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1one:
Your beads look Awemazing!!!

*unfortunately* there's nobody I would want to buy them for at the moment... But my mum's birthday is early January next year and she's a sucker for things like this...Please drop your contact and if possible your price range.

By the way.. Skip the "Thank you sweery" part IF you want to appreciate my post.. I personally detest all those sweery/dearie/hun things

Cheers

looool! you just deflated my tyre*sad face*
the thing is I'm scared replying with my contact cos I'm trying to avoid a ban or have my thread deleted. pls check my profile for my details or better still how about a PM then we can take it from there.
hope to hear from you soon. Thanks and cheers sir

pboiskinpy:
Nna male nurse no go ever give me injection ooo...
Female nurses (beautiful ones) get dis soft touch wey dey help medicine work well well...










#Ask Chelsea players why they form injury until that their pretty Doc arrives and give them a touch...

Oga u no try and you try,lool! You try because u make me laff by this comment and you no try because d place I chose to burst out laffing was at the bus stope were keke,okadas and buses dey,everybdy com dey tink say wetin dey mak dis babe smile sheepishly. As I no fit hold d laff I com try convert am to wide grin. Loool!
Back to the matter,hvnt come accross a male nurse before sha,I think its prevalent in the western world. Our naija pple no go gree o,lool

Happy married life sir,God bless your home!

Though I won't say I support them totally,I won't also say I blame them all the same,coming frm such a background too. Though some this days,some family just bring kids from the village and subject them to this wicked labour.
Myself and my other siblings hawked,none was exempted. We've hawked stuff rangin from broom,bananas,oranges,palm oil etc to vegetables,the latter being that my late mum was a farmer. On normal days after school,we're home and by 4pm after eating and having your bath,you carry your wares and by 7pm you're back home. On saturdays its usually vegetables and palm oil,you leave by 7am or so and by 3pm u shd be home. Those days were fun esp d weekends wen I have sold all my stuff and d end of my wrapper is fat,lool! I know my mum will cook something nice for us. I was always happy to make mony for her because things were not going well. That's why its impt for the man to plan for the family ahead,never allow ur actions turn a wife into a breadwinner,never! That poor woman saw hell and I feel pained evertyime I remember she's no more,ddnt evn wait to eat!
And then it has its down sides too;kids are exposed to dangers of accidents,molestations even rape! I remember few incidences that I know it was God dat spoke to me evn as a 10-12yr old. Some will tell u "com insid" why not buy it now and pay me? SMH! But also had its ups side too:we had very 1daful people who let us into their houses,giv us fud,clothes,toys and gift,lettin us play wit the kids. Jus dat nowadays kids don't tak it as biz were u hawk,go hom and rest,som will drop d wares by d gutter and go to watch WWE or indian movies,then com bak wit nothing! I see dem a lot dis days!
God help us all sha,Someday we will get it right:the family and the society we live in!

Hey everyone,how did your week go ? And trust your weekend is goin well too? Thank God!
Just updating my thread with a few pics.
Happy viewing.

Note: For those around Surulere and would like to train in bead making,please check my profile for details

Gosh dis is bringing real tears to my eyes now! Sadly I lost my mum to dis devourer called liver cancer. I must confess it was hell,I don't wish my enemy evil after what my mum went thru. The whole tummy swell thing,d chemo session,d many trips to LUTH,tests upon tests upon tests! And then she gav up d ghost in dat same LUTH!
But my brother,you won't die o,surely as d Lord liveth. Gosh see me typing this in tears! God will keep you,so that that poor mother of yours won't go through all this .
Please I'd like to send my own token,if this is my own way of remembering her ,its been 3 long years now!
#LordkeepDJDOLA

Lol! No comment

Jbond:
Choi see akwa ibom babes here, wish I can marry one of you @cutemi nd udy.

thanks dear

lightheart:
Your voice sounds much better now.

Don't worry I'm your friend alread*winks* I wish also that I have someone I can hook you up with,smiles

kenny4nicegirls:
Am kenny am 26 am cute i do business i need nice female friends for friendship HONESTLY SPEAKING i am SINGLE. i just want female friends for a start i dont want to jump into any relationship i just want female friends am nice and very caring its so unfortunately i have not been too lucky with the previous girls i have met and dated in the past they have really showed me a whole lot o!!!!!!!!

I am Ibibio dear and I speak and understand my dialect,I grew up in Lagos too. Two things I might not get well: reading some words (wch brought about all this) and praying in the language,not an easy tasl I must say.
That aside,what the person wrote to my understanding is "thief"(mma ino)

cutemii:
Should i take it that u don't speak nor understand ur dialect?

Where did u grow up?

Abi o,mak we com create forum abi?lol! No worry carry go

lurex2rhyme:
cutemi n udy abadie. idem? gud 2 knw dat akwa ibomite r much here. hope una no go mine if i shld send una pm?

Nice to meet you,ayin eka mmi*smiles*

mrcooller:
how can one contact you, well am on BBM from Akwa ibom too 7921A86A

Omg! I don't know what to say

I honestly had no idea what he or she wrote,lol

cutemii:
Wow so u are my sister...

Why then did u respond as if u don't understand the dialet to the first poster?

As in I don't get this; you mean you have known her for the past two weeks only and she's taking up residency in your house? "Every night I wake up" where do u wake up in,her house or yours? Com if to say you kipnad dat pikin,return her bak to her parents mbok,maybe naim mak her dey giv u dos evil stares cos she might be staying der against her wish,lool!
Seriosly speaking,this is scary tho.might giv the impression she's a witch or smtn

Good evening everyone! Trust our day went well? Just thoght I shd update the thread again*smiles*
This is a two toned crystals netted treasure design I finished this morning.
I do hope you like it? *winks*
PS: incase you'd like to contact me ,please check my signature*hugs*
Happy viewing

Shekau exactly what is your point? I wish I had Telepathic or is it Psychic powers to go into the mind of that Shekau and dissect it,knowing what's going on there,what happens when he sleeps,eats,use the toilet,have sex etc. Because that man isn't human!
Is he and his evil cohorts trying to islamize Nigeria,make Nigeria ungovernable for GEJ,is someone actually pushing him to do this or is just having hatred for anything western education? Infact so many questions with no answers.
That aside: I say RIP to those innocent souls once again taken at their early stage.
Shekau,kontunu, u hia?since na only u waka come,all dos blood you are shaaaring in the north,you will answer bcs diaris goduo*sobs*

Don't mind me jare,I think I just need to make friends here on NL,and not try to get a date. So I go back on my words,no searching again. *winks*Lool!
Btw I'm from Akwa Ibom,any reason you asked?

cutemii:
I didn't mean to provoke u it was jus a harmless question

Ok what about the post b4 mind hv u tried him he might be ur kind or is he still younger?

Btw where are u from...I'm jus curious

Lmao! I no para o,mbok!

lightheart:
See paara!

I'm sure u went through the thread,not much posts right? Maybe u shd base your judgement on tht and not on my personality. And if u mean ,not givin in to those much younger than I am,and who jus wants to waste my time further , and jus wants to get in between,means I'm setting my standards high,you might be right tho. Thanks all the same for your comment

cutemii:
Does that means there are caring and loving guys on nl or is it that ur demands are that high?

oh gosh see me tearing up here! I must confess sometimes I get really very worried too and I've prayed for forgiveness from God so that when I enter my husband's house I should conceive without hitches. its not a good feeling seeing you struggle for something when others have it with ease.
Lord have mercy upon Your children

Yeah,d way u went about it so direct! Thanks jare

Godditex:
Lol! Is my post that funny? Glad to know you feel relieved.

As in ehn,I have lauhghed out all my fustrations of since 5 am I woke up,out just now! Thnak you for relieving the tension,I feel much better infact I'm laughing typing this.
Now to that lady,guess she's new to dis forum and also maybe just finished servin and job hunting else she'll know dos silly GNLD people ! Babe,delete d sms asap!

Godditex:
You don't need a prophet or Oracle to tell you this is scam. You shouldn't open thread for everything.

had to revisit this my thread after almost one year of opening it
I never got any positive response jare. so I have reopened it,the search continues!

Ukutsgp:
These are some things a christian should not buy or sell.

1. Strong drink-alcohol-ogogoro-schnapps.

2. Beer-gulder-star-calypso-chelsea-heinekein.

3. India hemp- weed-igboo

4. Cocain

5. Cigreete.

6. Blue films-indecency.

7. Porn magazines

8. Fake drugs-expired goods or commodity.

9. Mini-skirt.

10. Poison

u can add yours.

sorry had to quote this to point out the error. 1 and 2 I feel should have been grouped under alcoholic drinks or better still wine spirit and beer. looking at this I would think any beer outside this listed can be sold by a christian. Except what you mean here is giving examples. Even Chelsea and calypso falls into category 1
abg make una no vex for me o just say make I clear the person because I confused wen I read through

Yes o,this is my heaven on earth! I was at the last one night with the king and I must say it was Glorious! By His grace I must be on ground all through. Last year that silly boss of mine ddnt lemme enjoy shiloh 2013 at all. I'm trusting God for somany things and I know all will come to pass for myself and even all my loved ones including you,yes you reading this comment now!*hugs*

Evil

elobyobi:
Simple 5 steps
1. Make lots of money
2. Make some more money
3. Make bastard amounts of money
4. Amass great quantities of money
5. BUY A WIFE.

Lool! Yes o,don't mind dem jare! Anyway dat was years ago tho,a lot of water has passed under d bridge sef. Thnks alot

ichema4u:
Hehehehehe
Don't worry a better n a much more cool phone is on the way..
This one had to go forsomething better to come in ..
Stay safe my dear

Hello everyone,trust your day went well?
Just wanted to post another of my work worn by a friend of mine(my model,winks)

God bless eternally! Otunba Segun Wole Awolowo! Run from that man! I say run! Himself and that pint sized barrister with his chamber under the mango tree,lmao! I thinkg he should open a joint partnership with this true rebel guy,lol! I worked in that hotel for 3mnths and I saw more than 60 people leave. I was sick o,and the Yemisi mgr who was trying to form boss then and ddnt know what lay in store for her,started giving conditions naim I run o. Now I heard the company sued her! I don't want to open his yansh nore than that because one I never had issues with him directly. But that man his mean,trust me sha! Them say since the hunter has learnt to shoot without missing,the bird has learnt to fly without perching. We still had our way of escaping with some of our tips back then,the tips he somuch sat on as if his company won't survive without tip. God blessed you with such a good location for a hotel with 47 rooms yet he ddnt do the needful:take care of your staff,upgrade your hotel facilities and services. I knew how many times I had to lie at that front desk while customers continually bombard you with torrents of complaints! A customer refused to sleep after seeing a big rat inside the room!Infact I pray to see that man and tell him that running a hospitality outfit isn't just about been mean and seeing everyone as thieves!

franzis:
Have you ever heard of de-skyline hotel,local airport road, ikeja , then that truerebel is a learner

Unemployment in Naija has gone so bad dat anytin goes! We just pray that those of us who want to be self employed,the elements should be in our favour,Amen

Naijasinglegirl:
I tell you. The lady in Boss resources team was putting on a hijab I tell you. The lady in Boss resources team was putting on a hijab

Funny people,you see dem everywhere:iyana isolo,cele,okota,egbe da,abule egba,mushin road,lawanson road,ikeja(na dem hq be dat) and evn gbagada! I don't even wait to open all those dem "HR" "e-recruiter" msg. One called me long ago,naim I ask:please are you one of those HMO(health mgt org) she said :no we're HME(health mgt engineering) I died! Lol. I think she deliberately did dat to encourage me to come,lik dis one is genuine!
Look closely at their dressing sef,u will see roaches coming out from their "coats" even the lady among dem,one wore a tulip skirt in a wrong way and attached a flower to d side of her hair ,like dos indian movies(who d hell dresses that way for a supposed aptitude test\interview?)
Job no dey naija but God go connect us to d one wey be our own,can I get an "Amen"