₦airaland Forum

Born2Breed:
No sane person will insult you, only those who prefer lies and darkness will disagree with you.

So the one that looks like monkey is the one that planned all this thing? You probably have an alter u use to worship him because he planned your past and future.

Master planner but could not plan how to give nigeria 24/7 electricity.

Igbobyblood:
The truth of the matter is that buhari and aso rock cabals just played into Obasanjo hands..

The game plan is to get the international communities against them(buhari), selling Atiku candidacy to them(USA, EU)..

Let them sell it well well. It is US and European citizens that will fly down to Nigeria to vote Atiku.

Put brain inside your head, you no go gree.

How dare the people of Ijaw hate corruption? They must be zombies.

I don't think democracy fits us. Look what PDP did with democracy for 16 years.

AirFireEarthH20:
I think she could be a Medical Expert from the way she analysed the whole thing

She's a gynocologist. She has seen somethings man.

MissRaine69:
Some women of questionable intellectual levels put whole cloves of garlic in their nether regions for the following reasons.
1) To cure a yeast infection - absolute nonsense
2) To “tighten” their vaginas - utter idiocracy
3) To stop pregnancy - refund of their school fees is in order .
4) To enhance sexual pleasure - top level stupidity

How do I know?
I have removed a lot of garlic cloves from very infected vaginas. Cloves of garlic were never meant to be in orifices.

Please naa, tell us more about your job and the things you see daily.

wittyt98:
This Girl Is Fightes
Because They it Couldn't It Do
But After All Of What As if She's Normally And Everyone Was Surprised Of it Do. When She Up Red One for Not Mistake Fightes Hardly By Upset The Guy Run Off But We Thank God They've Separation Them

thanks for the laughs.

thesicilian:
Very watery argument.

It's a pretty solid argument though.

Mariangeles:


You're very very wicked...and the worst part is that you don't even realize it
Aje oshi !

You are the one that is very very wicked for quoting that long post.

She looks masculine.

SyberKate:
Guys you can sit this one out

Sorry, no can't do.

@OP you fvcked up.

Jiang:
Trust me, I have such opportunity as well, d only difference is, I KNOW IT AIN'T MY OWN MONEY no matter how much am given, while am thankful, but I feel extremely delighted when I earned with my own hands even if it's #100 naira.



Be ur own MAN, YOUR SISTER IS NOT YOU

You don't have a sister that can buy Rolls Royce for a baby.

Jiang:
My friend you are SUPPOSED TO ONLY BOAST WITH UR OWN HARD EARNED MONEY, if you use ur parents, friends, brother or sisters money to play billionaire, My brother you don cast woh, cause you are poorer than even a pure water seller( atleast he owns his money)

That's not true, and you're just 'cause Linda isn't your sister.

I just clicked the ad, lol What the fvck Are those reviews real? I can't believe they're real. They have to be fake.

naijapips04:
the party is just starting mate....go grab your beer.

Buhari has finally chewed more than, he can swallow.

Nigerians are just looking for that one,thing to spark them off....this, is,it .

....said the increasingly nervous guy for the ten thousandth time.



Okay sunshine.

"They will wail until there's no tears left in their tear duct."

Save some tears for after the election.

naijapips04:
This is Buhari's greatest undoing trust me .

I've been hearing this for a long time. I've also been trusting the people that asked me to trust them, but here we are.

I'm enjoying the tears from this debacle. I don't think i've seen this much wailing since I was born. I can literallly taste the salt off my screen.

I'm enjoying the tears from this debacle. I don't think i've seen this much wailing since I was born. I can literallly taste the salt off my screen.

EzeNri:
Impeach the bascad.

I M P E A C H HAHAHAHAHAHA... Starting to sound like the democrats in America. I M P E A C H D R U M F!!!!

Baddiezz:
Where did I type that it's a bad thing?Males commented above but its only my comment you see to reply sisssy

You were implying that he shouldn't boast with his sisters money, 'cause it's not his own.

Non-stop knacking for nine years and you just want to leave like that?

Baddiezz:
your sister's money

IF the sister helps her family is it a bad thing? Is it not you guys that will still critisize linda if she doesn't do it?

three:
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Don't get it twisted.

Only the NJC can suspend a judicial officer.

Many pushing this narrative are closet Buharists. Don't be like them.

Nigeria will win

Posterity will judge.

If Buhari is lucky he'll still be president by Monday.

The man is a gonner and all those who ally with him.

No protests, no fuss, watch and see. This particular battle has already been won.

Buhari thought he could get us to play into his hands by this move and by mass protests which they will respond with force and postponed elections (Ozekhome chill please) ashay ashay na him carry him hand snap d gauntlet wey go pieces am.


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We'll be waiting to see what happens by monday

"Upa to upa" Finally learnt some akwa ibom.

0NoOne0:
rule number 5 bro

What is pornographic about my comment?

deboysben:
Can can only be seen in this lifeless government

Backed by demented zombies

So angry that he stammered

Yeah, it usually takes some time to recover from the thought of having HIV. It's not a death sentence. Glad to see you're back to leading a normal life.

Nairaland? Have you looked at the world lately? Maybe you should stop living upside down inside a rock. HOmosexuality is now legal too, did you know that?

I remember seeing a thread where they were laying foundation 6 months ago. Is it that easy to erect a mansion?

Daviesblaze, I'll advice you to decrese your body fat to atleast 7% with cardio and eating more protein than crabs. Then when you start noticing the fat burn, go for a photoshoot.

You have the shape of a lifter, but you need to be as lean as possible. Granted, you will be weak during the process, and your lifts will likely go down, but no one really cares how much you can lift except your gymbros which you shouldn't be trying to impress anyway.