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Romance › Re: Sex Is Overrated - Writing From Experience. (Pictures) by udede(m): 12:38am On Jul 07, 2023
Zxcvbnmghtr:
How can sex make sense to you when most of you can hardly last 2 mins. grin

Anyway, it is a million percent 1,000,000% obvious that we enjoy sex more than the male folks. I was told by a guy, and I have read about it too in so many articles that one of the best ways to maintain an erect pen!s during sex is by taking your mind off from the sexual intercourse so that your nerves doesn't send sex signals to your brain which will trigger you to ejaculate. grin

You can imagine. How can sex make sense to you guys

While we are enjoying every moment, having multiple orgasms, men are struggling to maintain their erection by killing their sensation. How can sex makes sense to you.

And if you choose to enjoy the sensation, the next thing is akamu....which most of you see as a sign of weakness. Herbal experts have exploited alot of you in the name of sexual enhancing drugs.

What I love most is an unending mouth action that leaves me useless in bed after countless orgasms. I don't so much care about your pen!s. Just give me good head and am good. Pen!s rarely guarantee orgasm but you see mouth action, it is 100% guaranteed.

Sex makes alot of sense to we women, wonder why you hardly moan during sex but we moan, even speaking in tongues from too much pleasure that makes our body convulse, shaking like some kind of electric current is passing through us, we squirt like a fountain. grin

Don't blame us. God blessed us with a part in our body which has no any other function except sexual pleasure called the clitoris. Sex naturally makes alot of sense to us. We are wired to enjoy sex, so many erogenous zones. grin

GOD WE THANK YOU FOR COMPENSATING US FOR THE PAINS WE GO THROUGH DURING LABOUR AT CHILD BEARING.
both of you made a lot of sense, i mean you and the op though you both come from different perspectives.
I must commend you two for your literally prowess. I enjoyed it
Phones › Re: The Itel P40 Plus Smartphone Is A STEAL For Less Than 70k Naira by udede(m): 8:04pm On Jul 06, 2023
Hmmm if true then, i need one
Travel › Re: Nigerians In The UK Are Really Suffering by udede(m): 2:13pm On Jul 06, 2023
gtassure:
Really! How?
you can reach me by my digits on my signature
Travel › Re: Nigerians In The UK Are Really Suffering by udede(m): 12:47pm On Jul 06, 2023
FuckkMOD:
1k USD is 780k, which business of 780k value gives 78k daily?
If you are ready check my signature and watssap me, for a start , ie from the day you fund your account as a novice, i guarantee you $20 daily.
Politics › Re: Tribalism Has Finished Nairaland - This Is Serious by udede(m): 11:53am On Jul 06, 2023
Nairaland mods, Hmmmm their own worse pass.
See why someone was banned for 9months, as if nairaland is now bad belle, or heaven

Phones › Re: Threads Is Live With 5 Millions Sign Up In United States by udede(m): 11:37am On Jul 06, 2023
ZitaMall:
If it was a Nigerian company people won't sign up easily. We need to start promoting our own.
nairaland would have represented us very well if not for the nepotistic and tribalists nature that seun adopted here. Lass lass mature people don leave nairaland for badly brought up kids looking for the slightest opportunity to insult their grandfather and mother.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Any Lady Looking For A Discreet Fucckmate? by udede(m): 8:17am On Jul 06, 2023
Ganasawa:
Jesus is the answer you need
All of this thing you are living it doesn't payooh
We don Dom before
so Which one are you doing now, let me know if we can do it, i mean you and i.
Politics › Re: See What Happened In Katsina Today But Sit At Home Is Their Problem by udede(m): 7:52am On Jul 06, 2023
LikeAking:
Is sit at home agood dev?

Una too dey surport evil..

You Igbos should call a spade, 'a spade'..

I observed you guys defend everything about the Igbo race, weda good or bad.
so as you nobi igbo and you don't live in igbo land how does the sit at home becomes your problem
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Jobs That Will Be Extint In The Next 5 Years by udede(m): 10:42am On Jul 04, 2023
Nairaland mods jobs would have gone because Seun must have upgraded to the use of artificial intelligence on realising the damage they are doing
Investment › Re: I Won't Miss This If I Were You. I Have Never Seen Anything Like It by udede(op): 10:35am On Jul 04, 2023
Miraculous321:
Lmao.
Bro, anything asides you as a human being learning price action will fall your hand.
Robot doesn't know when trend changes or reverses or is ranging or in a dangerous support or resistance zone.
It's just scalping.
What it knows is it's buying and it's selling.
Pray it doesn't catch you when you least expect
You still have not realize what i am talking about, this is not you trading with any of the traditional robot, this is is the broker trading for you and remitting your gain daily. You don't even open the trading platform except you want to trade manually.

This Is the first broker to incorporate Artificial intelligence to their saver.
I want you to give it a try as you sound knowledgeable on fx.
Its not the fx you used to know.

Download MTFE
At the space for company code, leave it vacant. St the space for promo code enter my code 1891115
If you do that and i can tell you how to make money from it even without funding your account.
Politics › Re: Anambra Is A Big Village, Imo Should Be Face Of SE by udede(m): 5:45am On Jul 04, 2023
BabaRamota1980:
Ogbeni, stop splashing Aircraft fire and rescue truck up and down.

Those are not municipal fire trucks, they are aircract rescue trucks, to put out fire and rescue passengers. They are kept at airports.

Since Anambra is backward sha, you probably use yours inside the big village.

FAA has couple of aircraft fire trucks. Ziggler is just a brand, nothing special to the name.
then show us your own and stop this noise
Politics › Re: Anambra Is A Big Village, Imo Should Be Face Of SE by udede(m): 5:44am On Jul 04, 2023
[quote author= post=124197296]Show me state government in Nigeria that own New Z 6 Ziggler fire truck in Nigeria if not Anambra state, I'm waiting for your response[/quote]my brother don't mind the stupid haters . No state in Nigeria can boast of the quality of fire fighting truck of Anambra state.

The "ngabasi" of Anambra is beyond their level by far
Investment › Re: I Won't Miss This If I Were You. I Have Never Seen Anything Like It by udede(op): 5:37am On Jul 04, 2023
Miraculous321:
You need to know a lot about forex before making money there or else,you'll find yourself heading to the village
Bros its no longer like that. With this you only need to switch on your AI and make your money
Politics › Re: I Will End Sit-At-Home In Anambra From Today - Ifeanyi Ubah by udede(m): 9:14am On Jul 03, 2023
You wanted me to read your response but you started by insulting your father. . Abi ? Why couldn't you simply make your point without advertising your stupidity, I'm just surprised that you are even an igbo man. Very pathetic. Bros , oburo ka'yi si eme inugo ? Gbadaa na nke evlyn mobu Bank road jee rie utala n'ofu bottle hero k'uche gi di ya.
onumadu:
Coward.
The so called UGM don't really depend on their guns to operate, but cowards don't know this.
They use "means".
If you think that these vigilantes depend on those pump action guns, you are seriously mistaken.
In Igboland we say "ka ima nka ima nke ozo?"
How can a motley few seize the future of millions of people?
Where does such idiocy exist and progress happens?
The means they use to operate, do they have monopoly of it?
Oburo ego ka e ji agwo ogwu?
Can they outspend Nnewi people in acquiring voodoo?
Nnewi people have decided (vowed really) to reclaim our land and freedom, and these UGM will soon learn why the town is what it is.
Politics › Re: I Will End Sit-At-Home In Anambra From Today - Ifeanyi Ubah by udede(m): 5:24am On Jul 03, 2023
Hmmmmm the guns of your vigilante men in nnewi are no match for the guns of UGM ooo. AK47 and pump action no be mate ooo .
Investment › Re: Zip Codes Of States In Nigeria, Any Idea by udede(op): 6:29am On Jul 01, 2023
[quote author=udede post=124137627][/quote].
Investment › Re: Zip Codes Of States In Nigeria, Any Idea by udede(op): 6:26am On Jul 01, 2023
Wilson300:
I want to commit suicide because I'm the son of a nonsense nonetity
Investment › Re: Zip Codes Of States In Nigeria, Any Idea by udede(op): 6:17am On Jul 01, 2023
Wilson300:
I don't know why im a Mumu man
Romance › Re: Seeking Clarity: Getting Your Content On Nairaland's Front Page by udede(m): 3:15am On Jul 01, 2023
TO HIT FRONT PAGE.


1, hate on igbos
2, blame ndi igbo for everything wrong in Nigeria
3, hate igbos again.
4, call every igbo man a biafran secessionist
5. Write that igbos will never rule Nigeria.
6. Call Peter Obi a loser.
Romance › Re: Does The Dick Size That Deflowers A Virgin Affect The Length Of Her Womb? by udede(m): 3:08am On Jul 01, 2023
If your divk is touching her womb, then find a kitchen knife and do the needful or is that one too difficult ? Make person rest for all this children on nairaland.


On a serious note, some sex positions are not for everyone, your dick could be touching her cervice duo to how it was positioned. Meanwhile some ladies have very short vagina.
Investment › Zip Codes Of States In Nigeria, Any Idea by udede(op):
I'm interested in that of Anambra state in particular. There is yhis one was given as i was filling my PI KYC form i want to know if its correct though I've used it in Deriv before but now my Pi kyc is not going
Business › Re: What To Do To Make Money Online? by udede(m): 2:03am On Jul 01, 2023
This is simply mind blowing, could you believe that you do not need to know anything about Forex trading to make money now from Forex.

A broker has incorporated an artificial intelligence AI into his platform such nofice can just download the app, get registered fund their account, switch on the artificial intelligence once every day and make mad money. JUST LIKE THAT.



For your information i have traded Forex for many years from the days of Alpari and others so i know what I am saying.

You don't need any fore knowledge of Forex trading to make your money here.
You only switch on your AI once a day and make steady profit daily.

*Why I'm i telling you this*

1, i now have the chance to do other things, because AI is busy not me.

2, there is also money to be made by getting you to register, from first to third generation downliners. For those that are interested in downliners

My numbers are on the signature hurry before i change my mind


*HOW IT WORKS*
Remember that we are talking about a forex broker known worldwide, and one of the undeniable facts about forex brokers is that they don't pack up and run, even the two we have in the whole of Nigeria cannot run with your money because of the rigourous steps they take to get licensed

*Please carefully understand this* 👇👇

↔️ *From $26 to $60*capital , you will be earning $0.6 daily, that's $3 weekly, that's $12 monthly*

⏩ *From $61 - $200 capital, you will be earning $1.7 daily, that's $8.5 weekly, that's $34 monthly* .

⏩ *From $201 - $500 capital, you will be earning $5.7 daily, that is $28.5 weekly, that's $114 monthly*

⏩ *From $501 - $900 capital, you will be earning $13 daily, that is $65 weekly, that is $260 monthly*

⏩ *From $901 - $1499 capital, you will be earning $23 daily, that is $115 weekly, that is $460 monthly*

⏩ *From $1500 - $2000 capital, you will be earning $38 daily, that is $190 weekly, that is $760 monthly*

⏩ *From $2001- $3500 capital, you will be earning $43 daily, that is $215 weekly, that's $860 monthly*

⏩ *$3501 capital, you will be earning $76 daily, that's $380 weekly, that is $1520 monthly*

⏩ *$4001 capital, you will be earning $87.48 daily, that's $437.4 weekly, that's $1749.6 monthly*

⏩ *$5001 capital, you will be* *earning $127.87 daily, that's $639.35 weekly, that's $2557.4 monthly*
*Etc*
You can join us the links below
https:///IdkdVRt3p6BGewqeIFOa27
Romance › Re: See The Video Of The AI Robot In Abuja First Bank That Replaced Customer Care by udede(m): 1:53am On Jul 01, 2023
This is simply mind blowing, could you believe that you do not need to know anything about Forex trading to make money now from Forex.

A broker has incorporated an artificial intelligence AI into his platform such nofice can just download the app, get registered fund their account, switch on the artificial intelligence once every day and make mad money. JUST LIKE THAT.



For your information i have traded Forex for many years from the days of Alpari and others so i know what I am saying.

You don't need any fore knowledge of Forex trading to make your money here.
You only switch on your AI once a day and make steady profit daily.

*Why I'm i telling you this*

1, i now have the chance to do other things, because AI is busy not me.

2, there is also money to be made by getting you to register, from first to third generation downliners. For those that are interested in downliners

My numbers are on the signature hurry before i change my mind


*HOW IT WORKS*
Remember that we are talking about a forex broker known worldwide, and one of the undeniable facts about forex brokers is that they don't pack up and run, even the two we have in the whole of Nigeria cannot run with your money because of the rigourous steps they take to get licensed

*Please carefully understand this* 👇👇

↔️ *From $26 to $60*capital , you will be earning $0.6 daily, that's $3 weekly, that's $12 monthly*

⏩ *From $61 - $200 capital, you will be earning $1.7 daily, that's $8.5 weekly, that's $34 monthly* .

⏩ *From $201 - $500 capital, you will be earning $5.7 daily, that is $28.5 weekly, that's $114 monthly*

⏩ *From $501 - $900 capital, you will be earning $13 daily, that is $65 weekly, that is $260 monthly*

⏩ *From $901 - $1499 capital, you will be earning $23 daily, that is $115 weekly, that is $460 monthly*

⏩ *From $1500 - $2000 capital, you will be earning $38 daily, that is $190 weekly, that is $760 monthly*

⏩ *From $2001- $3500 capital, you will be earning $43 daily, that is $215 weekly, that's $860 monthly*

⏩ *$3501 capital, you will be earning $76 daily, that's $380 weekly, that is $1520 monthly*

⏩ *$4001 capital, you will be earning $87.48 daily, that's $437.4 weekly, that's $1749.6 monthly*

⏩ *$5001 capital, you will be* *earning $127.87 daily, that's $639.35 weekly, that's $2557.4 monthly*
*Etc*
You can join us the links below
https:///IdkdVRt3p6BGewqeIFOa27
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Deletes Twitter Thread After Calling Tinubu “mr President” by udede(m): 1:31pm On Jun 30, 2023
But is Tinubu a mrs president ?

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