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Business / Re: What Type Of Business, Can Someone Do With N2m by udumosam23(m): 9:06am On Sep 18, 2019
I have an already existing business that require funding. We can partner and own this business together.
Politics / Re: FG Has Spent N2b On Projects In Cross River, Says Rep by udumosam23(m): 8:07am On Sep 10, 2019
Why am I so angry with this news? Is it the same Cross River where I am or another Cross River? Why are this people like this? Imagine the amount been mentioned. They've just mortgaged the future of this state for nothing.

Those projects are only a sham.
Politics / Re: If You Are The President Of Nigeria What Would You Do To Settle The Xenophobic ? by udumosam23(m): 7:42am On Sep 10, 2019
Pull out all Nigerians in South Africa. Send away all south Africans in Nigeria. Use MTN Nigeria shares to compensate elites and professionals, govt compensate others.
Family / Re: What Is The Cost And Procedures For Adopting A Baby In Nigeria- Lagos? by udumosam23(m): 6:16am On Sep 10, 2019
ireneidiva:

You guys were sleeping together without family planning. What did you think the result would be? A yam? Now you want to suffer the poor baby. Oga carry your cross abeg.


grin grin grin yam ke, I started withdrawal method after she removed it. I thought I was good at that. I tried condoms too, that stuff makes me look filthy as it only brings along thoughts of immorality.

Yea, it's my cross I know. But I don't have to be nailed to it naa. Just looking for escape route.
Business / Re: In What Business Can I Invest #1,000,000 And Get A Profit Of #4,000 Daily? by udumosam23(m): 8:03pm On Sep 09, 2019
Emzeymanuel11:
Tell me more about the pos business and its commission package

What we do generally is render bank services like withdrawal, deposits and transfers for customers and charge them commission ranging from 100 to 500 depending on the amount transacted.

At the end of the day, we earn from the commission while capital remains intact.

In withdrawal, customer uses his card on the POS machine, customer is debited and the money is credited to your account, while you give customer physical cash, same value that is credited to your and collect a little commission from customer.

In deposit, customer comes with cash, you transfer from your account to customer's account same value you receive, and still collect commission.

In transfer, customer transfers from his bank to a 3rd party account with the POS and you also get your commission.

At the end of the day you realize b/w 3,000 to 10,000 on commission alone while rotating initial capital.

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Family / Re: What Is The Cost And Procedures For Adopting A Baby In Nigeria- Lagos? by udumosam23(m): 8:31am On Sep 09, 2019
chihes:
sometimes it may not be what you think dear. I have two kids, still living with my husband, both of us have no issues at all, as in not having more children. But I want to stop at 2, and I also want to adopt about in 2 or 3 years time.


Yea, this was our decision too, but my wife removed her family planning because it's affecting her health. Now she is pregnant. We're considering allowing it. Then take the baby to a home to be adopted after weaning.

Then afterward go to same or another home to adopt at our time and convenience. But with the conditions I'm reading here I don't even think it's possible.
Travel / Re: FG Approves Construction Of Ebonyi International Airport by udumosam23(m): 1:48pm On Sep 06, 2019
Umahi wins again. My most admirable governor

I can vote him as governor for Cross River State when he's done being governor in Ebonyi

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Politics / Re: Botswanans Send Back South African Truck Drivers At Their Border Over Xenophobia by udumosam23(m): 6:51am On Sep 05, 2019
mansakhalifa:
OP, edit your headline- if you can. There's nothing like "Botswanan" or "Botswanans".

A person from Botswana is a Motswana and not a "Botswanan".

And when you have two or more people from Botswana, they are collectively referred to as Batswana.

Edit headline ASAP.



By the way, who knows the meaning of "Public enemy"? smiley

Boss, me self na today I Sabi this one o

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Business / Re: EFCC Recovers N1bn From Ponzi Scheme Suspects In Rivers by udumosam23(m): 1:59pm On Sep 04, 2019
planetfood:

#

i just tire my Broda, the CEO has demonstrated a number of time at meetup how the robot trade on forex and make good returns on a daily bases and yet EFCC term this ponzi scheme and the company has been paying ROI when due, except when there is network issue with the investor's bank. Sometimes i wonder if anything good can come out of Nigeria, the rich don't want the poor to come near the middle class line let alone to come of of poverty.
Mind you i an investor and i know what i am saying.

Don't be surprised they're tipped off by a bank, which although knows what's going on but fear if the trend continues it will put banks at risk of getting more deposits.
Business / Re: In What Business Can I Invest #1,000,000 And Get A Profit Of #4,000 Daily? by udumosam23(m): 2:43pm On Aug 30, 2019
Olutola88:
People say there are 1001 profitable businesses to invest in, but the only problem is capital. As far as I am concerned most of the people in this category just blab as they might not even know what to invest in when such capital comes their way. I have asked for business ideas on this forum before now but it is so pathetic that I didn't get something outstanding.

This time around, I want to be precise, maybe that will help.
1. I am a Banker (my schedule is tight)
2. I need a business that requires not more than 1Million naira as capital
3. A business that can fetch me a PROFIT of 4k per day(say #100,000 per month). I am sure I'm not asking for too much
4. I want a business that requires little supervision as I won't be on ground most time.

Note; scammers, don't bother trying your luck on this thread cos if you do, you'll wish you never knew Nairaland.

Thank you.


I'm into POS/agent banking. I can guarantee you that.

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Family / Re: Only A Fool Becomes A Second Wife. by udumosam23(m): 11:44am On Aug 30, 2019
Pascopele:
Only a fool becomes a second wife. Your destiny is too important to be number 2. Stop marrying another woman's husband!

Don't be delusional. Men are becoming a rare commodity

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Family / Re: I Am Tired Of Life by udumosam23(m): 11:39am On Aug 30, 2019
Life is strange. She got kids, she is even positive. Yet she got suitors to marry. Some people Sha get favor.

Madam, go back to your husband. Get a Job to take care of your kids. Those telling you to shun men are only bitter because none is forth coming.

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Family / Re: Someone Sent This To Me On Facebook It's Creepy. by udumosam23(m): 11:25am On Aug 30, 2019
Larryfest:
Aren't you the same girl on the other thread that can't wake up before 6am

Was that why you sent her that kind of text? ��

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Family / Re: Help! Help! Help! by udumosam23(m): 11:21am On Aug 30, 2019
funmiodun:
Thanks @Udumosam23.Amen and Amen. I'm in serious dilemma now cos I don't know what to do again

You'll find help. I know that.
Family / Re: Help! Help! Help! by udumosam23(m): 11:04am On Aug 30, 2019
Dearest father, I don't know this lad, but I have seen through her mothers cry that they need help. I can't help even though I want to, this is why I call on you because I know you can.

I have never seen you forsaken the helpless, I have never seen you ignored the distressed. If I (human) could be this moved by this situation, how much you (loving father).

Pls Lord look at this condition and show mercy. Will she be required to go to hospital, send help. Stir the heart of men with the required resources to identify with her. Will she need a miracle, stretch forth your hand from heaven and reach out to her.

All we ask for is for the restoration of this child's health. Do this for us again and we will not cease to testify of your goodness in the courts of the righteous.

Thank you father for I know you will answer as we ask through Jesus Christ our Lord and Savior. Amen.

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Family / Re: My Wife Does Not Know That I Know. by udumosam23(m): 2:34pm On Aug 26, 2019
1. You were wrong to have hidden your heath condition. Repent and ask for forgiveness then admit your condition to her.

2. You were wrong to have a DNA test when you're obvious of your condition. Go for checkup on yourself rather there could be a change of status.

3. Before you Judge her, first Judge yourself. Do not let the innocent kids take the fall for both your secrecy.
Business / Partner/investor Needed by udumosam23(m): 7:53am On Aug 16, 2019
If you have some extra funds you wish to invest or put to work for a while

If you're comfortable with b/w 5-10% return of investment monthly.

If you're open minded and can trust someone you don't really know

Then, we can walk together to put your little funds to work and make extra income outta it until when you're ready to use it.

WHO WE ARE
My name is Samuel I'm a business owner of An Agent banking coy. I'm from Yakurr Area in Cross River State.

WHAT WE DO
We render POS/Agent banking services in areas limited to banking facilities.

We train/empower people on agent banking services.

We acquire and distribute POS terminals to merchants on POS/agent banking services.

HOW WE STARTED/WHERE WE ARE
We started as in 2003 as "your corner" agents with heritage bank. We're now a certified agent banking organization rendering quickteller and agent banking services, with over 20 paypoints across Ebonyi, Cross River, Enugu Rivers and presently Benue.

WHAT WE LOOK FORWARD FOR
To brand, equip and fund existing paypoints to meet up with modern standard of agent banking.

To integrate and remodel our system of operations to a more standard pattern.

To acquire more terminals, train more agents and access more places yet to explore.

To distribute more effective and efficient POS terminals to already existing POS vendors.

HOW TO INVEST/PARTNER WITH US.

1. Locate an area you wish to engage our services, (could be your village or place of employ). Fund the establishment of the business in that area and get 40% of interest made monthly if we manage it for you. Or recieved training, manage it yourself and pay our charges monthly. (50 naira flat per each transaction)

2. Locate any of our existing paypoint, sponsor with your capital and get 5% of your ROI monthly. You can also retrieve your capital anytime of your choice, with a minimum notice of one month.

3. Fix particular amount with us for certain duration not later than one year, get 7% monthly plus a return of your capital at expiration of date agreed on.

4. Register with us, acquire the training, get our POS and branding materials, pay us 50 naira only for each transaction.

All our transactions are instant, safe and secure. We pride ourselves as one of the best agent banking coy in Nigeria.

DM me for more info or just call/watsapp 08066016141.
Investment / Re: Investor/partner Needed by udumosam23(m): 5:53pm On Aug 15, 2019
PatrickOkunima:


A lot of people have used that title, pastor for scam, cos they know the average Nigerian is religiously gullible. OP, I wish you all the best in your partnership quest.

Scammers come in names and titles of almost everything.
Thanks though.
Investment / Re: Investor/partner Needed by udumosam23(m): 5:51pm On Aug 15, 2019
emwye:
Yeah, as soon as you mentioned FIRST that you were a pastor, the red flags in my head went off. I would advise that you do not lead with that.


Well, I am and I won't deny I'm not to give an impression. So whoever wishes to relate with me should first know I'm one of the "bad guys".
Investment / Investor/partner Needed by udumosam23(m): 2:06pm On Aug 15, 2019
If you have some extra funds you wish to invest or put to work for a while

If you're comfortable with b/w 5-10% return of investment monthly.

If you're open minded and can trust someone you don't really know

Then, we can walk together to put your little funds to work and make extra income outta it until when you're ready to use it.

WHO WE ARE
My name is Samuel a business owner of An Agent banking coy. I'm from Yakurr Area in Cross River State.

WHAT WE DO
We render POS/Agent banking services in areas limited to banking facilities.

We train/empower people on agent banking services.

We acquire and distribute POS terminals to merchants on POS/agent banking services.

HOW WE STARTED/WHERE WE ARE
We started as in 2003 as "your corner" agents with heritage bank. We're now a certified agent banking organization rendering quickteller and agent banking services, with over 20 paypoints across Ebonyi, Cross River, Enugu Rivers and presently Benue.

WHAT WE LOOK FORWARD FOR
To brand, equip and fund existing paypoints to meet up with modern standard of agent banking.

To integrate and remodel our system of operations to a more standard pattern.

To acquire more terminals, train more agents and access more places yet to explore.

To distribute more effective and efficient POS terminals to already existing POS vendors.

HOW TO INVEST/PARTNER WITH US.

1. Locate an area you wish to engage our services, (could be your village or place of employ). Fund the establishment of the business in that area and get 40% of interest made monthly if we manage it for you. Or recieved training, manage it yourself and pay our charges monthly. (50 naira flat per each transaction)

2. Locate any of our existing paypoint, sponsor with your capital and get 5% of your ROI monthly. You can also retrieve your capital anytime of your choice, with a minimum notice of one month.

3. Fix particular amount with us for certain duration not later than one year, get 7% monthly plus a return of your capital at expiration of date agreed on.

4. Register with us, acquire the training, get our POS and branding materials, pay us 50 naira only for each transaction.

All our transactions are instant, safe and secure. We pride ourselves as one of the best agent banking coy in Nigeria.

DM me for more info or just call/watsapp 08066016141.
Religion / Re: Onye Eze At Father Mbaka's 24th Priestly Anniversary Celebration (Photos) by udumosam23(m): 6:30pm On Jul 30, 2019
Onye nneya mere Eze,

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Politics / Re: Only Those ‘I Personally Know’ Will Be Appointed Ministers – Buhari by udumosam23(m): 9:41am On Jul 12, 2019
Can you imagine, In a sane country this man will be impeached for this statement. It's not about those you know, it's about those recommended by your party based on qualifications and achievements, and these people should be picked across all geopolitical zones to reflect national interest.

You must not necessarily know them, you have to walk with them to deliver, that's what we employ you for.
Celebrities / Re: Regina Askia Reacts To Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo, Busola Dakolo Rape Allegation by udumosam23(m): 8:11am On Jul 02, 2019
dexterinc2003:
Why is the pastor yet to deny the allegations directly?
His wife, his senior pastors and every other person apart from him have denied it.(looks like a guilty conscience)

Him and Busola dakolo should undergo a polygraph(lie detector) test. Plus pastors wife and pastors (everyone alleged to be covering up for him).

Then we can face the court after that.

Simply stepping down is not enough.



There are some obvious reasons why he isn't talking. The accusations might not be true as alleged, but there are definitely some chunk of truth.

Saying anything will mean telling the truth since he wouldn't be willing to lie. The truth might be far from what she said, but will still reveal his weak past which he has left unconfessed.

His best approach is to allow the lawyers go through it in court with him at the passive end. He will end up winning the case for lack of merit or evidence. But deep inside of him he knows he can't admit it's false altogether because it will be a lie.
Politics / Re: Atiku Vs Buhari: It's Like Referee Rejecting VAR - Obi Blasts INEC Over Server by udumosam23(m): 5:14pm On Jun 29, 2019
tuniski:

The whole petition up until supreme court will end before December this year.



I doubt seriously.
Politics / Re: Atiku Vs Buhari: It's Like Referee Rejecting VAR - Obi Blasts INEC Over Server by udumosam23(m): 11:18am On Jun 25, 2019
I had a dream sometime ago about this, and it seem it would come to pass just as I saw it.

In my dream the case b/w Buhari and Atiku too over two years. On the the third year Judiciary went on strike, and resumed to declare Atiku winner when Buhari was left only with months.

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Sports / Re: Anthony Joshua Loses to Andy Ruiz Jr. Knocked Out In The 7th Round (Pics) by udumosam23(m): 6:02am On Jun 02, 2019
onatisi:

Something kept telling me ak would be shocked by Ruiz but I kept doubting it but they have a rematch clause in their contract .so he will fight aj again before fighting any other fighter , I won't be surprised though if this is just a ploy to trick wildere to challenge aj


Yea, Joshua gotta let a guard down to give wildere confidence. It's a psychological thing to make his future opponent assume he can take on him easily.
Politics / Re: BREAKING: Appeal Court Upholds Adeleke's Eligibility by udumosam23(m): 2:28pm On May 30, 2019
What?

Politics / Re: BREAKING: Adeleke Qualified To Contest Osun Gov Polls, Appeal Court Rules by udumosam23(m): 2:24pm On May 30, 2019
Hehehe, somebody give me my dancing shoe. Oya DJ play give me music
Politics / Re: Governor Dave Umahi Is Real Mr Projects, Check Out His Recent Projects (Photos) by udumosam23(m): 9:59pm On May 27, 2019
Umahi is the man. He has proven himself.


Our own governor is working too, just that the results are only on Bill boards at every nook and crany of Calabar screaming "Ayade is working".

Some of the bill boards self don begin shame to bear the inscriptions.

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Religion / Re: Dead Marriage By Anita Schafer (Oyakhilome) by udumosam23(m): 4:30pm On Apr 25, 2019
Sanchez01:

Casting aspersions on the poor woman already. Is this how you blame 'your wife' everytime you fail to measure up?

Chris and Anita's case is what most pastors would preach against during minsterial/leadership trainings. 'A pastor who succeeds in his ministry but fails to hold his family together has failed in all'. He neglected the poor woman in the name of God's work and ended up turning the church against her after the divorce for 'being carnal' just because she raised concerns about her physical needs and how her husband has denied her.

And there is the case of Adultery - Anita accused Pastor Chris of having an extra marital affair with his secretary whom he spends time with the most. She blew hot and claimed she had proofs before reports of Church elders visited her to 'hear her side of the story' and everything died down.

I have always been a fan of Pastor Chris. As a matter of fact, I believe he is the best teacher of the Word ever to come out of Nigeria. But he failed. Couples have needs, mostly physical obligations to themselves. If he could believe the wife was 'carnal' for voicing her mind then I strongly pity every young, single believer who take counseling from a Church as Christ Embassy. Pastor Chris failed.


I can't be more right. I agree with you absolutely

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Religion / Re: Dead Marriage By Anita Schafer (Oyakhilome) by udumosam23(m): 4:23pm On Apr 25, 2019
Aloaye:
This looks like a sign they would get back together soon. She said "I feel sad we are not together", it's a year of light where we take peace everywhere we go. I declare peace to this home in JESUS name, AMEN.


They got private jets to fly around the world. Yet complains of distant relationship. It funny how people think wealth is everything. I don't have much, my wife lives in PH, and I live in Ugep, yet we feel so close. It's not about the distant, it's the affection.

To be candid both of them have failed and they have no excuse for it.

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Business / Re: Choose Rugged Solar Power System With Payment Plan by udumosam23(m): 1:47pm On Apr 24, 2019
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