₦airaland Forum

Since i became mature as a man, i noticed that I am colour "blind" when it comes to dealing with humans and i like it so.

But some people are still saying that mkpulummili is harmless?

Daddyseun1:
Due to the news on front page the man that beat his girlfriend till she died.

This almost happen to me, GOD saved me.
Last week my wife is ON, it started on Sunday so by Friday she will be Done,

At 5am on Friday I touch my wife, she quickly punch my hand away, it annoyed me. I tell her what was her problems. She says she's feeling pain. I reply her, it's now you will feel pain, but when u are asking me for money, u won't feel pain on your body.

That's where the problem started. She said all she as been asking from me. I haven't done any one.

That's where I get mad at her, I told her to pack her things and leave my apartment. I drag her bags. She push me away. I land her a slap, she was holding her face down, she get angry and started holding me dragging me on my trousers she didn't listen to whatever am saying. I land her a punch on her face,

This girl fall down, her breathing size. I run enter kitchen, carry water pour for her head continuously, bfor she came back me think say she dey act for me,

After 2days we settled I now ask her why do you act that way, she says she doesn't know when it happened

I have learnt my lesson, I will never lay my hand on her again.

Guys don't TOUCH/BEAT woman again. Na mouth them get. Them too fragile

how do i unread this nonsense bikonu ?☹️☹️

Op , beauty is in the eyes of the beholder not on the "beheld"

I know some whites that can give anything to kiss a lady with full African lips, yea Jay Zee's kind of lips.

Now i don't know any race with more curvy ladies than Africa.

I'm tryna say that your opinion is your entitlement but not objective at all

revolt:
I swear... missionary is still the best

missionary dey tire person quickest.

July could mean any July ooo it could mean July 2050. Nobi Nigeria be this again ? Las las na court we go go.

Penguin2:
Would you have said this if you saw Chukwuma, Chinonso, Ebuka as the names of the ship owners?

don't mind the yeye people fooling themselves

Seefinish:
Just as God helped me to survived Buhari s government so shall He help again to survive Bulaba's government in few months

only if you did not vote for him

blazepascal:
While walking along the street today, this particular man that was Putting on a slightly dirty corporate which was drenched with Sweats

Werey was shouting and advertising his Agbo products,"If you no dey Enjoy Sekxual Interkors again Papa and mama the Correct obonge helper dey here...Come collect Scatter Madam's Engine tonight"

I smiled to myself, as I walked over to Oga EMA's shop to buy Bread which I will use to download my Hot Bean's at home...

While I bought the bread I was still watching this man, as he was still advertising his Agbo products under the hot sun while he was sweating profusely

"Oga and Madam no commot this market without buying this product, Because the next Time u fit see me I fit Aso Rock... Better come buy this my Ogbenge herbal Drink Wey go make your body and system strong kakaraka...and you go strong kankwe!!!"

I kept on Laughing at this man from Oga EMA's shop "with the current Hardshíps of the country na who strong and don chop belefull dey get Strength to Knack"

I paid for my bread and headed home

Boom "I heard someone shout *2mins man stop there"
No my ears might mistaken,no it can't be me...who will call me that when I never had any Intercourse with any girl in this street

The voice came again “heyy 2 mins man na You I dey talk to!!!

I looked back and behold it was the Agbo seller, and it was obvious everybody was now looking at me💔

He walked up to me,and was Shouting with his Mc...“Country péople make una look this man well u go notíce say na Infeketion Dey disturb him life, see how he lean
Infuriated by his statement ,I gently asked this man "Why he was embarrassing me”

He went on and shouted "Mr Man talk your problem make I solve am...Your Prick dey itch you??
U dey get painful urination??
Shebi u no dey last 2mins ??

The last statement was Soo paínful to me that I couldn't stand it any longer, I looked around and all I could find was one empty 501 bottle, I took it and tried Bréaking it on my head just like lagosians do when they wanna show how angered they are, the man run for his life when he saw me lift the bottle,I landed it on my head to smash it,but the thing no break rather na my head break,and bloód started oozing out.

I covered it with my hand, and headed for home
I was doubled with pain
The Bottle I smashéd on my head by myself
And the Agbo seller calling me a 2mins man
And it was true all my Girlfriend's broke up with me Cox of my 2mins Interkors section 🙁
I reconciled with the Agbor seller the next week,and bought one of his herbal drink, I invited a girl over to my place after having the drink

And guess what
I cúmmed after 10sec🙁💔

chaii

thank your God that it wasn't a fanta or coke bottle that you tried to break on your head. Just thank God because you may still be at the emergency unit of a teaching hospital.

Na normal bottle of beer, i mean green bottle, dem dey take do that kain thing. Good luck next time

Purvan:
Hushpuppi was just a pawn in the game


The people that give him work are out there doing the real deal

Hush puppi is just a kid when it comes to fraud

Look at the likes of Bernie Madoff and Elizabeth Holmes

They're the real deal in fraud

hmmmmm you sound like a foundation class coach in fraud. I don dey fear you.

IconicR:
Anambarians are brilliant but same Anambra produced Obi, what an irony of life 😂

every body know say you dey kres

I'm still wondering why one of our great literally icon Professor Wole Soyinka once referred to one big wife of a big politician as "Shippopotamus" the thing taya me badly.

IconicR:
😂 I myself never liked the Obi . He's just a deceitful man.

who your like epp

Zxcvbnmghtr:
How can sex make sense to you when most of you can hardly last 2 mins.

Anyway, it is a million percent 1,000,000% obvious that we enjoy sex more than the male folks. I was told by a guy, and I have read about it too in so many articles that one of the best ways to maintain an erect pen!s during sex is by taking your mind off from the sexual intercourse so that your nerves doesn't send sex signals to your brain which will trigger you to ejaculate.

You can imagine. How can sex make sense to you guys

While we are enjoying every moment, having multiple orgasms, men are struggling to maintain their erection by killing their sensation. How can sex makes sense to you.

And if you choose to enjoy the sensation, the next thing is akamu....which most of you see as a sign of weakness. Herbal experts have exploited alot of you in the name of sexual enhancing drugs.

What I love most is an unending mouth action that leaves me useless in bed after countless orgasms. I don't so much care about your pen!s. Just give me good head and am good. Pen!s rarely guarantee orgasm but you see mouth action, it is 100% guaranteed.

Sex makes alot of sense to we women, wonder why you hardly moan during sex but we moan, even speaking in tongues from too much pleasure that makes our body convulse, shaking like some kind of electric current is passing through us, we squirt like a fountain.

Don't blame us. God blessed us with a part in our body which has no any other function except sexual pleasure called the clitoris. Sex naturally makes alot of sense to us. We are wired to enjoy sex, so many erogenous zones.

GOD WE THANK YOU FOR COMPENSATING US FOR THE PAINS WE GO THROUGH DURING LABOUR AT CHILD BEARING.

both of you made a lot of sense, i mean you and the op though you both come from different perspectives.
I must commend you two for your literally prowess. I enjoyed it

Hmmm if true then, i need one

gtassure:
Really! How?

you can reach me by my digits on my signature

FuckkMOD:
1k USD is 780k, which business of 780k value gives 78k daily?

If you are ready check my signature and watssap me, for a start , ie from the day you fund your account as a novice, i guarantee you $20 daily.

Nairaland mods, Hmmmm their own worse pass.
See why someone was banned for 9months, as if nairaland is now bad belle, or heaven

ZitaMall:
If it was a Nigerian company people won't sign up easily. We need to start promoting our own.

nairaland would have represented us very well if not for the nepotistic and tribalists nature that seun adopted here. Lass lass mature people don leave nairaland for badly brought up kids looking for the slightest opportunity to insult their grandfather and mother.

Ganasawa:
Jesus is the answer you need
All of this thing you are living it doesn't payooh
We don Dom before

so Which one are you doing now, let me know if we can do it, i mean you and i.

LikeAking:
Is sit at home agood dev?

Una too dey surport evil..

You Igbos should call a spade, 'a spade'..

I observed you guys defend everything about the Igbo race, weda good or bad.

so as you nobi igbo and you don't live in igbo land how does the sit at home becomes your problem

Nairaland mods jobs would have gone because Seun must have upgraded to the use of artificial intelligence on realising the damage they are doing

Miraculous321:
Lmao.
Bro, anything asides you as a human being learning price action will fall your hand.
Robot doesn't know when trend changes or reverses or is ranging or in a dangerous support or resistance zone.
It's just scalping.
What it knows is it's buying and it's selling.
Pray it doesn't catch you when you least expect

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I want you to give it a try as you sound knowledgeable on fx.
Its not the fx you used to know.

Download MTFE
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If you do that and i can tell you how to make money from it even without funding your account.

BabaRamota1980:
Ogbeni, stop splashing Aircraft fire and rescue truck up and down.

Those are not municipal fire trucks, they are aircract rescue trucks, to put out fire and rescue passengers. They are kept at airports.

Since Anambra is backward sha, you probably use yours inside the big village.

FAA has couple of aircraft fire trucks. Ziggler is just a brand, nothing special to the name.

then show us your own and stop this noise

post=124197296:
Show me state government in Nigeria that own New Z 6 Ziggler fire truck in Nigeria if not Anambra state, I'm waiting for your response

my brother don't mind the stupid haters . No state in Nigeria can boast of the quality of fire fighting truck of Anambra state.

The "ngabasi" of Anambra is beyond their level by far