I need cheap return flights from Nigeria to St Vincent between 17th and 22nd of September

Dude must have been a carpenter... Never mess with a carpenter's wife.. lol

Uprate ko, upvote ni... Awon eeyan Steemit.

So thunder excavated the tanks and arranged them okwaya? When will people know that thunder is just a sound?

Idiot... Something that the quality assurance people would have already tested for luminal patency... Virgin my left blokos

She could have used it to store some powder, or even cream... Bhet what do I know?

But his story says he left it to charge after picking the call na, so what's with the calling and charging?? ... Abi are my glasses getting weak ni?


Anyways sha, as long as na Samsung o, whenever e ready to catch faya, e go catch am... E no need call... Lol... I use a Samsungu and I have a mini pocket fire extinguisher always...

FrankNetter and all, please help.
I have a 66weeks exchange program to run in Loretto Hospital, Chicago, as soon as I get my Visa this month hopefully. It's an unpaid program. I am still a student. I am responsible for my accommodation and all... I am coming on a B1/B2. I know one isn't allowed to work with that kind of visa, but I also know that there'll be one clean thing or the other that someone could possibly do to make some extra cash, to keep body and soul together. I live a very comfortable life here in Nigeria, but I am aware that once naira cross go yonder, e no dey make much sense again... So I'd like to ask, is there anything one could possibly do there with one's free periods and days(cos there are days I won't have to report at the hospital)? And how does one go about it?

All those that came here to check the nude pic raise your hands so we can keep an eye on y'all... Lol

diportivo:
the stories are all over crime section

Thanks... I will go check it out

Aba is now a state?

A friend of mine just messaged me that she entered a 'one-chance' vehicle in Lagos this last weekend. I have always heard about it but I have never witnessed it (I never want to, LOL).
Anyone ever experienced it? Please what are the tell-tale signs of such vehicles (if there are any)? What does one do in such a situation?

PS: As much as we share in the pain of anyone who might have been a victim in the past, we'd also like to learn how not to fall a victim. Thanks

But how does one ask for permission to attend an interview without lying? I am asking for someone �

Kizyte:
First of all let's start with your grammar, I am 'a European' man.

What part of Europe do you come from?
Don't they teach the rules in vowel sound in the part of Europe you come from? a, e, i, o, u...

OP, no mind me, we here in Nairaland and criticism are like 5 & 6

You do realize that you are the one whose grammar is bad right?
A European is very correct... 'eu' starts with a consonant sound and is transcribed '/ju/', just like university and union. I am sure you don't/didn't attend 'an university', or do/did you?

Always check that log of wood in your eye before you remove the saw dust in another's eye

Something that Lagos traffic wee catch Bicycle... This modern keke NAPEP will be so stuck.
It had better be convertible, into an aircraft that is

I think they meant to write 81. She either held the numbers wrongly or the camera switched them. Nothing looks 18 in this mortal body...

On second thought, maybe she herself represents another digit...giving us 118 (I could be wrong sha, don't take my words for. Do your own research)

emilykang:
Why is his forehead prominent?

LOL, Why is yours not? (I have not seen you before , but for you to ask this question, I assume yours is not)

Whatever floats whoever's boat... We are in no position to judge. Most of the 'Judges' would probably do same too. Plus, it could be that they insisted he must have police protection. Ask yourself, if you saw Buhari walking about without any form of security detail, wouldn't you still be among those that will say 'eez like this president deenor like himself'. Even if he wanted to, they wouldn't let him, the country is not smiling, boys are so frowning.

N.B - I don't know the man personally and have no affiliations with him, I probably even do not know Buhari too (I just hear he is our president, LOL... OK I kid). I am just trying to say, let's not be too quick to cast stones on people because they are 'Men of God', and we think they shouldn't be doing what us 'humans' do. They are humans too.


P.S- was the tailor trying to sew Ebuka's style or do I need to get new lenses for my glasses... Cos if I bend my phone to one corner I see something like what Ebuka wore, but when I bend am go another side, e dey resemble raincoat. I am just asking ooo, for clarifications

OK, so he is now a what, cereblity?

When your friend is bigger than all your problems... And so wide, you can't get around him... Imagine him on the football pitch and they say 'form a three-man wall', only he can do the job...

If he deenor now recognise it, kasala wee now burst... Wife files for divorce as husband couldn't recognise her hand...
Trouble dey sleep jejely, ya going to tiku l'it.


On the flip side, it was cool tho... Very lovely

You forgot to add that it was scripted... And that it was supposed to be funny (so we can remember to laugh)

Try reading it like 5 times through, if after that you still don't get it then I am sorry I can't help your situation.

shankara7:
You didn't make any valid point. Are you aware?

I clicked on this thread to see if I'd see Medicine on the list, and I wasn't dissapointed. Then I started to scroll down to check people's comments (I usually don't read comments) about Doctors and the Medical Profession, guess what again, I wasn't dissapointed because true true Medicine in Nigeria has been reduced to an overhyped profession. And unfortunately hype doesn't pay the bills nowadays. Little wonder a lot of doctors are making their ways out of the country, even as consultants.

Some will say Medicine should be passion, not a money-making venture... You are so very right, at least for now, and until you discover that no one accepts passion as a legal tender. Tell them at your children's school that you are working for passion and see how they'd passionately ask you to go homeschool passion into your children.

Was the woman he slept with a baby? Why beat just one party?

So somebody cannor borrow ring in piss again? He was testing his friend's ring to see how it will fit him when he finally gets married.
People sef, eez it your not married?

I read 'See how SCIENCE STUDENTS receive lecture in...'

Who been dey record am?

Presidential candidate of KOWA party

taiyesoul:
Who is Ubi Franklin abeg?.

Something that I already answered NO before even opening the thread. See the exhaust pipe like half-smoked cigarette

I wonder if the young man ever had the chance of a normal childhood... While his mates are out there playing football, dude just be sitting on some chair, probably settling quarrels

Seriously, People pronounce video wrongly??

And yeah OP, please could you kindly give us a breakdown of how your moniker is pronounced?

I can because I trust my woman... She is even my personal accountant, helping me be prudent with spending.

However, if you want to be giving your 'someone' your card and you don't trust them, but you want them to think you do, lol, you could get a utility card from your bank into which you can transfer any amount of money you want withdrawn or used. That way, you can keep both your love and your money... I have the card but I rarely use it except when I want to give it to any other person.