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Romance / Re: Couple Who Met In Secondary School Weds (Photos) by ugbede69(m): 7:08am On Nov 23, 2020
the would have been me and Titilayo,but her parents said she must get married to a Yoruba man

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Politics / Re: Fashola: Second Niger Bridge Will Be Completed In 2022 by ugbede69(m): 12:59am On Nov 22, 2020
detective fashola on the beat
Politics / Re: Bayelsa By-Election: INEC Excludes APC, Clears PDP, 11 Others by ugbede69(m): 4:49pm On Nov 20, 2020
I will continue to say this till it sinks...

Let me make something clear to some ret@rds and imbeciles on this site, you can curse all you like, curse me and swear but not a single curse will ever mean a thing to me, you have spent your entire life cursing the government and Nepa but not a single curse came to pass but instead these people keep enjoying Nigeria’s money and scamming you.

I will never support your end SARS or end bad government approach because it is a foolish way of chasing victory, I have neither supported this government because from the start I warned against buhari and many of you today protesting end bad government once voted for this cow lover and may God continue to punish you for putting us in this situation and coming out today to play the victims.

You can tell all the white men about Nigeria but it will never make Nigeria better except the citizens take the courage to move and fortunately very few are ready and the rest of you are hypocrites. I remember sending a formal letter detailing a winning plan and tactics of winning the next election, I sent this letter to celebrities who I noticed were strong hold of the protest but not a single one replied…

Many of you are online warriors, many of you will not move to fight if others don’t move, many of you will not act until your celebrities tell you to, you are your own problem and you know it but keep denying it.
If you continue holding on to lekki toll gate shooting and telling the world something they already know the Nigerian government will continue to fight you because they are also as angry as you are.

Even if you didn’t agree with them in this you agree with them in big brother show because they put that show to keep you all in a zone but you can’t see it, they know that all the youths know how to do is gossip, fvck and play, so they put all three in one house and allow you watch and enjoy your madness, when the house mates come out the governors start bombing them with endorsement deals and official government offices and appointments, what did they do in that house to deserve such? Millions of Nigerian youths have worked their ass out, studied and sweat blood just to have those positions but no they didn’t get it, only for people who sent 3 months in a house kissing and grabbing ads to come out and have those positions before the eyes of every poor Nigerian. You spend millions voting for housemates to win big brother but you can’t sacrifice little time to go out and vote for the right person and those of you that went to vote voted for problem… now you are complaining why some of us do not support you, may God punish all of you in mysterious ways.

And finally A lot is currently going on in Nigeria, a lot that dwarfs the lekki shooting so if you can make a plan to win the next election then do so but if you cannot then shut the Bleep up and enjoy the president you voted for…
boss can you summarize this post for me?
Education / Re: 3 Toilet Mistakes You Are Making by ugbede69(m): 11:39pm On Nov 19, 2020
Use this one round up this night
thanks boss, my night is made
Education / Re: 3 Toilet Mistakes You Are Making by ugbede69(m): 11:29pm On Nov 19, 2020

Iseee.. Even if I'm not settled and restless because of an issue, once I enter the toilet I'll just calm down.. And then think of possible solutions.

Walai that guy no know wetin e dey talk

Hailings boss
another 600 years of blessings bro
Education / Re: 3 Toilet Mistakes You Are Making by ugbede69(m): 10:44pm On Nov 19, 2020
I don't know what you are talking about but that's my thinking corner
may you enjoy Gods blessings for 600 years...

toilet is the best place I think about my life

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Politics / Re: Governor Dave Umahi: Wike Is A Dictator, He Is Remote-Controlling PDP by ugbede69(m): 6:50pm On Nov 19, 2020
wike vs Umahi. Both have fought political battles.

Umahi defeated a serving minister backed by incumbent governor to grab PDP guber ticket.
Wike defeated his political Ally/godfather.

Merrybet odds

Wike (2.03) . Umahi ( 3.30)..

My money is on umahi, I no dey use eye see 3.30 odds.. Na straight win for away!!!

the asiwaju of betting.....I doff my hart sir
Romance / Re: My Son’s Wife Made This Nonsense by ugbede69(m): 3:32pm On Nov 19, 2020
angwan Sunday
k boss I dey mando
Politics / Re: Shekau; "Nobody Can Arrest Me, I’m Doing God’s Work," Mocks Nigerian Soldiers by ugbede69(m): 9:51am On Nov 19, 2020

Just wondering, don't you know how to move on in life?
Are you stuck with Buhari's matter?
move on with life? bro sense is 1,000,000 nautical miles away from you


Romance / Re: My Son’s Wife Made This Nonsense by ugbede69(m): 2:20am On Nov 19, 2020
I thought you said kaduna I would have taken you out for a good food.
boss which part of Kaduna u dey?
Health / Re: COVID-19 Update For November 17 2020 In Nigeria by ugbede69(m): 11:56pm On Nov 17, 2020
how will this add 3 points to super chickens of zoogeria
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Post Your Qualifications; Your Helper May Just Be At The Corner. by ugbede69(m): 6:46am On Nov 17, 2020

All the best dear
Meanwhile Mimi still hasn't l haven't replied my message on I.G
boss please follow me @ ambassadorgeneral
I'll follow back please

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Education / Re: How To Make Your Woman Want To Have Sex With You by ugbede69(m): 7:32am On Nov 16, 2020
if I click,make I bend


Romance / Re: Meet 29 Years Old 'Muscle Goddess' (Photos) by ugbede69(m): 11:32am On Nov 15, 2020

Abort mission, over !!
mission aborted, over and out


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Religion / Re: The 5-F Pillars Of A Heavenly Minded Christian by ugbede69(m): 9:14am On Nov 15, 2020
Christianity is a simple way of life complicated by over-zealous and greedy religious leaders. It only takes one to Love God and his neighbours to be a Christian but many professed Christians don't even know that.

If you love God and your neighbours you won't kill, steal, backbite, slander, etc.

God will never abandon anyone who genuinely LOVE.
you just hit the nail on the head

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Romance / Re: Meet 29 Years Old 'Muscle Goddess' (Photos) by ugbede69(m): 11:42pm On Nov 14, 2020
I was planning to register with Vaseline crew but this one off me


Romance / Re: #trending Heartbreak Stories On Twitter by ugbede69(m): 11:15pm On Nov 12, 2020
Heartbreak makes you understand the lyrics of love songs in another dimension..
you be man wey sabi
Romance / Re: When Did You Decide That The Relationship Was Over? by ugbede69(m): 12:04pm On Nov 11, 2020

Why didn't you check on her at home?
I had intention of going to her house that same day....
Romance / Re: When Did You Decide That The Relationship Was Over? by ugbede69(m): 10:24pm On Nov 10, 2020
I insisted she come to visit me when I visited a coursemate not too far from her house.
babe came furious, started telling me how she came from a disciplined home that she CNT visit me in my friends house and she would rather visit me in school....the talk of coming from a disciplined home kept ringing in my ears, that I started thinking if my parents didn't raise me well....to cut the long story short, that's how I murdered the relationship... now she only texts how she misses me

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Religion / Re: What's Your Favorite Hymn? by ugbede69(m): 10:47pm On Nov 08, 2020
1. what a friend we have in Jesus 2. all the way my Savior leads me 3. a wonderful Savior 4. thou my everlasting portion
Romance / Re: Who Remembers When This Soap Opera Was Hot On TV? by ugbede69(m): 12:21pm On Oct 30, 2020

The blind girl...was showing on Saturdays then. Men don old sha
indomie generation won't know this
Romance / Re: Who Remembers When This Soap Opera Was Hot On TV? by ugbede69(m): 10:36pm On Oct 29, 2020
who remembers 'ESMERALDA'


Education / Re: If U Say U Are An Intelectual! And You Have Not Read This Book U Are Jonzing by ugbede69(m): 8:22pm On Oct 29, 2020

I can send u PDF via Whatsapp if u want
08174634309 will appreciate if I get it
Politics / Re: Stanley Mgbere: Wanted Rivers IPOB Leader Cries Out, 21 Members Arrested by ugbede69(m): 1:52pm On Oct 27, 2020

Nwafor is a figment of your propaganda imagination. If your police is strong, let them mention Nawfor and see the police go up in flames. When Nwafor mentions who has been using him from the north, fresh riots will break out again.
I thought you had a functioning brain..sorry I was wrong...

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Politics / Re: Stanley Mgbere: Wanted Rivers IPOB Leader Cries Out, 21 Members Arrested by ugbede69(m): 10:45am On Oct 27, 2020
They will rush to arrest the innocent man because he is southerner. People that are worse than Don Wany, Terwase Akwaza (Gana) and a lot of others are operating freely in the north. That is why the north is a killers paradise, but they sent SARS to the south west and south east to kill and destroy.
is NWAFOR a Northerner?



Romance / Re: If You Know This Girl, You Need A Life (photos) by ugbede69(m): 9:50pm On Oct 25, 2020
I didn't type that o
ASIWAJU himself
Romance / Re: If You Know This Girl, You Need A Life (photos) by ugbede69(m): 8:20pm On Oct 25, 2020

it's xv*d*oes bro, pornhub is kind of complicated
sorry sir, grand commander of porn republic
Education / Re: 7 Small Things That Can Make You Smarter; No. 2 Is For The Genius. by ugbede69(m): 6:46pm On Oct 25, 2020
can MATLAB be likened to programming?
Romance / Re: If You Know This Girl, You Need A Life (photos) by ugbede69(m): 5:34pm On Oct 25, 2020
I've watched almost all the erotic videos,i still don't know her
the ASIWAJU of pornhub....I greet you sir


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