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I consider kissing a more binding act than sex o but men der re som mouth u'l kiss and hav nightmares after,loool!
I once knew a guy who badly wanted to kiss me on a particular day,I cld smell his bad breath maybe owing to d fact dat maybe he hadn't eaten all morn or so. Omo I stylishly offered him water that day out of love and he drank! Step one completed. Then I remembered I had baba blue in my bag(gosh dis was divine) I jus took one,popped in my mouth and offered him d one left.
So by the time he came after me again,a lot of things had changed,lol!
The 2nd one,men he kept forcing me,I cld feel my outer lips sticky,chai I wan die,lmao! He wasn't oozing but I jus ddnt enjoy it,infact I told pls don't kiss me again,and I actually wiped my mouth in his presence. All my mouth jus dey gum,yuck!
But of cos der re som kisses I've had I swear I cld go on and on and one,jus be chewing on that lips and be sucking his tongue jo,its good to be clean and one tin:be a good and passionate kisser!
*flies out of thread*

Lol! This is hilarious! God bless u @op for dis! My xmas was kinda dry apart frm d fact I was extremely exhausted frm much wok at home. I'm lookin to mk gud use of today lik sm1 takin me out to som place nice:but d question is who will take me there?lol

Touching! *sobs*
I love dogs especially the ones who hav some sort of human touch to dem but again u will hav a rethink wen u rememba d one dat scalped dat poor 4yr old boy.
RIP pour soul

Chai ndito nairaland,una no go kill me o,lwkmd!reading this at 5.10am and my lafta woke my kid sis!herbalist ko,babalawo ni. Loool

Beesluv:
Is the bride herbalist daughter?

Its unique though

Available

My broda u sef follow fall my hand. Mbok read what d @op wrote and do d needful jo.

chefetalkane:
charles.effiom.etim@gmail.com

Congrats sir,we tap into the annointing at work in ur life also for divine favour in our career. Go and conquer!

With dat profile pic of urs? Grand of you

dancok:
come let me wed you

Yes o! Bible says decree a thing and it shall be established. I don decree say 2015 is my year

emusmith:
Bachelors, una dey hear @ all?

Fresh & Innocent singles waiting to be toasted...Lol

Our God will exempt us from all these wickedness of the wicked. He will cause dem to go into extinction. By His blood we're preserved. None of our loved ones will go six feet below in Jesus Name

Me too,lol! Abg I wan wed by 2015 o wether devil lik it or not!

SELENAqueensy:
And why is my name not there?
op, u no knw say i dey find husband

No not so u won't belived I ddnt know my email settings deletes msgs after 30days! Chai! D tin pain me,jus changed d settings now,and my oda phone I no get money for android data now,I wld hav copied out my sent msgs and I'll see the email address I'm very sure. Ok no worry,I go find am*tongue out*

1one:
Hehehe

It's still on

You can't find my details again abi


I will send you email very well


You go wait tire

Amen! And for all my loved ones too,all NLers inclusive

holatin:
December death.
God no let me and my family Ve a taste of it.

Thanks for the prompt reply,hoverer of NL,lmao! Hope our January deal is still on? Please send me an email,cnt find ur details again,mbok. Tanchu sir!

1one:
Where you find me reach wey you no see me I've been around... still hovering over Nairaland like a monitoring spirit


So let me say it again... Like I said before.. That your picture is very fine... Your neck no bend this time around.. O pe ooo

I trust you're doing good?