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Business To Business / Re: Newly Found Shipping Agent For China Importers - Tested And Proven by Udoks(m): 6:55am On Nov 04, 2019
Impexp:
Contact us for procurement from china. We are very efficient and time conscious. Our rate is friendly.

Call/whatsapp; 08186116315

Are you based in China or you are a middle man?
Literature / Re: Transit - A Story By Ucmacanthony by Udoks(m): 12:10am On Aug 25, 2019
Grabs popcorn! grin

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Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by Udoks(m): 6:05am On Jul 19, 2019
donshady:
AMAZON GIFT CARD AVAILABLE

50*1

CASH RECEIPT ���

Check my signature.


Smooth deal with Donshady. No stress . Thanks
Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by Udoks(m): 5:27am On Jul 19, 2019
Thefxcharger:
$300 paxful btc available @350
Click the whatsapp link below for swift deal

You must feel like you are invincible o... They are talking about you and you are still posting and whatsapping people.

The idiot came to my WhatsApp, I knew who he was, I thought let me play along, offered a ridiculous price for his fake amazon card. Oya post receipt na, the kid said he can't post receipt because it contains the code. Ode, they must have used pen to write the code. LEARNER

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Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by Udoks(m): 5:07am On Jul 19, 2019
donshady:
AMAZON GIFT CARD AVAILABLE

50*1

CASH RECEIPT ���

Check my signature.


Please kindly let me know if this is still available
Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by Udoks(m): 2:06am On Jul 18, 2019
Payoneer Funds needed.

Clean USD always needed to US Bank Account. You give me dollars, I give you Naira!
Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by Udoks(m): 11:48pm On Jul 17, 2019
Verified and old USA paypal account needed.

Payoneer funds needed.
Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by Udoks(m): 6:44pm On Jun 27, 2019
PayPal funds available... All FnF

$170 @ ₦330/$

$2000 @ ₦335/$

$3000 @ ₦335/$

$1400 available at ₦335/$
Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by Udoks(m): 3:40pm On Jun 20, 2019
I am sorry, I quoted the wrong post.

Udoks:


Come and see if my rate is good for you.
Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by Udoks(m): 1:15pm On Jun 20, 2019
Baylam:
I need to buy a phone worth 900$ on amazon, If you’re capable of doing the check out.. contact me on WhatsApp via 09061251581

Come and see if my rate is good for you.
Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by Udoks(m): 7:46am On Jun 19, 2019
EmzyEno:
320$ PayPal funds available for sale too ....come and swallow

Chairman, long time... grin
Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by Udoks(m): 7:08am On Jun 19, 2019
Clean and godly paypal FnF funds always needed.
Payment is instant.

PS:
If you can't be patient for verification and due diligence, please let's not waste each other's times. wink
If you are afraid at the mention of popular escrows here, just japaa. grin

Minimum buy: $1000

Hit the link in my signature. Thanks
Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by Udoks(m): 3:54am On Jun 18, 2019
Legit man. We have just started. More deals

tpromise:



Come to whatsapp. I cant answer this question here.
Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by Udoks(m): 8:09pm On Jun 17, 2019
Phemmygbl:
$233 PayPal available at 320. Fnf

Have you sold?
Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by Udoks(m): 8:05pm On Jun 17, 2019
How much paypal do you have?

tpromise:
Buying Skrill Of All Sizes

Clean Paypal (FNF / GNS) available


Check signature for contact
Autos / Re: Pre-order Original Spare Part for your Vehicle Directly from the US by Udoks(m): 6:23am On May 15, 2019
*Do you want to buy stuff from the US? (e.g cars or bulk goods)*
*Do you have anyone who needs to pay tuition in a US school?*
*Do you want to fund your dollar Domiciliary Account?*



Contact me for any deposit into any USA bank account. *The rate just might be better than bank rates or anything you have been used to*
Crime / Re: Nigeria Police Killed 20 Yrs Old Girl, Shoot A Boy In Ajegunle - Rugged Man by Udoks(m): 2:11am On Apr 14, 2019
I said it before and I will say it again, if they make it a law that any policeman that kills an innocent civilian in any stupid accidental discharge no matter how stray they may say the bullets are, will have himself and all his immediate family members killed by facing the firing squad. Maybe then, all his family members will be begging him every morning before he leaves for work to be careful.

Guns and Bullets don't operate themselves, humans do. Or Unfortunately, in our case, animals.

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Celebrities / Re: American Lady Threatens To Report Ruggedman To FBI Over Alleged Fraud (Photos) by Udoks(m): 10:22pm On Mar 19, 2019
Someone scammed the woman using ruggedman's name... Very obvious that she was a victim of a dating scam. I had same experience last week when some idiot tried to use my paypal to scam a white woman. She emailed me and I told her what she almost got into... With her help and cooperation, we got the scammer. She was reasonable, unlike this woman here.
Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by Udoks(m): 4:42pm On Mar 06, 2019
Can Jarus be used as a trusted escrow please?
Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by Udoks(m): 3:16pm On Mar 06, 2019
I need... How do we deal? Check my signature let's talk


EmzyEno:
493$ PayPal funds available for sale at good rates only
493$ PayPal funds available for sale at good rates only
If we haven’t deal before come with your escrow

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Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by Udoks(m): 11:54am On Mar 06, 2019
$3000 PayPal needed

Clean funds only please.
FnF
Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by Udoks(m): 11:48am On Mar 06, 2019
How can we deal? Check my signature for my whatsapp contact

Adex5050:
I need $200 ASAP
$5000 Paypal fund Available for Sale with 5years warranty...


US Paypal


[b]Trust and reliability is our watchword
Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by Udoks(m): 3:33am On Mar 06, 2019
Legit, clean, godly PayPal needed daily in bulk quantities. Quote this message for business.
Music/Radio / Re: Efe - Far Away (Video) by Udoks(m): 7:45pm On Feb 06, 2019
If Wizkid or Davido sisngs this same song, with the same lyrics and beat, I am sure most people would have been screaming 'oh boy see JAM'... I am a musician (not an artist, just a musician and a lover of good music) and this is not particularly a kind of music
I like listening to (I prefer music with good 'music', the people who know what I mean will understand, and good lyrics. Not just beat and rhymes), but we should at least learn to appreciate people's effort. Most people just hate Efe, and nothing he does is ever right. It is well

I'll give him a B for Effort sha
Health / Re: The Ultimate Weight Loss Thread by Udoks(m): 4:03am On Jan 26, 2019
I know you’ve heard about accountability a million times, ⠀
But here’s why you need to listen this time. ⠀

Accountability is what you need if you’ve spent years trying to lose that stubborn fat on your own (and never actually succeeded…) ⠀

Accountability is what keeps you going when you don’t feel like exercising. ⠀

It’s what encourages you to eat extra veggies instead of extra fries. ⠀

It’s what makes you keep going when you feel like you wanna quit (again.) ⠀

I’ve seen accountability help women finally melt away pounds that were once thought impossible to lose. ⠀

I’ve heard those same women say, in disbelief, that they were sure they had a slow metabolism or bad genetics (turns out they didn’t.) ⠀

I’ve heard them say they tried to lose it on their own for 5 years, but never saw the scale go down as much or as fast as when they invested in a coach for accountability. ⠀

They always wished they invested sooner. ⠀

If you think this sounds unbelievable, you’re right. ⠀

It’s unbelievable to me that so many people try to do it alone, year after year. ⠀

My friends, are you ready to finally melt away those impossible-to-lose pounds? ⠀

Are you ready to fit into your favorite pair of jeans again, or rock a swimsuit confidently on the beach in summer? ⠀

If you're a career-driven woman who's been struggling to lose 35+ lbs of body fat for years, stop trying to use restrictive meal plans and supplements! There is a better way. ⠀
⠀ ⠀
I help people lose weight, not through restrictive meal plans or supplements, but by changing their habits (and accountability!) If this sounds interesting to you then it's possible that you might be a good fit for my weight loss coaching program. ⠀ ⠀
⠀ ⠀
Send me a private message and tell me how much weight you want to lose and what you've tried so far. I'll get back to you with whether it looks like we could potentially work together or not. ⠀ ⠀
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I have 5 spots available for February. Let's discuss!

And it's FREE for the first month

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Health / Re: The Ultimate Weight Loss Thread by Udoks(m): 6:52am On Jan 25, 2019
Do you want to lose weight, maintain the weight loss, and prevent further weight gain?

Are interested in a FREE 3-month weight loss challenge, starting this February?

Research has shown that accountability aids progress and good results when it comes to weight loss, so I am looking for people who will be interested in joining the group both on Whatsapp and here on Nairaland.

Please signify if interested, or you can fill the form at the bottom of this article
https://youngosphere./2019/01/24/the-smart-gameplan

Please, if you insist on dropping your details here, feel free. However I wouldn't if I were you. I look forward to hearing from and working with you.
Health / Re: The Ultimate Weight Loss Thread by Udoks(m): 4:52am On Jan 25, 2019
The thread aims to serve as a place for those who are willing to lose weight to draw motivation from and also to foster accountability. Those who also just wish to have a healthy lifestyle can follow along. It is FREE
Health / The Ultimate Weight Loss Thread by Udoks(m): 7:33pm On Jan 24, 2019
The SMART Gameplan

[img]https://youngosphere.files./2019/01/inkedweight-loss-goals_li.jpg?w=300&h=300[/img]

December 2017: In 2018, I want to lose a total of 60 lb by December (Yes, again, and I am gonna take it serious this time). By April, I must have lost 20 lb (a third of my goal). I will exercise more and eliminate junk foods from my sweet life. I will drink more water. I will blah blah blah…

December 2018: Well, I can’t kill myself. I will try again next year, I guess this year wasn’t ‘My Year of Losing Weight’. After all, the church’s theme for the year was ‘My Year of Abundant Expansion’, so who am I not to key into the Bishop’s vision? Next year, 2019, I am gonna lose 60, scratch that, 70 lb before November.

Fun fact: The abbreviation “lb” comes from the Latin word libra, which itself is short for libra pondo, or in English, “pound weight.” So this explains why the unit of pound weight is “lb” and not “pd” as we would have expected.

Have your weight loss resolutions turned to recurrent casual promises to yourself that you repeat and edit every other year? How many times have you decided, “I want to lose weight”, only to find out, weeks or months later, that you’ve gone back to the same old habits that either made you gain much weight in the first place or rendered your last attempt futile, that your enthusiasm is now close to zero, and you’d rather give it all up? Well, January is almost over, so tell me, honestly, how far? (winks)

Weight loss goals can be complex and daunting if not well planned and when there is not enough motivation so to do. Usually, this complexity can be simplified with setting up a structure that can help you achieve your goals, with adequate accountability as an icing to the cake. I am assuming that you already scaled the first hurdle, the decision to lose weight. Next is, how do you go about it? How do you measure your progress? How do you know when you’ve realized your goal? That is where planning comes in.

You must have, at one time or the other, heard about setting SMART goals. These are goals that are: Specific, Measurable, Attainable, Relevant, Time-Bound. It is never too late to be SMART.

This method can be used (and has been proven very efficient) for pretty much any form of goal setting. Just adjust it to suit your project. For now, we want to take the resolution, “I Want To Lose Weight”, and give it a SMART makeover, together.

SPECIFIC
Your goal needs to be specific. Rather than saying ‘I want to lose weight’, make it a little more specific, including a milestone to achieve. Say, I want to lose: 1 lb every week; 10 lb by the end of April; 20 lb by the end of July. Yours might be to lose 2 lb per week till you have achieved your goal weight. (PS: it is not advisable to lose more than 2 lb a week.)

Now, your specific goal becomes: “I want to lose 40 lb**.”



MEASURABLE
Taking stock of your success is also key to staying motivated. How will you measure your progress so you know when you’ve achieved your goal? If I lose 2 lb per week, it means in a month I would have lost 8 lb. So in 3 months I should have lost 24 lb. You just made it track-able. And every week, you score yourself to see how good or bad you are doing, because you have also broken it down into weeks. (PS: The safe limit is anything not more than 2 lb in a week.)

The new goal now is: “I want to lose 40 lb. I will lose 1-2 lb per week and track my progress each week on my phone/journal.”

ATTAINABLE
There’s no sense in picking a goal you low-key know you might never achieve. We live in an age where everyone wants stuff gotten done fast. It’s quite bogus to say I want to lose 50 lb in 3 months, it’s almost as unattainable as it is unhealthy. Have you ever tried to lose weight in the past? Evaluate your weight loss history – what have you managed to achieve in the past? Your new goal should be around, but not a strict rule, your known capabilities. Setting a goal way beyond this might be unfeasible. However, you are allowed to set a higher benchmark for yourself, as long as it is not too unrealistic.

Rather than deciding from the offset to get your weight right down into the healthy BMI range, why not aim for a 3, 5 or 10 percent body weight loss? Research suggests that losing just 5% of your body weight can bring significant health benefits. Of course, once you reach your goal, you can always set a new one.

At this point, the goal becomes: “I want to lose 40 lb. I will lose between 1-2 lb per week and track my progress each week on my phone/journal. I will then re-evaluate whether I want to lose any more weight.”

RELEVANT
Next, the goal needs to matter to you. What do you want to lose weight for? Perhaps your doctor has told you it will bring health benefits and could get you off your diabetes medication. Maybe yours is to fit into that beautiful wedding gown that your mum has gifted you or you just want to altogether be in good shape. Now this is the motivation part. Keeping this positive end-point in mind is crucial to staying motivated. I usually ask the people I am helping to lose weight to have a journal and on the first page write their motivation. Another option is to keep it as a part of your vision board (if you have one or know how to make one), putting it in a strategic position in your room where it can be seen as often as possible.

Our goal has now become: “I want to lose 40 lb. I will lose between 1-2 lb per week and track my progress each week on my phone/journal. I will then re-evaluate whether I want to lose any more weight. Losing weight will help me manage my diabetes, potentially bringing down my blood sugar levels and allowing me to come off my medications.” (Insert your own motivation as applies)



TIME-BOUND
Finally, every resolution needs to be time-bound in order to give it impetus. Decide on a reasonable amount of time to achieve your goal (1-2 lb a week is a common goal). Stick to your plans and timelines and ensure that each milestone synchronizes with the time set. I usually advise that you include the year so your subconscious knows that it is not another year’s August, but this year’s.

So ultimately we have: “I want to lose 40 lb by the end of August 2019. I will lose between 1-2 lb per week and track my progress each week on my phone/journal. After August 2019, I will then re-evaluate whether I want to lose any more weight. Losing weight will help me manage my diabetes, potentially bringing down my blood sugar levels and allowing me to come off my medications.”

SMART STEPS TO WEIGHT LOSS SUCCESS
By setting a SMART goal you not only give your weight loss journey structure, but also provide yourself with accountability and motivation along the way. Of course, setting the SMART goals aren’t the only keys to success in achieving your feat, and everyone could do with a bit of a helping hand. That’s where I come in. If you would love to belong to a group where you can be sure of accountability or motivation, feel free to fill the form in the link below, and in due time you shall be contacted and added up. This group aims to be meant for the serious minded alone and as such I’d appreciate that only those who are serious and ready join. I'd have asked you to drop your numbers here but it's for the sake of privacy.


https://youngosphere./2019/01/24/the-smart-gameplan



**If you are used to kilograms (kg) instead of pounds (lb), the conversion rate is

1 kg = 2.2 lb (approximately)
Celebrities / Re: Toolz And Tunde Demerun Welcome Baby Boy by Udoks(m): 7:04pm On Dec 15, 2018
Demerun ke? � � � grin grin grin
Business / Re: Kwik Cash Borrowing by Udoks(m): 12:23am On Oct 21, 2018
Nigerians and their mentality... This is someone's business... Created to solve a need... Lending out money without any form of collateral (except that you have to pay a high interest over a short term tho)... Yet some people wee stee gaan borrow without the intentions of paying back...

How will things work in this country? Someone even said "I was thinking of eating their money"... I am somewhat disappointed

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Crime / Re: ‘I Called Them Before I Have Sex With My Wife’; Man Hypnotised By Scammers. PIC by Udoks(m): 11:59pm On Sep 15, 2018
'I called them before I have sex with my wife??' What kind of confusing topic is this? Grammatically discombobulating.. Lol
Car Talk / Re: See How To Debadge A Mercedes Benz CLA 250 Or Any Car Brand by Udoks(m): 9:04am On Aug 23, 2018
Nice one, lemme gaan debadge my Toyota Corolla 2006 and rebadge it Mercedes Benz (insert latest model)... Lol... Because I deenor aff work... grin grin

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