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LORUZ nnem, ahu dim nma. abuja is cool. we r in a frenzy about yesterday's tribuna judgment. i jst dey tank God say d tin went dat way otherwise. kasala 4 dey o. bt we tank God say no lele. wats up wit ya ma sis. hope u dey gbadun every every. takia nnem oma.

LORUZ nwannem nwanyi, i dig u o jare. ihe n'ile n'aga n'anya ya. we bless God 4 little mercies. trust u're cool baby. all da best and congrats cos u've just won ma heart over.

mama, wat would av been without you? my mum is da best mum in d whole wide universe. do i talk of d daily prayers 4 my success n well-being? or is it d monthly supply of food stuffs 4rm home- garri ( 1 ghana-must-go bag ful), dried fish. platain, palm oil, or even d soup wey she cook upt inside flask come give me? as old as i am my mama still dey send me foodstuffs. or do i speak of d daily pieces of advice. she'll say " watever u do. dont 4get God ur creator, always be close 2 him, do not neglect him, always pray n hand over everytin 2 HIM in prayer' etc. so una see? my mama is d best. sue me if u tink otherwise.

wat do guys tink of the forthcoming DAAR IPO. i wan buy bt d fear of transcorp IPO IS D BEGINNING OF WISDOM. wetin una tink abeg. its opening on monday at 5 per unit.

. tank u all.bt i'm still pressing ahead wit her. i av a way of arm-twisting mu mum 2 get wat i want 4rm her, we actually have a strong bond ( u knw mothers n 1st-born sons). i go inform wen i get breakthrough. dat babe na my own 4 life. notin do us. tanks 4 ur posts though.

ok KASHIF, TANKS 4 UR POST. NA ONLY U TALK LIKE BETTER PERSON HERE. NDI BE ANYI. UNU EWELA IWE O BKIO NU. pls pardon my vulgarity. i actually went 4 a bachelor's eve n dos questions were posed there n i picked it up 4rm there. bt obvoiusly it didn't go down well here, make una no vex 4 me abeg. cos i be nwa-afo too.

i wonder wat i've done 2 warrant dis type of vituperations. i did a poser n una wan crucify me. tell me, is it wrong 4 some1 2 wanna knw wetin im no knw? egba mi o.

i tot i've posted dis thread b4. ok my igbo pple in da pls help interpret d following in igbo. try n say it aloud 2 urself first den post it 4 us:

1. HE THREW ME HARD ON D BED.
2. I WAS BORN HARD ON THE BED.

i'm mot marrying her 4 her looks. we've actually come a long way n i jst luv am. even if she gets "uglier" wen she as she matures which i dnt so, e no matter. d beauty of a woman is much more thatn the physical. its actually in the heart n character. if i tell u wat the supposed pretty babes don me, u go hala., kai! e get as dem do me, do me, do me. she's 4rm cameroun douala.n i'm sticking wit her. she'd everytin 2 me, una no go fit understand.
tank u.

umu nnem, all of una don try. d tin be be say d babe na from cameroun. so she's camerounian. all of una fail my poser, so i'l av my babe 4 keeps. bt d issue there is dat Mum prefers i marry 4rm "home" as in marry 4rm my state nt evn 4rm other tribe in naija dat i'm d 1st son n bla bla bla bt i send dis babe die n cant leave her 4 pple like solumto. i dnt knw wat 2 do. dnt wanna av a disagreement wit mum bt den wat? i'm tryn 2 arm-twist mum into acceptance cos i'll really love 2 marry dis babe. wetin una tink?

guess which culture she's from and u have her 4 a wife. for real. trust me.just try me n see. my word is my bond.

guess which culture she's from and u have her 4 a wife. for real. trust me.just try me n see. my word is my bond.

umunna ekele le unu o. ke ka unu mere? ejim aka na ihe nile na ga n'anya ya? ndewo nu. abum UCHENNA UCHECHUKWU, nwafo UMUOPARA-UGIRI, ISIALA MBANO na IMO. ya gazie nu o.uwa wu paw-paw.

i got mine last year too. bt its sad dat after all the hype abt it being d best and all dat, it was a bad buy 4 us all. d price just keep going down n down. transcorp is my worst buy ever. i jst don knw wats going on there.it made me 2 neglect the japaul offer and nw i'm licking my wounds. japaul is d best thing dat has happened to the nigeria stock market lately. we dat were apprehensive den n never bought it are nw regretting. so the moral is: put your money into anything "penny stock". u may gain, u may lose. jst like dey say "win some, lose some"

mercy johnson. pls if anyone here knows her, tell am asay i dey die 4 am. walahi talahi

dat guy was very natural and good. his jokes r always fresh bt nw wat? we've lost him. may his soul rest in peace.

u resemble obj more.

try my grandmother. she.ll make a 1derufl sugar mummy 4 u. trust me. she's 102yrs old bt very generous n caring. very rich too. so wetin u dey wait for, agbaya!

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i quite agree wit u, she is trying. shes a very good friend of mine, most of it all is that (SHES GOT A GOOD HEART)shes realy a nice person.
abeg busygal, hw do i contact mercy. i'm dying 2b her frnd. i fit give anytin 2 date her.act with despatch i beg u. over! do u copy me?

did u do? how many times?

single and still searching oh jare

i said it here dat MALI wil bundle us outta GHANA 2008, some said i took paraga, others said i be prophet of doom. now what do we have? SOOPER EAGLES don draw wit MALI n our fate nay their fate lies with IVOARY COAST nay DIDIER DROGBA. n d guys says he can't abandon MALI at this critical peroid say im wife na from MALI. POOR SUPER EAGLES, POOR PAPILO, POOR TAYE TAIWO, POOR SHITTU cos na only dem com ANC. WELL I GUESS THEY'D COME N START PREPARING 4 2010 ie if dey wan go oo.i think we'd quickly arrange a wifey 4 drogba 4rm naija say a CALABAR babe since na women im dey 1st consider pass men like himself. abi hw una see am. governor imoke over n out!

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A: The cricketer drops the catch, and the condom catches the drop

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A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both disappear at night.

Q: Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?
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Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
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7 qualities to be a perfect woman:
Beautiful,
Responsible,
Energetic,
Adorable,
Sweet,
Truthful
S elf-Organised
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Q: Who is a gynecologist?
A: He is the only fool on the earth who looks for problems in a place where most people find pleasure!

i saw in a vision where MALI beat NIGERIA silly and we were bundled out of d nations cup. i dnt know bt my friends say i'd see a doc say e fit be typhoid or malaria. some other guy say make i go see a shrink whle others say na true i yan. pls  guys help me beg Freddie Kanoute 2 vindicate me so dat these pple wil know i'm a true servant of , a good visioner at that.