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RomanceRe: Why You Shouldn't Lick Pussy by Uglymugg(op): 3:24pm On Jan 31, 2019
Biglittlelois:
Does this apply to diick suckers also, since all diicks have been infected with std and whatnot knowing full well the dirtiness that comes from diick, especially when diicking different ladies, therefore diick suckers are liable to throat infection and inflammation, since according to Op, in reverse, ALL diicks are filled with STD and deadly bacteria, isn't it undecided
If not for anything, men don't bleed monthly. It is simply unholy to suck pussy.
Foreign AffairsRe: Italy Slides Into Recession, Darkening Outlook For Europe by Uglymugg: 2:10pm On Jan 31, 2019
Lmfao. All that welfare spending on Illegal immigrant have finally crippled their economy.
RomanceWhy You Shouldn't Lick Pussy by Uglymugg(op): 1:30pm On Jan 31, 2019
Nothing signals more powerfully to a woman's brain that a male is unfit for reproduction than him risking the health of his face, mouth, throat and digestive organs to lap upon her beef.

It's a huge thrill for her, sure, but not because of any clitoral stimulation. Her "ohs" and "ahs" are entirely derived by amazement at the male's silly self sacrifice.

Completely deluded, the box eater (male), will munch away, confident that he is a supreme lover, when the woman is secretly astonished at the implications of where he's putting his tongue.

She's had that part of herself drilled and excavated by many different cocks until she lost count. So many suitors have emptied themselves inside that box, knacking victoriously her vulvar filets with their slick protuberant phalluses afterwards.

And here is her blessed self-avowed "pussy eater," breaking a sweat trying to lick that same battered pussy. He even thinks those prickly sensations in his mouth are from his muscular exertion, but the box eater has just ingested the top 7 STDs of all the male suitors in her life, and those itching sensations in his throat are microscopically shown to be the conquest of his nerve tissue by her minge's army of misandrist microbes.

Destroying his cells outright, the box's pathogens overwrites his beta genome, rendering him more reproductive for a Papilloma species than a human female. Don't be decieved by porn.
Foreign AffairsRe: US, China Lead Race For Artificial Intelligence —UN by Uglymugg: 1:21pm On Jan 31, 2019
AI will later be known as AC, which means Artificial Consciousness. But in reality, AC means Anti Christ.
PoliticsRe: The Candidates: Why Peter Obi's Analogy Using VAR Is Wrong. by Uglymugg: 11:16am On Jan 31, 2019
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CrimeRe: Man With Three Wives Rapes Daughter In Ogun by Uglymugg: 11:13am On Jan 31, 2019
He has three wife and is this skinny? He must be ejaculating like 10 times a day inside all three wives. What a sex machine. grin grin grin
Science/TechnologyRe: Inside The World's Largest Particle Accelerator by Uglymugg: 11:10am On Jan 31, 2019
Johnpotter660:
They are all human my dear, they are just those humans who realize what it meant to be human! Granted that the discovery of the Higg's boson is a gross jump in human intellect, you could have done the same if you had committed to the daily meditations and work required to break a frontier.
But why do they put so much time and energy into things that are so abstract that the mind of a regular joe cannot wrap itself around the basis of the subject, like particle physics for instance. What gives them that drive and commitment, and why do they have it but others don't?
PoliticsRe: #ngthecandidate: Abubakar And Peter Obi Set Nigerian Twitter On Fire by Uglymugg: 10:38am On Jan 31, 2019
This is why Atiku should have gone for that debate even in the absense of Buhari. He would have completely owned this election. Fvking guy missed an oppurtinity there.
TV/MoviesRe: 'Big Brother Naija Past Questions' Booklets Now Being Sold In Traffic by Uglymugg: 10:34am On Jan 31, 2019
Business Inclined.
RomanceRe: This Lady's Tweets About Men's Attitude To Sex And Tell Us What You Think by Uglymugg: 10:27am On Jan 31, 2019
When did The Joker from Batman become a woman?
Science/TechnologyRe: Inside The World's Largest Particle Accelerator by Uglymugg: 9:34am On Jan 31, 2019
MiddleDimension:
the God particle has been discovered, and a nobel prize has been awarded foe thw discovery
To think that Higg's boson was predicted 48 years before it was discovered. Some of these scientist might not even be humans.
PoliticsRe: My Objective Assessment Of Kadaria Ahmed, Moderator Of The Atiku/Obi Interview by Uglymugg: 8:42am On Jan 31, 2019
Wow, look at that nose.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Lady Writes To Her “Brutal” Employer Shortly After Securing The Job (Photo) by Uglymugg: 8:32am On Jan 31, 2019
Web Applications UK page on Twitter is blowing up. The comments are just savagery.
Science/TechnologyRe: Inside The World's Largest Particle Accelerator by Uglymugg: 7:10am On Jan 31, 2019
This people still wont admit what they're looking for with this experiment. You collide particles that the eyes can't see at nearly th3 speed of light, but for what purpose? To create new particles? To find the god-particle? To create a white-hole to another dimension?
Foreign AffairsRe: American Politics Thread: Trump Is The 47th President! by Uglymugg:
lOl
RomanceRe: Does His Looks Really Matter To You (Ladies/Girls)? by Uglymugg: 9:39pm On Jan 30, 2019
ERORR404:
But most girls often claim not to care about it and always emphasize other things
No matter what any lady types here, just know that looks and money are the only thing that matter when trying to initially attract a woman. In fact, the first and very first thing they notice about a human male is his looks and physique. It is what will make them look twice at you. Money can definitely enhance your appearance, thereby giving them the illusion that you are loaded. The brain of a woman is very basic, in fact, it's so basic that people often find them hard to understand.
RomanceRe: Between A Recharge Card Seller And A Slay Queen Who Tried To Shame His Hustle by Uglymugg: 8:16pm On Jan 30, 2019
Praktikals:
Nigerians are just too rigid. Some of this things they overlook give cool money. I sell data and make nothing less than #2000 profit daily. Thats cool #60k in a month. Some federal government workers dont get that in a month. I have a younger brother that makes as much as #7000 pure profit from data sales EVERYDAY! He started earlier than me and puts in alot of effort in marketting it.
Nigerians underestimate small business. Their eyes are always on multi national industries and those big Corps. , that's what I love about them.
RomanceRe: Between A Recharge Card Seller And A Slay Queen Who Tried To Shame His Hustle by Uglymugg: 8:15pm On Jan 30, 2019
falcon01:
well that escalated quickly.
It actually didn't.
RomanceRe: Na Greenlight Be This?? by Uglymugg: 6:54pm On Jan 30, 2019
She has a dick, OP. Sorry to burst your bubble. The yogurt will come from her feminine penis. She's transsexual. Have a great time bro.
RomanceRe: Rapper Kash Doll Flashes Her Nude Curves Behind In Raunchy New Photos by Uglymugg: 5:34pm On Jan 30, 2019
She's sucking her tummy inside.
RomanceRe: Seriously Contemplating Suicide! by Uglymugg: 4:53pm On Jan 30, 2019
Followup:
Please I need your advice, what should I do to have my rest of mind and peace back?
You'll get your peace of mind when you open a thread with your real profile. Also, hibernation period is 3 months, not 6. I was also In your shoes once, I had to wait 9 months before my first checkup. Worst year of my life.
CelebritiesRe: Princess Shyngle: I Removed 5 Ribs And Small Intestines To Achieve My Tiny Waist by Uglymugg: 4:47pm On Jan 30, 2019
bionixs:
are you guys that cheap. you just believed her hook line and sinker? she did all that is still standing
Is she supposed to die because she removed five ribs and some part of her small intestine? Of course she won't dear go near her large intestine or think of removing more ribs because she suffers in silence from her current shape. Some one close to her said that.
CelebritiesRe: Princess Shyngle: I Removed 5 Ribs And Small Intestines To Achieve My Tiny Waist by Uglymugg: 4:44pm On Jan 30, 2019
The doctor tried oh. Not even a single scar. And she didn't die in the process or suffer any complication. Although I'm pretty sure her digestive system will suffer some setback, but so far, she seem to be in good health.
TravelRe: Ojo Barracks Tanker Explosion: 3 Dead (Graphic Photos) by Uglymugg: 3:35pm On Jan 30, 2019
EMMAUGOH:
Trust me when I say this ... With whats going on in that OJo barracks . Our leaders are the Worst crop of people in the world.

It will take extreme hunger and anger from the people for this country to ever favour the masses.

This is the 2nd time in 1 month a loader tanker is falling in the same spot. 2 containers fell there last December and till now nothing has been done there.


Fixing that place temporarily won't cost 3 millions but they will wait for a score to die before they look for solution.

I will never be a typical Nigerian politician


Feel so pained now
Just 3 million? I doubt. Even if it's truly 3 million, they will make sure the total is something along 100million.
TravelRe: Ojo Barracks Tanker Explosion: 3 Dead (Graphic Photos) by Uglymugg: 3:32pm On Jan 30, 2019
Omo check out road na. This kind people go still dey form superiority for Twitter. Check out that road naa, just check out that road. Kai. Now that people have died, will they now fix the road? Or they haven't reached their bloodshed quota yet?
PoliticsRe: Nigeria In SOS Situation Under Buhari - US Center For Security by Uglymugg: 1:03pm On Jan 30, 2019
ochejoseph:
Don't Be suprised because you see some people Supporting Buhari and his unconstitutional and anti unity policies

Even the following tyrants have a good number of followers

1. Adolf Hitler - credited with killing over 2 million Jews , Muslims and Christians he had millions of followers

2. Mubutu seseseko had millions who will die for him

3. Pol pot of Cambodia the skull maker had loyal followers who will melt your flesh with acid

Supporting Buhari for a second term is an evil act every patriotic Nigerian must avoid . Let's Rally round Atiku and Obi to unite our country and save our democracy from collapse.

May God continue to bless the Federal Republic of Nigeria
You didn't even mention King Leopold that massacred 10 million of your own race. Truly blacks don't see themselves as human.
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh Reacts To Jussie Mollett Gay Attack: I Know What Bible Says by Uglymugg: 12:02pm On Jan 30, 2019
hotwater1:
Empire star. Jamal Lyon
What happened? Is he gay in real life? shocked shocked
SportsRe: Floyd Mayweather Flaunts Multi-billion Gold Chains And Wristwatches (photo) by Uglymugg: 11:04am On Jan 30, 2019
hisgrace090:
Doese this things worth all the restlessness this young man goese through?

Man seems confused in life knowing not what exactly he want.
Restlessness? What are you talking about? Do you think he's a ritualist?
Nairaland GeneralRe: Chinese Man Involved In Accident In Ghana Refuses Helpers To Hold His Money Bag by Uglymugg: 9:52pm On Jan 29, 2019
That is why yahoo boys don't focus on Asian clients. No kind of juju will work with them.
RomanceRe: Why Do Women Explode After Marriage?? by Uglymugg: 11:35am On Jan 29, 2019
They're just sucking their stomach inside, when they get married, they just release their breath and BOOM!
PoliticsRe: Buhari Now Jittery After US, UK Warning —atiku by Uglymugg: 7:48pm On Jan 27, 2019
[quote author=Born2Breed post=75173202][/quote]What's the matter? Your sponsors have not updated your brain with the latest talking points?
PoliticsRe: Buhari Now Jittery After US, UK Warning —atiku by Uglymugg: 7:46pm On Jan 27, 2019
hisgrace090:
When the lion roars, the goat will remember it statue in the society.

Ignore the Americans on your own detriment.
So now you care what America thinks? Remember when Atiku thought he couldnt enter US? All you said was, "Who America help?" Now you are emptying their balls on your face.

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