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Health / Re: COVID-19 Update For September 18 2020 In Nigeria - (4,587 Tested) by ugbede69(m): 12:57am On Sep 19, 2020
Ayoswit:
OK, seen undecided
I see you
Celebrities / Re: The Transformation Of DJ Cuppy's Ferrari From Black To Pink by ugbede69(m): 11:04am On Sep 18, 2020
femi4:
Vanity
if you don't get rid of your poverty mentality, you will die poor...

even king Solomon that said all s vanity didn't die poor
Business / Re: Charles Chuck Feeney Fulfills Dream To Die Poor, Gives ₦3.48 Trillion To Charity by ugbede69(m): 8:02pm On Sep 17, 2020
reminds me of the story behind the hymn 'what a friend we have in Jesus'

this is a great man,I respect and honor him
Career / Re: What Was The Amount Of Your First Salary? by ugbede69(m): 7:59pm On Sep 17, 2020
13k in 2018

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Crime / Re: NDLEA Intercepts 1.6 Kilograms Of Controlled Drugs En-route Turkey by ugbede69(m): 4:55pm On Sep 17, 2020
Openbusiness:
Kikikiki grin, u missed it. Read the puzzle again, your savior is the guy by the bottom right corner. Don't ask me how I know lipsrsealed May God have continue to have mercy on me sad
lolzzzz
I rest my case
Crime / Re: NDLEA Intercepts 1.6 Kilograms Of Controlled Drugs En-route Turkey by ugbede69(m): 11:44am On Sep 17, 2020
VEXT:
Only a hard working individual do drugs business.... grin grin
Igbo Amaka
I would rather choose Raymond reddington
Celebrities / Re: Popular Nollywood Actress Shares Sexy New Picture by ugbede69(m): 11:39am On Sep 17, 2020
who will follow me to farm....op just showed us a farm tool
Romance / Re: Help!! I Have Been Masturbating For 9 Years Now by ugbede69(m): 11:14am On Sep 17, 2020
izuswift:
You are not serious, the duration of two of those videos are like 2hrs. Oga look for a way to watch those videos and be free.
roger that sir I'll find a way of getting it...thanks
I thought it was a short video at first
Foreign Affairs / Re: Iran Says UAE, Bahrain Will Bear The Severe Consequences Of Israel Deals by ugbede69(m): 10:05pm On Sep 16, 2020
will this news reduce the price of garri in the market?



asking for a friend

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Romance / Re: I’m Seriously In Pain, My Husband Sleeps With Me From My Anus – Lady Cries Out by ugbede69(m): 9:06pm On Sep 16, 2020
Rgade:
Fùvk, I am soo mad right now angry
Your husband is so selfish and inconsiderate.
Anal sex is the best thing ever, but it has to be done right.
1. You have to relax,he has to get you to relax. The woman is obviously nervous and tensed and the dumb husband can't notice.
2. He has to be gentle. You can't force it if you don't wanna get hurt. It's like breaking a hymen.
3. And most importantly USE LOTS OF LUBE.
I'm sure the so called husband isn't using this. You can't use too much lube. Get it everywhere and on everything angry . The anus, the bum, the divk. Everywhere angry
A poorly lubricated Ass is prone to wear and tear which can be very painful.

The best gift a woman can give her partner is her anus.
And very few ladies will subscribe to it, especially here in Nigeria.
So you can imagine my pain and anger at this bone headed man for mis-using this wonderful gift from his wife and giving her pain in return instead of mind blowing pleasure.
As a woman, you can't tell me you've fully lived if you haven't experienced anal penetration + vaginal/clitoral stimulation simultaneously. angry
I greet you oh
pornhub ambassador

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Education / Re: I Need Help In Identifying These Fishes by ugbede69(m): 8:46pm On Sep 16, 2020
is that not kpanla am seeing there?

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Education / Re: Benue State Announces Resumption Date For Tertiary Institutions by ugbede69(m): 8:16pm On Sep 16, 2020
Ngenge:
What of Hopeless Ozodimgba's state?
supreme court is yet to decide
Romance / Re: Help!! I Have Been Masturbating For 9 Years Now by ugbede69(m): 12:40pm On Sep 16, 2020
izuswift:

Masturbation is demonic.
This three videos will help you break free. Trust me!
The videos helped me.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gN3yrv-fIII


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3Vdg7oIg4A


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ocB-npVNjs
I would be very grateful if I get the videos via WhatsApp. my phone does not support YouTube ...thanks in addy
Politics / Re: FG Declares September 16 As National Identity day by ugbede69(m): 12:22pm On Sep 16, 2020
Sollykay41:

This is just our own way of appreciating those who buy our landed properties. Thanks
okay sir, I'll patronise you when my lifting comes
Politics / Re: FG Declares September 16 As National Identity day by ugbede69(m): 11:05pm On Sep 15, 2020
Sollykay41:
Okay good

Meanwhile, come and get your 1 acre(six plots) of land with just 500,000 in our ongoing promo. You also stand a chance of getting a bag of rice and gallon of vegetable oil. Kindly reach us on our signature.
but I can get rice and vegetable oil for less than 500k
Celebrities / Re: Rihanna's Eight-bedroom London Mansion Is For Sale For £32 Million (18 Billion N by ugbede69(m): 12:09pm On Sep 14, 2020
I would have loved to buy it ohh
but there's no bet9ja shop nearby

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Religion / Re: Pastor Paul Enenche Responds To Daddy Freeze, Calls Him A Mad Dog And A Bastard by ugbede69(m): 7:21am On Sep 12, 2020
Parisian:
Lol, that's why I love TB Joshua, if you like insult him from now till Christ comes, he has no response for you.

Since the beginning of his ministry over 30years ago he has never responded to critics, he won't even waste his time on you.
Joshua selman don't reply critics too. he is not even on any social media

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Politics / Re: Fire Guts INEC Headquarters In Ondo by ugbede69(m): 10:07pm On Sep 10, 2020
is it not Nigeria again? thuis should not surprise us na.
comedy capital of the world
Celebrities / Re: 'You Need A Wife Like My Own' - Burna Boy Showers Praises On Stefflon Don by ugbede69(m): 11:05pm On Sep 08, 2020
TheVultureGrill:
I need rich men like burna
what will you offer in return
Romance / Re: Can A Girl Have A Bestie Without Them Having Sex? by ugbede69(m): 12:04am On Sep 05, 2020
my best friend is a female....
even her elder sisters address us as besties.....n there's nothing more than our friendship

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Travel / Re: Why Do Your Friends Ignore You When They Finally Travel Out Of The Country? by ugbede69(m): 2:58pm On Sep 04, 2020
op own even big pass my own.....
my own friend wey people dey call us brothers, na admission him just get to futminna. naso brotherhood take end.....

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Education / Re: 30 Fascinating Details About The Titanic That You Probably Never Knew by ugbede69(m): 3:11pm On Sep 02, 2020
Righteousness89:
I Heard the owner or the Maker of Ship made a Statement that
Not Even God Could Sink the Ship
I heard it was one of the engineers that made that statement, not the owner
Health / Re: 160 New COVID-19 Cases,291 Discharged And No Deaths On August 28 - (3780 Tested) by ugbede69(m): 7:33am On Aug 29, 2020
sharaff6:
Notting goes up that will not come down .. in the next two weeks we will be seeing under 0.5
I'll stake 5k on your odds

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Romance / Re: I Am In Love With A Muslim Lady But Am A Christian by ugbede69(m): 11:31pm On Aug 28, 2020
ganduje would like to sign your death warrant


nobody should quote me,I dey hungry
Health / Re: 221 New COVID-19 Cases, 317 Discharged And 3 Deaths On August 26 - (3156 Tested) by ugbede69(m): 11:50pm On Aug 26, 2020
all will be well
Sports / Re: Jesus Navas Dedicates Europa Title To Reyes And Puerta by ugbede69(m): 11:55pm On Aug 22, 2020
Kemimarch16:
The only JESUS I know is the only one my BIBLE told me about
you mean you don't know Gabriel Fernando Del Jesus of Brazil?

who do you na
Education / Re: Crab Capable Of Tearing Coconut Apart And More[photo] by ugbede69(m): 9:02pm On Aug 20, 2020
GODSENT253:
use google sir. My phone cant type much. Its a button phone
okay
sir
Education / Re: Crab Capable Of Tearing Coconut Apart And More[photo] by ugbede69(m): 5:52pm On Aug 20, 2020
GODSENT253:
read about this lions. So sad they had tragic ends. Nothing lasts forever
please tell me about how they ended..
am very interested to know
Politics / Re: Aisha Yesufu Dances To El-rufai Rejection by ugbede69(m): 3:34pm On Aug 19, 2020
Maduawuchukwu:
Elrufai should be allowed to air his mind. We will then criticise him accordingly. We must prevent Cancel culture from taking root in Nigeria
criticise him??

ogbeni you are not in this country at all..

I sha hope you have ur 5million
Education / Re: My Maths Waec Plight by ugbede69(m): 1:17pm On Aug 19, 2020
armadeo:



My post is directed at the op not you.
sorry for misunderstanding you...but you quoted me that's why

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