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KingTom:
It otu to be

Funny you guys...
It's OTU not to be

Chimerase:
no mind de mumu jare, he OTU knw dat kids dey for dis sextion and his frequent use of AMU is bad...amu disappointed in his mins3
He also OTU knw dat typing OTu is bad and it can warrant ban

Lol,
Chimerase baba...

Don't mind Kingtom...

But you OTU know that AMU out...

Amu out!

who come win abeg?

KingTom:
Uche! Amu disappointed in you, amu very disappointed, amu sure ua hands were sleeping when you typed this thing, amu surprised, you otu to have some sense, you otu to!

Kingtom,

Amu not Chimerase wey una dey drag Ggrin!
Amu not!!
Everywhere you dey find trouble...

For "Otu" own my hand no dey...

Chimerase come carry your guy comot for here before im collect...

Amu out...

KingTom:
Try amu! Just try amu!

Hahaha

Kingtom and im guy Chimerase...

Why anywhere wey una jam una go dey quarrell with that una AMU funny language...

Make una no dey try Amu dey funny always for here...

If una no dey drag woman, Na weed or money...


Funny dudes...
I cramp una style Bros them

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]You sef.

Abi she go trip for ugly people before? [/color]

You never see babe wey dey trip for ugly people? abi make we begin talk that one, make e turn to story...


I even wonder how ugly people looks like?

Macmilla:
Abro, na waa o. Hapunu wata a aka. If she wants to go back into her mother's womb, it's her business, not urs.

Ejim ya aka?

RomanZeus:
that's why u have 'K' leg

Sup Roman,
Hope you cool?
Niggar wouldn't like you talking to this bae like this man...This not woman wrappering, but she is just an exception... look well she gat no trouble, just here for fun...

You can do this for a brother... one Luv bro...

Vickybee:



For what?
Girlfriend? We have a reason for being virgin

Wife? I never reach to marry.

Stop underrating yourself bae OK...Most of ya mates are married, quit allowing your petit nature to keep deceiving you...


Never reach to marry my foot...
Nolunu ebe afu Na afomu...Tata bia ñuo ara...

Mhizizzy:
....

Sure sweet,

You alone here makes my blood pump so fast...


Hope you won't behave like most girls here, making it look as if a niggar talking to a bae is jumping off the cliff..?

Can I just get to know you better my sweet against all odds?

Hope a pm won't be that bad?
Please say something OK!

So adorable you are...

vichks:
Don't mind all these gold diggers here, love ko love ni, dm wan magarize oga @ d top

Be matured for once dude..!

What's bad with her professing her love to Seun?

Is she not a lady, abi Seun Na your brother abi Na you Seun go marry?

A times, I don't understand the level of immaturity being displayed here by you guys...

Wetin concern you on this? abi Seun never reach the age of making choice for himself?

Seun's chief defence minister!!

Attacking the poor babe up and down for wetin no concern una calls for proper investigation...

Na babes suppose dey jealous like this, no be guy like you...

Face your front and find your own babe...

Dats all...


Quote me and say shit if you like, I don't care...After all we are miles away from each other...

Am just playing Niggur...you know I love you...

Nneka123:
Mznelly

My Wifey...
I go soon come Nija come marry you...

If you like add (M) for your moniker, if you like add (transg)...

Soonest...

Get the Ashebi crews ready ooo...People like Mirexxx and Missclasssy(oya come finish me with big big grammar)...Lol
make Ireneony, Mznelly and what's her name again? What's her name again follow for the Ashebi crew ooo...

MzNelly:
Agapecharis, admit you'be been crushing on me.

Say the truth and let the Devil be ashamed

That's why you uploaded your dp recently, ba?

Small fine bebe...

Who taught you all these big big grammar wey you dey blow?

E be like say Na TOYIBAT secondary school Lekki you attended..?


Nothing do you...I like your gut(cos no gut no glory)...

MzNelly:

Writes like a foreigner...
Comports like a foreigner 2...
But
Profile pics...I comment my reserve...



Udo di...

Ooh!

Where are you guys..?
All gone to bed or whaaaat?

OK now!

Make I lock this thread so that when you guys comes around...you will all be stranded...

Never knew you guys dey sleep?

Itsorriat


Make I forgive una because of few babes wey I dey eye for here...

Cherryice
Nneka
Mirrexxx

and

Dechandel...


No string attached...

Actually!!

Don't I have friends here or what??

or

You guys wants to tell me that out of all this awards listed, I don't deserve any...Even the most reserved?

Huh odikwa risky!

I can't believe this!!

Well am not surprised..!

A lizard fell down from the tree and nobody praised him...What did he do?
He praised himself of course...

Well I ain't really begging for friends cos here in Asia, I gat loads of them but am just shouting it out loud and clear...

Haha! Odikwa risky!!!

Note: Am just playing nairalanders, you know I love you all...

mirexxx:
thanks

Your mum fine pass you...

smithsydny:
Bro am sorry 2say d way someof u guys act is jst out of it. Dis is sometin u knw vry wel one is tryn to make inqury nd instead of u 2help ur sayinh its a joke dis is sometin i took my time 2check. If thers somtin dats nt ryt u help
us out dan finding fault sir. Tell us wat u knw wil help d ministry. My bro frm ph city no vex o.

smithsydny:
Bro am sorry 2say d way someof u guys act is jst out of it. Dis is sometin u knw vry wel one is tryn to make inqury nd instead of u 2help ur sayinh its a joke dis is sometin i took my time 2check. If thers somtin dats nt ryt u help us out dan finding fault sir. Tell us wat u knw wil help d ministry. My bro frm ph city no vex o.

For the price you quoted yes...
But you have to meet this criteria...

Eligibility Criteria
Note: Applicant can qualify from any
one of the below criteria for UAE visa
application.
Mandatory documents
Original Passport for verification
purposes (Must be valid for more
than six months)
Passport Copies - Photo page and
Bio Page in colour & Profession
page, expiry and any other special
endorsement page
One Coloured Passport Size
Photograph (Indicate full name on
the reverse side of the photo &
PPT No)
Emirates Airline confirmed ticket
For Non-Nigerian Nationals -
Color copy of the valid CERPAC
and residence permit visa
Criteria 1: Travel Record
An applicant who has traveled at
least once in the last 2 years to the
UAE, USA, UK, Schengen countries,
Australia, New Zealand and Canada
or has a valid visa for USA, UK,
Schengen countries, Australia, New
Zealand and Canada.
Documents Required:
Pages in the Previous / Current
International passport exhibiting
the evidence of the travel / visa
stamped.
Criteria II: Financial records
Original letter from the Bank to state
that the passenger has a Bank
Account in Nigeria and that they have
sufficient funds for their stay in
Dubai. OR
Original Bank Statement (for the past
6 Months) with the bank seal and
signature and Salary Slips (with the
company seal and signature) of the
passenger OR The Company
Sponsoring the individual. OR
Security Deposit equivalent to USD
1500 (Refundable upon return and
after producing the entry and exit
stamp in UAE)
Criteria III: Invitation from immediate
family member residing in UAE on
family status
Valid for Spouse, Children below 21
and Parents above 60 years of age.
Documents Required:
Invitation Letter with a copy of the
labour contract attested by the
Emirates Commercial Visa
Section in UAE.
Marriage certificate in case of
invitation for spouse & Birth
Certificate in case of invitation for
children.
Criteria IV: Additional documents
required in below specific
circumstances:
For Corporate Clients ( Registered
with VFS) -
Documents required:
Introduction letter from the
company, 6 months salary slips, 6
months bank statements,
Company ID card (photocopy)
Student Traveling without Parents
NOC letter from parents. Photo
identity of Parents / Guardian.
(Passport/) Student ID card.
Hotel / Relative details of address
in UAE.
Hall ticket copy specifying the
date and venue in case the
applicant is appearing for an
exam.
Newly Married Couple: ***Incase
of the spouse name not endorsed
on the passport.
Marriage Certificate / Notarized
Affidavit.
Newly married couples traveling
immediately after marriage need
to submit NOC from parents with
photo id proof, Wedding card and
Marriage photograph of the
couple.
Important Information
Emirates regret its inability to
sponsor unaccompanied minors and
students. Dubai immigration will
consider applications from minors
and students only if they are
travelling with parents or close family
members.

Unibenstudent:
am dealing with it already..

If Nairalanders keep thinking this way...In near future to come all those miss/mr stuffs will be scrapped here...

Unibenstudent:
guy we must fight this injustice

That's the way things are in nigeria...Anticlockwise. ..


Deal with it bro

Unibenstudent:
what will it cost all romance-landers to have their face on their profile both male and female alike?
Seun how far don't u like that idea?

Faceless peeps having more likes...

Isorait...

ivyy:
Abi we don see you

We koh, we ni
Do I look like am seeking for attention?

NO....

I run modify my post because I checked you pics come see say you fine...make I no use my hand spoil my runs...

But you get bad mouth sha