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Hello...

Am a resident holder in dubai Uae...

I can help you procure any item of your choice at a cheap price both wholesale and retail...

Ranging from
I) Electrical accessories,materials and lightings...Chandeliers, wall brackets, Ceiling fittings, bulbs etc...

ii) Laptops and phones...parts and accessories...lcds, touchpads, batteries, casings etc

iii) Hairs...Human hairs, brazilian hairs, peruvian hairs etc

Iv) Car parts and accessories...both Underneath, interiors, exteriors, parts, accessories, electricals, lightings...

V) Male and female clothing and shoes...

Vi) Electronics, cooling systems and refrigerators...

Vii)Cars and car parts


Even if you found any online and wants me to purchaseit for you...Feel free to contact me because a journey of 1000 miles started in a day...


+971526591257(watsapp)
Ucheify98@yahoo.com

ellechrystal:
God forbid, I no fit get anything from u for my dna I rebuke it in Jesus name , Godwin

Story im na satan now...wey you dey God forbid am...I hear you

David chappelle looks like Ipledge...Go check

vikyno:
Hello house,
I want to verify if it is true that getting a job in Dubai is difficult during the Muslim fasting period. The guy helping me with my visa told me so and advised me to wait until the end of the fast.

Also, do one have to pay part of the ticket fee during visa processing?

NO!!!

For all your questions...

grandlexuz:
@ House: Please is there a possibility for self employment in Dubai? Can I start a moderate business there? How much capital would you advise as a minimum for a small business. Can I get an air conditioned self contained room to rent easily?(Not shared). What price will I be looking at? Is it possible to get at least a one year visa while in Dubai without a job at hand? Thanks!

P.s Can money legally buy me a residence permit?

Yea money can buy your residents but through a company...

I bought mine with money

ireneony:
lonliness is a disease, i can't help it again.
sometimes i may be happy with being single, it can be so frustrating at times.

note: am really serious, this is romance section and we are suppose to share our romantic life offline.
i dont care what any calls me...
haters should go hug a transformer.

So you wants to tell me that since you registered on Nairaland that you've not found a guy that Worth's dating out of more than 500k-1m hoomies..?

Smh for nairaland chicks...

Forming posh when not necessary...

Well,
We guys have all grown thick skin to the unnecessary feeling fly from chicks on here...

It's next to impossible to see a wedding thread of fellas that met their selves on this forum, just cos of the formings from the babes sides...

Now to your request,
you are pretty, be free to guys here and you will not see yourself lonely again...


Antagonists are welcomed...

Justfollowit:
I should be the one regretting the fact that I am following a moniker that makes excuses for a criminal. I am not surprised, I can't begin to imagine what exactly you are doing in Asia?

If you could pay my tuition fees, you do not have to bother your head about my welfarism in comparison to yours. One thing I am certain of is that I am very comfortable financially and health-wise and very relaxed in my environment or anywhere in the EU

My dear even if am a criminal...

You can not change me...it's my life...
At least you have not paid my dues for once...

Why can't you understand that this is world we are into...

Am an idiot...
Am a fool...

Was that a way to convince a criminal to change?


You are regretting following me my foot as if I have asked you of anything...

You calling me a criminal Na your mouth...
Thank God we just met on this forum and we have not talked face to face before...

Maybe in real life, I may be more accepted in the sight of God than you...



OK you claimed am a criminal...

Can you tell this honourable forum what I do for a living...


Just talking shit to someone you don't know from Adam to earn cheap fame and likes on this faceless forum...


You are a girl...am a man...


We can not live the same life...

If actually am a criminal I know you can not be able to stand and talk to me...


Dear don't let your tongue put you in trouble...


Regretting following me as if I care or as if I have quoted your post before...


I keep wondering what a cheap like will do to you...


Less I forgot check when I registered here, it's like 9 years now and had not had any issues on this forum... How many years do you think I need to prove my credibility here..?


I have noticed you "INNOCENTY"


Imagine what am doing in Asia, come to Asia first before imagining what happens here...



Nonsense attention seeker...

Swerve I have seen you...

You want me to leave like you my foot...

Justfollowit:
You are an Id.iot

Why the unnecessary insult girl?

Am an idiot...OK

Am a fool...OK

But why??

We have not met before...
We have not chatted before...

I keep wondering what I did that warranted the insults...

Last I checked I have not looked for your trouble...

I can feed you and pay your school fees...
Maybe we are not mates...

Why am replying you is just to show you that it cost nothing to be nice...

Am in Asia, you are in Nigeria... We are miles apart...


So your insults are futile cos I don't see the possibility of it crossing the sea and getting to this place...



Don't insult randomly just to earn cheap likes here or do I say fame and forgot so fast your manners...


I won't insult you cos it is mere waste of time...

I have better things doing now to waste my time observing your insults...


But I still keep wondering...Are you not that good girl I used to admire here?


Please am disappointed...Stop it, it does not tell good of you...




Night...

Justfollowit:
You are a disgrace to the human race

You can not be me and I can not be you...
So swerve abeg...

Who told you guys that Okwudili is a criminal?


Disgrace koh!
Disgrace ni!!

As if say na you dey feed me...


Your opinion doesn't matter in my life...
So no need insulting you...

Imagine the effrontery to call me a disgrace..?



Stup thin...Make I no insult you sha...

Dont know...

What concerns you on my matter?

ireneony:
go sit down dere

Na quarrel Ireneony?

Ok ooo
Never meant to be harsh babe...Abeg enjoy your day...

But insulting people aint good for you as a babe...

playboy19:
I was just about to add this before i saw you post. The OP in her celebratory mood forgot to add that the dude is a convicted felony in the USA and dude jumped bail and shiiit. He's like still wanted in the USA. So sorry to bust your bubble, your village igwe's son is a criminal.

And so fucking what Niggar...

You without sin...I have seen you casting your stone"

Stop hating friend...So yours will come to you...

If e easy to be a criminal why not try being one so to liberate your generation from the claws of generational poverty...Or do you like how they are suffering?


"You without sin first cast your stone"

ireneony:
na fashion
n i like am

Na Edo fashion...
I like am too...
E fine for your body...

Nneka123:
With my dad at the passengers seat, he kept correcting my mistakes, I lost my focus and almost hit someone

The next thing I heard my daddy shouting at me saying, "Nneka! Gbawa brake! " I started crying, but I noticed that if I was driving on my own, I drive better, and wouldn't have to impress someone by making a lot of silly mistakes, but now I be professional

At your age,
You want to tell me that you can drive?

Hope you dey fear God Nneka gbawa break?

Ireneony,
So damn a funny bae...
Na wrapper you come tye for your DP this time around?

Bae you no go kill us abeg...Fine gal

JigsawKillah:
I had known you were stûpid, just didn't know you're so far ahead in it

People with that your shape of head are always fools...imbe

BabaOshe:
Uchman!! Happy Sunday!!


You'd support our consensus candidate right?


Team_Tohpahz!


Empress Tohpahz--True Definition Of A Queen

www.nairaland.com/attachments/2390781_votefortoh23110_gifb2a7f0f297118e2d3115315d97f80c2b

My vote for her my man...

Nd to twaci too...

Trust you're enjoying your day?

Is nairaland for the poor?

Why dont you guys believe that a niggar can dole out 50k just to keep the fun...

I surprise for some broke asses...

Am just playing guys. ..

marieolae:
you're on the right path.

Ooh!

Cos you are happy...
Make I go carry ballot box...

VOTE KASHYBABY FOR BEAUTY AND INTELLIGENCY...


VOTE TWACI FOR ERUDITE SPEAKING...

VOTE BOTH FOR CHANGE IN NAIRALAND cos we don suffer for moderators them hands...

VOTE C

marieolae:

well who are you voting for this year??

Kashybaby and Twaci...Nani...ya

They should share my vote...

marieolae:

You can't control it!
You must say something
I'm contesting next year

By then it will be MRS nairaland...

Seems naijaboiy no want finish school fast...At least I have tried waiting for him...

tellwisdom:
Your papa don chop??

Mere looking @ our profile pics,
Who dem go ask that question?

Mtcheew

tellwisdom:
Another dejected bastard u can find on the street of dumagbo, eko idumota

Guy you done teyyyy for this forum noww!

You must have been grown by now...

Child's play and comments are not expected from you again now?

Do you need a toy?

Abi children play dey hungry you?

Grow some sense and stop disgracing your parents...

A fool @ 40!!!

Imagine playing with such emotional thread, instead of thinking of how to help the young man...


Better go and reread the guy's post and your reply...

Old papa youngy...

faith551:
Hello coward. Do we have a deal or not?

Guy take a chill pill...
Are you new on nairaland?
or Do you want to take over the talk show from cork( no offeinse)

smithsydny:
uch becarful bro not every is human as u think...so u just know how to make ur transfer aiit..safe bro

Thanks very much Sydney ( Namesake),

I sure knows how to transfer money online but the ecobank MasterCard am using here is surely killing me...

Can you imagine that I withdrew just 1700aed and it charged me 400-500aed at Emirate NBD bank?

So so outrageous and extorting...

Many many episodes that made me to have a rethink about changing my bank card...

monchouchou:
Uchman, what if someone collects it on your behalf and then proceeds to withdraw the money from your account? I believe it's a renewed AT card which will contain a new pin.

Please don't trust anyone with such sensitive matters.

Thanks Sis,

Never knew someone can withdraw my money just like that...

Cos I chatted with the bank and they changed/ sent a special pin to me before they could agree to release it to whomsoever it may concern...

but all the same thanks for the much love ...

I ve changed my mind...

Awoofawo:
You dey lecture the soon-to-be maga-mugu. The way the thing go do him, him eyes go clear like google-glass

Maga Mugu?

God dey see you ooo!

Hello house,

Please is there anybody coming to dubai tomorrow...

or
Anybody that will help me to collect my ATM card from Alaba branch and take it to the airport, give it to anybody coming to dubai...it will surely get to me...

I have informed the bank that someone will come and pick it up for me....


I will pay for this service please...

Mail me on Ucheify98@yahoo.com

or

+971526591257

Thanks guys...

KingTom:
Amu also out

How was ya day Doc?
Shey you had many Nyashies wey you inject today?

KingTom:
AMU not sure I agree with you

Whether it otu to be or otu not to be...

Amu out bro...