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The moment i started reading the write-up, i knew it can't be in Nigeria.

How many Nigerian girls have their own apartment at 17?

WesleyPepper:
Nah Yoruba Dey talk, nah osu Dey get headache
Very funny people
Are Nwosus also interested in the titles ?

Get ready to go back to one of the 'O' states that you originally came from

givedemwotowoto:
There is a specific group of chameleons loyal a nameless former heroin trafficker who are the culprits here. The other day it was Bini market women they wanted to dominate.

I like the way the Oba of Benin gave it to her wotowoto

Kaa4:
Don't be angry. BAT knows how to play the game very well.

But seriously, have we at any time had a Yoruba as INEC chair in this country? So he is not misplaced!

Have we at any time had a president and INEC chairman from the same tribe before?

success1smyn:
You are not brainy, if you are you will know that Tinubu's supporters actually want Jonathan, Obi, Atiku, etc to all be on the ballot so Tinubu can have an easy passage.

The North won't vote for Teenubu if Jonathan is on the ballot.

EyeCumInPeace:
Imagine we are privileged to have someone who drinks tea and Bournvita with Baba God, and Nigeria is suffering like this.

Adeboye drinks tea with God?


Omo see levels


If everyone can be like me eeh...all the pastors in Nigeria will go into farming

They will soon give them white jalamia to wear.



Repentant bandits !D

PatientofYabale:
Single man spotted.. I can feel your pain bro. It is not easy

Is it your single?

Abi a man cannot single in peace again in this country

Putinofrussia:
You should be worried that Igbo ladies are running away from Igbo guys.They are now swarming all over Yoruba guys like bees.

Yea, the same way Davido was swarming all over Chioma abi?

Our women are fair naturally. They don't rub bleaching cream like some Yelo-bar ladies

yarimo:
Jubilations and celebrations all over rivers state immediately after the announcement

Jubilations and celebrations inside your parlour immediately after the announcement

When Jesus told his disciples;

"I am coming very soon"

They thought he was coming next year or the year after.


It's been more than 2000 years now





Nigerians wake up oooooo !!

Prigidypogodo:
Allah is powerless and cannot do anything to Isreal the God's people
hiohiohiohiohiohio

But wait oooooo......


Is Allah and God not the same entity?


Religion is getting more confusing these days

Uptheante:
She once made him happy & his mother aligned with her then.
She's no longer making him happy, another woman is making him happy, hence his mother will naturally align with the woman presently making her son happy.

She's only looking out for her son's happiness & best interest

So when will this circle of happiness and sadness be finally broken?

Maybe when she eventually dies

Don't forget that this same woman came to social media earlier to cry that Natasha has bewitched her son with benin juju

GanagiBitrus:
Anything wrong with the man alone footing the bills, if he can?

Look Bro, a woman can share in the bills out of NECESSITY or out of CHOICE.
But just know that as man, you are failing in your duties if you can not foot the bills.

I can see that you are a very SIMPle man


No offence

Uptheante:
A good mother is after her son's happiness & aligns with whichever woman that makes her son happy & fulfilled.

Annie Macaulay also made 2baba happy at a point.



Where is Annie right now?


Fear Women ooooooo

GanagiBitrus:
I didn't. It's you that didn't comprehend.

Let me break it down...

It is the duty of the man to foot the bills - Correct.

It is the duty of the woman to foot the bills - Wrong.

Nobody said the woman should foot the bills.

The argument is that the man alone should not be footing all the bills

APCNig:
This is what should be be done since all the years that Olusegun Obasanjo has been calling Atiku Abubakar an unrepentant thief. Same with David Mark and Peter Obingo who invested the state money into his family business and kept the people's money in his personal bank Bleep Bank.

Obasanjo too was a corrupt thief.

But you will exonerate him because he is from your tribe





And you will omit Wike and Gandollar because they support your party

Moniter0:
It seems you don't really understand Jesus and Christians then, didn't Jesus pray for those that crucified him to be forgiven? Jesus still loves the Israelis till date and will never withdraw his love for them. The gift and calling of the Lord is without repentance. Same way he loved us while we were yet sinners. Christians who have received the unconditional love of Jesus have extended same to the Jews because that's what Jesus did for us and that's his heart.
Do you know that Israel's unbelief was also an opportunity for Non-jews to know the true God and be saved? The time is coming when Israel will believe in Jesus and be saved too.

As for you, do you think Hamas like you? Your own Muslims reject you, Arab States, Egypt etc don't want to take "Palestinian" refuges, if they can do so to their own Muslim brothers what do you expect they'll do to Christians if they're at their mercy? If you call yourself Christian and support Hamas, go to Gaza and see what they'll do to you. Muslims that are treated harshly by their brothers run to Christian countries seeking refuge, but what Christians to turn against Jews.

You guys make it sound like the Israelis are going to make heaven even if they shit inside church

Especially that Mr Righteousnesss. I wonder why he has not relocated to Jerusalem

GanagiBitrus:
The man is the Bread Winner & so should foot the bills.

That doesn't mean the woman can not foot some of the bills, but it shouldn't be out of obligation or duty.

Are you aware that you just spoke from both sides of your mouth?

Fiscus105:
They will leave, but you will still have access to them, here or abroad, and your psyche of having children to bury you when you gone will be positive, your joy that what you work for, will be inherited by your blood his unquantified.

Oga you already said what i wanted to hear.

They will leave.

And they will have liberty to see you anytime THEY like, not when you like. You don't call the shots in their lives anymore. They are not under your roof.

Only your wife truly stays. Get that fact

If unfortunately your wife dies before you, then you will be lonely


Bitter truth bro.

mannobi:
Lagos before population surge was indeed beautiful and tranquim. Suddenly they came from their region and mess up everywhere

Are you referring to the Arewa people?


because na dem dey mess up everywhere pass ooo.

Plenty of them no get house for Lagos

diabeticdeals:
The loneliness that comes with being single at old age.

No kids, nothing. Well, he ship has sailed Sha.

Even your kids won't stay with you forever.

They will eventually leave your house, start their own families and live their remaining lives outside of yours.

It's only your wife that stays with you. And shee too will be old mama

Bitter truth.


I fear old age oooo

Dennisochampa:
This makes no sense....
U want me to swear that Davido and his father.. Their money is not clean??

Do you have any evidence of them doing anything wrong??

Have you seen either of them on handcuffs before??

If no... Then accept what they tell you unless you have proof and evidence of something different...

I don't know you but I guess one day u want to become wealthy. If yes... How would u feel if someone accuses you of wrong doing without proof

If you are 100% certain of what you said earlier, then you won't have any problem swearing that their money is clean money. Forget all this long epistle you are writing

givedemwotowoto:
Bees will take over the thread soon with Amaechi laptops. Just watch 🐝 🐝 🐝

Wait ooooo.!

You mean say Amaechi never still collect him lappy from them?

What is he waiting for naa

Dennisochampa:
Yes I am one of those bashing him because he owns those luxury at the expense of the masses just like every other corrupt politician out there.....

U can't be living off the blood of others...

With celebs like Davido, it's different.... His wealth is generational and not gotten by feeding off people

You are one of those persons who think musical artistes make their money only through music.

If you know what some of these guys put their hands into eh ...you won't trust any of them.

Can you swear with your life that all Davido's money is clean? And his father too?

DeltaOil:
God loves Israel, so becos of that the world hates Israel.

So if ur religion hates israel, it shows that ur religion is NOT of God.

In that case, we have two Gods......

1. The God of Israel

2. The God of other nations.

Dennisochampa:
Good idea... When you make your own money... Spend it all on charity... He's chosen to spend all his money on his wife.... We should respect his choices

Yes. But i hope you are not one of those who are bashing Dino Melaye for owning too many exotic cars

Dennisochampa:
His money
His life
His wife
His choices

Instead of saying he's wasting the money and all that BS, pray to God to give you your own money so you can use it wisely for whatever you want....

That being said.... God abeg give me enough money to be comfortable with my family, friends and loved ones and also give me some more to assist those in need....

This I pray in Jesus name and in name of all that is good and pure.... Amen

It's a waste.

Chioma already has many cars


Spend the money on charity instead

Mandate1:
Politics don spoil this award. Every year different criteria used to give award.

One year they tell u trophy is all that matters, and their year they tell u goals. Too many inconsistency. Since the year Sniejder was robbed, I lost interest in the award.

And I lost interest the year Ribery was robbed

casualobserver:
Did you know despite the civil war of 1967-70, people were still partying in the rest of the country like nothing was going on?

Nigeria was never a producer of wheat. War does not mean the whole country is affected.

Ukraine will not win this war, neither has Natasha. Pick your battles wisely.

Was that the argument?

Pls go back to school. It's not too late

casualobserver:
How is Ukraine doing today?


Choose your role models carefully.

Do you know that... despite the war ongoing in Ukraine, the country is still supplying wheat to Nigeria?

Choose your country carefully