This is very serious if it is not doctored or the boys not coarsed to make the statement.


1. They were or are still Saraki's boys.

2. They got the morale to carry out the operations because they felt powerful haven been working in that capacity.

However, i don't see Saraki's involvement entirely in the robbery case.

He can be accused for equipping the boys for taugery, which is not a strange act amongst politicians during elections.

Also weapons for the robbery was provided by ex police officer, will they also blame the police or hold IGP responsible for that?

The boys just took advantage of their position, to perpetrate atrocities possibly to punish their masters for a demand not met.

Because I don't get it. Why will they go for robbery with such connections at their disposal?

*I NEED YOUR OPINION PLS*

Christian sister got pregnant and the Church decided to discipline her since she was not married.

When the elders of the Church met and interviewed her, she told them that she has stayed and remained in the Church for several years and no one is marrying her and she is getting to and approaching the age of menopause where she can't get pregnant even if married.

So after reading some Christian medical journals on this issues, she decided and did artificial insemination since she too wants a child. She tendered both the medical journals and the medical documents that showed that she has done the artificial insemination from a reputable hospital.

The Sister is pregnant without committing fornication nor adultery with any man.

*NOW, COULD THIS BE A SIN?*

Kindly give your reasons for your answer and if possible back it with Scripture, so dat we can learn. You may wish to send to your Christian friends and see their position on the matter.
What's your position?

Not this.

I just need need a bank that will give me a loan...




And leave me alone.

derealj:


Which ethnic group is that and I hope those Languages are not dialects?

Nope, I also know a certain community that the men speak different language from the women though they understand each other. Cross River sha

Who are we?

Lisanet intergrity & technology Ltd.

Where are we?

Cross River and Ebonyi. Our head office is at 52 Ikom/Cal highway Ugep.
We have paypoints at Ugep, Idomi, Akpet Central, NKO, Assiga, Itigidi, Ediba, Usumutong, Afikpo, Okposi and Ukawu.

We have in mind to reach out to Obubra, Ajaso, Iwuru, and Ikwo this quarter.

What do we do?

We render quickteller & agent banking services to communities that has limited access to banking facilities.

What do we want to do?

To adequately fund existing paypoints and open 4 new paypoint as we're now getting more patronage.

How much do we need?

Only 2 million for this quarter. Can come from one or 2 investors.

What are the terms?

5% of invested amount for 12 months, and a complete refund of invested amount after 12 months.
Or
10% of invested amount for 20 months without refund of initial investment.
Whichever suits you.

Do i stand a risk of loosing my money?

Every business is a risk, in this case however, the company is responsible for your money and bears the risk for you. You'll be indemnified incase of any mishap.

Can i invest above the amount mentioned?

Unfortunately, No you can't. That's just the amount we need for now. Also we only need one or at most two investors.

Who do I contact?

Udumo, Samuel Obeten
08066016141. Director/manager.

Investors from either Cross River or Ebonyi will be preferable.

Ok by me, just pair him with another bullet like Donald Duke. Then sell them out to Nigerians and see the magic.

Ironically, the name "Obono" means native doctor. I'm not surprised that it will have an implication in the present govt.

castancassy2:
Dankwambo is d best candidate for PDP but he is not popular in the southern part of Nigeria and he is not buoyant in terms of cash that can match Apc's cash. Because of this, I think Atiku should b PDP flag bearer. He is popular both in North n South.

Then get a popular southerner to balance the odds. Dankwanbo/Donald Duke won't be bad.

wiilly02:
Those steps up there won't work for me...I guess i will stick to my old method....
Weaken the mind and the body follows suit!! ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS THINK AND THINK, LET YOUR THOUGHTS RUN WILD, REPLAY AND REITERATE EVENTS THAT HAPPENED DURING THE DAY IN YOUR MIND, PLAN OUT FUTURE CONVERSATIONS...KEEP GOING TILL YOU LOSE TRACK OF WHAT YOU HAVE GOING ON IN YOUR MIND. BY THEN YOU'D BE SOUND ASLEEP...

This often lead to seeing yourself in the dream doing thoughts.

Tlontin:

I'm interested

1. What we do.

We render Agent banking services to rural communities or urban with more population than the bank in the area.

We however, charge customers for our services, depending on the amount of transaction.

In withdrawal the customer withdraws with his/her ATM card via the POS we'll give you, customer is debited and you're credited instantly, you give the customer equal value of money and charge from 200 to 500 naira.

In deposit, the customer gives you cash and you transfer from your account to destination account, customer give you cash value and you also charge 200 to 500 depending on the amount.

You can also transfer from customer account to 3rd party account etc.

You just keep circulating money and getting incentives outta it.

By the end of the day if you attend to 50 persons for instance, you get nothing less than 10,000 or above.

I'm interested how do I start.

1. Make sure you have a location that will be suitable for the services. Not all location will sell. Look for places that has financial activities with no banks close, or typical communities with presence of workers and retirees with no bank.

2. Send a mail to lisanet.intergrity@yahoo.com indicating interest to open a paypoint in the location.
We will do a market survey to check if that location will be appropriate. Then approve of your location if it meets all requirements.

3. We send you a form you fill and submit online.

4. You pay 50k which will cover for your terminal download and upgrade, Agent fee and training which can be done online.

5. After setup, you pay 50 naira per transaction flat rate.


What more?

1. If you don't have sufficient capital to handle your customers, we boost your capital to a reasonable amount as our agent.

2. We supply you deposit slips and receipts for entries.

3. We organize awareness campaign and do the advert for you in your location.

4. We give you prompt update and feed back as we include you in our watsaap group.

5. We give you opportunity to invest or open more paypoints and employ staff that you'll be responsible for and much more.

If you're still interested, call or watsaap me on...

Mail me at udumosamuel2014@yahoo.com to get my contact.

Tlontin:

Nice write up and full of wisdom. Thanks boss but if you read again what I wrote up there, probably you wouldn't need to write all this, even though I read it keenly and learnt from this write up, I would need to disassemble what I wrote up this, if u read the part that I said construction contract are not something you would always get everytime, having said that sir one will need to sustain himself when there's no work available.bringing in new innovations deals with money sir, and person wey chop na him idea fit stay for him belle. Read again sir and share if u have any other ideas.
N.B what you said up there is an eye opener for me though. I'm gonna work on it. God bless

Join us at lisanet. We will give you a quickteller POS with instant value for services.

With a good location and that amount at hand, you can render Agent banking services and make good money.

Happy birthday

Come, who took this to front page?

There is an ongoing crises at Itigidi in cross river.
The fight is as a result of Cattle that the fulanis claimed was killed by Itigidi people last year.

So as at yesterday, police arrested the community chiefs to that effect. The youths protested chiefs arrest and took their protest to police station, beating up police officers and depleting their vehicle tires.

Police signal Dss and they started shooting at at random when they arrive. They were shooting in the air at first, but the boy were still adamant and started throwing stones. At that moment I knew trouble is brewing, so i ran away far away.

As at yesterday, 1 was recorded dead. A mortuary attendant and chairman aspirant. He was at the mediating b/w the boys and police initially, can't tell what led to him been gun down.

Will update later with pictoral evidence of scene. Couldn't stay yesterday to take pictures as bullets were flying.

edgeP:
Dankwanbo and donald duke combo......................................... I I I I I I I I LOOOOOOOVE IT!

My thoughts exactly. Pairing these guys will be great.

This Sani of a guy interest me more than all the senators. He's always practical.

sarrki:


I beg , I take God beg you

You hear shay

Clear off my mention

Bro, now I see you're really angry, I was just following your various posts since the Benue incident and it was so unlike you.

Did you lost somebody in the recent killing?

Author: P.P. Bliss

"Man of Sorrows," what a name
For the Son of God who came
Ruined sinners to reclaim!
Hallelujah! what a Savior!

Bearing shame and scoffing rude,
In my place condemned He stood;
Sealed my pardon with His blood;
Hallelujah! what a Savior!

Guilty, vile, and helpless, we,
Spotless Lamb of God was He;
Full redemption—can it be?
Hallelujah! what a Savior!

Lifted up was He to die,
"It is finished!" was His cry;
Now in heaven exalted high;
Hallelujah! what a Savior!

When He comes, our glorious King,
To His kingdom us to bring,
Then anew this song we'll sing
Hallelujah! what a Savior.

MissJoy29:
Praise to The Lord,The Almighty, The King of salvation.
O my soul Praise Him for He is my rock and salvation.
O ye who hear, now to His Temple draw near,
Joining in glad adoration.

Others include:
*Now thank we all our God
*O for a thousand songs to sing
*Praise God from whom all Blessings flow
*O God our help in ages past


I thank you Lord for 2017. It has only been you.
*O worship The King
*

You must be an Anglican or Presbyterian following your choice of hymns.

Treash:
Oh God our Help in ages past, our Hope for years to come.... I can't remember the rest lyrics again o， somebody hep.

Our shelter from the stormy blast
And our eternal hope.

2. Under the shadow of thy throne
Thy saints shall dwell secure
Sufficient is thine arm alone
And our defence is sure

3. Before the hills in order stood
Or earth received her frame
From everlasting thou art God
To endless years to come.

4. A thousand ages in thy sight
Are like an evening gone
Short as the watch that ends the night
Before the rising sun.

5.

I believe people are playing politics with power (NEPA). For instance, I've lived in Calabar, i know the light situation, but during this carnival period it's constant. How did it happen? If it can be like this this period, it can always be.

In Ebonyi, there is regular light at the headquarters and other smaller communities.
But in Afikpo a town next to Abakaliki in size and population no light.

The worst case is that when it is month end, they'll bring the light like twice, go round with ladder forcing people to pay bills. After that moment, the light is gone for another month end.

In my street particularly, we've contributed money about 3 times to fix transformer. I was beginning to think they're doing it on purpose to extort money from us. Even when a pole fell, it wasn't raised until we contributed money for NEPA to raise it. Yet we pay outragious bills.

Tell me if this is not Corruption.

At a time the community got angry and decided not to pay, until light situation improves. But the situation got worse and they were forced to pay all accrued debt before they're connected to grill again. It was Maria who helped out.

Now we haven't seen light for like 2 months, they're here again with bills. Tell me if this is not witchcraf

I just got cured of one nasty rash, same point. Now I wish I was still suffering from the ailment.

There has never been anything that gave me much joy and delight. Even though it's gone I still scratch to find the feeling.

Oh my, that feeling can make one... �

No best bank, all banks are thieves. Use to think first bank is better after i ran from access. I realised just this morning that they also charge without alerting. Their case is worse, Access will at least alert you.

What kind of bank charge over 2k for account maintenance? Dem the paint the account? And that is after around 4k for stamp duties and 3k for sms. And dem still dey charge 51 naira for every inter bank transfer o,

This people are taking us all for a ride. I'm going back to piggy banking idiots.

Lifted form my facebook page in response to a friend.

Re: Tithe, Tithing, Tithers.

Yesterday a friend (Isu Mmuka) wrote an inspiring piece about Tithe and Tithing. Much as I agree with a number of her stance, I however, wish to take a different stand in her opinion that Tithe is a privilege and optional.

Tithe is both a PRIVILEGE AND AN OBLIGATION.

Refusing to pay your Tithe is serious a sin as refusing to pray or praise.

Prayer, Praises and Tithing (Offerings) are the three major ingredients of worship.

The first time Tithe is mentioned in the scriptures is at the time of the patriarchs, during the dispensation of conscience. At that time, man was without the Law. (Gen 14:20, 28:22). This means Tithe was inherent in every righteous man.

Tithe was then given as a law to be a constant reminder of a practical way to honor the Lord.

I wish to state clearly that the purpose of Tithing isn't just to provide food in the house of God or for priest in the old testament. The purpose of Tithing is first to honor God in acknowledgement that all you have is actually His and you're given back a certain percent "first" to Him as a symbol that He has your all. (Lev 27:30-31).

"Tithe is only a symbol offering to demonstrate that we are giving to God our all". This is why it is limited to the tenth number, a number of wholeness, of completeness.

Jesus also in the new testament didn't condemn Tithe, He only affirms it. (Matt 23:23) Jesus admonished the pharisees and scribes as much as they pay their Tithe, they should practice Justice, show mercy and have faith. They shouldn't do one and neglect the other.

The principle of Tithing demonstrates that our dependence for life is on God. It reveals that our acknowledgement of God surpasses all other. It informs where our priority lies or to whom our loyalty is.

If you remember God first and give back to him first of whatever you get, it indicates you think more of God than yourself or other things and this is true worship.

When you only remember to pay your Tithe later on, after you've used whatever you got for other things or in other ways, you only obeyed the law, you haven't honored the Lord, such Tithe isn't even worth paying. The essence of Tithe is you remember God first anytime you get anything.

Tithe is also different from charity. Charity is a Christian virtue and can be practiced anytime and anyhow.

But Tithe is sacred, it's what you give to God.

All Tithes must be paid in the house of God, particularly where you receive your spiritual admonitions.

There is also no point paying your Tithe if you haven't surrendered your life to God. Ironically, you you do that by giving your heart which is only a part of your whole body.

Just as the heart which is a part is given to represent your whole life, so is a tenth given to represent your whole substance.


It's Udumosam2014 again. Saying pay your Tithes.


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iDROID:
When I say Argentina you say bastards.

ARGENTINA!

BASTARDS!

Now, all I need from Nigeria to complete my evening is one more goal to complete my evening. The current scoreline no bad but a 4 - 2 win go too sweet.


NIGERIA FOR THE WIN!

Modified: Nigeria 4 - 2!

I dey celebrate with you for this end sha, you deserve am.

Olutola88:
People say there are 1001 profitable businesses to invest in, but the only problem is capital. As far as I am concerned most of the people in this category just blab as they might not even know what to invest in when such capital comes their way. I have asked for business ideas on this forum before now but it is so pathetic that I didn't get something outstanding.

This time around, I want to be precise, maybe that will help.
1. I am a Banker (my schedule is tight)
2. I need a business that requires not more than 1Million naira as capital
3. A business that can fetch me a PROFIT of 4k per day(say #100,000 per month). I am sure I'm not asking for too much
4. I want a business that requires little supervision as I won't be on ground most time.

Note; scammers, don't bother trying your luck on this thread cos if you do, you'll wish you never knew Nairaland.

Thank you.

If you're still searching I got a proposal for you. You're guaranteed 10% monthly with your capital intact.

You can also decide where the business will be and who to manage it on your behalf if you have trust issue.

YourWife:
Pls I hope FCMB will just crash! Useless bank, with very useless charges!
How can a bank be charging me daily for all the credits made into my account? Saying it is stamp duty... While First bank and Diamond bank don't charge me!

Reason I stopped doing transaction with my access bank account. I was charged over 4k on weekly bases for stamp duty ie 50 naira for every deposit made into the account.

I just quietly removed my money and stopped using the account for any business purpose. They still kept debiting me till now, even when my account statement is - 3,240.80.

I'm contemplating deleting the account number from my phone so I can't remember it again.

Do you have a million or above? Is 10% monthly for a start okay with you? Are you in any of these states Cross River, Ebonyi, Abia, or Rivers?

Then, you can be part of us or just invest.

It's a legal business. No sales of product, just services. No risk involved.

PM me @ lisanet.intergrity@yahoo.com for futher details. This opportunity is open for one person at a time.

Do you have a million or above? Is 10% monthly for a start okay with you? Are you in any of these states Cross River, Ebonyi, Abia, or Rivers?

Then, you can be part of us or just invest.

It's a legal business. No sales of product, just services. No risk involved.

PM me @ lisanet.intergrity@yahoo.com for futher details. This opportunity is open for one person at a time.

I'll simply carry him dawn and remove the table from there. If the TV is not high enough I'll take it higher to be sure he can't reach it again.

Carry that thing and dive into a river, remain under water for 2 minutes. Appear in a different area from where you dived in. If the bees is still able to trace you, take five or more friends to repeat the exercise.

If it didn't work try fire. Roast the Bleep outta the bees or look for a way to trap them in a net they can't excape from and use sniper on them.

If after all these the bees still dey your hand, then the juju don pass scientific diagnosis and solutions o. Just goan start confessing your sins to the sender.

Who tell una say na jakie apiah be dis? Abi na me no know her again?