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Pls can GRTS or eritrea Tv b recieved wit a 60 or 90 cm dish. Pls do they shw english n champions league

@ edicolove. D fact is tht u dont know her frm Adam going frm ur post. I have stayed close 2 her in a class. D truth of d matter is tht shes an angel, always quiet, 24 hrs smilling. Always in d calm side, loved by d whole class. Issues of marriage u also need to follow ur head nt heart all d time. Forget kenya issues. Pls as a mark of respect lets pray 4 her soul, let God take control cos she doesnt deserve all this

I think u and ur mum are right (as 80% of the weddings in Igboland the groom decides where to do it) . However while it will be hard for u to convince her (mum) is that both of you are not based in Onitsha.
I will rather suggest that you do a low key traditional in Osha, few family members in attendance(cos of xpense) , pay d bride price and now do ur white wedding in Aba. cos u r d man of the house thats d point shes trying to tell u and not that she wants to take over ur home.

Try also ask ur wife while she doesnt want the wedding to be in Aba? at least I have given you a leeway as per xpenses.

my Question is as the best passer, How many Goal assist does Mikel have this season in EPL? Lets get our statistics right, Yes I admire his general play this season, its has improved and superb. But kai his not the best passer in the league. Even Hudstenstone of Totenham is a better technical passer in terms of effectiveness

Please for the ignorants , read below. source imscouting.com. You can give sideways, back pass or go front but their are insices that qualifies one to be a good passer. Effective passing. Nairaland should not be for ignorants

Arsenal's Cesc Fabregas and Real Madrid's Ronaldo most effective midfielders in England and Spain


The midfield playmaker is a must for all top sides in the modern game.
The man pulling the strings and weaving the magic for his side requires cunning, craft, and creativity.
Good movement, vision and the ability to read the game are vital. Perhaps most crucially of all, though, the playmaker doesn't have to be a physical beast to take the game by the scruff of the neck. While energy is vital, the top playmakers run the match effectively using brains, not brawn.
IMScouting has compiled an efficiency report showing the impact of different types of midfield playmaker in La Liga and the Premier League, with Arsenal maestro Cesc Fabregas and Real Madrid star Cristiano Ronaldo topping the list.
The report calculates which midfielders in the English and Spanish top divisions are the most likely to score or create a goal. Weighing up the number of goals and assists contributed with the number of minutes played, Fabregas and Ronaldo are the most efficient midfielders this season in all club competitions.
Guile and style are essential attributes for the role, but nowadays the playmaker comes in different guises. And we have picked out six players, who all have something slightly different to offer in the role.
You can see the full report below as well as profiles of six of this season's top midfielders so far.
Each player highlighted possesses different strengths and skills which help to dominate the midfield.
You can see all types of statistical reports at the IMScouting Special Report section. You can also calculate your own reports at the IMScouting report generator, which creates instant comparisons of players and teams from every league in the world to help you better analyze the game.

The visionary playmaker: Cesc Fabregas
Club: Arsenal
Age: 23
Nationality: Spanish
Efficiency rating: Goal or assist every 56.3 minutes
Cards: 1 yellow
Think Cesc Fabregas and you think of one of the world's top players. Amazingly, Fabregas has won the European Championship and the World Cup and is still only 23-years-old. There is plenty more to come from the Spanish midfield maestro.
He is quite simply a superb passer of the ball and is one of those rare players able to dictate the pace and flow of the game. Fabregas is able to do so without being the most physically imposing of players. He has picked up a single yellow card this season and has shown that he can dominate the middle of the park without brute force. His ability to pick out a pass makes him a joy for strikers to play with and helps explain the four goals that he has already created this season.
In the last year, Fabregas has added a real eye for goal to his repertoire. Many midfielders influence the game without necessarily getting among the goals – not Fabregas. He has followed an exceptional 19 goals last term with 4 strikes already this season.

The free-scoring dynamo: Cristiano Ronaldo
Club: Real Madrid
Age: 25
Nationality: Portuguese
Efficiency rating: Goal or assist every 61.8 minutes
Cards: 3 yellow
If you are looking for a player to inject pace, dynamism and goals to the attacking third, Ronaldo is your man. His talent has never been in question, but he has progressed over the last few years from a promising, skillful winger to the complete attacking midfielder.
Blessed with pace when he has the ball at his feet, Ronaldo is more than likely to glide past several defenders. Even if his own close control and dribbling ability cannot find a route to goal, he has developed the awareness to pick out a team-mate. Ronaldo is the type of player who possesses the flair and imagination to change things on the pitch and an incredible 11 goals and five assists this season are testament to that.
Strong in the air, Ronaldo is a threat wherever he is. None more so than from free-kicks, which have become his trademark. His dynamic talent is symbolized by his very own unique free-kick style, combining exceptional power and bend with very little back-lift to leave goalkeepers with very little chance.



The in-the-hole playmaker: Rafael Van Der Vaart
Club: Tottenham Hotspur
Age: 27
Nationality: Dutch
Efficiency rating: Goal or assist every 105.5 minutes
Cards: 2 yellow; 1 red
It's proving to be nothing short of a remarkably shrewd bit of business by Tottenham boss Harry Redknapp snapping up Van Der Vaart just as the curtain was being drawn on the summer transfer window. With five goals and an assist this season, the Dutchman has been superb for Spurs so far and is a key component of their attacking play.
Van Der Vaart is a creative hub, who revels in his role just behind the front man, from where he drifts right and left, making him nearly impossible to contain . He is a smart and technically skilled player, with a brilliant first touch, fantastic finishing ability, deadly free-kicks and great vision for the killer pass.
Despite his Champions League red card, Van Der Vaart is a generally a cool customer, who relies on his technique, mental strength and determination to outwit his opponents. He is a real match winner.

The deep-lying playmaker: Jack Wilshere
Club: Arsenal
Age: 18
Nationality: English
Efficiency rating: Goal or assist every 153.4 minutes
Cards: 2 yellow, 1 red
A real gem for Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger and the player who could well make the Three Lions roar once more.
Wilshere is a clever, creative midfielder, who usually operates behind a midfielder trio. With maturity than belies his years, the two-footed teen can dictate the play from his deep position.
Although not an imposing presence physically, Wilshere stamps his authority on games using his superb technique, excellent vision and great footballing brain.
With a dribble, pass or late burst into the box, Wilshere can slice open the defence – skills exemplified by his Champions League goal against Shakhtar Donetsk and his four assists this season.


The free-flowing winger: Juan Mata
Club: Valencia CF
Age: 22
Nationality: Spanish
Efficiency rating: Goal or assist every 160 minutes
Cards: 3 yellow
A versatile, clever player with tremendous potential.
Mata is a left winger by nature, but his playmaking abilities make him equally adept as a striker and in every other offensive position.
He is capable of scoring goals and putting chances on a plate for his teammates due to his amazing speed, technique and high game-intelligence.
Mata can run the match from his position by his pure skill, and has scored once and provided three assists so far this term.
The young Spaniard is a real handful for defenders, with speed and dribbling abilities of very highest calibre.
He also strikes the ball sweetly and has great composure in front of goal.

What is so special about being born again before getting married. I just lost a girl I love and want to settle down with to their Church member all in d name that hes born again. The girl even confirmed to me that she doesnt love the guy but love will come in when they are married. The last time she came around she complained that my prayers was too short for her liking and I didnt know that I just felled an exam. I thought that Love, compatibility, understanding, maturity and God fearing(Sunday sunday church guy) is a key factor. But I was shocked.

Kunle A and Tbiasi wht r ur basis of saying d car is useless.?

Thx indie i appreciate

Please I have an option of buying Kia rio n Aveo Chevloret 2009 Models. Which is more preferable in terms of Nigerian context, durability, fuel consumption, second hand value, easy maitainance. Quick response will be highly appreciated

98% fraud on ATMS are as a result of ignorance, mis management of cards by card holders. Theirs a case in my bank where a senior lecturer in UI was threatening hell if hes money is not reversed. Lo n behold when the pix was printed it showd d man holding hes fone in 1 hand communicating with somewhere elsewhere.

On that point he started begging dey shd help him out.

The point of d matter is that if u r an ATM point, guard ur Card jealously, scammers only need to see the last 5 digits in ur ATM card  and also guess in Pin code and dats all. They dont need ur physical card to draw, they will use it to buy air time. Decline any help from any body or allowing any body near u y waiting to draw frm machine.

We all shd try n know ao all dis things work than making negative comments, any thing that has good side also has negative side and Nigerians will go many length to defraud rather than invent

The Girl is so daft that she is seeking undue attention. Any body that works in a bank(me inclusive) knew that marketers lie abt knowing the whole who is who in Nigeria for dem to land d job at point of interview.
Secondly if u  r not doing well in a product ur branch Mgr can re assign you to another dept he feels you will do better. She refused to adapt to change. She must be a bad dresser for her to be advised to dress smartly(and she took it the other way round).
Lastly y all these name calling. Beleive me The Mgr involved I knew him, a good gentlemen with class(Dresses well). I cant imagine him working with a dullard.
In as much Marketing is tough for all bankers, she is supposed to know wht is involved before applying for the job. Her husband should have opened a private business for her than all this rubish.

Pals l had a similar experience. My first intervw was with a Ist bank, i was doing so well and they askd me what l dislike about their bank, l replied d way some of their staff dresses. The nxt thing l heard is we will get back to u.

My 2nd was also with a bank in d last interview they started insulting my father dat he is a sec sch drop out, n d colour of my face changed and i lost it there.

My 3rd with a bank by then my cofidence level was so low and l needed jod badly. they asked me about Reconsoloditation n I just gave a cork n bull story. It was glaring dat l dont know what am there to do.

My 4th with Oceanic i did nt proof read my Cv. n got dumped out cos companies gives credence to details. Men by then my confidence was at d lowest ebb. I consulted people on how to get it right and it helped me

My nxt one is with the bank am with presently , I got their late filled with confidence, done enuf research n low n behold i came out tops.


My lessons: Do a very good research on d industly n company u want to work in. Know thier history , everything. Dont ever lose ur smile in d cause of an interview, Always say positive things abt the company when asked even if its glaring dat u r lieing. Then be bold, confident, do superb introduction when asked 'can we know u', dress smart, and never loose ur smiles.

Sorry guys hope its nt too long

Skye bank pays =N=3,000,000. Thats why they are always smiling and dont make noise

Hi, for your wife to be given #9000000 means that she is a marketer. Please their are ways to meet target which she must have learnt while in Skye bank training school than on the page of naira land. Skye bank targets are the best in the market. Let her work hard she will make it. Am about meeting my own . Skye will always be our begining.

l passed First Bank(twice), Diamond Bank, First Inland, Oceanic Bank and Eco Bank in a space of Three Months. With xception First bank, the rest is through gatecrashing, but they all dropped me during interview. First Inland and Diamond in the Final interview.
But today l am with SKYE BANK (gatecrashing also). Mates dont relent and continue to visit nairaland because its d best thing that happened to us youths.And you must gatecrash if you really need this.
Your life is not complete without a testimony

Please l will like to know the venue of first inland bank test this saturday in Lokoja, Kogi state

please sexyella will you be kind enough to give us the venue and time in lokoja.God will surely bless you

sexyella, please will you be kind enough to give us the venue and the time

please we wrotw in Enugu and did the intaview the nxt day.Since then we have been on suspence.Have you gone for the interview?

pls l will like you guys to forward d txt message to me so that l can come and gatecrash the test.You must be good in maths,current affairs,logical , Call me for Midnight 4 the low down (08063641721) about the txt.l passed it in Benin but could nt pass d interview.