₦airaland Forum

RIP to the beautiful Ebony, I pray heaven receives you.

lawsbanks:
My children must attend this or go outside Nigeria. Time to start working hard and smart. All this nonsense strike here and there is not their portion

God bless you

Lawalemi:
The beauty of western ideas. They keep doing research to better their business. Nairaland hasn't change in about a decade

Something I’m really looking forward to some day.

But wait first oh, are we not really in a Sh*t hole country? Till now there are fuel queues in the federal capital of Nigeria, I can’t even speak for countries with lesser GDP and economic growth, we are indeed in a messed up continent. AU has not popped up in the news for a while until a clown like that man tells the truth about us. AU is a toothless bulldog!!!

So Audi 80 nor be Car?? YIMU

Rep nature

FrenchWay:
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Sunkanmi my friend! I hope you are seeing this.

I pray also they catch you before the end of 2017_amen!

You think you can take away my girlfriend. Make her return my Texno WX3 phone and den you buy her an IPhone 7plus. You took her to your crib in Ajah and pushed her out of my room in Obalende.
You gave her a brand new Venza! Ahhh! Sunkanmi, one day they will catch you. It shall never be well with you!

Back to the topic,
I pray all these yahoo boys are arrested and jailed.

I salute your acute stupidity Sir, lie to yourself consistently that you were indeed a complete man and yet your girl left you for another. I pray you are punished for all your sins and illegal dealings, don't bother arguing that you have been so upright all your life, except you were not born in Nigeria. Sit down there and be judging another's sin different from your own. Nonsense

NwaAmaikpe:




The fuel scarcity is permitted during Xmas so we'd know the men from the children.

Almost everyone now has a car, but only the more fortunate should drive it to the village and pour dust on the less privileged.

You have a foul reasoning also, not just foul mouthed, it's allowed my foot.

Billyonaire:
I am yet to meet a lady, who enters my fantasy entrapment with all my crazy taste of material possession without begging to stay in my of cycle of exoticism.

It does not end there, the bed itself should be some structure that a lady feels compelled to see how sex can be on such beddings. The embiens of the bedroom, the lighting and the design concepts should be extra-classy and make sure there is an MP3 loop of 528Hz binaural tune which shuts down the rational mind and allow hormones to catalyze romantic feelings. At that moment she becomes a listening device that obeys every command.

With a perfect setting, you do not have to ask a lady out, just ask them to navigate their way to your bedroom and bring you your phone or something. I can guarantee you a lady will spend extra time in the bedroom lost in thoughts of fantasy before coming out.

It not only works, it eradicates the thought of 'needs and suffering' from the minds of mere mortals and present to you a lady who smiles and laughs at not-so-funny jokes.

At that moment, she is ready for the seeds of your child to come. Begin the Tantra Massage or Sex Yoga; My Oh My, Life is beautiful with beautiful women with functional brains.

She will have no power to say no, her Soul loves comfort and perfect peace.

What of those staying in one room?

This post is mostly about MMM, not about the act of stealing by the young man, see how the MMM logo is portrayed as the major cause of his crime. Nonsense!!!