without jumping around for fortunes like Oke is now doing by running away from PDP after the party lost the presidential election in 2015.

“Our fathers also did not have any criminal records as Oke is being alleged by his people that he diverted NDDC’s N155m to his private pocket after allegedly using a non-existent community called Ubaeripato to allegedly fund non-existent projects to fleece the people of the Niger Delta of the money meant for their communities development.

Source: http://leadership.ng/news/559569/ondo-poll-ajasin-adefarati-families-disown-oke-say-patriarchs-not-political-prostitutes

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Politics › Aketi 2017 Bread: Sponsor Of The Campaign Gesture, Dele Ogun Speaks Up by uche87(op): 10:14am On Nov 14, 2016
The leading All Progressives Congress gubernatorial candidate, Rotimi Odunayo Akeredolu has been berated on social media over images of the 'Aketi 2017' branded bread making rounds on social media.

There is a new twist to the dramatic emergence of the 'Aketi 2017' branded loaves of bread that were shared in a targeted area in Ondo State to promote the image of the All Progressives Congress governorship candidate, Rotimi Odunayo Akeredolu, SAN.

The sponsor of the rare benevolence named Dele Ogun has issued a press release after the gesture was politicized by members of opposition parties in the state. In a statement titled "My interest is about our candidate – Sponsor of “Aketi Bread” exclusively obtained by TORI NEWS, he explained the loaves of bread were shared as part of his contributions to the campaign exercises of Mr. Akeredolu.

Read the full details below:


Dele Ologun, a major supporter of the Akeredolu Campaign has come out to condemn the reaction of people on social media to his kind gesture towards the Akeredolu Campaign.

Mr Ologun’s contribution of two buses to the APC candidate was acknowledged by the candidate on his triumphant entry to the state after the release of his name by INEC.

He has also placed about 5 billboards all over the State especially on the Ogbese-Owo road axis.

“The most important thing that we can do is do whatever it takes for our candidate to win.” Ologun said in reaction to the negative sentiment brought from the images circulating the web.

“My interest is about our candidate. Immediately I saw it online I was mad. Like what nonsense is this. Why are people ” He uttered frustratingly. “Some people have branded water, which is vital, what is the big deal in putting the name and face of your candidate everywhere?”

When asked about how much was made, Mr Ologun revealed that a total of 400 pieces of bread were made specifically for Ward 1 in Akure North which have since been distributed around the 4th of November. The resurfacing of the images is seen by many within the APC as a desperate attempt by the opposition to taint the image of Akeredolu.

http://www.tori.ng/news/45566/ondo-election-controversy-as-apc-supporter-floods.html

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TV/Movies › Popular Nigerian Actor, Benson Okonkwo Spotted Kissing Male Colleague (photos) by uche87(op): 3:16pm On Nov 08, 2016
Controversial Nigerian actor and self-acclaimed s*xiest man in Nollywood, Benson Okonkwo has raised the eyebrows of his audience with the promotion of homos*xuality in his new film titled "Benson the Maniac" currently streaming on RealNolly TV - Youtube.

The movie has been deemed an apparent challenge to the Nigerian constitution as amended which recommends a 14-year jail term to homosexuals. There is also the danger of vulnerable kids emulating the questionable and sensitive messages being passed across in the film.

A research by TORI NEWS reveals Mr. Okonwko's sexual orientation has been an object of debate over years as some industry colleagues have rumoured he is not straight but suspected to be bisexual despite his frequent denials.

Mr. Okonkwo who was one of the actors that played a gay role in Nollywood’s first soft porn gay movie - 'Pregnant Hawker', once falsely claimed he was preparing to marry his gilrfriend, Emelda Emells in 2013.

According to him, they had been dating for 8 years and were finally prepared to walk down the isle. This later turned out to be a ruse after a statement credited to Miss Emelda Emells dispelled his claims.

Click here for the explicit video and pictures http://www.tori.ng/news/45116/gay-alert-popular-nigerian-actor-benson-okonkwo-sp.html

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Celebrities › Re: MMM Has Absconded With My N189,000- Nigerian Cries Out by uche87(m): 1:53pm On Nov 03, 2016
lalasticalala they have scammed your brother oh! pls help him.
Politics › Re: Ondo: Buhari Endorses Akeredolu As APC Governorship Candidate by uche87(m): 9:08am On Nov 01, 2016
Aketi all the way. Proud to be associated with this great man
Romance › Re: See The Ice-cream Inspired Pre-wedding Photo-shoot That Got The Internet Buzzing by uche87(op): 4:48pm On Oct 31, 2016
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Romance › See The Ice-cream Inspired Pre-wedding Photo-shoot That Got The Internet Buzzing by uche87(op): 4:47pm On Oct 31, 2016
Love birds from the South-eastern part of Nigeria, painted a scenario of the sale of ice-cream in their romantic pre-wedding photo-shoot.

Kennedy Ogbonna and Phalon George will be getting married in the month of November, 2016, in a traditional wedding ceremony in Akwete, Abia State, and a white wedding nuptials in Port Harcourt, Rivers State, with preparations in top gear.

The duo have graced social media with amazing pre-wedding photos with the excitement of marriage written all over their faces.

The picture that caught the attention of people online is that of which handsome Kennedy posed as a local ice-cream retailer with Phalon making a purchase from him.

Pre-wedding photos have almost generated a healthy competition among lovebirds in Nigeria as they work to hijack attention in the media.

Source: http://www.tori.ng/news/44459/so-heartwarming-see-the-local-icecream-inspired-pr.html

Celebrities › Linda Ikeji Gets Romantic 'marriage Proposal' From Abuja-based Singer by uche87(op): 6:52am On Oct 22, 2016
A talented singer based in Abuja has summoned courage to publicly admit his profound romantic interest in popular blogger, Linda Ikeji who is currently single.

The music act named Samuel John but self-styled Saga, according to reports gathered is a long time admirer of the former model and University of Lagos graduate, Linda Ikeji. After a period of longterm obsession, he has apparently 'proposed' to the Banana Island resident in a romantic fashion.

The handsome singer preferred speaking to Linda Ikeji through the sweet language of music. The captivating music titled 'Linda' exclusively released to Tori News is an Afro-pop tune with an interesting blend of the Nigerian commercial flavour expertly sang with the high hopes of winning Linda Ikeji's 'heart of gold'.

Saga hopes to create an indelible impression with his song which is earning accolades from listeners from far north-central to the south-western part of Nigeria.

Here is the download link to the banging track:
https://www.hulkshare.com/2f3bsw7fhz0g

Source: http://www.tori.ng/news/43735/linda-ikeji-gets-marriage-proposal-from-abujabased.html

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Family › Startimes Operations Manager Dies From Fire Burn Months To Wedding(Graphic Pics) by uche87(op): 11:15am On Oct 20, 2016
Nigerian Lady Loses Fiancé To Fire Accident Few Months To Wedding (Graphic Pics)

A Startimes Operations Manager in Minna, Niger state named Damilare Oladapo Oluwafeyisan, 35 gruesomely passed away on Monday, 17th, October, 2016 after suffering a severe fire accident from an electric generator explosion.

According to his fiancée - Miss Temitope Makinde who spoke to Tori News, Mr. Oluseyisan fondly called Dre was assisting his neighbour to switch off the seemingly faulty generating set around 12:15am on Sunday, the 16th of October when the device inexplicably caught fire which rapidly spread across his body.

Dre writhed in unbearable anguish as efforts were made to put off the fire that had enveloped his entire body sparing his face alone.
The victim was swiftly rushed to the General Hospital Minna, Niger state where he finally gave up the ghost at 9:30pm the following day (Monday) due to the alleged negligence, inadequate medical apparatus and gross incompetence of medical officials on duty.

Miss Temitope who narrated the tortuous ordeal of Dre to Tori News amidst uncontrollably tears and gnashing of teeth believes the hospital apparently exacerbated the already critical condition of her lover, who was already making frantic preparations to marry her in May, 2017.

"My Dre shouldn't have died at all. No doctor was available to treat him. The available nurses only placed him on drips with no concrete treatment procedures while he laboured to survive in excruciating distress" Temitope said in a heavy voice.

"In fact, you will not believe the hospital had no drugs at all and other medical kits for accident victims. The nurses kept referring us to buy stuffs outside the hospital premises" she continued.

"It was crystal clear that Dre was dying as his mode of breathing changed and his heartbeat was irregular while he rolled from one side of the bed to the other in unbearable discomfort" Temitope averred as tears rolled down her cheeks.

When Tori News probed further about the depth of the medical treatment, she revealed painkillers were administered to him to suppress his turbulent health condition but they proved ineffectual as the patient remained totally unstable.

"He laid on his sick bed scantily clad at an open ward in the full glare of the public after his burned skin was peeled. His clothes and bed sheets had to be changed recurrently as they were always drenched in his body fluids" 

"He became an object of sympathy as different people stared at his severe skin burns with compassion"

"What hurts me most is that no doctor was available to attend to my fiancé as he started to die slowly due to loss of energy"

After deliberations, Dre's eldest brother – Tunde, Temitope and other loved ones who were with him at the emergency ward decided to transfer him to a standard hospital in Abuja with improved medical facilities as his resounding cries rented the air of the ward without adequate medical attention.

Their decision was impeded by a bureaucratic procedure - authorized referral letter from the medical doctor in charge who was nowhere near his office from the afternoon period till the evening thereby leaving the hapless Dre to the cold hands of death.

According to Temitope, all efforts to reach the medical doctor proved futile till Dre gradually started dying. The handsome and promising young man who observed his National Youth Service programme alongside Temitope in the year 2011 at Akwete, Ukwa East Local Government Area - Abia State was finally pronounced dead at 9:30pm on Monday after he lost consciousness.

Temitope, a civil servant based in Kano wishes she could wake up from the nightmare of her lover's abrupt end as the family mourns him endlessly.

"If tears could restore the life of a dead person, Dre would have been back with me by now as I can't just be consoled about the loss" she lamented.

"I want people especially the government to know the importance of having adequate health facilities and well trained medical personnel in the country. Many promising lives of talented heads have been lost to the absence of adequate medical facilities in government hospitals."

"My Dre was very intelligent, hardworking, always touching lives, smiling and rarely gets angry but I have lost him" she concluded. 

Dre has since been buried at a cemetery in Minna by his family on Tuesday, the 18th of October, 2016. Dre was the 5th son of his mother who had six boys hailed from Ijebu in Ogun State but he grew up in Kano city.

Temitope met Dre during their service year in the South-eastern part of Nigeria and the duo started off as close friends for over 5 years before they later fell in love with each other in August this year.
http://www.tori.ng/news/43543/heartbreaking-nigerian-lady-loses-fiance-to-fire-a.html

Politics › Re: Pastor Osagie Ize-iyamu Leads Protesters In A Peaceful Protest In Benin (photos) by uche87(m): 2:39pm On Oct 07, 2016
localblood:
Where is Pedro Obaseki?
hahahahhaa Pedro must be ashamed of himself now. He must be gathering his family members to beg Godwin now.
Politics › Re: 19-Year-Old Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala And Her Husband (Throwback Photos) by uche87(m): 4:17pm On Sep 14, 2016
hertheytheydgee:
She use tongue niger-delta oyel rub leg ni?


She's fine but not pretty.
hahahahahhahaa.....nairaland for life. u go fear comment.
Politics › Re: Buhari On Stage With APC Governors In Edo State For Obaseki (Photos) by uche87(m): 4:58pm On Sep 06, 2016
worlexy:
Let EDO people decide the path to follow
Have you eaten today? why are u hating?
Family › 12-year Old Girl Diagnosed With Life-threatening Heart Defect..needs Urgent Help by uche87(op): 7:39pm On Aug 13, 2016
A hapless family needs the financial assistance of well-meaning Nigerians as their daughter is traumatically down with a heart defect.

This is Victoria Oyindamola Oluwadare, a 12 year old Nigerian girl based in Ibadan, Oyo State who is battling with a heart disease named Atrial Septal Defect (ASD) with severe pulmonary hypertension as diagnosed at the University College Hospital, UCH; Ibadan by Dr. Oluwatoyin Ogunkunle who is a Consultant Paediatric Cardiologist at the hospital.

Due to the severe nature of the ailment and problem of inadequate medical facilities in Nigeria as well as needed expertise, there is an urgent need to fly her to India for an immediate medical attention so save her life.

Consultations have been made with an hospital in the Asia country and the treatment is estimated to cost a whooping sum of $6,500 [/b]which her parents can't afford due to their humble status as federal civil servants.

An appeal is hereby being made to Nigerians to assist in raising the funds for the urgent surgery as the poor girl continues to groan in pains and discomfort from her sickness.

The account details are given as:

[b]Oluwadare Victoria O.

Account number: 3106359924

First Bank Nigeria Plc


Her guardians can be contacted on the following numbers: 08138487670, 07065856646, 08029412179.

Attached here are highly verifiable documents to confirm the authenticity of her condition.

CC Lalasticlala Seun Pls help this girl

Romance › Some Funny Responses Of Nigerian Ladies During Intense Sex Romp by uche87(op): 1:53pm On Jul 14, 2016
Intensive research has shown that Nigerian ladies are fond of putting up strange characters in the heat of ecstasy.

These strange unconscious characters have been broken down into several classes by His Royal Highness, George 'Saro Wiwa' of Tori News and listed below:

(1) S*x makes some ladies religious instantaneously:

During s*x, some Nigerian ladies who haven't prayed in ages even by virtue of mistake in the heat of hard thrusts be like; ooooooh Lawwwwd! Chiiiisos! Yes! Yessssssssss! Oh gord!

If you are in this category, I swear the thunder that will fire you will be delivered through DHL.

(2) Some ladies immediately become music artistes:

Most of the ladies in this category may not even sing if you mandate them to do so at gun point but s*x has a way of digging out the hidden treasures in them. These emergency singers be like; Ummmh! Ooooh!! Aaaah!!! Yheeee!!!! Uuuuuh!!! All in a rhythmic style in line with the tune of the thrusts. People in this category will make good back-up singers in reality.

(3) Some experienced ladies become athletes:

S*x has a way of bringing out the spirit of competition in some docile ladies. The way some ladies will be advocating for speed will make you think s*x is a track and field event. They will be like; faaaaast! Faster nowwwww! Yes fassteeeeeer! You are almost there....fast oooooo!
Miss Usain Bolt well done oh!

(4) S*x makes people announce their own obituary untimely:

The way this category of people play with death during romance baffles me. They will be like;
You are killing me! You will finish me oh! Yeee I am finally dead!
This set of ladies will one day pray for long life despite their negative confessions.

(5) Some ladies become terrorists:

These sets of ladies are like the Niger Delta Avengers targeting oil pipelines in the South-south region. They could sound very destructive in their reactions. They will be like; Destroy it! Do it anyhow! Are you not a man? Don't show any mercy! Vandalize the place! Do I look like your sister? Hardeeeeer! Oya fire!
For people in this category, one day you will meet your 'Buratai' who will level the place.

(6) S*x makes some ladies respectful:


I love ladies in this class. They are very calm and sweet. In a very arousing and low tone, they will be like; Give it to me please! Pls I am begging, don't stop! You can do it dear! Pls I am almost there! I will soon come okay, I promise!
Most of the ladies in this zone grew up in comfortable environments lol.

(7) Good s*x has a way of making some ladies confess loyalty overnight:

This class of ladies are like Further Mathematics, I have failed to understand them despite several calculated attempts. They will never confess their feelings on a normal day until they are under the influence of the 'koko'.
They will be like; I love you! You are my life! I will marry you! If you don't propose, I will propose to you oh! You are the best! Just say whatever you want....your wish is my command! Jerk me anyhow, it’s all yours!
If you are in this circle ehn, I swear you need to be flogged at the village square.

(cool Some ladies instantly become beggars:

Ladies under this category paint s*x like a balanced diet which they must adequately consume for body growth and development. They can beg for Africa. They will be like; please don't stop! Please touch my breasts! Please just give it to me again! Please I am begging you! Ple-a-s-e! Pleeeeeeseee!! Plsssssssssse!!! Sssssssss!!!!

In conclusion, majority of the ladies will deny these reactions after the sacred act.

Read more on http://www.tori.ng/news/35204/some-funny-responses-of-nigerian-ladies-during-int.html

CC Seun Lalasticlala Tonyebarcanista toks2008 beremx

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