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stupidity:
I and my main chick played the "truth and dare" game last night. So I asked her this question ""what is the craziest thing you have done with/to your partner??""

Her reply was "you don't want to hear it" I reminded her not to break the rule of the game. She started confessing that there was a day we were sleeping together, and I was snoring real bad, she couldn't think of how to stop me from snoring, she con chuk hand inside her Anus put am for my mouth make I lick. She said after she did it, I was licking my lips and stopped snoring.

Am sooo mad right now. I asked her severally if she's serious, she said yes.
Rub pepper in ur finger and finger Her

Right now, I wan do my own craziestest thing to her.

Make una tell me whether My plans make sense.

1. I wan go buy cucumber way be x3 of my dlck, the next time we want to gonk, I go off light then use the cucumber pound her toto. If she dey shout, I go tell her say na my penls, e don add weight, length and girth make she endure am.

2. I dey reason wankk(mostobate) inside drink/tea mix am well then give her make she drink. (She hates the sight of sperm not to talk of drinking it).

Any other suggestion is welcomed::

fexyrich:
What do guys really consider when calling someone a wife material?Guys can you marry a girl who cheaply allowed you to sleep with her on the first date??To me I think I wouldn't cos if I got her so cheap like that it means any other guy could also get her on his bed easily.My opinion tho..Guys what do you think?

luvtoyota:
Hi guys, I started dating this girl like 2months ago, she came to town for her IT, she is schooling in a polytechnic in Benin. I met her through a mutual friend. I liked her and we started dating. She is real pretty and Sexxy, the kind of girl I want to marry. I took good care of her. We had fun. Boy oh Boy. She is always chatting with friends on Facebook and Twitter and WhatsApp, so far I have given her 60k for her house rent, she also collected 48k and promised to pay back, she gave the money to her girl friend who has refused to pay back. I discussed marriage with her but she said she has other plans for now. She is 21yrs old. I do everything for her including buying pad, recharge card hair nails etc. She claims she hustle to pay her bills. Now she wants me to pay school fees, hand out, furnish her room etc. She was supposed to come to my crib for Christmas but she went to stay with her elder sister. IS THIS GIRL WORTH IT?

travelpoint:
He graduated from federal poly bida(HND), he works security job

spanishkid:
no one will touch my state and my region cos 40% of SS is of Edo origin.

searchiing4love:
[b]The best line of action for Nnamdi Kanu is to sign that DSS document denouncing Biafra so he can be released and reunited with his family. There is no way Kanu can defeat the federal government in the law court due to the charges levelled against him. He set up a treasonable radio to broadcast hate and propaganda that is capable of destabilising the peace in the country. He is also accused of setting up a terrorist organisation called IPOB with the sole aim of causing chaos in the country. I think it's time for mr Kanu to apologise to all Nigerians especially the IGBOS for dragging their name in the mud and causing enmity between them and other tribes. It's time for Kanu to swallow his pride, forget his fake hero status and start thinking about his wife and unborn child in London. Most of his supporters have already given up and condemned him to suffer alone in detention. Many of the Biafrans are living their normal lives and celebrating the festivities while Kanu continues to face trial. His closest allies remained in London and all they can do is shout and pray for his release on their illegal radio. It's clear that mr Kanu is on his own. His last bargaining chip is to sign that document and vow to embrace one Nigeria. He should be ready to sign an agreement with the Nigerian government that he will discontinue broadcast on that illegal radio station. He should also tender a full page apology to the Yorubas and Hausa fulanis on 3 national dailies for all the bad he said about them. This is the only way mr Kanu can smell freedom again. Treason is an offence that attracts capital punishment or life jail. I hope his lawyers are reading this for his sake.

God bless our United Nigeria .

United we stand, divided we fall. [/b]

100freekiss:
Maybe your uncle is part of the fraud. Or maybe his not and doesn't know what to tell you ; his confused and afraid of what your dad will say to him ; since the visa link was through him.


But wait a minute , don't you have the agent number? Or didn't your uncle give you the agent number.

If you don't have the agent number, then i think your uncle ate the money or his part of the fraud.

aminho:
Heaven

Drchristian:
South Africa

sobastical:
You shouldn't be asking how to send such message nau bros... just send a greeting then end it with 'hope you haven't forgotten me sir'

sobastical:
With this...I think that he's not a direct uncle and besides he's heartless sorry to say that.

Zizaboni:
COMMENTS MADE BY NNAMDI KANU
"Buhari is a shameless Paedophile and rapist....."
"Buhari is a Terrorist he should be killed....."
"Nigeria is a zoo and everybody living in that
Godforsaken zoo deserves to die....."
"Kumuyi should be stonned and dealt with thoroughly if
he comes to Aba for his planned
crusade....."
"The imbecilic Goodluck Jonathan is a disgrace to
humanity and deserves to be skinned alive
for handing over to an Hausa goat....."
"By the time we finish dealing with the animals in the
zoo, there'll be none left to tell the
story....."
"We are assembling weapons and we need some more
money to thoroughly equip our military
to enable us unleash mayhem on Nigeria....."
"Niger Deltans are cowards, we know what to do to
them. Akwa Ibom, Bayelsa, Delta, Rivers,
Edo and Cross Rivers State are our territory and anybody
who tries to oppose us will be
crushed....."
"All APC supporters are Boko Haram members, they are
the real terrorists, Chukwuabiama will
expose them all....."
"Buhari married his wife after raping her several times,
the records are there....."
"No Ibo man should attend any Church where the pastor
is a Yoruba man, they are criminals
and fools....."
"Ibos are God's children, others are children of the devil,
that's why we bear names like
Nwachukwu,Chidinma,Chinyere,Chibuzor, Ikechukwu
etc....."
"Nigeria should prepare for war, we are coming to
annihilate you, my secret service are already
studying the zoo and strategising....."
"It is either Biafra or death....."
Source: Video on Youtube
.....................................
....And gullible "biafrans" will tell you Nnamdi Kanu did
not do anything.
Hahahahahaha.

sobastical:
But don't relax as he said just keep calling texting and pinging till something reasonable comes out. But don't expect the whole 1m to be refunded..

100freekiss:
Uae employment visa takes only 5 working days to be processed

If it's 3months now since you gave them your money and yet no visa. It surely means that your money don go.

I think the problem is from the guy/agent in dubai. Maybe he used your money to solve one or two problems that he has.

I suggest that you mount pressure on your uncle to pressure the guy/agent to process a 90days visa for you, since the so said employment visa no work.

Because if your uncle tell the agent to refund the 1 million , he Won't. And he might even change his number because of it.

Don't worry you can get a good job with your 90days visa

lekansaka:
1million for dubai visa , u made a very big mistake, why u no just go ghana and get canada visa, sorry u ve been scam, sorry e , pele

travelpoint:
One million is on a high side. My friend did samething last year for 500k. The package comes with security job, accommodation. According to him his salary is around $400 if converted to $. Paying 500k or 1m to get $400 job is ridiculous. It might take you 4 to 5 years to save back the money. Anyway that is what our leaders turned our country to.

JustCare:
Then he should be able to refund the money. Don't dull... You're a hustler

Anasko:
http://leadership.ng/news/486321/2015-prophecies-never-occured

evieqi:
i havn't been in a relationship 4 a while now, but i think am ready now, so am lookin 4 a guy who's cool, cute, funny and cute(oops said dat b4),

ify84:
I know someone from Mozambique... Shd I recommend?

worry359:
Go and look your uncle in the eye and ask for your money back.
Has he bought a new car or something recently?

sobastical:
Just get in touch with your uncle not here cos he was the one that link you guys up..

searchiing4love:
If u hypocrites and Kanu indeed called Nigeria a zoo, why are u now depending on the judgement of the courts in the zoo to grant him bail I thought u all said nothing works in the zoo and the zoo must fall. So why crying that the FG ignored court ruling when that same court is located in the zoo bunch of confused fellas. Ur dilector will eat half done beans till he reach age 70. Useless man and gullible followers

omolami:
Despite Buhari slighting the Judges and disobeying Court orders in Nigeria, NIGERIAN Judges still dance to his body language to help subvert democracy. How can Courts in Nigeria be overturning elections as if its a play thing Does that mean Inec and Jega whom people celebrate now really did not perform creditably well? The spate at which gullible judges overturn PDP elections call for concern Imagine 20 house members removed in one swap, SS governors election overturned deliberately. Could it be agenda of APC in collaboration with NIGERIAN Judges to truncate democracy by way of one party. We are aware that Tambuwal and co had plans for APC to win all oil producing states, so that the party can steal money from there. Could it be Its the agenda these Nigerian Judges are pursuing along with Buhari? It's a shame that the judiciary despite being slighted and openly disgraced by Buhari could still not find its steps but still remain gullible such that they still go by his attitude? Where in the justice in Nigeria. It's a shame and it is unfortunate that NIGERIAN courts lack credibility.