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PoliticsRe: Leaked Document Of Mass Burial Of 103 EndSARS Victims By Lagos State Government by udede(m): 10:36am On Jul 23, 2023
YouAreFinished:
If this massacre happened in sambisa forest we'd feel some momentum. 103 people vanishes overnight in a cosmopolitan city like Lagos...they have no bodies,no friends or families,no co-workers,no neighbors,no pictures or videos sad. How can people be this gullible.
The day ipob got involved in this endsars was when I knew it was now about to turn into a clownery of ludicrous lies.
you were making sense until the IPOB living rent free in your brain interfered with your thought process. Maabunu (hope i got that)
FoodRe: How To Make Hotdog Bread At Home (Photos, Video) by udede(m): 10:00am On Jul 23, 2023
Me na hot goat I dey eat
PoliticsRe: Any Rerun Election Should Be Between Atiku And I - Tinubu Tells Court by udede(m): 9:41am On Jul 23, 2023
Tinubu will go like rotten tomatoes at the church bazaar in my town.

Auctioneer: one basket of tomatoes, kwee nu ya onu.
A disinterested buyer: 20 Naira

Auctioneer: 20 Naira going, going , going, gone. Buyer come carry your tomato.

Buyer: sorry i made mistake. Na 10naira i have.
Auctioneer: 10naira going, going gone.

Buyer: biko even the 10naira no dey.

Auctioneer: abeg carry dey go biko
FamilyWhen I Drink... by udede(op): 8:58am On Jul 23, 2023
I noticed that when i wake up the morning after drinking, i forget everything that happened yesterday day after i took the drink. Things like that supper I ate, my discussion with anybody etc ,
I taya when a girl that was eyeing me told me that she met at a bar one night and after drinking with her, took her to the car and f**kd the hell out of her. She thought i knew what i did or even remembered, i even thought she was lying untill she told me to ask my friend that went to the bar with me and i did .the guy confirmed it.
Guy i taya yesternight i took just 5 Bootles of hero beer and half cup of whiskey, boom . This moning i don't remember how i spent 10k untill one babe called me just now to thank me for dashing her some money.

It doesn't used to be like this with me or is anything the matter with me ? I used to drink heavily as a youth and still maintain but now i just don't abi understand, abi na JuJu be dat?

Is any body like that
AgricultureRe: Checkout The Only Animal That Has A Bulletproof Body And Nothing Can Penetrate I by udede(m): 7:01am On Jul 23, 2023
Psady:
Very rare creature, I would be happy to see one someday.
if the thing enter Nigeria, na meat
PoliticsRe: This Twitter Picture Got Me Laughing Hard by udede(m): 6:53am On Jul 23, 2023
I just hate this. What is the offence of the dog ?
RomanceRe: My Girlfriends Secrets Revealed by udede(m): 6:51am On Jul 23, 2023
Mad pipu every where
RomanceRe: Why Should A Lady Do This To Her Man’s Car? by udede(m): 6:48am On Jul 23, 2023
Candidlady:
The guy can still fix the car


I'd burn it and stand there till there is nothing left to fix

Most if not all men can be so annoying and frustrating
if na my car , i will throw you into the fire and make sure you remain there till you are completely burnt.
FamilyRe: Help No One Want To Marry Me But They Want Sex Because I Am A Single Mother by udede(m): 12:05pm On Jul 17, 2023
Go look for single father
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Has Committed Treason by udede(m): 11:43am On Jul 17, 2023
Mushmush:
We can only wait and see your premium tears. Peter Obi is can only become the president of Biafra people's republic.
For your your prediction about Peter Obi becoming the president of Biafra. I say Amen.
As for your premium tears, balablu bla is already crying out loud and clear that if he is booted out bla blabla bla blaaaahh
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Has Committed Treason by udede(m): 11:38am On Jul 17, 2023
MS247:
Turned were

Obi and SouthEast still came 3rd with Atiku flogging you guys
who gave you mkpulummili? Be sincere
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Has Committed Treason by udede(m): 11:35am On Jul 17, 2023
MS247:
Who was sworn in at the eagles square Abuja

Who leads the federal government and executive

Who represented Nigeria at AU and ECOWAS
clap for your self . You just made a point abi. Just wait and see.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Has Committed Treason by udede(m): 11:33am On Jul 17, 2023
MS247:
Obasanjo

Sonekan

Obasanjo

Osinbajo

Tinubu


Now which tribe is cursed which is blessed
the table hsa turned
PoliticsRe: Ohu Or Osu? by udede(m): 11:32am On Jul 17, 2023
The mods will see nothing wrong with igbo bashing. But no problem. We know that nairaland is already dead
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Has Committed Treason by udede(m): 11:27am On Jul 17, 2023
MS247:
Please humor me

Who is the legitimate President
fact is that Nigeria does not have one now
RomanceRe: Is It Proper For A Guy To Toast A Girl When She's With Her Mother? by udede(m): 8:56am On Jul 17, 2023
marvelck:
The other day, I saw a guy stylishly called a girl away from her mother, by pretending to be interested in the motivational book she was holding, just to toast the girl. I could see how irritated the girl felt after realizing what the guy was up to. She just couldn't wait to leave his presence and go back to meet her mom, who was waiting for her. What the guy did, got me wondering if its appropriate for a guy to ask a girl out in the presence of her mother? If you can't ask a girl out cos she's with her mother or older brother, there will always be another time, and another chance. So no need to be desperate about it.
many people are not normal again. The guy must be abusing some illicit drugs.
RomanceRe: Photos Of A Cute Couple Who Met On Nairaland by udede(m): 8:52am On Jul 17, 2023
Hmmm i been think say na only mad pipu full here. But that girl, that her smile for the second picture looks like she dey kres small
RomanceRe: Does Soaking Garri Actually Affect The Eyes by udede(m): 1:40am On Jul 16, 2023
Sacrosanct12:
Ahhh I remember the day garri nearly died me. At least once a month I drink garri. I'm not so much of a regular drinker.
On that particular day after settling down to soak my precious garri with enough sugar and milk. Normally I mix every ingredients together before adding water then start drinking almost immediately.
That day after mixing everything and pouring chilled water into the mixture I hurriedly took about 4 spoonful of garri down my throat. I didn't know the garri had other plans. It decided that it was on my throat that it will start swelling.
This thing start dey choke my air flow. It was at that moment I knew truly that oxygen was invincible. I had to pour water into my mouth but it wasn't moving down , held the water in my mouth for some more seconds before it started absorbing it. Some more gulps and everything crashed down into my stomach. My eyes red that day. Now I dey rinse my garri 2 times before soaking.
iragbiji garri. Na so e dey do.
Music/RadioRe: Which Musical Instrument Do You Love The Most by udede(m): 1:32am On Jul 16, 2023
I play the bass.
I really love the violin and the sax but i have not met some one to teach me
PoliticsRe: COAS Lagbaja Deploys Army To South-East To Counter IPOB’s Sit-At-Home Order by udede(m): 10:44am On Jul 15, 2023
SavageResponse:
Stop talking nonsense, your god MNK will spend many more years in prison for his crimes and there is nothing you can do about it.
Abeg. I was talking to human beings not you biko. Maabunu
RomanceRe: 36 Men Is 36 Body Counts And 36 Round From 1 Man Is 36 Times by udede(m): 10:37am On Jul 15, 2023
SavageResponse:
Will you die if you don't mention Tinubu's name in day?
BusinessRe: Naira Devaluation As Of Today (thread) by udede(m): 8:51am On Jul 15, 2023
Serious revolution is loading in Nigeria.
RomanceRe: 36 Men Is 36 Body Counts And 36 Round From 1 Man Is 36 Times by udede(m): 5:43am On Jul 15, 2023
Wetin Tinubu don cause for this country ein ?
RomanceRe: My Terrible Experience With Colorado. I Had An Ego Death by udede(m): 5:33am On Jul 15, 2023
sorosoke101:
You are a joker smoker that was why you could not different between normal and synthetic weirdos. Next time you your nose to smell it that's the number one rule for a true smoker. The smell of loud is different from Arizona, they all have their unique scents
inukwa akuko? Na so person go take his own money go buy kres,,
PoliticsRe: COAS Lagbaja Deploys Army To South-East To Counter IPOB’s Sit-At-Home Order by udede(m): 5:02am On Jul 15, 2023
No army wins a gorilla war with guns and bombs.

Release MNK and begin negotiation, is that one too difficult?
I'm loosing faith on this country.



The most stupid assumption of many Nigerians is that IPOB is keeping the East indoors. A heavy lie.


IPOB DOESN'T HAVE THE MAN POWER TO KEEP THE OVER 30 MILLION IGBOS RESIDENT IN THE SOUTH EAST INDOORS.


WHAT IS KEEPING THE SOUTH EAST INDOORS IS THEIR LOVE FOR MNK.

KNOW THIS AND KNOW PEACE
PoliticsRe: Joe Igbokwe Begs Tinubu To Release Nnamdi Kanu by udede(m): 4:56am On Jul 15, 2023
Josephine igbokwe. Talikng from all sides of your mouth will not change what we know about you. Maybe you are planning to come home for Afiaolu.
RomanceRe: I’m Shy Around Guys, How Do I Overcome The Shyness by udede(m): 4:44am On Jul 15, 2023
Effizybozz:
As I guy I'm always shy around my fellow guys cry I don’t know why, im trying to overcome the shyness is not just working huh huh I act a little bit feminine but not all that girly tho, I’m always shy that they will monk me or say something I wouldn’t like…

How do I overcome this shyness, it actually ki!!ing Me, im an introvert because of this. There are some guys I’m not comfortable around them, when I’m with them I want them to go, secondly if I see group of guys, I will be shy to pass there… if I walk into a place sometimes and I see lots of guys I will be shy at first, then when I look at their faces, the shyness will reduce a bit

What do I do? Is it normal.. I need advice please from

Matured minds only
something you can stop by smoking igbo. But must i teach you guys everything. Kids every where undecided

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