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MS247:
Obasanjo

Sonekan

Obasanjo

Osinbajo

Tinubu


Now which tribe is cursed which is blessed

MS247:
Please humor me

Who is the legitimate President

marvelck:
The other day, I saw a guy stylishly called a girl away from her mother, by pretending to be interested in the motivational book she was holding, just to toast the girl. I could see how irritated the girl felt after realizing what the guy was up to. She just couldn't wait to leave his presence and go back to meet her mom, who was waiting for her. What the guy did, got me wondering if its appropriate for a guy to ask a girl out in the presence of her mother? If you can't ask a girl out cos she's with her mother or older brother, there will always be another time, and another chance. So no need to be desperate about it.

Sacrosanct12:
Ahhh I remember the day garri nearly died me. At least once a month I drink garri. I'm not so much of a regular drinker.
On that particular day after settling down to soak my precious garri with enough sugar and milk. Normally I mix every ingredients together before adding water then start drinking almost immediately.
That day after mixing everything and pouring chilled water into the mixture I hurriedly took about 4 spoonful of garri down my throat. I didn't know the garri had other plans. It decided that it was on my throat that it will start swelling.
This thing start dey choke my air flow. It was at that moment I knew truly that oxygen was invincible. I had to pour water into my mouth but it wasn't moving down , held the water in my mouth for some more seconds before it started absorbing it. Some more gulps and everything crashed down into my stomach. My eyes red that day. Now I dey rinse my garri 2 times before soaking.

SavageResponse:
Stop talking nonsense, your god MNK will spend many more years in prison for his crimes and there is nothing you can do about it.

SavageResponse:
Will you die if you don't mention Tinubu's name in day?

sorosoke101:
You are a joker smoker that was why you could not different between normal and synthetic weirdos. Next time you your nose to smell it that's the number one rule for a true smoker. The smell of loud is different from Arizona, they all have their unique scents

Effizybozz:
As I guy I'm always shy around my fellow guys I don’t know why, im trying to overcome the shyness is not just working I act a little bit feminine but not all that girly tho, I’m always shy that they will monk me or say something I wouldn’t like…

How do I overcome this shyness, it actually ki!!ing Me, im an introvert because of this. There are some guys I’m not comfortable around them, when I’m with them I want them to go, secondly if I see group of guys, I will be shy to pass there… if I walk into a place sometimes and I see lots of guys I will be shy at first, then when I look at their faces, the shyness will reduce a bit

What do I do? Is it normal.. I need advice please from

Matured minds only

Daddyseun1:
Due to the news on front page the man that beat his girlfriend till she died.

This almost happen to me, GOD saved me.
Last week my wife is ON, it started on Sunday so by Friday she will be Done,

At 5am on Friday I touch my wife, she quickly punch my hand away, it annoyed me. I tell her what was her problems. She says she's feeling pain. I reply her, it's now you will feel pain, but when u are asking me for money, u won't feel pain on your body.

That's where the problem started. She said all she as been asking from me. I haven't done any one.

That's where I get mad at her, I told her to pack her things and leave my apartment. I drag her bags. She push me away. I land her a slap, she was holding her face down, she get angry and started holding me dragging me on my trousers she didn't listen to whatever am saying. I land her a punch on her face,

This girl fall down, her breathing size. I run enter kitchen, carry water pour for her head continuously, bfor she came back me think say she dey act for me,

After 2days we settled I now ask her why do you act that way, she says she doesn't know when it happened

I have learnt my lesson, I will never lay my hand on her again.

Guys don't TOUCH/BEAT woman again. Na mouth them get. Them too fragile

revolt:
I swear... missionary is still the best

Penguin2:
Would you have said this if you saw Chukwuma, Chinonso, Ebuka as the names of the ship owners?

Seefinish:
Just as God helped me to survived Buhari s government so shall He help again to survive Bulaba's government in few months

blazepascal:
While walking along the street today, this particular man that was Putting on a slightly dirty corporate which was drenched with Sweats

Werey was shouting and advertising his Agbo products,"If you no dey Enjoy Sekxual Interkors again Papa and mama the Correct obonge helper dey here...Come collect Scatter Madam's Engine tonight"

I smiled to myself, as I walked over to Oga EMA's shop to buy Bread which I will use to download my Hot Bean's at home...

While I bought the bread I was still watching this man, as he was still advertising his Agbo products under the hot sun while he was sweating profusely

"Oga and Madam no commot this market without buying this product, Because the next Time u fit see me I fit Aso Rock... Better come buy this my Ogbenge herbal Drink Wey go make your body and system strong kakaraka...and you go strong kankwe!!!"

I kept on Laughing at this man from Oga EMA's shop "with the current Hardshíps of the country na who strong and don chop belefull dey get Strength to Knack"

I paid for my bread and headed home

Boom "I heard someone shout *2mins man stop there"
No my ears might mistaken,no it can't be me...who will call me that when I never had any Intercourse with any girl in this street

The voice came again “heyy 2 mins man na You I dey talk to!!!

I looked back and behold it was the Agbo seller, and it was obvious everybody was now looking at me💔

He walked up to me,and was Shouting with his Mc...“Country péople make una look this man well u go notíce say na Infeketion Dey disturb him life, see how he lean
Infuriated by his statement ,I gently asked this man "Why he was embarrassing me”

He went on and shouted "Mr Man talk your problem make I solve am...Your Prick dey itch you??
U dey get painful urination??
Shebi u no dey last 2mins ??

The last statement was Soo paínful to me that I couldn't stand it any longer, I looked around and all I could find was one empty 501 bottle, I took it and tried Bréaking it on my head just like lagosians do when they wanna show how angered they are, the man run for his life when he saw me lift the bottle,I landed it on my head to smash it,but the thing no break rather na my head break,and bloód started oozing out.

I covered it with my hand, and headed for home
I was doubled with pain
The Bottle I smashéd on my head by myself
And the Agbo seller calling me a 2mins man
And it was true all my Girlfriend's broke up with me Cox of my 2mins Interkors section 🙁
I reconciled with the Agbor seller the next week,and bought one of his herbal drink, I invited a girl over to my place after having the drink

And guess what
I cúmmed after 10sec🙁💔

chaii

Purvan:
Hushpuppi was just a pawn in the game


The people that give him work are out there doing the real deal

Hush puppi is just a kid when it comes to fraud

Look at the likes of Bernie Madoff and Elizabeth Holmes

They're the real deal in fraud

IconicR:
Anambarians are brilliant but same Anambra produced Obi, what an irony of life 😂

IconicR:
😂 I myself never liked the Obi . He's just a deceitful man.