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d truth be say dem don demolish were chaloo dey stay so him wan pack go village n deres no internet did i say internet? dem no get light 4 d place, so he cant come online again. 4rm his village 2 were u can get internet is abt N2,800. to n fro is N5,600. so its nt worth it. at least d guy has d courtesy of saying goodbye, which some of u big heads dnt av. Chaloo jare, take heart such is life, at least 4 villa dere is peace of mind. sai anjuma, ka emesia, odabo o

some of una say una go run, some dem go jaa, others say dem go dump n disappear, me i go jst remove, fade, delete watever. hiv no reach 4 luv oo. call me anytin u want

we wont stop u 4rm sleeping wit her bt be rest assured like some1 has said here, u also wil have daughters and trust me dey wil deflowered at 14. trust me. cos wat goes around sure does come around.old papa like u, all ur mates children dey pimary schl already. u dey here dey commit child abuse. it'll come back 2 u. chikena!

i go kolo. i go jst pack my bag n check out.i tell u. i'll go 2 panya n stay dere

i can give my lovely right arm for the colour RED. i jst love it.

sebi evervbody don dey tell u make u no do, pls dont do cos u're going 2 mortgage ur future wit it. help me look around and see anyguy wey dey sleep wit married woman hw im life be. no, dis is practical, jst look around n see hw dey end. MISERABLE. pls dear, DONT DO.

i got my MTN which i'm stil using nw for N17500 in may 2002.nw dat money fit buy 1 carton of SIMs.

na so crase take dey start o. u love ur cousin? u for kuku go luv ur grandmother make we know say d crase na big one. olodo, if u no get babe, abeg try any 'pay as u go' e better pass dat incest wey u dey contemplate

u tink say if u claim say u be virgin, babes go dey trip 4 u abi. chairman, find anoda tin talk abt jare.so 4 d whole agege nay eko, u no see any babe 2 cain, u come 4 our dear land dey tell us say u be virgin, ok be jumping up, u don win.me too, i be virgin n i'm 29, i ned a consortium of women 2 disvirgin me, hw abt dat. were ni e

abeg make una no vex. hw dem take dey do dis cingular call of a thing, me i wan know as una talk say d tin na free. make una educate me hw 2 use am, i use God name dey beg una.bt seriuosly speaking, i dnt tink dat tel. calls has alot 2 do wit feelns. i for 1 dnt dig 2 much tel. calls bt it doesnt say i dnt care 4 my baby. evn if she calls me on daily basis, i wnt be pickn d calls evry day. person get some oda tins 2 do wey pass calls nw.so weda calls on daily basis or nt d key word dere is ;does he love u?

angelz, wetin be ur own now? my d*ck is classified (P) ie for private viewing only. we were only asking Oracle 2 complete wetin im start.u know how they say it, "don't start wat u can't finish' finito!

oracle, U'd have completed the job by scanning a d**k probably yours alongside d flash drive wey u scan for proper illustration.afterall, what's what doing,they say, is what doing well. over 2 u now bro.

they both enter a hole.
they both remove their clothes b4 entering
they both can contact virus inside any hole (AIDS 4 d dick & any kind of virus 4 d flash).
they both have d capacity to store so many items (d dick can contain millions n millions of sperm while the flash can contain millions of bytes,
I could go on n on ,

this column is supposed 2 b 4 jobs n vacancies, wetin come concern tummy tuck with jobs?if u wan do do tummy tuck, what has that got 2 do wit d price of fish at Wuse market?if u like make u do dummy truck, ina rua na?if u never know wetin tummy tuck fit cause make u try ask Baba, im go give u insider info. by the way, wetin u chop wey make ur tummy dey protrude like balogun own b4?Answer me, answer meeeeeeeeeee!

KDK, d guy no ask u make u come tell us how much u dey ur driver or how much u dey spend in a day, if u like make u dey pay ur driver, 50ton, what has it got 2 do with d price of fish at wuse market?the guy needs advice whether or not he'd accept a 5k job, im no say make u come show us levels.my dear Iwalewa, it depends on the kinda job it is. some jobs have small basic pay, but generous other 'benefits', it also depends on other factors like transportation n the likes, so weigh ur options very well b4 u make a choice. but, in anyway, half a loaf of bread always dey beta pass kpof kpof.Q.E.D

for those nairalanders wey wan join Nigerian Police Force, dem don begin to employ o.check www.nigeriapolice.org or www.psc.gov.ng to download the forms. for me i wouldn't join the police for all the oil in Niger Delta & Saudi Arabia combined, not for all the Gold in South Africa and Ghana combined. anyway, wish u guys a successful carrer with the 'Olokpas'

me, I no dey for any yankee, i dey for my villa. im name na iteyadeshinuffiigomagba.

November 24 na my birhtday. abeg make una no just hala me "happy birhtday" make some thing follow am come. all da babes in da house, are u still there? if u're there say ' uhuh uhuh"

i call her 'anu mpama' and she calls me ' afo anu'.

if the chick no gree make u leave am alone now, na by force? 'filee!!! dont touch her!!!'

u fit bang until u drop dead, wetin concern me?

u fit Bleep until u drop dead . na ur body go tell u.if u fit hold body, make u dey Bleep dey go o jare

OLOROI OKO is good but i cant compromise any video for " if u help me see ego, make u tell am i don go, by djinee. that video is damn right goooooooooooooood

i think its absolutely wrong to sleep with ur partner b4 marriage.d bible is strongly against it. if una come begin do the thing b4 marriage, wetin una go come do after marriage. the fun begins from the wedding night, which i call "legal banging" d other one na illegal or 'thief thief banging', heard that one naim sweet pass sef, but then its wrong DONT DO.

you say u dey find black wife abi? dat place wey u dey black babes no dey? na so una just enter net begin dey mis-yan. how am i sure say no be from ajegunle u 4rm dey write. u just wan put our lovely babes 4 high jump cos say levels hard small 4 here abi?ma babies, make una no mind am oo, if im dey serious, im go dey real.anyway, how market?

shebi u don influence ur posting come abj, now u don dey complain. so what u see is what u get.all d otondo corpers go cope whether una like am or not. if okada no dey, una go trek now ,if dem demolish ur bunk, u fit come dey crash 4 my end. abi how u see am? afterall, under d sun or in d rain. anyway, how market?

dat test need make dem true true cancel am cos the kind Bleep wey follow that runs no be wetin person fit talk. they shld pls organise a better test, abi how una see am? anyway how market?

There's this babe that things got so difficult for, no job, no money even better bobo sef this babe no see.then there was this man of God that came to that town for a crusade, so this our babe come attend that crusade. so, after preaching, the MOG made an alter call for those passing thru difficult times to come and give their lives to God so that things go better 4 them, this our babe still show there come give her to God. time passed & things no come improve, in fact they got worse than b4. but it e come be say that MOG come return 4 another crusade in that same town and after preaching as usual, im come do alter call.and again this babe was there, he spotted this babe and was like 'excuse sister, i thot u gave ur life to God the last time i came here?' and she was like ' yes oo pastor, but i've come 2 collect my life back from God, the one wey i give am nothing come out"

there's this babe that things got so difficult for. no job, no good boyfriend, no money, walahi no nothing.then there's this man of man of God that came to that town for a crusade. this our babe come attend that crusade. and in that crusade she gave her life to God during the alter call with the hope of say things go better for am.time went on, no improvement, in fact things come worse pass as e dey b4.after some months, the MOG came 4 another crusade and made another alter call, everybody came out including this our babe, and the MOG was like " excuse sister, i thought u've given ur life to God the last time i came?' and the babe was like 'YES O, BUT I CAME TO COLLECT MY LIFE BACK FROM GOD, THERE'S NO IMPROVEMENT IN MY LIFE'!!!!!